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Hey Faggots, My name is Brandon, and I hate every single one

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Brandon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my myself
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10/10
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>>586175662
not even trying, OP
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Brandong? Where you been?
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>>586175662
you look like you glued your girlfriends ass hair to your face
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you look like a faggot; your parents probably beat you; your uncles fingers have probably been up or near your butt hole (with your consent); hm the list goes on and on
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Ca$h*
Found your flaw, spelling.
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>>586175662
I am the sexiest??
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Brandon is sexy as fuck and I'd make him my boyfriend.
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>>586175662

as always the effort is astounding
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>>586178249
10/10, would fuck.
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>>586175662
I've seen this fucker for months (years?) on 4chan. I want him to know that if I ever see his face in real life, I will not hesitate to beat the living shit out of him.
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>>586175662
Seen this post with about 20 different pics... It was shit the first time
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>>586178700

and he would not hesitate to see you try Im sure
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>>586178777
Nice trips.
Wish I was there when he initially posted these.
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I'm gonna post this on /soc/
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>>586175662
You wasted time to not only go on 4chan, but to make a whole thread using a stale copypasta.
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>>586179293
>that case
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kek
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>>586179940
lel
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Why won't girls really, really, really like this image?
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>>586180065
>my mom said I was ugly
lost
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>>586175662
toast to you fine gent..
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