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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>Name:
>Age:
>Gender:
>Nationality:
>What you are smoking atm:
>What you paid for it:
>How high you are:

>pic obviously related
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>Anonymous
>21
>male
>US
>Don't really know
>50 bucks
>coming down from an already light buzz
>>
bumping with my own

>Name: Rocco
>Age: 23
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: South African
>What you are smoking atm: My pic
>What you paid for it: $12,95, or R150
>How high you are: 7/10
>>
>2014
>smoking the green-jew

Good goy
>>
Name: nah lmao
Age: 18
Gender: M
Nationality: Burger
Smoking: No clue man
What I paid for it: 20$
How High am I: about to be pretty up there
>>
>Marijuana
>Marijuana
>Marijuana
>Marijuana
>Marijuana
>Marijuana
>>
No thanks officer
>>
>Name: lolno
>Age: 19
>Gender: M
>Nationality: USA USA USA
>What you are smoking atm: Girl Scout Cookies
>What you paid for it: a good price
>How high you are: veery
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>>586784492
>Anon
>22
>Murrica
>Kong Indica medical preroll
>7-8/10
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>>586785712
pic related, not mine but looks the same
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>>586784492
>Anon
>18
>Male
>Slovenian
>good shit
>Money
>Yes/10
>>
>Name:
>Age:
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: M'urcuh
>What you are smoking atm: Nothing. Definitely will be later tonight, though.
>What you paid for it: $50 for an 1/8
>How high you are: 0 at the moment.
>>
screw that marijuana shit, smoke some hash instead
>>
>Name: jay
>Age: 21
>Gender: male
>Nationality: american? (im hispanic)
>What you are smoking atm: mexican dirt brick
>What you paid for it: i get all my weed for free
>How high you are: 0, i only smoke at night
>>
>>586784492
Lazy fed
>>
anon
the amount of years since I was born
male
masterrace
strawberry kush
65 bucks
not yet
>>
>>586784492


>call me Oak
>22
>male
>US, European-White
>Im dry, latest stuff was Purple Haze
>0/10
>>
High as fuck
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>>586786336
my mexican dirt weed.

also, why is everyone afraid of putting their names? lol
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>>586786671
because this is not reddit
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>addd
>>
Paul
18
Male
Korean American
Nothing at the moment
typically 15 a g
sober as fuck
>>
>>586784492
>Name: Carcinogenic post
>Age: 69
>Gender: Xim
>Nationality:Londonistan
>What you are smoking atm: Schwag
>What you paid for it: Knicked a gram from my mum
>How high you are: it's schwag
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>>586787415
>>
>>586786671
>>586786454
>>586786406
>>586786214
>>586785991
>>586785839
>>586785712
>>586785145
>>586785551
>>586784926
>>586784729

I was thinking the same thing about the names
How fucking retarded are you guys? Some faggot posting from slovenia and doesn't want to say his name? Do you think someone is watching you? That someone is waiting for you to post a picture of a bud and your name attached to it and bust in your house and take your 2 grams of weed from you? wtf, dumb paranoid stoners
>>
>Name: ha
>Age: 23
>Gender: male
>Nationality: Brittish (assumption that you live where you were born)
>What you are smoking atm: nothing
>What you paid for it: nothing
>How high you are: not at all

wish i was though
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i am weed
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>name: anon
>age: 22
>gender: male
>nationality: american
>what you are smoking atm: Neon Jesus
>what you paid for it: $15, a good friend grew it so discount
>how high are you: a good 9/10, shit's great
>>
>Name: Many K
>Age: 28
>Gender: f
>Nationality: hispanic
>What you paid for it: $35 oz
>How high you are: 5/10
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nice try officer but you're not getting my stash
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>>586786671
anonymous board you newfag

that goes to you to OP
>>
>David
>19
>Male
>Israeli
>Nothing
>25$
>0/10
>Have a few g's in a jar on my desk, a reminder of how amazing it would feel and taste after two weeks of tolerance break.
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Anon
26
M
Switzerland
Diesel
50$ for an 8th
About to light up

/Pic Related
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14214 JEWS IN MY ANUS
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>>586788348
should also point out that it was $15 for the eighth, so it was a fucking amazing deal
>>
Hannah
26
Female (trans)
USA! USA!
I think its called Mr Nice Guy
1/2 ounce. $170
Not smoking atm..
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>>586784492
> David
> 23
> German
> some moroccan hash and pollum
> 7 and 6 euro
> pretty high
>>
>>586789082
its the internet you dumbfuck.
post your full name and you still cant be found.
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>>586784492
>Helsing
>24
>Dutch
>Mix Weed
>€6,50 a gram
>fucking high

>Pic all thats left
>>
29502 JEWS IN MY ANUS
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>Name:
Why the fuck does my name matter
>Age:
19
>Gender:
M
>Nationality:
Canadian(BC, breh)
>What you are smoking atm:
Well, I'm not smoking right this second, but I smoke Chemo kush
>What you paid for it:
25 an eighth
>How high you are:
It gets you high as fuck, really strong weed.
Total couch lock.
>>
>>586789575
pics
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>Name: MHB
>Age: 26
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: American
>What you are smoking atm: Mids
>What you paid for it: dub for $20. <--Rural prices
>How high you are: 6/10
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>>586784492
>Name:
Anonthany Anonson
>Age:
22
>Gender:
Male
>Nationality:
'murkin
>Smoking:
Some Christmas special. Out in a non medical state, but I only fuck with the good stuff.
>What you paid for it:
7/Gram. Got a good network, and a couple back-ups. Occasionally there's some home grown out here that knocks you on your ass. Mostly I pay a little extra to get the better stuff. Usually sells for around 20-30/gram.
>How high are you?
A nice mellow daytime high. Still sober enough to be productive and get things done.
>Picture related.
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>>586784492
>Nick
>18
>Male
>USA
>Res Bowls
>Thousands of dollars of bud smoked through it
>Decently high, might try and go get a 20 sac though
>>
>>586784492
>Name:Jim profit
>Age: 45
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: igloo
>What you are smoking atm:nothing
>What you paid for it:nothing
>How high you are: not at all
>>
>>586784729
>>586784926
>>586785712
>>586786214
>>586786336
>>586786406
>>586787415
>>586788348
>>586789575
>>586790076
>>586790257

America! Fuck yeah.
Also >>586790257
Has some good shit.
Really 7/G?
>>
>Name: Anon
>Age: 22
>Gender: M
>Nationality: Canuckia
>What you are smoking atm: ak47
>What you paid for it: free
>How high you are: 0/10 just about to light up
>>
>>586788086
Officer pls stop.
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>>586784492

>Name: Anomylous
>Age: 18
>Gender: male
>Nationality: US of A
>What you are smoking atm: Nothing because I'm not a fucking drug addict
>What you paid for it: Nothing because I'm not a fucking drug addict
>How high you are: Not very because I'm not a fucking drug addict
>>
>>586790257
damn that shit looks fucking delicious
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>>586790677

Chyea Bruddah. That's what it works out to. Buy high smoke low. Just get a cigar box, and keep the humidity low. Depends on what quality you get the bud in. Raise the humidity if you get really dry shit, it'll last longer. It will also make brick weed hit better.
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>>586784492
Budsworth Mc Buddington.
24
F
NZ
Unnamed decent hydro
$400NZ for an O, sooooo worth it.
Solid 7 or 8, just spaced out for 20mins thinking about a shooters sandwich.
>>
>>586784492
>Name: Wade
>Age: 32
>Gender: M
>Nationality: nignog midwest american
>What you are smoking atm: bong (golden goat)
>What you paid for it: 2g/$15
>How high you are: 7 watching football about to make banana but bread.
>>
>>586788086
A lot of people /b/rowse and I don't want people I know seeing the kind of bullshit I post on the internet.
>>
>>586790171
wow!!

Got more?
>>
>>586790743
who the fuck do you know to get ak-47 for free
>>
>>586790171
imagine how loud that last one would be inside
>>
>Anon
>19
>Male
>White
>green crack
>$60 for a quad
>not high at all, I am fucking angry with my dealer cause he fucked me. I have to smoke 2 full j's of this shit weed. Never going to him again!!! Anyone have a weed hookup in the 805 area??
>>
>>586784492
Hutch
21
M
Anon
High grade AAA
70 a quarter
Im on /b/.......
>>
>>586791113
a friend of mine that pissed on my couch when high on shrooms like three days ago.
>>
>>586791030
>>
>>586784492
Question for everyone...
Where do you find your dealers???
Im looking to buy but idk where to go
>>
>Name: Baby Doc
>Age: 63
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: Haitian
>What you are smoking atm: OG Kush
>What you paid for it: $250/oz.
>How high you are: 87ft. below sea level.
>>
>>586791390
hnnnggg
>>
>>586784492
oh shit its the police
>>
>Name: Riley
>Age: 20
>Gender: male
>Nationality: polish
>What you are smoking atm: lemon diesel
>What you paid for it: 40
>How high you are: 7.5/10
>>
>>586791428
>that one sketchy gas station in town
>working in fast food
>walking around walmart at 4am carrying items such as aquarium tubing, hydrogen peroxide, and iodine tinctures
>>
>>586784492
Fuck off degenerates
>>
>>586791980
>mommy said weed is bad
>>
>>586792107
kek
>>
>>586791390
>Nice
>>
>Name:
Anon A. Anonymous
>Age:
41
>Gender:
M
>Nationality:
US
>What you are smoking atm:
Wretched fucking schwag
>What you paid for it:
$150/oz
>How high you are:
0/10

Fuckin' sucks. None of my local contacts are coming through. What I've got right now is garbage.
>>
>>586792107
Actually he probably hates drug addicts because they really are degenerates. If you're not happy with being sober then there's something wrong with either your brain or your diet. Everyone who does drugs comes from a broken home or a broken childhood and they all grow up to live broken lives. Weed itself isn't that bad but people who needs drugs to be happy are all shitty people.
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>>586791380
kek, once i got an ounce of og kush for free because me friend crashed my car when we was on some northern lights and almost fell asleep at the wheel
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>>586791428
>Im looking to buy but idk where to go

Talk about drugs to anyone you meet.

If they say they smoke. Ask if you they know anyone you can buy from.

In the old world this was known as talking.
>>
>>586792602
>implying everyone does "drugs" to be happy with live

people have smoked for thousands of years faggot. its a fucking plant. and like any drug can be abused.

yes it can lead to living a degenerates life but only if you are a piece of shit to begin with.
>>
>>586784492

>Name:Anon
>Age:21
>Gender:M
>Nationality:Spain
>What you are smoking atm: critical mass
>What you paid for it: 5€/g
>How high you are: 7.5/10 can light another
>>
>phillip
>21
>male
>brazil
>nothing
>nothing
>not high

weed was bad for me and gave me some paranoia, so i fucking quit and now im cool
>>
>>586792764
your never going to be that pleased someone crashed your car ever again. Lol
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>>586790835
It tastes good, burns softly, and breaks way down when you grind it. A dub it like 4 bowls.

>>586790815
I own my own business, have paid off a house and am making six figures. I'm only 22, but have two Incurable diseases that cause me physical pain all the time and depress me. Smoking keeps me functional without a crippling and expensive opiate regiment, that has a progressive and unforgiving tolerance build up. With weed I pay large sums of taxes, and buy local stimulating my local economy, and proxy-investing in roads and school. Without it I can barley get out of bed, much less contribute to society.
You're retarded and narrow minded.
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>>586792602
"everyone who does drugs comes from a broken home or a broken childhood"
Patently False.

"people who needs drugs"
Are addicts who need help.

Everyone else is just a person who may or may not consume /drugs/.

For the record- check out a legal definition of the word 'drug' and realize how your opinion has been force fed to you by Fox News.

Drug - a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

Food and water have physiological effects when ingested. They are drugs. You need water. You are an addict. Poor sob.
>>
>Name:
Anon
>Age:
24
>Gender:
M
>Nationality:
Dutch
>What you are smoking atm
White widow
>What you paid for it:
€10 for 1.3 gram
>How high you are:
Mildly high, still have to get shit done today.
>>
>>586784492
>1/8 blue dream
>$45
>sober
>>
>>586793335
see
>>586793653

Just because people have been doing it for thousands of years doesn't mean it's Okay. People have been killing each other since there were people to kill.

>>586793653
Well aren't you special. All this success and you're bragging about it on /b/. I'm sure you lead a very full life.
>>
>>586788086
I don't see your name
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>>586791428
Just meet people who smoke, or talk to people who smoke. Go out to Walmart, or your local grocery store. Whenever I'm in a new area I go to the local chain grocery store and talk to guys with that bro look that are 16-2x and work there because they can still smoke. Then you buy them beer, or give them a ride home after work.
When you meet their guy's, as for a normal amount to try it out. Never buy big right off the bat. If it's good shit, establish a friendship.
Set out an evening to buy a dub and smoke them out. Get them to think you're their friend if you can. Then ask for half a pound.
Obviously they won't have the weight so they'll introduce you to their pusher. When you meet him, tell him straight up you're not going to buy weight until you can test it. Get another dub, and it it's good shit, say that you have to make sure they're reliable.
Step ?) continue to buy whatever you want to buy, at a lower price because they're a pusher, and enjoy the benefits of real world networking friend!
>>
>>586791980
See
>>586793653
>>
>>586794300
>implying killing isnt okay
its nature bro. just because society says its bad doesnt make it bad.

goes both ways man
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>Name:
Cameron
>Age:
19
>Gender:
M
>Nationality:
Amerifag
>What are you smoking atm:
Steve hopkins
>What you paid for it:
Picked up an eighth and paid 60 (Overpriced but good bud)
>How high are you:
Loading a bowl now because i'm barely blazed.
(Pic related)
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>>586788086
has nothing to do with being caught lmao. I just dont want my name on the internet in general.
>>
>>586794830
Would you say that at your mother's funeral if she was murdered?
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>>586794300
Ahahaha. You're adorable. I'm glad you can tell everything about a person based off them commenting on a website. You are like Sherlock or something? Will you teach me?
>>
>>586784492

>Name: Vincent
>Age: 18
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: Germanfag
>What you are smoking atm: don't know/care
>What you paid for it: 50€ for 6g
>How high you are: up in the sky

>pic unrelated
>>
>>586795054
I can't tell everything but I'm damn close to it. I don't have the free time to teach you but I'm flattered that you would ask.
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>>586793634
hell yeah, spent $0 on weed for a good 2 months, the last bowl of it was somewhat depressing
>>
>>586794995
are you implying im supposed to feel good about what naturally happens in the world?

i dont pretend the whole world is out to please me.
>>
>>586795403
Guess what. I spend $0 on weed every month because I'm not a fucking drug addict. This gives me money for things such as: food, a non-shitty neighborhood, prostitutes, cool cars, and other things that aren't drugs.
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>>586784492
>Black Science Man
>19
>M
>U.S.A.
>Dealer didn't give me a name. Dark green, incredibly dense, good shit.
>$80 for 1/4
>Not at all right now. Thinkin' about taking a trip to McDank's and smoking on the way. Being home for Christmas break is killing me.
>>
I had space cake last night for the second time, first time sucked, this second time was amaaaaazing
>>
>>586795729
>prostitutes, cool cars, food

you spend 0 dollars on weed because you are a 12 year old who has no income but mom and dads allowance
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Everyone not posting their name is retarded.
>Officer Green it looks like 'Ted' has about 4 grams of chocolate purp
>alright lets book him
>>
>>586795677
I feel good about what happens naturally in the world. I don't believe that the world is out to please me. Pleasing is not something that can be done to a person. You bring yourself pleasure by accepting and observing that you are pleased. If you are upset about what happens in the world then you will be upset forever because what happens naturally in the world is what happens all the time in the world. It might not be pretty but it's what life is and it's this process that enables it to exist
>>
26
Feminine male
American
how can you smoke ass to mouth. Weed motherfucker.
35 for an 8th of green crack
7/10 right now. Working on getting to that 10
>>
>Anon
>23
>Male
>France
>Lemon Haze
>8€ a gram
>About to light it up
>>
>>586784492
>ayy
>20
>Male
>Argentinian?
>Original Amnesia
>I grow it so
>10/10
>>
does anyone know a good way to get weed into your system without having to smoke or eat something disgusting?
>>
>>586795965
No but I have a small income (but also damn near no work) so I have to make do without stupid bullshit I don't need. If someone else has it and offers I'll smoke. I've smoked a whole bunch of crack but I've never spent a dime on it. I have no plan to, either
>>
Foxy
19
Male
Asian American
$20 3.5 g's
barley high off a pinch of bud i stole from my roomates "significant other"
I've been smoking her stache for days without her knowing, and I feel very sure that I'm getting caught tonight.
how fuk'd am I?
>>
>>586795729
>prostitutes
I don't think there's a person alive who rates fucking prostitutes as classier than smoking weed.
>>
13
f
white
kush
head
white girl wasted
>>
>Name:
Unidentified caucasian male
>Age:
22
>Gender:
Male
>Nationality:
White power
>What you are smoking atm:
Some dank shiiiiieeeeettttt
>What you paid for it:
$60/quarter, always buy in bulk my friends
>How high you are:
yes
>>
>anon
>22
>male
>Mexican
>Madman OG
>Nothing
>pretty cooked
>>
>>586796813
>acquire isopropyl alcohol
>acquire weed
>acquire saucepan
>add weed to saucepan
>add alcohol until weed is slightly covered
>apply heat to saucepan (don't use an open fire!)
>wait 2 or 3 hours
>filter weed from alcohol
>discard weed
>add x ml of water to solution
>apply heat to saucepan
>wait until only x ml remain
>pull remaining water into syringe
>shoot it up!

Remember! Pull into the syringe first to make sure you're shooting into a vein! If you don't pull in blood, you're not in a vein
>>
>>586797208
There's me
>>
>>586796813
Tincures. They're drops. Tastes like alcohol.

Or you can make your own vapor, and add flavors, or cut it with some premade flavors. I would reccomend the second one if it's your first time. Go to a vape shop, pick out a 0 nicotine flavor that you like. If you don't find a flavor you like then go to another one. They all have different selections.
Then make some weed tincture, mix that with the vapor you bought and whatever cheap vape pen you buy. And voila. You're high, with a flavor of your choosing.
>>
>Name: Anon
>Age: 16
>Gender: M
>Nationality: Mostly White
>What you are smoking atm: Northern Lights
>What you paid for it: 17/g
>>
>>586797586
This is fucking retarded
Try
>>586797706
Really easy, and you're not railing anything.
>>
>>586798143
You're fucking retarded.
>>
>David W.
>19
>m
>Germany
>some hash i got from an old hippy
>55€ for 5g
>barely moving and mildly hallucinating
>>
>>586796813
Inject crystal weed
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>Name: Eric
>Age: 19
>Gender: M
>Nationality: US
>What you are smoking atm:general Miami dank
>What you paid for it:15/g
>How high you are: 2, I'm crashing pretty bad.

Pic is the bongski.
>>
>>586793653
So, you have your own thriving business, a huge paid off house and a fancy $100k+ salary! yet you are buying weed by the $20 sack? Calling bullshit. Anyone with their head on straight and financially stable just buy their supply in bulk. I buy an ounce at a time and that covers me for 6-8 weeks. Only poors go out and buy a $20 sack multiple times a week.
>>
>>586784492
Belgian smoke haze 8€ uulle
>>
>Name: ...
>Age: 26
>Gender: male
>Nationality: german
>What you are smoking atm: noname haze
>What you paid for it: 20 euro 2 gram
>How high you are: middle, getting off for tonight.
>>
>>586797706
ok nice, hope I can remeber that, thanks ^^
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>>586784492
Koen
24
Male
Dutch
Own produce: Super Skunk
10 euros for 5 seeds
Almost back down, was a while ago.
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>>586797586
LOL
>newfag doesn't crystallize his THC
enjoy having your dick shrivel up and fall off pleb
Instead of adding water..
>put alcohol solution in freezer
>let sit overnight
>pure THC crystals will form on top of solution
>run the solution through a (coffee?) filter but do it fast! if the alcohol reaches room temperature, the crystals will "melt" or dissolve back into the alcohol
>repeat process several times (using THC crystals instead of weed) and you will have very near pure THC (it wasn't actually 100% pure earlier, just very close)
>shoot up crystals as you would, say, crystal meth
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>Name: Timo
>Age: 18
>Gender: M
>Nationality: Germany
>What you are smoking atm: Bong
>What you paid for it: 50€ for 8g
>How high you are: i could take a math test, but i would fail
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>>586799243
>newfag doesn't even decarboxylate his weed

Have fun with your disgusting weed juice that doesn't even do anything. Have you ever even made one?
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>>586798626
>>586790257
Is me.
How do you think I get the high grade shit, in a non medical state, for under 10/G?
Nigger.
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>>586799681
Yes I have, this crystal I'm shooting up is so potent that I completely forgot about that step.

>acquire sodium hydroxide (lye. same stuff they use to make meth and DMT)
>add lye to alcohol solution (slowly!!!!!! I damn near killed myself the other day doing this step because I poured a whole bunch of it in real fast) until it reaches a PH of 14
>proceed to add to freezer etc
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>anon
>old
>male
>'murrican
>LSD(strain not the drug, idiots)
>$0
>pretty baked honestly.
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>>586793814
>everything is a drug
You know what he meant.
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>>586795812
holy fuck I get 1/2s for less than you pay for 1/4s.

Are you on the east coast?
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>>586800339
Entire process start to finish:
>acquire isopropyl alcohol
>acquire weed
>acquire saucepan
>add weed to saucepan
>add alcohol until weed is slightly covered
>apply heat to saucepan (don't use an open fire!)
>wait 2 or 3 hours
>filter weed from alcohol
>discard weed
>acquire sodium hydroxide (lye. same stuff they use to make meth and DMT)
>add lye to alcohol solution (slowly!!!!!! I damn near killed myself the other day doing this step because I poured a whole bunch of it in real fast) until it reaches a PH of 14
>put solution in freezer
>let sit overnight
>pure THC crystals will form on top of solution
>run the solution through a (coffee?) filter but do it fast! if the alcohol reaches room temperature, the crystals will "melt" or dissolve back into the alcohol
>repeat process several times (using THC crystals instead of weed) and you will have very near pure THC (it wasn't actually 100% pure earlier, just very close)
>shoot it up!
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>>586784492
George
18
M
US
Platinum GSC
300/ ounce (fucking street prices)
>3rd eye is quite squeegeed
>>
If you have a 200mg thc brownie, how much should a casual smoker use to get good and high but not hyperspace high?
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>>586801451
>casual
>smoker
I'm a casual meth smoker.
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>>586800989
How about don't be a huge retard and stay away from alcohol and heat.

Bubble Hash is better
>Go buy straining bags specifically for making hash $30
>go buy two five gallon buckets from home depot or wherever $10
>go buy a few bags of ice
>puts bags in buckets
>take whatever you are making into hash bug/shake/trim and dump it in the bucket
>pour water and lots of ice into the bucket
>stir for 20-30 minutes
>strain
>enjoy clean, pure, non chemical hash without lighting your fucking face on fire.
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>Name: wut?
>Age: 22
>Gender: M
>Nationality: USA
>What you are smoking atm: Super Lemon Haze
>What you paid for it: $140 an ounce
>How high you are: Not too high right now kinda just chilling
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>>586800808
Yea, South Florida. My dealer is slightly more expensive than others I've had, but his stuff has always been good quality and it's somehow impossible to find another dealer at my college. I'm constantly trying to find dealers that sell at $10/g.
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>>586801845
post a photo
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>>586801661
I'm a professional chemist, I know what I'm doing. I have laboratory grade equipment and extensive knowledge on the subject to work with.
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>>586784492
>Claude
>24
>Male
>German
>Dro
>10 us dollars for 1.5g

Love my trip to the United States. It is very cheap prices for good items.
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anon
19
male
us
green crack
20$ a g
baked dont even feel like moving
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>>586784492
>Anon
>17 (Fight Me)
>Male
>Canadian
>Green Crack
>$25/8th
>3/10
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>>586801451
Just eat the whole thing and have a great afternoon
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29608 JEWS IN MY ANUS
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>>586784876
>blue pill
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