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Calling all suicidal anons. >Trips goes on a suicide mission

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Calling all suicidal anons.

>Trips goes on a suicide mission to North Korea to assassinate glorious leader
>Dubs has to help plan the mission
>Quads funds and supplies the mission
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ready to go
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Rollling
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Alright, I'll give it a shot.
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>>586041252
Omw already OP
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>>586041252
I will go also with singles
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>>586041504
Awh, lets go again.
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How would we get there?
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Ready for action
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twippels der wii g0
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fuckit, ive had a good run
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anyone that gets trips is a faggot
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>>586041252
i'm in
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>>586041252
Okay let's roll bitch
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where dem trips at?
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>>586042054
go to bed, kim
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dubs op is a fagzord
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Dubs plz
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>>586041252
rolling out
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>>586042200
haha op is a fagzord
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>>586042275
or not
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>>586041411
good luck annon
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>>586042255
asketh and you shall receiveth
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>>586042332
>332
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>>586041252
planning mission get
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>>586041411
>>586042255
better start planning
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ROLLIN FOR CIA FUNSING USING USS PUEBLO AS ESCAPE PLATFORM
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planning get
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>>586042524
>Suicide mission
>Escape platform
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Huh
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>>586041252
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What could go wrong
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>>586041252
rolling
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Okay
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>>586043145
You could miss dubs completely
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>>586042938
this picture amuses me
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Trips get.
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>>586041252

how about we post as a television news crew to go on exclusive interview on Dear Leader?
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Rolls
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Rollin for trips
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I guess i'll roll.
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not suicidal but want a part in this
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cock munching homo fag kim jom nom nom
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anal
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not anal
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wanking sausage biscuit
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Fuck it
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ererererer
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>instant dubs
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ROLLING TO KILL GLORIOUS LEADER
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>>586045578
faggot
>real instant dubs
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rolling for the glory of the magical beings of darkness!
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>>586041252
I would.
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yeah go on then
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>>586045664
>664
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>>586045655
sheeeit, he wrecked dem nigger. >>586045578
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If dubs i'll ask mel gibson for help
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Trip?
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we need a trip
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am kill
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>>586041252
>>586042255
Did not anticipate I'd get dubs.

>>586043611
Aren't journalists not allowed into north korea? If they are this would probably be our best cover to get into the country.
Of course that's only the beginning of it, the hard part is getting to Kim. We must smuggle either a deadly toxin, explosives, or firearms into Noth Korea; once the country is infiltrated successfully we must blend and act like a journalist crew to keep up appearances, everyone involved must have their own assumed identity and play their part better than L. Ron Hubbard played the scientolgists. The plan to actually kill Kim Jong Un will be determined by our method of choice. Escape would be nice but it's probably impossible since you'll have massive retaliation at the death of Un. The best way of escape might be by air but it's unlikely to have much of a chance to enter and leave korean airspace unnoticed and unscathed.
But I know you brave men will lay down your lives for this noble job. Do us proud.
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I'll do it
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>>586046254
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I got this shit man.
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I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
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I'll do it.
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>>586042938
Kim 2.0 looking at stuff..."Yes, that is definitely my king size barrel of anal lube."
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I'll do it for Murcia.
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>>586046666
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TRIP
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>>586046666
M
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I will do it.
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>>586041252
i is kil
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>>586046488
Dubs
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>>586046624
Dubs.
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>>586046566
Fucking dubs.
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I got my nuke ready and armed
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I'm impressed no one got trips yet
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>>586047307
done
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>>586047358
faggot. done.
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>>586047411
Done. Faggot
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>>586047463
Ha. Faggot. Done.
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>>586047463
Fagdone.
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>>586045499
>>586046254
In order to get to kim we need to find a skilled basketball player who must also be kims friend hide a bomb in the basketball.. bada boom
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>>586047565
>>586047563
Faggots. Done. Now give up.
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Ken-sama reporting for duty
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Done.
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ready to roll
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everyone else is shit, best plan belongs to me.

requires:
shoe polish
money to rent a private jet
maybe some weapons, not necessarily required

>successfully crowdsource, with blatant lies, enough to hire a private jet for a trip to north korea (and back, if you're lucky).
>board jet
>use shoe polish to dress yourself up in blackface.
>arrive in north korea
>ayy yo, kim, it's yo bud dennis rodman boiie
>go off in private with kim

and here's where the plot splits in two:

1.
>have hardcore gay sex with him as is the norm for dennis rodman when visiting north korea
>brutally facefuck the dictator of north korea
>choke him with your cock
>DNR

or 2.
>vanilla kill the dictator of north korea
>strip him off and shove a candlestick up his asshole to make it look like he was getting into gay shit
>sneak back to the jet
>fly home
>see what hits the news
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trip get.
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>>586047645
Ha. You're are closet pedofile. Faggot.
Done.
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fdsdfsdsf
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trips done, roll on quad/
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get quads
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>>586047584
I say we get Yao Ming, he seems cool enough to lull Un into a false sense of security then ... KaBlewy.
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Obama coming to help
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>>586047930
Kill yourself nigger.
Done.
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P.S. >>586047930
Faggot.
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roll nigga
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if i quads i upload vid of me choking on dick
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I rike it
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Fug it
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>>586048221
Done faggots, move on.
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>>586048221
so crose
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