Post food hacks

great, now you have apple skin on the wall and ceiling to clean. great hack

>>587140106
>anon, why did you lose your eye

>I WAS HACKING FOOD, YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND

>>587140106

So he used a multi blade Gillett razor or something? And removed all blades except for one so it would cut?

>>587140106
dat mess...

dese dubs...

>>587142509

God damn it, I hope your trollin...

>>587142509
Looks like it.

>>587142509
idk, it looks like maybe he left two blades on it. if you look closely, you can see one on the top and bottom.

>>587144572
have u dumb niggers ever spent a minute in the kitchen cooking?

its called a peeler

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>>587142509
It's a peeler...

>>587144572
No, but look at it. He used a razer or something.

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hack your ice cream

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hack your ketchup

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hack your fridge

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hack your chocolate chips

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hack your sncake

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hack your nuts

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hack your orange

>>587145363
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET ICECREAM OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A FUCKING KNIFE!!!!!!?????????

>>587145363

who the fuck wants a slice of ice cream? nigga I want a scoop

>>587146128
What the fuck are snakes actually made out of cake?

>>587146128
What other kinds of snakes can you eat?

>>587146647
calm down, son

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hack your grilled cheese

I guess that's useful when you need to peel 100 apples.

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>>587146678
youre gonna get a slice and youre gonna like it faggot

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>>587147352
Congrats homos

>>587145462
>pancakes with a faint smell of ketchup
yum

>>587146647
He cut it in half obvi

>>587147114
>>587146678

haw haw

>>587147114
>>587147352
Cobgratulations

>>587146905
>last five dollars
>spend it all on one meal
Come on. You can get days worth of ramen or rice for that amount

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FOOD HACK #287
Did you know that you can use a potato to carve a pumpkin? It's not an ideal method but it works ina pinch!

>>587140835
do it outside

>>587146905
This is overrated

>>587145756
dont keep beer like this its gives the air more surface area and will make the beer taste shittier

>>587141322
>losing an eye
ok

>>587147904
Kek

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>Get can.
>Open can a little over halfway.
>Stick finger into can, as far as you like.
>Pull.
The lid flies off (quite far so watch out) and bends in a way where you can use it as a spoon.

>>587148128
i'll take your word for it

>>587148128
When I say open halfway, I mean go halfway around with a can opener.

>>587147974
Source?

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>>587148128
Can you please just use this can.

>>587140780
>Shitting with pants on

>>587146905
Tried this, didn't work

>>587148128
Street urchin confirmed

>>587147114
>>587147352
Congrats you guys
Enjoy your ice cream and apples

>>587144360
Im clapping ;]

>>587148501
That can is for faggots. I will use this from now on.

>>587144944
>>587144883

I find these images

Apealing . . .

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hack your trailer park picnic

>>587148501
the autism kek

>>587142509
You should but a razor, and then peel your wrists till u die fggt.

>>587144944

DUDE !!!

Your last two numbers are the SAME !!!

>>587148736
i'm gonna go kill myself now

>>587148904
WOW

>>587147904
Very nice

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hack your doritos

>>587142509

Hard to tell really, looks like he took a regular one bladed razor but he flipped the blade to produce the peel trajectory pattern

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>>587148793

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hack your bag of semen

>>587147974
>Gives the air more surface area to make the bottle taste bad
Good thing I'm drinking the beer inside

>>587148128
Guys it works, i only cut half my finger off trying to open it half way at first, but the rest did get sliced off when i dud the pulling thing. Still nice hack, leet hacks haxxor lol ayy lmao.

>>587148753
>ice cream cake
No, just multiple ice creams in a pile

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hack your digestive system

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>>587145756
Nope.

<-- This

>>587149126
Holy shit this is genious

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>>587147974
fuck you

>>587146905
>cheese

>>587142509
it's a vegetable peeler, retards.

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hack your fertilized eggs femanons

>>587146128
i nearly lost my shit

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hack your diabetes americans

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hack your inner italian

>>587146647
Retard, you cut the packaging off of it... Jesus christ dude

>>587147974
Rotate your stock on a regular basis you fucking teetotaler

>>587149461
kek

>>587148513
You must not know how it really works newfag.

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>>587149315

Nigger he's talking about the air inside the bottle.

If it's standing the bubble inside floats to the top.

What happens when it's on the side.

Hope you a troll.

>>587147836
you can get a weeks worth of ramen for $5

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hack your fork

Hack your ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA

>>587149779
Oh that's nasty

>>587147974

It's mostly carbon dioxide dude. Beer is carbonated. It's releasing CO2 until it reaches a dynamic equilibrium constant. Whether you store it vertically, horizontally, or in your asshole really doesn't matter that much.

>>587149551

DUDE

>>587148977
Do it on cam.

>>587145906
or you could just get one of those feed bags that a horse uses

>>587149779
aaaand cooking like this gets you a empty table..

>>587149779
that would taste disgusting

>>587149945
Where's the part where the eggs get cooked

>>587149126
you fat fucks should kill yourselves

>>587142509
naahh looks like an industrial rpm spin peeler , its supposed to be mounted

>>587149779
That doesn't even look remotely appetizing.

>>587149779

Only in America.

>>587148793
How's your first day on 4chan?

>>587150754
you dont cook the eggs, they just crack the eggs into the bowl as shown

>>587149315
>make the bottle taste bad
>bottle taste bad
>bottle
you wot m8

>>587150371

this dude is G

>>587142509
Looks like a drill to me.

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>>587150794

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>>587148753
No bake. . .

Iced cream . . .

>>587149603
>Deschutes brews
>Mah nigga

>>587149945
my fav pasta of all time

>>587151226
you've made it?

>>587151116
>uses a fucking magic bullet blender top as a cup

>>587151037
Isn't that a salmanella risk?

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hack your banana

>>587150754
I did it saving the spaghetti very very hot in a closed pan, wait to serve it and when you went to eat is cooked

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>>587151116

>>587150481

Ikr!

>>587146128
so that's what snakes are made out of?

>>587151116
Maybe he's mixing a drink. Also has anyone heard of worm eggs in Capri Suns?

>>587151417
>impliying he isnt going to mix it with some ice

I am ashamed, but I would love to eat that McCasserole thing, I'm European what's fucking wrong with me

I love epicmealtime type of shit anyone got any of that??

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>>587149671
Not knowing this is an old as fuck Australian tradition called toad in the hole motherfucker.

>>587151775
Worm eggs?

>>587151731
sncake you faggot

>>587151476
he mixes it with other shit but if you get shit-tier eggs then i guess?

>>587151183
Some niggas just want to see the world burn

>>587148128
dont do this unless you wanna fuck up your finger

>>587151014
You motherfucker

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>>587151809
>assuming he is

>>587149945
new warning is out, when you heat olive oil to high temps, it emits toxins

>>587151476
The heat from the hot pasta and bacon cooks the eggs... Egg protein cooks at around 150 degrees F.

>>587151014
some people just want to sit and watch the world burn..

>>587151997
I know it, he said it when it was posted

>>587152067
mustard gas toxins

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>>587148736

>>587151775
That is all over. They are required to put a clear plastic on the bottom of all capri suns now.

>>587151699
you had two jobs...

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hack your ice

>>587147689
do you not know how to clean?

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>>587152176
Why didn't you just squeal that?

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>>587148533
Wut? How do you fuck this up? Tastes literally just like grilled cheese.

>>587140106
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>>587151014

dont do these, it will cause mustard gas, stay away

>>587152196
Mustard gas toxins that make unborn babies retarded.

>>587151832
Eggs in a basket or eggy toast you kiwi fuck.

>>587151476
grow a pair

>>587152313
Yeah, because they kept getting mold in the pouches. MMMM

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hack your pears

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>>587152394

>>587149461
> they call it the diabeetus inducer

>>587150438
Hmm.. I love asshole beer

>>587152643
Don't just don't.

>>587147904
chuckled

>>587151306
>never eaten carbonara
Seriously ?

>>587152643
Sick fuck

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>>587152643
NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>587146905
you can do so much better than a pack of processed cheese and shitty bread for 5$.

>>587151832

Toad In The Hole is sausages in yorkshire pudding batter. Are you fucking Australians so shit-tier that egg in bread is your Toad in the Hole? How embarassing.

>>587152573
Edgy toast you fucking britbong

>>587152643
I tried this once when I was a young foolish child

>>587152844
yea, not in the past 3 years at least because college

>>587151964
New fag is new

>>587152887
dagwood dog here cunt.

>>587152643

i did this once as a kid, what a stupid piece of shit i was

>>587148753
Thanks for that one anon. Every time i try and bake a nice ice cream cake, the cunt fucking melts and makes a massive mess

>>587150438

Kek

>>587150362

Oh man.

That would be like dragging your fingers on a chalk board.

Forks and plates shouldn't meet like that ever.

>>587152643
special place in hell for you buddy

>>587149671
I tried this before and the egg yolk went all over the fucken place underneath the bread. I'm sure it works fine, but not that well for me.

>>587151832
you don't want to know what Toad in the Hole means in the US.

>>587152394
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>587153280
yea its hard to stabilize the yolk at first but once you get the hang of it its not as bad

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it usually takes a crane to hack this pizza

>>587153320
How about that Dog In A Bathtub

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>>587153090

A dagwood dog is one sausage in batter on a stick. Feast your eyes on an actual toad in the hole and weep for your failed nation.

>>587153280
not enough heat. the egg needs to solidify the second it hits the pan

>>587149779
you had me up til the french fries

>>587153280
>>587153489

plus flipping the egg was hard because some parts didnt even cook corectly

>>587153528
>inb4birdshitsonit

>>587153562
>>587153320
Or Scuba Diving in the Guatamalan Sea

>>587152313
Riiiiight, now I can see the eggs that I'm drinking

>>587153573
That looks like a nigger shit into a pie.

>>587152464
It really doesn't, youre better off just making grilled cheese

>>587142509
Are you really this fucking stupid?
Jesus christ the IQ of this place depletes every year.
It's a potato peeler you fucking imbecile, do you live in a fucking 3rd world country?

>>587152573
thats a bullseye you brit bitch

>>587153801
Yeah. Wait a few days and you can watch them grow into full grown worms!

>>587153801
Just don't drink the shit you bellend.

>>587152574
I would like to keep my pair in tact thank you very much

>>587153855

I expect you see a lot of that in Australia. It's probably one of your finest delicacies.

>>587154029
It's egg in a poke you weenie

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>>587152643

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hack your susej

>>587154199
We dont have niggers. We have a lesser "human" called the abos. They dont know what a pie is.

>>587153574
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Every guy I know likes a firm bottom. ;)

>>587154024
Whats a potato peeler? Is it that brown guy that cooks my food

>>587149945
>inner italian
A real italian would know that creme should never go any where near a real carbonara and that you should use pancetta over any disgusting piece of shit bacon you autists use.
I mean, if you say "mock Carbonara" or anything that uses the term loosely, sure, I'll give you it but don't make shitty as revolting cop-out methods and call it legit.

>>587152643
Shitstorm incoming

>>587147904
Fuck I laughed hard at this

>>587140106
>Saved a few seconds peeling an apple
>Spends the next 20 minutes cleaning up the mess

>>587154351
Well, they apparently shit in your pie.

>>587154199
nah mate.

Me mate steve-o and I used to love witchetty grubs mate. until he chucked a wobbly.

>>587154013
You're basically saying that doing this, this way, and that grilled cheese aren't the same thing. How's that even possible m8? //I// liked it.

>>587149461
top kek

>>587149945
Da fuck you say about black pepper? Fuk u racist white boi. Always categorizing us blacks. Man fuck you cracka ass white boi. Be mad we take your white womenz.

>>587146647
u dum

>>587153573
I hope your continent sinks into the ocean, with you on it.

>>587147904
oh fuck i cant stop laughing

Ive got no pic for it but if you cant get something out of a can (particularly beans) use the can opener to pop a hole in the unopened side to release the pressure

>>587145462
>pancake batter goes bad in like 2 days
>this is totally useless for storage

>>587146128
WHAT A THRILL

>>587154648
dafuq is that, even

>>587153188
Maybe your moms dollar store ceramics

>>587150084
The air doesn't just disappear when you tip the bottle, idiot. It's trapped inside the bottle

>>587145906
Hack your chocolate chips by purchasing a sort that isn't garbage.

I love this thread

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>>587154406

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>>587154136

subhuman scum

>>587142509
Holy shit. IQ of /b is down 10 points tonight.

>>587153573
you just described a corndog

>>587154648
That is one nasty mess.

>>587154403
nah, a potato peeler is a Gillette being used on a retard

>>587142509
I think he took a three blade razor, removed the bottom two, and took on off another blade and added it to the bottom

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>>587153976

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>>587154406
>this mad

>>587154866
So... Don't store it there?

>Dude goes in to see a doctor and says "it hurts when I do this".
>Doctor says "Stop that, fucker. Getting real tired of your shit, Tom."

>>587151476
Fuck yeah it is

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>>587154920
breakfast

>>587142509
its a apple dude

>>587152067
You read too much right wing propaganda.

>>587155140
Kek

>>587152621
pretty neat, wonder what other fruit you could do that with

>>587153188
never eaten spaghetti?

>>587150205
Is 4 ramens a day enough for you? Not for me if it's the only thing I'm eating. But yeah, I mean if all I had was enough for 4 a day, I'd make it last a week.
Assuming three meals a day, ramen at $0.17 per pack (price in my area), and two packs per meal, it would only last me 5 days

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>>587149603
Sorry bro, I drank all your beer

>>587150362
I FUCKING HAVE THIS.