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8 or 9 decides! >mom decided to flush my weed earlier, fuck her

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8 or 9 decides!

>mom decided to flush my weed earlier, fuck her
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"I'm gay"
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In wanna fuck you
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>>586936546
re roll
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Roll. I got some fat bitch pregnant and she is only 13
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>>586936610
roll
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I fap to your picture
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>>586936430
i got a girl pregnant
she's 12
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my penis is bleeding
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>>586936647
rolling for this
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i was supposed to sell that weed you flushed, you owe me chedda
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>>586936711
I want you to be my mistress
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I want to fuck you.
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>>586936430
i named my fleshlight after you
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You're on the cash cab
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>>586936430
since you are against drugs, might as well flush all the alcohol in the house. No?
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You're a fucking bitch. By the way, I'm a homosexual.
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wanna fuck you bad
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>>586936778
I WON!!!
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>>586936610
re roll
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>>586936778
winrar
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>>586936790
roll
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I have a boner. It's small, but it's a boner alright!
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>>586936778
WINRAR
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>>586936546
roll
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>>586936778
You won the competition
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>>586936778
winrarrrrr
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>>586936430

tell her your gay and that your dad fucked you last night,
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"i need like 50 bucks"
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>>586936778
Now we wait for OP to delivar
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>>586936430
3G?

How old is this picture?
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Wait. Why the fuck did this fagot just put his mom's number on here?

Brb..
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Probably b8
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I'm a gay
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>>586936430
Contact not saved as mom.
>Fake
>Nice b8 faggot
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>>586937020
His mom's number is also on redbook
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I'm kind of attracted to you
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>>586937037

good to know.
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If you ever catch me smoking again, I'll move out
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Stick a Sharpie up your pooper and let me lick it.
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>>586937020
Not to mention the way outdated iPhone
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5 decides!
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>>586937037
Burn in hell
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>>586936993
Probably just poor service
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mum i am homosex
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can you please teach me how to masturbate?
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>>586936430
I've used your dirty underwear to masturbate more than once.
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>>586937240
Yes mistress.
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>>586937245
Damn son that was quick
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>>586937245
Quick winrar
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>>586937312
reroll
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>>586937240
wait yeah wtf is with the shitty ios
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can you please teach me how to masturbate? re roll
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>>586937245
You are good at this game
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>>586937070
well im out
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can you please teach me how to masturbate? re roll roll
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>>586937385
I clucked a cuck named moot
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>>586937240

No. I've just always been attracted to you and I really want to stick my dick in you right now
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>>586937245
because 2 seconds, record
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did I win?>>586937245
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>>586937312
Roolll
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>>586937499
Kek
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>>586936430
>>586937240

Someone call this number and vocaroo that shit.
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>>586937454
>>586937494
Nice nubs
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Post pic of her
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>>586937298
Winter?
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>not iOS 7 or 8
>leaves number uncensored

You're a faggot.
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No. I want nudes of you, please.
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>>586936790
Rolling
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Will OP deliver on this?
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>>586937854
Also not your PA.
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HOW DO I DLETE THIS?
STOP TEXINT MY MOM K GUYS I'M GETTING BITCHED OUT FOR REAL Y'all NEED TO STOP
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>>586937883
Rerall
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>>586937643
My thoughts exactly. . .sort of
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>>586937957
>inb4 not OP
>inb4 OP was already trolling us
>Fuck it, I don't even know why you even tried to b8
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MODS PLEASE DELETE THIS
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Op is fag
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>>586938095
It is obviously fake but sometimes it is funny
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il send you a dick pic if you sen me a sexy pic
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>>586937993
Roolll
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>>586937957
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>>586937957
Timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>586936430

>mom decided to flush my weed earlier, fuck her
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>>586938175
>but sometimes it is funny

Maybe if you're fucking retarded.
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>>586938428
the same way cuck porn is sometimes hot.
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timestamp fag
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If I don't deliver that bag, their gonna beat the shit out of us
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How retarded are you fags? This is obviously fake, you can tell by the way the text is shopped in the balloons the time isn't changing, and the charge is the same. It just looks so shopped.
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>>586937240
Mum I am cum from sex with man
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OP here. Don't listen to this LQ bait
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>>586938559

This right here.
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op again. roll a 3
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mom please send me a pic im only half way done..
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>>586938748
dickpic
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BABUSHKA I AM SHAME FROM RUSSIA CAUSE I HAVE HOMOSEX WITH MAN
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>>586938830
I've been a fucking retard faggot on 4chan again. This is complete b8 btw.
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>>586938748
Dickpic is the only option
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>>586936430
OP got his own personal army to text and harass this number....good job OP
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>>586936430
uncensored number

much lulz

thank faggot
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>>586938941
Reroll
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>>586938748
man did i ever tell you that i hate your goddamned nigger face you fucking cunt ill 360 no scope ur pussy doe cuz da pussy game redickuloucs
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>>586939111
trips say do it
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mom please me and my friends are doing a circle jerk can you send a sexy pic
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>>586939069
Rolled a 69, that's good enough
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Gimme dem mommy mammaries
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>>586938933
Thats a dubs 3 OP nigger fag
Send dick pic naow
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>>586936430
rob schneider
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>>586938748
Dick pic is the only way
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ive had feelings for you..
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>>586938748
mom i love you. please let me fuck you
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This shit is fake as fuck..
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>>586938933
got it
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>>586936430
fake and gay
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>>586939082
you're probably right, I sent a dick pick just in case
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sweaty granny tits is all i like
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>>586939356
if 89, send ur mom a pic of your dick

if 9 or 8, still send her a pick of ur dick
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>>586936430
I'm going to be killed if i dont show a picture of your face and tits to the person holding me hostage right now.
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>>586939487
reroll for dickpic to mom
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>>586939487
ROLL AGAIN
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the devils weed makes me do bad things to good people
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>>586937240
Mum, I am homosex
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>>586939610
Roll
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>>586939426
le 69 funneh maymay frend :^D
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>>586936430
in this ITT newfags that fall for a disguised presonal army request
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i owe a pack of wild black men 55 bucks i need a tit pic please
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>>586936430
tell her you are sorry for being such a prick. underage b&
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It's fucking fake dipshits, how autistic do you have to be to not notice?
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>>586939743
it's ok I wanted to send someone a closeup of my brown eye anyway
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i killed our dog..
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>>586936430
send dick pic
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>>586939930
niggers always have brown eyes
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lul this thread is bullshit what fucking phone do you have an iphone 3g? those dont even have imessage. dumbest fuckin' fake screenshot ever.
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*Send Dick Pic*
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>>586939111
trips = truth
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OP here.

Thanks for being my personal army today, /b/.
I even fucked up some of the pics.
iphonetextgenerator dotcommies

You just fucked over my personal enemy.
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totally legit
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>>586940779
op is master manipulator
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>>586939743
>In this in this thread
>newfags

L.O.L
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Send pics of your Weiner op
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>>586939743
Rip in peace
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I put the Gay in Thunder Bay.
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To bad for you >>586936430
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>>586940104
the gay is strong in this one
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>>586937240
"tell dad i want to suck his cock"
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haha this is my phone number couple o bitch ass niggas were fucken round on fb and they tryna look cool on 4 chan fuck that
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>>586941990
OP, you're not gonna save yourself from this.
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fuck you op
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