Sup /b/, Poorfag here... Standing in front of a bowl of $2 r

Shoplift it faggot

>>586848474
get a job

Suck off a trucker faggot

>>586849146
I've honestly never stolen anything in my life, nor do intend to.

>>586849150
In progress...

>>586848474
Be a lot lizard at that truck stop to earn some money

>>586849315
Not pretty enough sadly

>>586849388
I'm a very small pale male, whos not very attractive it seems.

Why should i give a little ugly manlet money?

>>586849780
Brandon?

>>586849356
Not stealing shit. This is exactly the reason that you are poor.

>>586850230
>This is the exact reason you are not a nigger
There, fixed. :)

>>586848474
How did you end up in your current situation?

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>>586848474
fuck off fag

>>586849780
they don't care how ugly you are

>>586848474
>mfw im from southern indiana, north-west ky
>mfw noodles doent fucking cost $2 a cup; more like ~84 cents a cup. nice try OP.
>more like mister fucking lie lie to me.

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I might have lended a hand at a different time of year. Its the most expensive month of the year. Also, how do you interwebz if you life at a truck stop? Also again, where in IN are you? I reside in Northern KY

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>>586848474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTPVtTqG7ZI

>>586849973
Dunno, just wanna eat honestly.
>>586850030
Nope
>>586850230
>>586850402
lolol
>>586850481
Well i was in college when my mom died, and i only had a one bit left. So i took out a loan to pay for tuition, thinking the estate my mother left would cover it eventually.

Well her sister took control and gave me nothing before moving to Florida. I failed to pay back the loans, and they took my car which was my credit line at the time.

Pretty simple, but my 4 year degree in psychology (criminal) isnt worth shit it seems.

So i'm just kinda applying everywhere nearby.

>>586851348
What city do you live in? I'm in Newport

>>586848474
Sell your fucking computer instead of begging for food.

>>586849780
Thats exactly what truckers like bs

>>586850822
I never claimed the image was mine?

This tablet doesnt even have a camera...

>>586851348
Because prices are the same in every store right? I'm currently in Thorntons staring at them...

>>586851714
Post a dick pic bro.
If you have a cute lil cock i will donate

>>586851770
Indianapolis
>>586851825
Kobo isnt worth very much im afraid.
>>586851900
Never had anyone approach me :(

>>586849356
Do you have any idea how easy it is to make ramen. Enough to make it worth 2 dollars. 2 dollars is not going to fire anyone. If you're willing to beg but not willing to walk out of some gas station in butfuck, Indiana then just kill yourself

>>586852338
if i could i would, this tablet has no camera

>>586852657
I currently depend on this place for water, and bathing. I'm not risking that for anything.

How do you have internet accses if you are that poor

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>>586852773
I smell lies.
OP is trying to shekel us
are you op?

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>>586848474
Should I send it?

>>586853249
No

>>586853143
Thorntons has free wifi, and always has as far as i can recall.

>>586853202
yes, give moenys

>>586853249
sure. Even tho how will OP use paypal to pay at the store?

>>586853249
Yes, but only if you can spare it. times are tough for everyone

>>586853249
Send it to the dude and hopefully he can cover tax

Fuck marked up truckstrop shit

>>586853604
I have a paypal card linked to this account, as its a business account

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>>586853604
Stores around here accept paypal

>>586853689

I would like to see OP produce proof that he purchased said noodles

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>>586853680
>>586853689
Good idea I'll send $3 to cover tax

>>586854134
Come to the thorntons on west 10th and watch me eat them

>>586853932
Oh, i didnt know stores accepted it.

>>586854383
You want it in PayPal not Google wallet right? >>586854367

>>586854383

watch you eat them lol
sorry i'm busy

>>586848474
suck trucker's dick for money.

>>586854367
Well if you do i thank you very much, if not its ok too haha one day without foods wont kill me :D

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>>586849780
Does this mean you've tried?

>>586854603
II sadly dont have google anything haha

>>586854665
Are you though?

>>586854782
if one offered i would, thats shitty to say but its the truth

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>>586854857
Just eat and enjoy

>>586854875
if you mean have i ever asked one, no, i'm afraid theyd kill me

>>586854367
They cost 20 fucking cents in my grocery store.
Good job

>>586855249
way to let the jews win asshole

>>586855249
Going to try and buy now!

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Sell your blood/plasma

>>586855249
Got some money for me too daddy?

>>586855116

i'm watching me myself and irene, drinking wine, i'm warm, have a loving family and am complaining about how shit life is.

Am I sorry or am I busy? Probably neither. Still, I'll be in your situation one day, I'm sure.

because, secretly, there is a little devil picking at me

>>586855650
Let me know if it works

>>586849780
pics

>>586855249

now you set a precedent for beggars to be coming to /b/

I can't tell whether you're a good person or just a cunt

>>586856064
It worked! I have enough for the next few days too!

Thank you very much! I saved your email, and will send it back if i ever get the chance!

>>586856343
>/b/ wasn't already infested with them

>>586856467
Okay but if you need anything in the future just email me and if I can I'll get you some food.

>>586856467

You're now a little bitch. How does it feel?

>>586856859
Ok thank you so much! i'll try hard not to bother you though, i dont want to be a burden

>>586848474
this guy is full of shit.

as someone who went homeless once for a period of 2 months after a bit of a disaster struck, paypal was basically useless for getting money, and even if someone did Paypal it and he had a bank account open and attached to the the paypal, its still going to be 3 to 5 days before he gets the monster transferred over.

fuck this guy.

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Thank you again

>>586857516
but its not attached to my bank?

It's attached to my card :(

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>>586848474

$2 for Raman? Fuck you can get it for like $0.30 or less at WalMart or the Family Dollar Store.

>>586848474
Did you go out of your way to find the worst flavor imaginable?

>>586857516
Fucking idiotic autistic kids all over here these days. Who the fuck has paypal and DOESNT have the debit card?

>>586858247
its beef, this was a picture i took from google my kobo has no camera :(

>>586858022
You planning to pay for his gas you dumbfuck? He clearly said hes relying on the truck stop for water and showers - there may be 1/8th of a tank of gas left in that car anon is sleeping in.

>>586850822
My palm wen through my face good job

>>586858342
yeah. Fucking idiotic autistic kids all over here these days. so if hes not receiving the money by paypal, are you telling me it goes straight to his bank account?

>>586857679
Happy to help. Btw o just sent you an email.

OP, have a stranger (or store clerk) take a picture of you eating the ramen and have them text it to you.

We need fucking proof, you fucking faggot. You better deliver.