Loli thread to the 11th.
For $2000 I'll build you one that goes to 12.
but for 2000$ i can buy a real loli massage doll
I don't wanna waste anyones time by explaining why I despise them, and I can't take the emotional experience of trying to articulate it, but long story short, I hate their personalities. The lot of them.
Yeah I won't be able to jerk off, will probably just post fur if the people who are on it aren't the assholes I don't wanna see, will be in loli if I feel like it. As for vidya I'll probably be playing robocraft.
I really can't afford to go anywhere. Not even the local amusement park.
but would it be in sexy 2d?
I think not
no but you can always close your eyes and it can be pretty close to 2d
Would it fit on a flash drive tho?
I believe they're called 'dutch wives'.
damn. amazon does not have any dutch wifes
No, but they have 55-gallon drums of lube.
Is it just the people in the threads in general, or is it the furry community as a whole? because all the xD's and the *murr*s can get pretty annoying, I agree.
What if I pretend I'm Krystal for you, will you be able to jerk off then?
I can't judge furs outside of /b/ because I haven't met any significant number of furs outside of /b/, but many of the furs in /b/ are assholes IMO.
Not because they're annoying, either, it's something deeper than that.
>What if I pretend I'm Krystal for you, will you be able to jerk off then?
Two people have RP'd as Krystal for me.
I've gotten hard every time.
I've also experienced heartbreak every time.
RPing as Krystal is a commitment, a burden for you. RP is my only means of experiencing romance and love. I am in no position to be forcing it on you, but if you do decide to go through with it, you have to promise me you won't leave me.
>RP is my only means of experiencing romance and love
That is kinda sad
>loli threads are only worth being in when there's at least 2 namefags
I think you're in loli threads for the wrong reason, anon.
I have no reason to, and people outside are jerks. Don't get me started.
I don't fap to loli, if that's what you're implying
Nono, dont get me wrong, not saying that in a bad way. Just kinda sad that you that is your only means of love an romance. I wish there were other things that would give you those feelings
I wish so too.
Well, what can you do. Bleak world, bleak humanity, bleak emotions.
arigatou gozaimasu, nihongo-sensei
So you're here ONLY for namefagging? Didn't you guys use to have your own threads for that kinda stuff?
It was my pleasure.
Not too terribly bad. Ohh well, good luck to you
is this too oppai for a loli thread?
... i feel like a newfag asking, but what is namefagging?
My objective here is two-fold:
Primarily, to interact with people. 4chan is my main source of social activity. It vastly outweighs RL interaction.
Secondarily, to collect cute and adorable pics of lolis, but this really isn't important to me, just a good bonus thing I get to do if something catches my eye around here.
Switching to non-lewd mode.
I'd say just about too big.
<- This is about the limit for loli breasts.
I want to hug her.
I've never hugged a female before.
I haven't hugged anyone in almost a decade, so really any hug would be nice nonetheless.
That's when you're fagging with names.
Oh, am I misunderstanding? You're not here to fap, but too look at CNL lolis? Then by all means.
> interacting with people outside of 4chan
Who does such a ridiculous thing.
Same fag here. I am sure that I am not the only one that prefers non lewds.
Yeah I suppose I like cute lolis better, but not necessarily non-lewd either.
If you look at my fur folder, you'll find that most of them are cute solo pics of females, the clean ones are the best ones, but most of them are cute and just so happen to be nude.
I think fur is cuddlier than skin. Thus it's better imo.
I don't browse any of this stuff to get hard or to get off, I just like it because they look like something I'd want to embrace in my arms, or have a platonic relationship with.
I feel that non lewd gives the feeling of what lolis should be. But whatever, I don't really mind lewds.
>I feel that non lewd gives the feeling of what lolis should be
I understand this.
Cute innocent girls.
A plain, perfect, untainted white cloth, free of the negative impressions of ugly human nature, with a truly vibrant mind, unsaturated and unconstrained by societal norms and beliefs.
Sorry, went to buy beer.
Yeah, there are a lot of assholes on /b/. This is /b/ after all, so it's not really surprising.
I'll consider that. You seem like a nice guy, and I'd like to make you happier. It wouldn't be a burden, but I'm a busy guy, so I'm afraid I won't be able to please you every time you want to RP.
I'm so sorry, here.
Lolis usually are.
> I think fur is cuddlier than skin. Thus it's better imo.
Maybe you're a physically cold person? I'm very warm, and I prefer skin against skin for cuddling.
> I just like it because they look like something I'd want to embrace in my arms, or have a platonic relationship with.
You're a wannabe father, you.
Lolis shouldn't be anything other than lolis.
Lewd, cute, crying, smiling, slutty, pure, abusive, friendly, big, small, oppai, DFC, I love them all.
>I'm afraid I won't be able to please you every time you want to RP.
I am 100% OK with this. I don't like pestering people to get what I want. I'm the more passive kind.
As for assholes on /b/, fine, this is /b/, but there is no reason to be an asshole to someone you're very acquainted with over the course of several months.
This is my F-list containing a list of most of my fetishes/do-not-wants: https://www.f-list.net/c/alexander_k
Please have a look through, I look forward to talking to you again next time.
>Maybe you're a physically cold person? I'm very warm, and I prefer skin against skin for cuddling.
I live in Singapore. 30C weather all year round.
>You're a wannabe father, you
I hate the idea of having to care for a child, but I like the idea of being a father figure.
Thank you and good night anon-kun, hope to talk to you again some time
oh, no, it's boli in a lox.... er, I mean, loli in a box
where is everybody? did everybody run away?
> I live in Singapore. 30C weather all year round.
I would literally sweat away into a puddle. It's currently +5C here, which is a bit warmer than normal, perfect temperature.
> I hate the idea of having to care for a child, but I like the idea of being a father figure.
You could be an uncle, perhaps? It means you get to do all the fun stuff with kids, but don't have to worry about feeding them and such.
> Thank you and good night anon-kun, hope to talk to you again some time
I'm still here, but I'm probably going to watch some Top Gear after this thread has hit limit.
not in this thread. maybe some other day in a doll thread, if ever
Later, I'm going to go watch old men cock about in expensive cars.
I am wondering if I should go over and meet the parents of the kids that come over for an hour the other day... They look like the kid has some friends over