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General Marijuana Thread! Im stoned and wanna be higher :)

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General Marijuana Thread!

Im stoned and wanna be higher :)

best stoner music? Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g71Fv4Be1I

Greetings from Chile /b/astards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3-oBPPEMJo
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YES! I've just took some hits and will be more. Hello.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsojt7iEcTQ
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>>586635777
>>586636291

ey while ive got you here, i wanna ask you something. Is there different effects from smoking more or less? Every time i smoke I always smoke a really small amount; enough to get very noticeable effects but not enough that I go through weed very quickly. THe reason I ask is because I always find myself just getting tired and falling asleep even though its pretty early in the night. Could smoking more help me stay awake?
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Am from Polands.
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>>586636534
take amphetamine at the same time then if you have this problem.
10/10 combination
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>>586637112
I don't have/do not want to take amphetamines every night a few hours before bed. I mean on a daily basis
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>>586637482
do it anyway faggot
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>>586636534
just try switching strains anon chan,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBV_mqZ4F8Y
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>>586636534
I drink coffee and play video games. I sometimes find myself so lit I drove in a big ass circle around los santos a couple times.
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>>586637482
lol @ taking amphetamines before bed
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>>586637871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKgsuGurM4I

Also this, sounds awesome through my rockford
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>>586636534
I don't think so. Maybe you smoke Indica? I recommend you to try this one time, burning nice packed bowl. I will say that it gives stronger high of course, but there is some quality difference, which unfortunately I can't describe right now, but I'm getting there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylUencPo77A
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>>586637624
thanks for the advice
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>>586636534
Try using other marijuana i think. Sativa is better if u want speak, smile or just imagine. Also try to smoke more than that u are smoking bro. :)
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>>586637112
Oh man, I used to smoke and sniff some years ago. Best ecstasy ever.
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>>586635777
>Greetings from Chile /b/astards

greetings from Australia
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>>586638697
rlly? wow have to try this!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykmz28jiNWs

One more
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>>586635777
Dat trips. Also, got some dank shake from a good buddy and managed to find quite a few little nugs in it. Running off that until Sunday when I'm getting an eighth and smoking out with buddies. Gonna start hitting in in a little bit, have to finish some Christmas baking first. I'll bump with some shit I have saved.
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>>586639174
that picture looks like how i feel
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>>586638697
yea i havent done it in a while actually i think thats gonna be my new years eve plans
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>>586639518
Also, I forgot, I got that shake for free, so it's a pretty nice little surprise, especially in dry times such as these.
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This, you will not regret.

https://soundcloud.com/toramusic
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>>586637685
Nice one. Now i have the kraken 7.1 and with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX5gAr90WT8 omg idk
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>>586635777
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>>586640528
omg i wuould to be there
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last weekend i mixed some Sour diesel and some dro. it was a really good body high, with a little mix of thinking. It was nice
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>>586640528
kek, Burzum
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>>586640528
amazing art
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>>586636145

enjoyed that one -- and i'm stone cold sober. thanks.
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>>586635777
>/b/astards
>chile
go back to eat your chiles fillthy spico
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>>586641593
you herp when you derp?
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>>586641593
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>>586635777
hey OP, what'd ya smoke?
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Shiiiiit man i can't wait till i can toke up again
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Veneco aquí venden creepy allá? aquí solo se consigue creepy, regular, hydro, ak47, y purple rara vez, una sola vez encontre white widow
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>>586642554
>white widow

bueno
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>>586642554
i havent been stoned in 4 days. longest 4 days of my life. i got $$ comming in though so i should be baked soon
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every time i smoke the herb, i want a beer. this is inconvenient because i'd rather not get blitzed and face a hangover the next day. i tried ingesting instead of smoking, but same result. i crave alcohol. is there any remedy for this? i'd prefer just to smoke and enjoy it, but smoking seems to tighten me up and i need to get loose with a brewski. btw i am always smoking just one kind of herb, don't know what strain it is. thoughts?
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>>586641825
>>586641901
fuking junkies i hope yall rot in your own filth
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>>586643140
>am always smoking just one kind of herb

smoke a different strain. if it's good enough you won't feel like getting drunk ;)
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>>586643277
>fuking junkies i hope yall rot in your own filth

how much do you derp a herp a day? herp?
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>>586642008
Silver Haze :)
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>>586635777

this is me two days ago. Got pulled over 30 minutes later l0l
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This is a pretty fucking awesome video to watch when you are well and truly fucked up.

http://vimeo.com/81920704
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>>586643536
you are testing my patience man! and belive me you dont like me when im angry, i know more about the internet than you do, you keep teasing me im gonna find you, and im gonna kill you you son of a bitch fuking retard!
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>>586643655
dubs. and last week, I just smoked AT LEAST 3g's and on the drive home a cop past me, turned around, and pulled over the guy RIGHT behind me. me and my bud were flipping shit.
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Would have had all you could smoke White Widow if I had stayed longer in washington.. But I'm retarded
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>>586643988
>http://vimeo.com/81920704
bookmarked thx bro, more like dis?
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>>586644037
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>586643623
damn. nice man
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>>586644146
cancer.
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>>586644095
This is another good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMigR7a_UHI
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>>586643655
hahaha man that's life and real smile haha happiness is the best of the life i think :)
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>>586644146
Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.
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>>586644378
nice, i'll watch the tomorrow, there's an event and a lot of djs are coming and i'm gonna buy a shitload of weed, and on christmast eve
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>>586644474
I had to post it im sorry. its just mocking the guy lol.
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>>586635777
Ask a Washington State police officer who arrested 4 teenagers smoking weed in a public park last week anything.

Trolls will be ignored.
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smoked weed all day now im fucked up on opiates alcohol and vals

wat do

cant get hold of skunk now
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>>586644871
how's it feel to be killin peoples fun. Weed doesnt hurt anything.
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>>586645055

pic i have to share
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>>586645055
>sober up
>throw away paraphernalia
>wait a few months for your brain to get back to normal
>enroll in education

>study hard
>make something out of your life instead of being a retarded degenerate
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>>586644656
That sounds fucking awesome. I just wish I could get blazed but I've been running dry for 3 weeks now and have another 2 weeks to go.

This is an awesome site for music to listen to when stoned.

https://www.stereodose.com/
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>>586639545
that picture is you, anon
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>>586644095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDwOu1t-L6I like this?
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>>586645207
anymore of pic?
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>>586645335

currently working an almost full time side-job delivering pizzas at dominos and doing a level 3 IT btec in college

what do?
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>>586645610

nah my man, just some slut i thought was hot so i saved
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>>586645335
Yea and then light up again afterwards. The high will be fucking awesome.
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>>586645698
damn. well shit. what you smokin tonight?
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anybody got stoner comics?
I'll dump what I have
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>>586645500
woah. i think you're right.
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>>586646006

Yes, please! I miss those a lot!
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>>586646006
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>>586646056
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Baked.
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>>586645643
>quit dominos, shit tier restaurant
>apply to god tier pizza hut
>suck manager's dick to accept your scum hide to their organization
>not let the bobbies catch your ass for admitting all these illicit activities in england over the internet
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>>586646187
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>>586646376
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Just posted around 60+ in another thread </3
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>>586646006
awesome.
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>>586646455
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>>586646550
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>>586646436

this comic may as well have never been made
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>>586646678
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>>586636534
You prob been smoking mostly indicas which make you couch lock. Try sativa buds like Sour Diesel. They're more of a head high and will keep u up.
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>>586646935
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"Animal Kingdom Dub" by The Nothing. Not on youtube, but it's abailable on itunes.
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>>586646595

is that lean or some shit?
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Hey, /b/ros!

When I smoke, I get a little too anxious and my heart races a bit.
Please, recommend me strains low in THC and with a good ammount of CBD so this won't keep me from enjoying a nice high.

Also, sometimes, it's impossible to know to which strain the herb I'm getting belongs (Where I live, most of the time it's impossible to get anything but bricked pot). Is there anyway I can identify the strain (or at least say if it's indica or sativa)?

Please and thank you.
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>>586646006
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>>586645349
thanks bro, good luck, i've been dry for a week bc me dealers are all dry but i got a new hookup, 1 gram per dollar
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>>586647004
also, listen to Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz
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>>586646935

people who make comics like this have obviously never smoked weed
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>>586647268
alright I'm out
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>>586635777
OP has an old pic of my lemon skunk
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>>586647158

omg what a special girl she smokey the bud and is nakey
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>>586638761
Hey Jackson
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any vape master race bros up in this bitch?
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>>586647174
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Any of you guys tried acid?
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>>586647158
It's called psychosis, talk to a psychiatrist
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>>586647215
Damn sounds like you found the fucking Weed God with that deal.
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>>586647535
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>>586647158
>Is there anyway I can identify the strain
long broad leaves = indica
short narrow leaves = sativa
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>>586647627
once, with some mates
of of them started jerking off and didn't even realise
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>>586647467
https://www.tineye.c om/search/3d2635a30b08cb97fd5b421e901242c1ee7e8497/

sweet
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>>586647945
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>>586647627
yep. profound experience.
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>>586648123
And this is why Thor is my one true god.
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Just bought on ounce. How you guys doin tonight?
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Well I'm gonna get some sleep I have church in a few hours
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>>586648067
i got this one too. the angle and light makes a big difference.
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>>586648282
please elaborate
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>>586648594
nice wallet

>tfw poor and payday isn't for a while
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>>586647158
Best you can do if you have no idea what strain/genetics are is to look at the leaf structure.
>Sativa= Shorter Leaves & More Compact Nug
>Indica= Broader, Longer Leaves & Airier Nug
Indica will usually pull apart easier and be less dense, because of the longer leaves- where Sativa nugs look more like "Popcorn Nugs" and are denser (because of all the short leaves growing close together)
Hope that helps Anon!
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shiiit bout to get high son. stayin in this thread for the night
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