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hey /b/, I got a moralfag question. Would you kill this baby

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hey /b/, I got a moralfag question. Would you kill this baby for $5,000? Cops will not look for you after.
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Nah
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I'd wait a few years so it can explode itself
allahu snackbar
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>>587245807
I am better than isis
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would for 50.000
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>>587245807
It's a muslim. Why would I need the $5,000 to justify it?
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>>587245807
Yup.
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>>587245807

Kill? No. Get it out of Tatooine? Yes.
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dat cute little face tho
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>>587245807
sand niggers

My dream is to live in a world where we all hunt them like the plague
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lol dead muhammed + 5g = prophet
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>>587245807
I don't know. It's kinda unethical to hunt this species out of season.
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>>587246604
>Christmas

It IS the season bro..
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only if I get to keep it
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>>587245807
Yes.
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I could easily kill a nigger baby. They're usually ugly as fuck and look like old men.
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>>587246772
benjamin button whaaaat
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>>587246772
that baby looks pretty white
save your rage for wesley snipe level blacks
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I'd stomp his skull in for 10 bucks
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>>587246573
Underrated post - did kek
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>>587246959
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>>587245807
Yep
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>>587245807
nah just teach it the ways of Christianity
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I'd kill it by shoving the book up it's ass, then setting it on fire.

It's best to take care of a dune coon before they can run at you, just like a zombie.
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I would if I had the extra 5k.. can I pay you half now?
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If I needed 5k... In a heartbeat.

Just to put the money in the bank... Nah.
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>>587247176
>edgy as fuck
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>>587245807
No. The baby is innocent
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>>587247363
This is satire. Stop being stupid.
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>>587245807
I'm not paying 5 grand to kill a baby when I could just do it for free.
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>>587247217
suicide sluts? why? no tits even anon what are you thinking
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>>587247469
>innocent
>partakes in and preaches a religion of hatred and intolerance
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>>587245807
the $50 grand offer was better, would still do cause need the money
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>>587245807
I would kill -a- baby but not that baby. He's fucking adorable.
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>>587247469

It's about as pure as my taint, the fact it's already holding that book and dressed like that means it's brain is already filled with useless crap that it will one day interpret as anger towards other people who make fun of her fairy tails.

It should die, end of thread.
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>>587246573
HOLY KEK

KEK
E
K
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>>587245807
No.
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>>587247480
>This is satire. Stop being stupid.
what is this, sesame street? grow up
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>>587245807
Good thing she's covered up, though. What a whore.
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>>587246028
Well said
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>>587245807
No, wouldn't for any amount of money

Now, if I had a number of problems that could only be fixed with money, maybe answer would change. I'd like to think it wouldn't
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>>587247934

are you an imbecile, look at the picture, the only thing filled with crap is her diaper, at this age they only know what is mama and milk, she'd probably try to chew the book after the picture was taken
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>>587245807
In all honesty, if this is a question of true morality, then no. I honestly couldn't bring myself to murder or kill unless it was in self-defense.
I wouldn't do it for a million dollars, that little twerp is a living breathing person.
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>>587247934
Because ALL people even raised as Muslims become violent extremists, right? Your logic is flawlwss.
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>>587248348
>mudslime
>person

That's beautiful anon...
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>>587246170
>>587246489
>>587246604
>>587246750
>>587247054
>>587247149
>>587247287
>>587247603
>>587247808
>2EDGY4ME

ITT underaged kids who would piss them selves at gun points but trying to look edgy on the internet . sigh
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>>587245807
Idk maybe
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Nah 5000 isn't worth the potential feeling like shit that I might encounter. 500K is definitely worth it though, gimme gimme that towel head baby
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>>587248586
hi newfriend

fagditt is over that way
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>>587248586
>being retarded
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Some badass, edgy motherfuckers up in this thread.
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>>587248700
iv been here since 1994 newfag

>>587248718
>implying
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>>587248842
yet it is still my fantasy to eradicate all sand niggers

Yes im a racist fuck to sand niggers. Cause too many sand niggers fucked me over and others around I witnessed they can all die
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>>587246573
/Thread

Made me actually emote, even if it was just a brief exhalation from my nose holes
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>>587245807
I would for free.
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>>587248639
>towel head baby
fuckin kek
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>>587245807
of course.
in 10 years that child will bomb itself, killing unsuspecting people.
i need the money and save lives, nothing wrong with that.
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>>587248077
Kekarooni
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>>587245807
Yes.
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>>587248346
>>587248431

You guys clearly are either also Muslims, or Jewish.

You guys should also die, grab what ever book of religion it is you praise and shove it up your ass while setting your self on fire.
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No I'd return it to jabba
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>Rape
>Kill
>Rape Again
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No.
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A fucking baby? Shit dude that's different for when you're killing an adult, that is next level of fucked up. I wouldn't even kill a full grown adult for that pitiful amount of money, hitman won't even murder for prices that low and you're asking me to kill a fucking baby? Hell no, I'd do it for 800 grand. And I make it as fun as possible for the little bitch, get her super high on heroin and other awesome drugs, party all night until she overdoses, that's a way to go out.
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>>587249476
>>587249476
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>>587245807
That cutey-wutey is worth a lot more than $5,000. People pay that much for some dogs.
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>>587245807
It's probably dead already...
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>>587249669
you really think mexican cartels would give a shit if your a baby or not

all it matters is getting paid after the job
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Yup
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No.
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>>587245807

yeah. i know i'd
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>>587250115
>RIP anon
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$5000 is roughly about 3.2 grand in GBP still its pretty much a free 3 grand sure there are plently of sand niggers over here anyways
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>>587249476
1/10. No one's as stupid as you're pretending to be.

Except most Muslims.
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>>587250115
v&

wonder who is next
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Sure.
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Maybe if I didn't have a child I loved. Still no lol even if I didn't. This actually shouldn't even be a debate. The real question should have been who here would like to murder babies. Five gs is such a small amount it's kind of a non issue.
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>>587249103
Does your anus still hurt?
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>>587250930
nah but i'll nvr froget

expot me
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Aw that's a cute kid. No I would not murder a child and have to live with the guilt for $5000.

Now 6 figures tax free? That's a little more complicated
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I guess I would murder the kid if I wasn't already pretty financially set for life. I would need like a life changing sum of money though like atleast 50,000
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I can pay for kill her
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>>587245807
kidnap and bring into an atheist european family for free if no consequences.
kill the religious (any religion) parents for free as a bonus.
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>>587245807


I wouldn't get out of bed for 5k
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>>587245807

Can I kill it more than once to get more money?
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I wouldn't for all the money in the world. It's not being a moralfag, it's not being a piece of shit.
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>>587249103
Sandnigger here

U mad cuz i'm stylin on you and shit oil cash
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>>587245807
5000? i have killed for less than this.
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>>587245807
>Would you kill this baby for $5,000?

can i marry her instead?

im sure her parents would be alright with it.

i know my religion has no problem with it.
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>>587252045
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>>587251634
She'd just be going from one group of fanatics to another.
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>>587252183
What's your price, and where are you from?
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No.
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>>587251910
True.
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propably yeah, if it was i had knife of some sort that I can easily just stick in to brains
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>>587245807
Nop, I would get PTSD or something then kill myself.
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>>587245807
wow this picture is hard..
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>>587246489
i'm a sand nigger
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most adult hits are 5-10k depending on where you live and how many hits you have per month, children typically 4x the price of adult hits and anyone below age 5 typically costs much much more except in certain cases where killing them it is unavoidable (in fires/bombs/etc) which will usually be added into the cost of the total price. So no, 5k wouldn't be enough for me
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>>587252512
brave fool who took that
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>>587251774
Sure bro, we've got loads more...
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>>587245807
Killing babies? Nah, leave that to the ISIS faggots.
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>>587252342
Congratulations! You're a nigger!
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>>587245807
>ITT ANYONE WHO SAID NO IS THE FAGGOTS WHO RUINED /B/
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FUCK YES I WOULD NIGGER THATS A CARS WORTH OF CASH
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>>587252724
I'M GONNA BE RICH
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>>587252872
May Allah crush you in the burn fires of Hell.
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>>587245807
yes are you kidding me
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Moral has nothing to do with my answer. I am a completely immoral person and only do what I want. I do not want to kill a child. Killing children makes me feel unhappy, and I want to feel happy. So I don't.
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>>587245807
10k maybe because inflation
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kill it
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>>587253381
Sure thing faggot.

If I wanted to worship a child rapist, I'd worship Gary Glitter. Not some sand monkey.
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>>587252872
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>>587246024
This
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>>587253864
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This is a trap, there is a thread with an innocent looking white baby being asked for50k and now this. You are being profiled
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>>587245807
I'd kill it with love and affection.
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>>587254361
What's the conspiracy?
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>>587254361
oh nooooo, maybe the govt will hire me as an amoral assassin!
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>>587245807
>>587246024
>>587246028
>>587246094
>>587246151
>>587246170
>>587246489
>>587246604
>>587246772
>>587247054
>>587247287
>>587247651
>>587247808
>>587247934
>>587248543
>>587248639
>>587249279
>>587249103
>>587252724

The world cannot be fixed.

The west hates arabs.
The jews control the west.
The arab world is shattered into thousands of pieces, some of which are extremist and some of which are terrorists.

The arab world is now dead and all that remains is conservative arabs who want to ressurect the arab world, that are being frowned upon by the liberal west, and the hippy liberal arabs who believe in dumb western ideologies and immigrating to the west.

Fuck this dumb West vs. East world.
I'm going live in malaysia.
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>>587255064
>The world cannot be fixed.

>remove backwards arabs
>world is fixed
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>>587245807
$5000 is not enough
$50,000,000 I would without a doubt
Maybe less
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Already did money please
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>>587245807
>>587254706
>>587237797
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I'd kill three and shit in my black girlfriends mouth for 500
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>>587255352
jew
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>>587245807
wold for 5 cents or dubs
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>>587256619
Here, take my dubs.
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>>587256700
wow,ty
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>>587245807
Lol OP is fishing for anti muslim feelings. Posted the exact same question, but the baby had no opression cloth, and the money was up to $50,000.
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>>587256963

>>587256034
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>>587246573
wow
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>>587245807
maybe, £10k is the more usual rate for murder around here, that's about $15k.
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In self-defense, yes.
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>>587247036
white muslims... *shudder
so much worse if they're non-ginger.
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-1 human
+$5000
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would you kill the baby if you get to marry your favorite celebrity
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that is alot to pay to kill just one mudslime but i got some free cash so why not.
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>>587245807
you white people have no logic...to start of..you hate muslims because you think they are savages..but when some of you here are saying things like I would crush her skull for $10...who is the savage...similarly when you drone 100's or 1000's of civilian in middle east..some how its justified...you people are fucking delusional.
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>>587258773
I've never used a drone to kill 100's or 1000's of civilians
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>>587246194
underrated podt
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>>587258773
you're such a faggot
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>>587245807
No unless it is able talk somewhat and starts spouting islamic terrorist shit
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>>587248346
I AGREE 100% with you
I was a stupid muslim yet converted despite my parent's efforts at 12
You judge a religious person based on their ignorance
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Yeah. it would just grow up to bomb someone.
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>>587246573
I dont get it, someone explain PLEASE
>>587247126
>>587247959
>>587249104
>>587257313
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>>587259651
Everyone. Follow this anon to the light, for he has seen the darkest night.
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>>587258973
no you, but in general, the white race must always look for an enemy and someone to blame, you never feel safe. dickheads
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>>587260182
>being this white
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>>587259883
praying 5 times a day was cancer
holy fuck I hated that
let's substitute it with constipation, ready
>get up before sun rises, have school 2 hours later, constipated for a good 20 minutes, go back to sleep
>come lunch, constipated and have to go to a special room that my parents negotiated for me and taking a huge fucking shit that lasted 20 minutes
>repeat process 3 more times
>everytime before you take this shit you need to wash yourself with your clothes on, takes a few minutes
>realize this is fucking stupid
>convert
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>>587248586
> piss them selves at gun points

i bet you wouldnt, would you?
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>>587260579
Cont.
saying a prayer before you do something,
let's substitute that with having to touch your toes straight
>before entering the bathroom
>(also you need to sit and piss, ffs)
>leaving the bathroom
>before sleeping
>whatever comes after that
>in pain (you can't say, FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT)
>eating
>finishing eating
>going out
>coming home
>thinking a bad thought
>thinking a good thought about god
there's a shit tonne more
fuck being in an Abrahamic religion
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>>587260579
You're my hero
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>>587245807
I would probably smash this baby against a concrete wall for 100k. Doesn't matter about the religion or ethnicity. Just grab the thing by the legs and a home run swing right into a cement barrier.
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>>587260579
Cont.
having to be 11 and rationalizing all that crap
let's substitute it with everytime you hear something contradicting your belief, shouting "SANTA IS REAL AND SO IT THE EASTER BUNNY"
>wait, why does god just let poor black kids die and white Atheists live wealthily?
>*shouts "SANTA IS REAL AND SO IT THE EASTER BUNNY"*
>how come this religion I happen to be put in is the one honest and truest religion compared to the hundreds of other ones with points as valid as mine?
>*shouts "SANTA IS REAL AND SO IT THE EASTER BUNNY"*
>How do I know some guy didn't just write the Qu'ran?
>*shouts "SANTA IS REAL AND SO IT THE EASTER BUNNY"*
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