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maya thread.
Markers edition
ITT: i post my 2000+ photo collection of maya and you all call me mentally ill because you can't come up with original insults.
FAQ answers
*maya is a guy and dresses this way to make mad money off of sexually confused teenage girls
*he is the vocalist and lyricist for the band LM.C
*this is not as gay as you guys think, look at my handwriting to see why
*I have cut myself and smeared it on one of his CDs and posted it with time stamp for everyone
*I'm not a troll just really love maya
*I have met maya before, and I was not obsessed before I met him
*if you are nice to me I will draw you a picture of maya doing pretty much whatever you want
*unless I say I'm not I am probably drunk
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>>586409360
I ate icecream today
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guess i'll be posting here now
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>>586409847
you keep avoiding my question. why do you like me so much you keep posting in my threads?
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>>586410096
my toes hurt
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>>586410192
I wish maya were here to suck on my toes and make the pain go away
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>>586410017
literally WHO are YOU?
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>>586410383
you keep posting in my threads m8. no reason to do that unless you want my attention
if you wanted to post your waifu you'd make your own threads so she wouldn't be overshadowed
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good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eof_f95ZvHI
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old jenny craig dude reporting in... smoking a fatty and still pondering mascara
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>>586410852
where have you beeeen
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>>586410535
dude, i don't even know who you are
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>>586411206
any drawing requests
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>>586410964
Loving life! Trying to remember how to be sexy and happy I just started my 2 week vacation! I have actually been reading your threads, just did not post
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i love her
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>>586411306
glad to hear you're doing good. you know about my ticket then
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what the fuck is a maya
another retard trying to make money off of psychological issues of 14 year old teenages
>this has been done many times by numerous bands who had much greater succeess than some chink
who the fuck cares about this retard?
kill urself
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>>586411833
what should I draw you dorks
tell me
I have lewd of maya draw but he's not the focus
it was requested
I wanna post it but it's 2lewd and you can't even tell it's him so I won't post it just tell youp
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>>586411430
The final confrontation. You are to engage the Maya as a reborn legal fuck slave? Might have missed that part actually but this is my guess
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>>586411924
>joking about suicide
kill yourself
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>>586412070
I'm not joking.
I'm serious. Kill yourself.
>Do it
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>>586411924
I think I may have cut myself on your edge
>>586412067
I bought a ticket to go become Maya's waifu. I've been practicing my finishing move
none have resisted it so far
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>>586412070
ignore them m8. they wanna be XD tough
how is your day so far?
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>>586412313
Maya looks like a 40 year old chinese male, even with make up. I can't imagine what he looks like without make up, jesus christ...
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>>586412463
god fucking damn I want him to fuck my mouth as hard as he can and cum all over my face
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>>586412313
Fuck yeah I hope you get your wish.
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>>586412612
kil urself XD
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>>586412612
Very hot. This is my drawing request.
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>>586412529
he's a sexy "40 yo Chinese male" tho
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>>586412658
thanks. I appreciate it.
>>586412670
you first <3
>>586412756
okay
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>>586412759
Come on dude, I know you have your own issues but, can't you like go tlike tokyo hotel or something. You're being ridiculous. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
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>>586412313
W-what's your finishing move..?
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>>586412878
I wouldn't want to live if I were you... what keeps you going anon? How can you resist this powerful urge?
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>>586412463
i was meant to go out tonight ;_;
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>>586412957
I am and I'm so fucking turned on
>>586412973
ultimate doe eyed innocent girl look
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>>586413107
powerful urge to what?
>>586413108
I already went out, I'm sorry you didn't get to. but maya threads are fun.
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>>586413139
Will you show us?
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I've been an LM.C fan since I was 14 and it's kind of surreal seeing this thread..I saw them in concert in 2008 at the Crash Mansion in LA. I have bought some of their albums too..I own the yellow version of the bunny ring.
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>>586413271
old diet dude here. Maya threads are fun. Something steady in this shitty world. If they stopped at this point I would be sad.
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a literal fucking goddess
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>>586413390
show you what
>>586413609
I have the black version, the green version,and the pink one
step up your game
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>>586414015
I would if I was still obsessed with them since now i have the money to support it! Ah, I should really start listening to them again.
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>>586414015
I was asked to draw this
here you go you fucks
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>>586414015
AWESOME!!!
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>>586414339
your lack of commitment doesn't impress me
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>>586414339
where were you for Maya's divorce? where were you when he needed your support most? not being a proper fan
hmph
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>>586414372
I can imagine it happening. The picture moves for me. Might be the massive amounts of weed
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>586414474
>>586414611
I had a pretty traumatizing experience with one of my best friends and I couldn't listen to them anymore without thinking of her. I'm really sorry, Maya.
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>>586414757
It is the least worst of the drugs
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>>586414664
there's one someone requested of him eating me out
but it doesn't show him well
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>>586414826
what happened that you abandoned maya?
it better be good
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>tfw you like a lot of girls
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>>586414909
I would love to see this and decide
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>>586415006
I'd really rather not go into it and honestly I would love to patch things up with her now. I was young and stupid. I have kept up with them through the years just not as intensely as it once was.
I use to have a Maya folder too. I feel horrible now.
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>>586415171
That expression
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>>586415394
meh. only time I'll post this
>>586415399
you should feel horrible for abandoning maya
what's her name?
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>>586415666
SATAN DOES THIS MEAN MAYA WILL EAT ME OUT?
>>586415482
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kpop > jpop
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>>586415995
lol
lol
I laughed really hard. K-pop is a rip off of j-pop
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>>586415666
Love it thanks!
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>>586416167
ur lewd as fuck
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>>586416249
fuck my toes are so sore and I can't take meds for it cause I'm drunk
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>>586416249
Lewdman is my new codename
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>>586415666
I never abandoned him, I was only moved down to the sidelines. Which is really so much worse. Watching him go through that pain but ignoring it. I'm a horrible, disgusting person.
I don't think I should give out her name. I use to go by the name Masa though, so if she's here lurking/posting, and she would know who I am, I'm REALLY sorry and I want to be friends again. I hope you can forgive me.
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>tfw your jaw will never be this aesthetic
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>>586416453
I dislike you if you honestly knew what he was going through and didn't even do your best to support him
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>>586416881
what maya related thing do I draw now
in the mood for lewd
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how do i get a body like this?
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>>586416963
stop sitting on your ass all day and go to the gym
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>>586416949
Standing doggy is always a winner
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>>586416770
It was a dark place for me, anon, but I don't expect forgiveness or even acceptance into the jrock world anymore. I am weak. /endblog
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>>586417114
I'll try
any other details for the request
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>>586417197
he could have helped you through it
he could have been the light
but you fucked it up. he did it for me, he could have done t for you.
why didn't you believe?
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>>586417216
Tippy toes, expression of extacy
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>>586417108
i don't gain mass tho no matter how much i eat
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>>586417398
lift fgt
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>>586417367
He was my light but that light was shrouded in darkness and I was too weak to fight it. Instead I was a coward and ran farther away from him. I shut him out. It's my fault and I can't take any of it back. I think reaching out to that lost friend would help but I'm terrified. It's been years.
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>>586417736
Aiji lifts, so you can too
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>>586418046
DROP EVERYTHING AND PICK UP KPOP
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>>586418046
text her?
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>>586418357
It's not the same. Nothings been the same since.
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>>586418490
I have her skype on an old account..I'll check and see if she hasn't deleted me from her friends list.
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>>586418753
better than nothing
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>tfw you kiss your monitor
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>>586418999
>tfw I've actually touched maya and he "accidentally" brushed my inner thigh
feels fucking fantastic but I wish he did more
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hey guyz
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>>586419586
i have the munchies from drinking
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>>586418965
Still on her friends list. I'm too scared, I'm weak, it's my fault this happened. I just realized we live about 40 minutes from eachother now. I just moved to her home state two months ago. I don't even know what to write, where to start.
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>>586419827
"ayy baby you wanna talk about maya? I'll give you some fuck and wear a blonde wig"
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>>586420045
guys
what weird sexual thing once he falls for me should I ask him to do
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>>586419191
thighs are the sexiest part of a woman
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>>586420203
"can u lick my butthole?"
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>>586420337
amen bruddah
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>>586420388
>88
I have to now
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>>586420884
I want him to spit in my mouth
so fucking badlt
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>>586418965
Super! bLOOD is flowing now
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>>586421195
I've been trying to cum for like 10 minuets why the fuck is it taking so long
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>>586421268
you are lewd as fuck m8
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>tfw you have never posted your waifu on 4chan and never will
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trying to remove my wart
u guys are being as fuk
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>>586421408
guys I wanna talk about maya with someone who wants to skype
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>>586421561
what now?
>>586421521
Maya's been posted in /fa/, /a/, and probably other boards multiple times. and not by me. ;)
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>>586421788
just noticed
maya orgasm
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its normal for warts to come back ae? i killed this wart and it came bak and its almost scabby
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>>586421583
peskykyss
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I can't do it. I'm a terrible person. I can't
She deserves better than me. I can't just walk back into her life like that.
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>>586422340
I fucking Skyped you last thread n u never replied
>>586422169
yes
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>>586422467
stop whining and go claim ur waifu
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not worshiping hide, he may be dead but fuck he was beautiful
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>>586422720
maya enjoyed hides work. but hide is kill.
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why u no love gackt?
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ive been pulling this wart by hand but it keeps comin back
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>>586423100
gackt can't dance to save his life
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>>586423209
you doofus. get t frozen off by doctor
won't come back
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>>586423100
Lewdman here. Gackt is pretty cool. Loved his youtube video batsu game
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>>586423336
ok man
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>>586423387
my feet won't stop hurting. May have to go see someone about this
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>>586409039
i just don't see how people can like this. it's just so shitty
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>>586423494
Soak them? Massage machine might help?
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>>586423656
that's an opinion m8
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>>586423223
>plays piano
>plays various Japanese instruments
>can play all brass instruments/guitar
>can play drums
>beautiful androgynous looks
>can't dance to save his life
I like you, its very true, such a multitalented interesting human being, but he couldn't have everything right
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>>586422495
it should work now
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>>586423696
I got a pedicure today and the lady fucked it up I think
idk what to do
>>586423790
Maya's perfect tho
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>>586423854
it's not
ur a liar
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>>586423930
can u get ingrown toes fixed in those places?
i fixed mine but i just wanna know just in case it comes back
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>>586424066
idk I've never had an ingrown toenail
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>>586424061
it is tho
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>>586424250
I can't cum
this sucks
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>>586424288
message me at pumpkinformaya on skype then
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taking shots with your reflection bros ww@?
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>>586424311
Save your chi for later.
Going to bed got to go to jenny meeting in morn
Enjoy the night
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>>586424816
sleep right
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>>586409039
Pathetic faggot.
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>>586425018
;-; oh no what shud I do someone called me an fagget
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>>586425121
maik him lick butt
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>>586425121
You do your job, and I do mine.
That's me to call you a pathetic faggot in each thread you make, which is your job.
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>>586425240
guys should I eat more food or not I have the munchies from drinking and mayaposting
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>>586425362
I was not aware you got paid for this
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>>586425417
What the fuck else do you think pays for my god damn Hot Pockets?
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>>586425487
your mom
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>>586425554
>implying
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would it scar if i removed the wart by hand?
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>>586425641
>implying implications
in tomorrow's thread ima smear period blood on a maya cd
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>>586425689
probably
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>>586425719
And I will continue to call you the pathetic faggot that you are.
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>>586425856
k. more attention for maya threads
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>>586424456
i think you need to change your privacy settings
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>>586425979
It's what ever. I'm not here for other's attention. I'm here to directly let you know that you are a pathetic faggot with a dream that will never be fullfilled.
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>>586409039
lets see that mongoloid pussy
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i thnk my wart has a scab on top of it
idk wat to do
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>>586426109
idk if I can do that I'm pretty drunk
>>586426181
my dream is already being fulfilled soon. I get to see him again
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>>586426243
this is a guy
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