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New New Zealand thread i hate making nz threads edition

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New New Zealand thread

i hate making nz threads edition
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Why are IDs even gone?
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where did IDs even go tho?
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nelson/blenheim nate here
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Why are Maoris still here?
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Has anyone here eaten kimchi? What's it like?
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>>586441050
fuck youve got a pretty mouth.
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>>586441221
like cabbage with pepper paste
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>>586441221
very spicy, i like it
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>>586441221

Like kimchi.
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>>586441317
its salty spicy, whatre you on dude
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Herp fucking durr
>Waikato nignogs
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>>586441232
Oh, that was good.

I'll keep you on.
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Paranoid as fuck like this kitty.
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blenheim guy could u drop me off something in picton ill trade u 375 ml of woodstock
>not jim beam
>inb4 25 litresof kerosene
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>>586441556
wat?
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Fuck, I just posted in the other thread.

>Christchurch master race
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>>586441678
I was the one that posted "Fuck you've got a pretty mouth" in the other thread.
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>>586441803
ye ik, needed to id you

but what did you mean by "ill keep u on"
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>>586441518
stay in that thread then

have fun having conversations with yourself
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>>586441938
Keep you around, kind of thing.
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>>586441677
I think I was there when the whole 25 litres of kerosene thing started, but I was drunk. Can someone explain it to me?
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>That feel when no natsoc nz
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ausfag here, i live next door to a houseful of maoris and i have no fucking idea how you put up with those animals. Seriously they don't seem to work yet have the latest fucking HSV's in the driveway and spend all day/night outside drinking and speaking their bastardisation of the english language super fucking loud.

fuck you maoris
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>>586442209
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>>586442147

Was already in this thread mate. But you evidently don't know what based is. Try Google.
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>>586442399
Fuck u faqqot
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>>586442475
Fakkot?
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Guy who went on a date with Filipino elaborate
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>>586441679
Master race also reporting
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>>586442538
He said Faqqot. Something wrong with your eyes mate?
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>>586442365
That you gaynazi?
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>>586442538

Faccot.
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>>586442458
>Try Google
No need cos im here
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>>586442365
iktfb
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I swer on me nan' dat she gon' bek u som cookeys
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>>586442209
i need 25 litres of kerosene but i can cause the goverment has been checking my importing goods heavily
i ask addison whos gay if he could cause if the customs people spot him ordering 25 litres of kerosene they would think its for gay things so they wouldnt get involved
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>>586442687

>No need cos im here

What are you, Google?
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>>586442475
Solid retort friend, your faggot-ass maori tribal tattoo itching or something?
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>>586442765
based google v2
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>>586442663
No, this is me.

>hello, boys!
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>>586442628
Oh there is another Christchurcher about, what's up?
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Any1 in Parnell?
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>>586442658
Yeah
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#illridewithyou
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>>586442736
>i ask addison whos gay if he could cause if the customs people spot him ordering 25 litres of kerosene they would think its for gay things so they wouldnt get involved
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>>586442960
#illALLAHUAKHBARwithyou
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>>586442960
I gag that faggot ass dumb aussie bitch

Lying cunts, thats what they all are
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>>586442960
what does this mean? Some bitch i know on fb wrote this as her status. Is it like a facebook meme or something?
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>>586442960
ride muh cock eh bae
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>>586442458
you are currently posting in a based thread
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>>586442879
Not much, just hanging round home in the CBD, you?
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>>586443110
Basically muslims fear they're going to be judged after this guy did something wrong. They fear that aussies will judge them like the Americans did after 9/11
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>>586443110
>muslim dude takes people hostage in sydney
>2 people die
>aussies h8 muslims and shit now
>faggot SJW people start saying they will defend and 'ride' with muslims on public transport to prevent them getting bashed
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>>586443276
Can't say i'm up to too much more, pretty chill saturday night for me
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Anon if you are here I am listening to Big Big Train proper now.

>the music is good
>the vocals sound way too modern
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>>586443110
is a false victimisation of muslims in australia to make aussies feel good about them selves for writing it
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>>586443508
Pretty much like "Like this and you'll go to heaven. Scroll down and you'll go to hell" kind of thing
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>>586442852
hows it going bro?
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>>586442399
I agree and i'm a brown saffa they're highly uncivilized
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>Nicki Minaj will never give you a massage
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Hastingsbro in this bitch,
Repoting for dooty

>just finished watching hobbit 1 in preparation for the new installment

>just realised "pipe weed"isn't tobacco
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>>586443897
Yeah, good thanks.

You?

>which anon are you pls and thanks.
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>>586444147
>just realised "pipe weed"isn't tobacco
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>>586444142
music for these feels?
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>>586444161
fine too.
im that anon
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>>586443495
Nice, towns pretty quiet on this half, hope you have a good one bro
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>>586444326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ituMaOHhzg
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>>586444326
I Like Big Butts.

>>586444364
Oh, you.

>who
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>>586444653
its me cunt.
why dont you know me?
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You know what u call a civilized aussie?
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>>586444790
A new zealander
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>>586443667
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>>586444731
I hardly even know myself.

>Quaketown sore back boy?
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>>586444281
It's got to be marijuana.

>the giggling effect it has
>radagasts clearly a stoner,and gets agitated and nervy whenever he's without his pipe
>everyone's always eating straight before/after they're smoking it
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>>586444936
ooooh, i know that feeling.
I give you a tip: you know myself better than I know myself.
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>>586444731
literally who are you?
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>>586445005
I've only read The Hobbit but from what I've read I always assumed it was a tobacco/weed mash up.

>tfw would love to live in the shire
>spending a nice evening unwinding with pipe weed
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>tfw you kiss the monitor
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>>586444869
>>586444790
this is actually kinda epic
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>>586445093
Ohh, frauline.
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>>586443721

Fuck. This just blew my fucking mind. Who the fuck is "h.s". This describes me so much, and I never even realised it til now.
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>>586445533
>frauline
based fucking grandpa
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>>586445120
Shh.

>>586445437
>tfw it doesn't kiss you back.
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>>586445575
>Who the fuck is "h.s"
Hubert Shubert.
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>>586445603
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>>586445376
I know that feel bro
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>>586445575
see>>586445708
idk bro im just waiting for blenheim guy to post
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>>586445803
I actually found some Middle Earth 'guided meditations' on youtube and they're actually pretty damn good.
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>>586446044
"guided meditation"?
Do tell

Also checkem
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>>586445626

>tfw can't download a qt kpop idol
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<Listening to Revolver.

>Beatles albums need to be remixed so badly.
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>>586445120
who are you cunt?
>>586445533
Hallo, mein Schatz. :D
>tfw now you know my identity i can post my smileys again :D lol
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>>586444790
>>586444869
YUS
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>>586446275
shut up
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>>586446233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAGVMPAdJO0

Listen to it, it must seem stupid but I felt so relaxed afterwards. If anyone has trouble sleeping play this stuff.
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how do i achieve this body?
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>>586446275
>mein Schatz
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>>586446551
sorry shouldnt have said cunt.
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>>586446587
Photoshop.
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>>586446679
not him, not anyone really

>>586446680
damn...
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>>586446587
>cut hair
>become azin
>remove shirt
>excessive chunky necklaces
>lift weights
>???
profit
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>>586442399
Fight them, they're generally weak.
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>>586446939
w2c necklaces?
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>>586440818
>GREYMOUTH WESTCOAST

why are IDs back
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>>586446765
ah kk. :)
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>>586446836
>>586446885
>>586446948
>>586447004
>>586447031
For the sad anon.

I've posted enough sad things, though. Time to go back and post more shit.
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>>586447097
Feral.
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>>586446469
haha
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>>586447250
I would lick his whole hole.
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BLENHEIM FAGGOT HURRY UP AND POST U FUCKING FAG
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>>586447222
Checkem.

For sadanon,from me
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>>586446680
Alan Moore wrote this, not Robin Williams.
>>586447031
Bobcat Goldthwait wrote this not Robin Williams.
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>>586446275
Still annoyed at your disappearance, slut
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>>586441451
whats this nigger shit
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>>586447076
Translation needed
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>>586447453
who said Robin Williams wrote >>586446680?
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>>586447453
Anon wrote this not Robin Williams.
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Fuck it's hot.
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>>586447591
Well that's what people will think when they see that image.
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>>586447453
no you dim fuck ruggero leoncavallo wrote it its not even my oc
NOT A FUCKING SAD ANON JUST IDK POST OC OF YOUR PETS NOW
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>>586447589
2 seconds on google
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ayy. blenheim checking in. whatup homies?
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>>586447823
come to picton u faggot just for a while
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>>586443436
Yeah, the bullshit hypocrisy is just joyous.

>A criminally insane muslim kills 2 people
Oh no cant hate muslims just coz of one nutter.

>But he used a gun
Quick, crack down on all legal gun owners cause of one criminal nutter who got a gun illegally!
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>>586447929
comparing hating of an entire ethnic group too that of stricter controls on the object which has defined modern history-nate
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>>586447929
Indeed.

Did you know that the Koran explicitly calls All devout Moslems to jihad?
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ANYONE PLAY RS? NEED A BOND


PLS GIMME 1
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>Well well well you're feeling fine
>Well well well he'll make you
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Palmyfag reporting in.. Anyone else in here from the Manawatu?
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>>586447267
yes but cams a fag so he can say what he likes
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>>586448174
>Moslems
>ethnic group

Pick one
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i have alot of nudes of nz girls should i dump???
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oi ill ask again as yesterday noone had an aswer: does anyone know how much more expensive a colourde tattoo is to a black and white one? thanks
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>>586448596
ew. no.
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>>586448596
nah that's gay were all fags here
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>>586448680
I don't sorry
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>Graduaded
>First job
>50k starting
>never had a gf
>To afraid an girl i will date will only want my dollary doos
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>>586448509
implying aussies have enough intelligence to decipher sand nigger from sand nigger
>australians:
>everyone whos black comes from africa
>all asians only eat rice
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>>586448596
>Stealing my theme

That's a trigger,nigger
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>>586448793
whats ur job
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>>586448596
upload them to mega
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>>586448715
>>586448719
i was just confirming my suspicions have a cock instead
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>>586448793
50k is piss poor, mate. I'm on 65 and still feel the shekels are missing
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>>586448793
I'll be your girlfriend, bro.
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>>586449080
fuck yea fuck that things bulky nate here im not aroused just naturally impressed
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>>586449080
This is an NZ thread not a Hebrew thread.
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>>586449010
Software dev
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>>586449186
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>>586449100
I feel rich with my 50k
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>>586449381
you arent impressed i mean i love vagina but that thing is fucking huge its the barge of penises not to long but fucking bulky
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>>586449293
>Being uncircumcised
>MUH circumcisions for Jews m8!
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I am the top sales consultant for a large national franchise chain, AMA.
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>>586449393
wouldnt it be lesser than that cos of student loan and shit?


still pretty decent
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>>586449186
dont lie to your self nate you know your licking the screen
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>>586449510
Yes, it does look nice.

>>586449534
I'd put it in my mouth, don't fret pet.
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>>586449632
>won't lick him back, though
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>>586449566

What's the chain?
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>>586449632
i dont
>>586449731
i would too not in a gay way just cause i mean its fucking awesome post dick with ts and ill post ma xmas tree
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>>586449879
None of your fucking business you noisy cunt.
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>>586449393
>>586449592
After tax, kiwisaver and student loan I only get around 2k a fortnight, it's not enough!

I work for ANZ btw.
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>>586449381
>>586449510
>>586449534
you cunts are all fags is this the fj club 7
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>>586450004
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>>586449981
thas slick, bro
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If anyone cares, my penis is just 6"
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>>586450125
why do you have girls on your wall
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>>586449977

>AMA
>Gets asked a question
>NOT GONNA ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Why the fuck did you say AMA then you fucking dumb cunt.
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>>586450361
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>>586450306
I care.

>>586450348
I don't, my walls are empty, like my future.

Haha.
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>>586450155
Thanks, that's average and includes bonus though, so base fortnightly is only around 1600. Not as slick as it seems
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>>586440818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTPVtTqG7ZI
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>>586450576
were you from fag
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>>586450725
i know her
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>>586450773
New Zealand.
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>>586450576
thanks anon

:(
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>>586449293
this is and has always been a kpop thread
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>>586447097
>>586450773
>GREYMOUTH FAG
can you not see the ID?????????
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>>586450899
>no shit
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>>586451243
Go climb a wall of dicks
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>>586451371
not a fucken red head
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>>586451371
you seem like you like the cock
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mfw addison doesnt want me to buy steam game for him to play with me
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im eating ffs, lay off the cocks for a bit
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>>586442475
fuck off maori
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>>586442399
chair
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>>586451837
you just want pretty things like hope solo
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>>586451975
>>586452056
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>>586440818
Auberon!!!!!
ASSHOLE
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>>586446587
glue your eyes
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>>586451837
>>586452081
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>>586451769
Kindly put your peenus weenus away

No need to push your faggotry onto others
>>
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>>586452241
Got the reference/10
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why do gay ppl like sucking dick? its gross
>>
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>>586452379
>>
>>586451807
Oh, lol, I've been distracted listening to music.

>I would feel bad, though.
>>
>>586448596
Yes
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>>586452554
you have tryed it b4 by the sounds why did you find it gross tell the class
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>>586452676
fuck off u would
>>
>>586452764
tell us greentext that shit and savefor 1am late night thread
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>>586452707
i know carm down and get back on ya boat
>>586452182
>>
i hope IDs never come back
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>>586452778
>>
>>586452942
ADD ME ON SKYPE
>>
>>586452942
addison ur the kinda fuck its impossible to buy gifts for
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>>586452866
<big>the fuck you on
>>
>>586452764
>>586452866
have not sucked a dick but ill greentext mt resons later on
>>
>>586453151
late night thread storys with sportbro
>newfag
>>
>>586453013
I was on just before and then my computer crashed.

It takes so long to sign in.

>>586453045
Yeah, I don't like getting gifts.
>>
>>586453151
><big>
XD
>>
up north here. About an hour and a half from aucks
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>>586453250
would you ever use a black dildo?
>>
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>>586452922
why dont you go back on facebook john key ya fag we are annonymous
>>
>>586453398
Yes.
>>
how long has it been since IDs were removed?

everyday without them is a blessing

based fucking moot answering your prayers
>>
>>586453559
That is to say a black coloured dildo and not a dildo previously used by a black.

I'm not making that mistake again.
>>
>>586453250
you may need to delete systems 32 if you computer is crashing
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>>586453269
reference to your mum
>>
I'm in Auckland, where to buy adderall?
>>
>>586453749
CLASSIC

<big>
>>
WEST

IS

BEST
>>
>>586453677
Oh, is that the problem?

Sweet, thanks, I'll do it now.
>>
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>>586448391
waddup man
>>
Nga iwi blah.
>>
>>586453855
at least one got it

>>586453874
you are right what part?


>>586453904
ok let us know how ya get on
>>
>>
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What time is it in NZ?
>>
<big>

XD
>>
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>>586454446
>>
>>586454291
that shit hole you must be black
>>
>>586454291

tatou tatou e
>>
>>586454547
kia kaha
>>
>>586454446
11;16pm

>>586454506
lel
>>
Are you all mowreeys
>>
nz babes be like
>>
Ko tane ahau
>>
>>586454481
<XD> BIG

it works your right thanks
>>
nate here guys i taken pics of my xmas tree and presents will post lately to avoid embarrassment
>inb4 are those dolls
no there fucking collectable action figures
>dont your parents find it weird you have lots of mc toys in there orignal packaging
no dont your parent wish you were dead
>>
>>
Do people from NZ hate Aussies or do you look up to them?
>>
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People wanting a new flag be like
>>
>>586454808
idk m8 but <big>

XD

what was anon thinking?
>>
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>>586454808
>>
>>586454615
>>586454726

Fuck, I ain't actually Maori, just that every cunt who was ever raised in NZ knows that song. Lol
>>
>>586454808
Neither, they're just different
>>
>>586454808
>look up to them
ha
>>
>>586454291
Fuck off maori
>>
>>586454808
bunch of fucking cunts.
>>
what should the next thread edition be?
>>
>>586454934
are you talking about the one people did in aerobics at primary?
>>
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The truest thing ever been done said bout Wanganui
>>
>>586454934
its cool bro, no need to hide ur identity

i will keep u safe from the white ppls

what is ur tribe and what is ur mountain?
>>
>>586454547
>>586454615
>>586454726
>>586454934
Stinkin maoris
>>
>>586454897
it was lel dumb ass your just from the north and dont get things good
>>
>>586455086
<big>
>>
I know that in NZ 11 year olds get drunk at skate parks! Tell me another fact about NZ?
>>
Newtown niggas be like
>>
>>586455161
>dumb ass your just from the north
>your just from the north
>your

<big>

XD
>>
>>586455177
Aunty said he could
>>
>>586455123
>>586455140
>>586455156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkCvpKjBCs

>thinking I actually speak Maori

Lol. Kia Ora mate, that's the best I can do for you.
>>
when John Key takes yo pension
>>
>>586455177
thats about it really
>>
>>586455300
Ko Whangatauatia te maunga
>>
Canadians always get talked about as being the nicest people. But in fact they have a cancerous French part that is disgusting!

I say NZ should take they're mantel as the Nicest people! Prove me wrong?
>>
>>586455134
What game from SNES is that?
>>
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Ponsonby homies be like
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>>586455642
Would you kindly fuck off? Do you need a ride to where you are fucking off to m8?
>>
>>586455140

Mountain? Fucking Maoris think they own the mountains too now? Fuck me. I swear there was a cutoff date for Maoris making bullshit claims that they "owned" all the fucking land in the entire country, and it was a couple of years ago. The fuck you on about Maoris owning mountains.
>>
>>586455642
have you been here?? or are you just fucking
>>
>>586455556

>how do I even
>>
>>586455848
no its just a tribe thing, dude
>>
>>586455888
h-hyung?
>>
>>586455848
we dont own the mountains bro, just the water
>>
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>>586454506
>tfw drinking alone
>>
>>586455858
Are you a disgusting French Canadian?
>>
>>586456135
also the wind and the sky
>>
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>>586455171
>>586455259
>>586454897
>>586454734
>>586454481
>>586453855
>>586453269
i knew i had it just had to find it
>>
>>586455686

Uncharted Waters 2
>>
>>586456159
saved ;)
>>
Any dank dank kush in Christchurch?

Desperately seeking the dank dank kush.
>>
>>586456205
whats your point you fucking faggot? your magic doesnt work here

also, read this fucking shit and try find the mistake youve done there >>586455161
>>
>>586456341
there is loads
>>
>>586456135

Lol, apparently not, cos John Key sold the rights to that to every motherfucker in the country who wanted a share in it.

Stupid Maori trying to claim they own the fucking water. Fucking lol.
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
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>>586456231
Cheers
>>
Winsome Jacko
MY TAB BUDDIES WILL NO WHAT I FUCKING MEAN HE BETTER OF WON
>>
>>586456502
>>586456502
>>586456502

NEW THREAD

don't get left behind
>>
>>586456449
Would you sell me some, blessed anon?
>>
>>586456392
>no shit white night
its ok let it go if you didnt get it you should take the carrot out
>>
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>>586456473
Whacha gonna do aye?
>>
What do NZ people think of Lorde?

Are you embarrassed of how ugly she is?

Do you fap to Lorde?
>>
see you in the next thread faggot
>>
>>586456814
I prefer not to think of her.
>>
>>586456589
im on coast but there is alot in chch i go there a bit to get it
>>
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>>586456814
>1 I don't know
>2nz women don't shave properly
>3FUCK NO
>>
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>>586456814
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