Show me how sick you really are

how do you stop 5 blacks from raping a black woman?
who cares, they're niggers.

Well I have a knock knock joke, but I need an anon to start it off for me.

>OP

>>587207410
Knock knock

>>587207594
Who's there?

Why did they invent white chocolate?.....So black kids can have a dirty face too....

>>587207643
Bu

>>587207716
Bu who?

>>587207643
Nigger

>>587207794
Why are you crying?

What do you call a nigger woman having terrible constipation?

Child birth.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never spent $500 to have a lentil in my mouth,

>>587207935
Yes I am

>>587207186

3 jews, a nigger, and ten spics walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they'll have. They reply "whatever doesn't make me a huge faggot like op"

>>587208062

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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>>587207976

here fag

Whats the hardest part about eating bald pussy?


Getting the diaper off!!

>>587208126
rekt

what breaks when you give it to a 3 year old?

her hips

What's the best thing about having sex with 26 year olds.

There are 20 of them.

I hate how PC the world is today.
I recently just got in trouble for saying "Black Paint". Apparently the correct way to say it is "Leroy, can you please paint my house"

>>587208235
Same for hairless boycock, those things are odd. I just slide em down and tug em back up instead of bothering with the straps.

So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. "So that's how she died."

How many jews can you fit in a car

> 104, 2 in the front 2 in the back 100 in the ashtrays

What's the difference between a car and a jew

> cars don't die when you fill them with gas

how do you titty fuck an 8 year old?

dislocate her shoulders

A jew, a nigger and a spic walk into a bar...the bartender looks at them and says "Get the fuck out of here!!!!"

How do you know if your sister is on her period?

If your dad's dick tastes like blood.

>>587208334
instant hardon.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q: Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

A: Have you ever tried to peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?

>>587208126
shrekt

How did the black girl know her mother was on her period?

Her brother's penis tasted funny.

>>587208126
Top kek

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>>587208126

>>587208126
Oh my god that was fucking sick

>>587208126
Lost

I had the most embarrassing experience with the doctor yesterday. During the examination he inserted his thermometer up the anus and I immediately got a massive bulging erection, being embarrassed I didn't notice as it slapped into his face. At this point he stood up utterly disgusted and said "Can you leave the fucking room whilst I examine your daughter".

want to hear a joke about a pizza?

nevermind. it's too cheesy

>>587208754
I don't get it.

>>587208666
satan get

you guys are making me hard for lil girls

>>587209286
mmm

>>587209385
no such thing, but tight pussies are real.

Q:What does a dead baby and grandma have in common?

A:They both make a really good pie.

>>587209143
>>587209083
>>587209019
>>587208821
>>587208261

babbys first copypasta :')

>>587209183
>>587209143
>>587209083
>>587209019
>>587208821
>>587208261
samefag or newfags that dont know copypasta

>>587208754
I just vomited on my dog.

>>587209649
>>587209927
Nerds who are on /b/
too much D:

The White Horse fell in the mud.

Why are black people's palm's white?
>Theres a little good in everybody
What did the mexican say when the house landed on him
>Git off me, homes.

so i was fucking this girl from behind the other night, and with no warning whatsoever, i pulled out and rammed it right up her shitter. she "turns around and says arent you being a bit presumptuous?" so i tell her "presumptuous...thats a bit word for a 6 year old"

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "it's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. it hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"april fools!" replies the nurse. "it was already dead!"

>>587210327
i prefer when they baby talk during their humping :)

Why is it when a woman is pregnant and a baby kicks it its cute but when im kicking a pregnant woman's stomach its not?

>>587210136
this

Have you heard the joke about the baby with aids?
It never gets old

>>587211104
i like that

>>587208126
This is fucking gold

>>587208126
>>587208126
You're 28 holy fuck dude and you're still in college? You must be dumb or becoming a doctor

>>587208126
Somebody call Chris Hansen because this post has touched me.

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look at this bitch she is retarded

twitch:kaylovespie

The doctor came around to my wifes maternity ward and said "Im sorry to inform you but your baby is stillborn"

"STILL BORN!" I yell, After all the shit I went through to try and kill that little shit.

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>>587208126
This is the best thing I have ever read.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

They wern't just born yesterday.

What's the difference between rape and extortion?

The spelling of blackmail on the criminal report

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a
gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch
long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is
sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the
faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid
herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's
wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed
nigger-cock into your gaping, oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says
the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking
it clean.

my grandpa died in the halocaust
he fell of the guard tower

>>587207976
i like this one

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites the feet off my rooster what do we have?

2 feet of my cock in your ass....

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>>587208126
this is why i come here

>>587208126
all these samefags falling for the pasta

>>587212117
My grandpa died in the holocaust, he was on patrol when another guard fell on him.

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island.
After a week, she's so ashamed of what they're doing she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After three more weeks, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up.

>>587212511
>>587211525

can't tell if samefag for newfriend

So I'm making out with my girlfriend in the back seat of the car, and I start to take her pants off.
She stops me and says, "Isn't it a bit presumptuous to just assume we're going to fuck right now?"

Maybe. But isn't presumptuous kind of a big word for a first-grader?

>>587212551
i dont think you nkow what the term samefag means, newfag

>>587208510
no

A young black boy is helping his Mother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his Mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a white boy!"

His mother slaps him hard across the face and says, "Go and tell your daddy what you just did!"

The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I'm a white boy!"

The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your Granddaddy what you said!"

The boy trots off and finds his grandfather and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I'm a white boy!" The grandfather grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.

Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"

To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards."

There once was a whore that could blow guys while singing. There was one catch:you had to keep your eyes closed. This one dude comes in and asks the whore for a blowjob. The whore gets down on her knees and asks the guy to vlose his eyes, and then she starts to suck and sing. The guy carefully opens one eye just a little, and he sees a wooden table. On the table there was a glass eye.

>>587212852
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke.
You cant take a joke.

Me and my mom were watching a movie together when all of a sudden a rape scene comes on. She starts to cry and whine about it and i try to tell her its okay its just a movie

I realize im really looking in a mirror

>>587207186
I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy.. but you'll never get it.

Total jokecringe thread. Stop it fags

>>587210480

kuk

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>>587208126

Whats the worst part about having sex with kids?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.

When was fried rice invented?
1945

There was an Incest competition in the local bar over the weekend.
I entered my sister

>>587212807
>>587212807
there aren't that many newfags on here who don't know this isn't pasta, it's all one person meaning all the posts are samefagged you dumb nigger

>>587208126
top kek

How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

What do you call a faggot who posts a thread about dirty jokes and doesn't contribute?

You call him OP.

>>587213999
How can a samefag fall for a pasta if he's the samefag that made the pasta? fucking newfag, leave

My uncle updated his facebook status to "I love my girlfriend <3"
I knew he liked them young but thats fucking ridiculous

>>587214334
1/10 made me reply

>>587214334
lol'd

>>587214405
stfu newfag

>>587212551
>>587208126
samefag

>>587207186
Greentext because why not
>guy drinking a beer
>his 8 year old grandson comes up and asks him if he can have one
>guy asks the kid "can your dick touch your asshole?"
>grandson says no
>later grandfather is smoking a cigar
>grandson asks for one
>guy asks "can your dick touch your asshole yet?"
>kid says no again
>later kid is eating cookies
>grandfather asks for one
>kid asks him if his dick can touch his asshole
>grandfather says "yes of course"
>kid says "well then you can go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine"

Not that great but whatever

>>587214897
at least you tried

>>587214334

lost

>>587211435
No need to bully.

>>587214334
wat

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What is the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.

>>587212807
You sir, are and idiot :)

These jokes suck cock. Someone start me off.

Knock Knock

>>587212584
my grandpa died in aushwitz '43, broke his back trying to carry 2 dead officers

>>587212951
thats a really awkward pose.

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What's the best part of raping a 4 year old boy.

Watching him cry on the witness stand.

>>587208235
>>587208334
>>587208608
>>587208647
>>587210327

;>

I was looking for a Christmas tree on a weekend when I found an artificial tree, when I was paying for the tree the cashier asked me
"Are you going to be putting that tree up yourself?"
"Does my colon look that fucking loose to you" I replied

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>>587208126

Michael Jackson's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.

Just what he would have wanted.

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>>587215625
where da hood where da hood where da hood at?

>>587216485
>>587216145

I'm pretty sure this is op at this point

How do you make a little girl cry?
Rape her
How do you make her cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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>>587216665
no

"Your kids still sliding down the banisters?"

"We wound barbed wire around them."

"That stop them?"

"Nope, but it sure slows 'em down."

>>587213020
:D

why cant jews change a light bulb? because theyre ded

>>587217860
you tried

>>587218366
No he didn't.

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>>587217860

How many cops does it take you choke and kill a nigger?
7

the hardest part about being a kleptomaniac is always having to take a shit...

How do you make a jewish girl scream?

Stick it in her ass.

How do you make her scream a second time?

Pull out and wipe it on her curtains.

I was eating pussy one day when I tasted something weird. I said "Horse semen? So that's how you died, grandma!"

>>587208126
Lost

>>587212632
explain please

>>587211924
"but first, let me make a -post the dirtiest jokes you know- thread on 4chan"

>>587208126
10/10

>>587208126
Top kek

>>587208126
Hahaha lost

>>587208126
OMFG EPIC!

>>587208126
I lol'd

>>587208126
My sides are in orbit!

How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?


Fill her cunt with shit.

>>587208126
+1 internets to you sir

>>587208126
Postin in epic bread

>>587219210
>>587219954
>>587219997
>>587220041
>>587220087
>>587220138
Newfags detected

>>587208126
TOP FUCKING KEK AHAHAHA

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>>587208126
Someone archive this shit

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>>587208126
10/10 fucking lost

>>587208126
Upvoted

>>587208647
Some kid in class told me this joke today.

>>587208126
Lost HARD

the things i've seen on this site

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>>587207186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadlvkhOT_w

>>587208126
FUCK YIIIISSSSS

>>587208126
10/10

>>587208126
I lost

>>587208126
OH LAWD, SHOW SOME MERÇI!

>>587208126
FUCKING LOL

>>587208126
Is this a YLYL thread?

Becuz I jus lost xD

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>>587208126
Posting in epic bread

>>587208126
POASTING IN EBIN BREAD

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How did they know princess diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

>>587208126
Lol lost

>>587208126
The day /b/ went too far

>>587208126
Lost xD

>>587208126
You can have all my keks

>>587208126
You should do stand up

>>587208126
Holy fuck I lost

>>587208126
AHAHAHA EPIC!

>>587208126
My sides have left the building

>>587208126
Rekt

>>587208126
This is great lol

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>>587208126
REAKED!

>>587208126
Someone give this man a pussy

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>>587208126
Fukken saved.

>>587219845
I don't think he phrased it correctly

>three guys and a girl are stranded in an island
>they rape her continously
>after a while, she is so ashamed she an heroes
>they are left with no living woman to fuck
>they look at each other
>they know what's only left to do
>time passes
>they are having sex
>they get so ashamed of what they are doing
>they have to bury the body

It's meant for you to think they are having gay sex until the burial part, but look how bad he fucked the joke up.

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>>587208126

whats a blind woman see in a man?

>>587208126
copypasta

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My samefag detector is going to explode

>>587208126
XD

>>587208126
Ebin lol

>>587208126
Kek

>>587221410
Next thing you'll say is you are also gonna screencap "the navy seal post xddd"

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>>587208126
10/10 m8

>>587208126
Kek lol

>>587208126
#shrekt

>>587208126
Kek'd

>>587208126
Toasting in ebinic bread

>>587208126
lel

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>>587208126

>>587208126
Lost

>>587208126
Fucking kek'd

>>587208126
I've been on /b/ since 2008 and I haven't seen this ever. Posting in epic thread.

- Sam

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all this samefagging is too much

>>587208126
Kek'd out loud

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>>587208126
My sides

>>587208126
Lost fast bro

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>>587208126
xDD

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>>587208126
This guy is okay in my book.

>>587208126
>>587208126
Epic thread is epic bread

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>>587222154

Here's a joke for you guys

>How many /b/ros does it take to fuck a girl?

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he said with a grin as he wiped his chin, if his ear was a cunt he would fuck it.

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>>587208126
I'm done m8

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>>587208608
hahahahahahaa

>>587221975
This is the oldest pasta known to man

So a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar, except it isnt it a bar. Its my eight birthday party, and there isnt a rabbi or a shamn. The priest is my father, and my father is raping me......My father raped me on my eight birthday party.

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>>587222086
>>587222140
>>587222211
>>587222271
>>587222343

the hero we need

>>587207903
Did you hear about the little nigger kid who had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting...

>>587208126
what a shitstorm

>>587222412

FAMIL:Y GUY XDDD

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>>587222523