Calling all suicidal anons.
>Trips goes on a suicide mission to North Korea to assassinate glorious leader
>Dubs has to help plan the mission
>Quads funds and supplies the mission
ROLLIN FOR CIA FUNSING USING USS PUEBLO AS ESCAPE PLATFORM
Did not anticipate I'd get dubs.
Aren't journalists not allowed into north korea? If they are this would probably be our best cover to get into the country.
Of course that's only the beginning of it, the hard part is getting to Kim. We must smuggle either a deadly toxin, explosives, or firearms into Noth Korea; once the country is infiltrated successfully we must blend and act like a journalist crew to keep up appearances, everyone involved must have their own assumed identity and play their part better than L. Ron Hubbard played the scientolgists. The plan to actually kill Kim Jong Un will be determined by our method of choice. Escape would be nice but it's probably impossible since you'll have massive retaliation at the death of Un. The best way of escape might be by air but it's unlikely to have much of a chance to enter and leave korean airspace unnoticed and unscathed.
But I know you brave men will lay down your lives for this noble job. Do us proud.
everyone else is shit, best plan belongs to me.
money to rent a private jet
maybe some weapons, not necessarily required
>successfully crowdsource, with blatant lies, enough to hire a private jet for a trip to north korea (and back, if you're lucky).
>use shoe polish to dress yourself up in blackface.
>arrive in north korea
>ayy yo, kim, it's yo bud dennis rodman boiie
>go off in private with kim
and here's where the plot splits in two:
>have hardcore gay sex with him as is the norm for dennis rodman when visiting north korea
>brutally facefuck the dictator of north korea
>choke him with your cock
>vanilla kill the dictator of north korea
>strip him off and shove a candlestick up his asshole to make it look like he was getting into gay shit
>sneak back to the jet
>see what hits the news
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