There once was a nigger named Whojim Endsplooged who killed purple crayfish, niggers, kikes and god damn leathernecks, pussy, marijuana and ass.
When Gaben Motherheckin walked, Spiderman's ass ate jew-dubs, followed by awesome ass-rape with Stan Cremaster's muscles. He was stunned when she said "Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...".
Antichrist George Jefferson crittered to gluten-free trees. Margarette, however, a manboy in West Philadelphia born and raised, had antidisestablismentarianism. And then an abortion.
Suddenly, in the playground, she farted! Leon was outraged as the congo player said "Ass, ass, cheese pizza, Hitler, ass, ass" immediately out of nowhere.
Finally, at midnight, he was stunned and said "Ass, gay porn, Cthulhu, butt, anus, nigger, ass" whilst he was farting through seven megaphones.
The ass was relaxing on a shit cushion, pairing Ange and Julian. "Hitler, I said Hitler!" the ass spoke. "I SAID HITLER YOU ILLITERATE FUCKS!". Julian answered, "Say ass one more time, I fucking dare you!".
The ass dealt with it. It opened it's ass-cheeks, and...
"Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass."
"Fuck your shit" said Julian. "You're a fucking idiot, and that's why I love you.
Ass cried.
The end.
Written by /b/.
>>587158524
Ass
Swag
HE USED MY POST IN THE STORY
>>587159051
was it ass?
>>587159223
ASS!
what is antidisestablismentarianism
>>587160024
what is ass
>>587160024
Ass.
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>>587160299
sadly, you're both wrong.
>>587160461
Ass.
>>587160955
ASS
>>587161402
ass
>>587161449
Penis
Is that faggot I told to fuck off in this thread?
>>587162333
probably
>>587162468
Thanks anon, oh and fuck off
>>587162672
fuck off you fucking ass
>>587162333
There were different anons replying to you.
>>587162769
>>587162850
Fuck off
>>587162333
Maybe you're the one that was supposed to fuck off.
>>587162850
fuck off
>>587162985
No maybe your the one that's suppose to fuck off faggot
>>587163042
>>587162985
>>587163199
No ID's, champ. Maybe it's really you.
>>587163199
Fuck off
>5 unique posters
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>>587163348
Fuck off dickwad
>>587163594
Ass.
>>587163348
fuck off
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>>587163745
Fuck off
>>587163845
fuck you
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>>587163958
fuck off
>>587163967
Ass
>>587164037
fuck off
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>>587158524
fuck off
>>587164300
Fugg off :^D
ass
>>587163975
ass
>>587164474
Fuck off!
Samefag 2: Electric Boogabooga: The Movie: The Videogame
>>587163425
There's more than 5 you idiot
I just wanted to settle my score with that faggot from the other thread now you all can fuck off
>>587164667
Ass
fuck off >>587164771
>>587164630
ass
>>587158524
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>587164846
Fuck off faggot
>>587164771
Why is it so important? What did he do?
>>587165001
ass
>>587165051
Fuck off
>>587165001
ass
>>587165001
I told him to fuck off and he didn't, fuck off faggot
>>587164959
ASS
>>587165001
fuck off
>>587165185
ASS
>>587160299
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
>>587165174
It's an internet forum, he doesn't have to.
>>587165284
ass
>>587165281
Fuck off.
>>587165372
ass
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ass
>>587165437
Ass
>>587165341
Fuck off. 1v1 me irl bitch, I'll make sure you fuck off
>>587165505
ass
>>587165185
cheeky
>>587165553
ASS
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>>587165605
butts
>>587165717
ass
>>587165685
Fuck off
>>587165792
ass
>>587165685
Fuck off nigger
>>587165553
Fuck off
>>587165830
ASS
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ASS
>>587165917
Fuck off
>>587166016
ass
bum
>>587165717
butt cheeks
>>587166089
Ass
>>587166152
ASS
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>>587165922
Fuck off niggering same faggot
>>587166229
ass
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ass
>>587166366
ASS
>>587166279
Fuck off. The entire thread is full of samefaggers.
>>587166446
ass
>>587166229
>>587166305
>>587166366
How about you fuck off same fag
>>587166446
ASS
>>587166474
ass
>>587166513
Maybe you're the one samefagging
>>587166513
ass
>>587166474
Fuck off
>>587166562
Ass?
>>587166644
ASS
>>587166642
Fuck off!
>>587166647
ASS
>>587166642
Fuck off with your doubt's bitch
>>587166806
Ass
>>587166908
ass
ass
>mfw every post in this thread is actually unique
tl;dr
dubs
>>587166984
the birth of a new ass
I'm tired and already did this for an entire thread, if anyone wants me to continue please respond with qt anime grils or
"ASS"
>>587167066
congrats
>>587167183
Dick
>>587166984
Ass
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ass
>>587167183
I guess that's it good night /b/
>>587167183
ass
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ass
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ASS
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ASS
>>587167487
ARSE
buttane gASS
ongobongo
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ASS
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ass
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ass
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ass
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ASS
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ass
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assy mcgee
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ASS
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ass
>>587158524
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kelly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Kelly, and I have over 300 confirmed kellies. I am trained in kelly warfare and I’m the top kelly in the entire US armed kellies. You are nothing to me but just another kelly. I will wipe you the fuck out with kelly the likes of which has never been seen before on this kelly, mark my fucking kellies. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, kelly. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of kellies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kelly. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your kelly. You’re fucking dead, kelly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kelly you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kelly, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Kelly and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Kelly, you little kelly. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “kelly” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking kelly. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the kelly, you goddamn idiot. I will shit kelly all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kelly
>>587169188
ass
>>587169003
ass
op is out, hope you all pass on the story for generations to come
love, op
>>587169303
ASS
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ass
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ass>>587169360
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ASS
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ass
>>587169457
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT WHAT A FUCKING MONKEY HAS TO SAY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKING APE FUCK OFF
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ass
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ass
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merry christmass
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ASS
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ass
NIGGER
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ass
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ass
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ass
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ass
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ASS
I kek'd
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ass
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ass
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ass
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ASS
>>587158524
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>587173967
ASS
>>587158524
Butt was it ass?
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ass
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ass
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sam>>587174190
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ASS
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ass
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ass
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ASS
>>587174172
I find that offensive.
Please stop using that word. We're in public. The polite word is "heckacopter"
>>587174596
ASS
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ass
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fuck off
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ASS
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ASS!
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ASS
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best thread
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ass
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ass