ITT: i post my 2000+ photo collection of maya and you all call me mentally ill because you can't come up with original insults.
*maya is a guy and dresses this way to make mad money off of sexually confused teenage girls
*he is the vocalist and lyricist for the band LM.C
*this is not as gay as you guys think, look at my handwriting to see why
*I have cut myself and smeared it on one of his CDs and posted it with time stamp for everyone
*I'm not a troll just really love maya
*I have met maya before, and I was not obsessed before I met him
*if you are nice to me I will draw you a picture of maya doing pretty much whatever you want
*unless I say I'm not I am probably drunk
you keep avoiding my question. why do you like me so much you keep posting in my threads?
I wish maya were here to suck on my toes and make the pain go away
you keep posting in my threads m8. no reason to do that unless you want my attention
if you wanted to post your waifu you'd make your own threads so she wouldn't be overshadowed
old jenny craig dude reporting in... smoking a fatty and still pondering mascara
dude, i don't even know who you are
glad to hear you're doing good. you know about my ticket then
what the fuck is a maya
another retard trying to make money off of psychological issues of 14 year old teenages
>this has been done many times by numerous bands who had much greater succeess than some chink
who the fuck cares about this retard?
what should I draw you dorks
I have lewd of maya draw but he's not the focus
it was requested
I wanna post it but it's 2lewd and you can't even tell it's him so I won't post it just tell youp
The final confrontation. You are to engage the Maya as a reborn legal fuck slave? Might have missed that part actually but this is my guess
>joking about suicide
I think I may have cut myself on your edge
I bought a ticket to go become Maya's waifu. I've been practicing my finishing move
none have resisted it so far
ignore them m8. they wanna be XD tough
how is your day so far?
god fucking damn I want him to fuck my mouth as hard as he can and cum all over my face
Fuck yeah I hope you get your wish.
thanks. I appreciate it.
you first <3
i was meant to go out tonight ;_;
I am and I'm so fucking turned on
ultimate doe eyed innocent girl look
powerful urge to what?
I already went out, I'm sorry you didn't get to. but maya threads are fun.
I've been an LM.C fan since I was 14 and it's kind of surreal seeing this thread..I saw them in concert in 2008 at the Crash Mansion in LA. I have bought some of their albums too..I own the yellow version of the bunny ring.
old diet dude here. Maya threads are fun. Something steady in this shitty world. If they stopped at this point I would be sad.
show you what
I have the black version, the green version,and the pink one
step up your game
I was asked to draw this
here you go you fucks
where were you for Maya's divorce? where were you when he needed your support most? not being a proper fan
there's one someone requested of him eating me out
but it doesn't show him well
what happened that you abandoned maya?
it better be good
I'd really rather not go into it and honestly I would love to patch things up with her now. I was young and stupid. I have kept up with them through the years just not as intensely as it once was.
I use to have a Maya folder too. I feel horrible now.
meh. only time I'll post this
you should feel horrible for abandoning maya
what's her name?
SATAN DOES THIS MEAN MAYA WILL EAT ME OUT?
I laughed really hard. K-pop is a rip off of j-pop
fuck my toes are so sore and I can't take meds for it cause I'm drunk
I never abandoned him, I was only moved down to the sidelines. Which is really so much worse. Watching him go through that pain but ignoring it. I'm a horrible, disgusting person.
I don't think I should give out her name. I use to go by the name Masa though, so if she's here lurking/posting, and she would know who I am, I'm REALLY sorry and I want to be friends again. I hope you can forgive me.
I dislike you if you honestly knew what he was going through and didn't even do your best to support him
what maya related thing do I draw now
in the mood for lewd
stop sitting on your ass all day and go to the gym
any other details for the request
he could have helped you through it
he could have been the light
but you fucked it up. he did it for me, he could have done t for you.
why didn't you believe?
i don't gain mass tho no matter how much i eat
He was my light but that light was shrouded in darkness and I was too weak to fight it. Instead I was a coward and ran farther away from him. I shut him out. It's my fault and I can't take any of it back. I think reaching out to that lost friend would help but I'm terrified. It's been years.
>tfw I've actually touched maya and he "accidentally" brushed my inner thigh
feels fucking fantastic but I wish he did more
Still on her friends list. I'm too scared, I'm weak, it's my fault this happened. I just realized we live about 40 minutes from eachother now. I just moved to her home state two months ago. I don't even know what to write, where to start.
"ayy baby you wanna talk about maya? I'll give you some fuck and wear a blonde wig"
what weird sexual thing once he falls for me should I ask him to do
thighs are the sexiest part of a woman
I want him to spit in my mouth
so fucking badlt
I've been trying to cum for like 10 minuets why the fuck is it taking so long
>tfw you have never posted your waifu on 4chan and never will
guys I wanna talk about maya with someone who wants to skype
Maya's been posted in /fa/, /a/, and probably other boards multiple times. and not by me. ;)
I can't do it. I'm a terrible person. I can't
She deserves better than me. I can't just walk back into her life like that.
I fucking Skyped you last thread n u never replied
not worshiping hide, he may be dead but fuck he was beautiful
you doofus. get t frozen off by doctor
won't come back
my feet won't stop hurting. May have to go see someone about this
>plays various Japanese instruments
>can play all brass instruments/guitar
>can play drums
>beautiful androgynous looks
>can't dance to save his life
I like you, its very true, such a multitalented interesting human being, but he couldn't have everything right
I got a pedicure today and the lady fucked it up I think
idk what to do
Maya's perfect tho
message me at pumpkinformaya on skype then
taking shots with your reflection bros [email protected]?
Save your chi for later.
Going to bed got to go to jenny meeting in morn
Enjoy the night
;-; oh no what shud I do someone called me an fagget