Ooh, I was waiting for this shit my niggers.
/b/ random, therefore no such thing as a wrong/right thread.
Where'd this guy go?
How ironic and fitting that a cringe thread got taken over by beta cringeworthy faggots?
I'm continuing because I don't really give a shit what some random people on the internet think as long as I'm not really doing anything that's actually against some sort of rules. <3
How does being a sad mentally ill faggot feel?
is anyone on /b/ straight? I mean truly straight no traps or anything?
>I'm continuing because I don't really give a shit what some random people on the internet think
I wasn't against you posting but your logic trying to justify doing it is the most cringe worthy thing in this thread.
I personally am put off by traps just because of how they act. For people who emphasize that they're feminine MEN, they embody the worst of the female human condition. All of the smileys and emoticons, playing coy, they're just horribly damaged people that act out the worst aspects of women.
squirrels are weird. I'm fancy myself more catlike. The features are more... suiting.
It's just some asshole troll-wanna-be trying to stir shit up between the Gfurs and everyone else.
>Happens all the time.
IT IS, BUT I WISH I COULD FUCKING DRAW LIKE THAT. I, I WOULDN'T WASTE IT ON MOTHERFUCKING FURRY PORN. I'D DRAW AMAZING THINGS.
WITH THE SPARK OF GOD'S CREATIVITY IN MY FUCKING HANDS, I"D CREATE ALL DAY.
The grand majority of them are.
Seriously, the way they type alone makes you want to fucking punch their teeth down their throat. They act like giddy, self-absorbed teenage girl attention whores.
Conversations are either about money, if you find them attractive (regardless of being informed that you have no interest in them), feeling unattractive/depressed/suicidal, how you're a massive bigot (despite your "not my life, not my business" attitude), and then usually back to money, rinse and repeat.
I don't see anything truly cringeworthy in this thread. Mostly it's all just sad/pathetic people doing sad/pathetic things with their sad/pathetic lives for sad/pathetic reasons because of sad/pathetic mental disorders created by sad/pathetic parents who raised them with sad/pathetic parenting skills after living sad/pathetic lives of their own.
Mmmph, fuck, those stockings are giving me quite the erection. How are you, little critter... Do you like that you're making my lewd dick harder with how those stockings accentuate your pretty little legs and plump thighs, you naughty little beast? Mmm, ooooh, yeah, you're making me rock hard baby... Why don't you put those luscious furry lips of yours to good use, like a good cocksucker...
*Steadies a hand over his zipper and pulls it down before unfastening his pants to release his bulging throbbing dick from their hold*
They are over exaggerated versions of girls. I'm sure there are some exceptions to this, but I've seen none. As far as being physically attracted to them, any cute/innocent trait they may display outwardly is instantly overcome by terrible personality. Ever had anal sex with a girl? There is no difference with traps. Asses feel like asses.
I can tolerate everything from gore to gay furries but this goes straight off the fucking autism charts, Jesus fucking Christ this is fucked up
Exactly this, brother.
I can stand gays, but I've never once met a well-behaved trap. They are without a doubt worse than women. They overplay that cuteness and innocence to a manipulative and even entirely blatantly fake degree.
They're not even people. They're just facades.
Yeah, I honestly prefer working with lesbians, even the hardcore dykes, over straight girls any day. I don't mind gay guys, we're kind of opposite ends of the spectrum, so interactions rarely occur. But they have been average to pleasant when they do. I feel bad for traps, they're just insanely unhappy people, but no amount of support helps when it's unwanted.
The problem is that traps think that they're happy when a lot of their threads specifically outline their psychological shortcomings as part of their fetishes, almost as if they enjoy the pain by being reminded that they're lesser than men, that they're broken little bitch boys or something. That and they try so hard to fit into that niche "animesque" thing of being feminine men on a site dedicated to anime, which has a lot of trappish, feminine men in it. They're just, at their core, broken sorts of people.
They revel in their damage.
The Ebolafaggots on /pol/ were some of the cringiest faggots ever. Nothing topped that shit. A bunch of faggots dressed up in PPE and proceeded to sit in a circle and hold hands and pray around a fucking picture of Ebola-chan for a fucking picture. That's how you know you are desperate for fucking validation.
I'm rather be Straight edge than a mindles sheep shallowing everyting socieyty feed us ;) its every individual choice to say fuck smoking, drugs & alcohol if they decide 2 stay clean accept it if they decide 2 get fucked every weekend with alcohol & stuff so be it ;) but dont judge someone if u dont know the reason someone turns Straight Edge ;)
i get that we all have different sexual desires. but the whole furry thing is not normal, there is nothing natural or normal about a guy beating off to a cartoon featuring gay humanoid dog/cat people.
Gay's one thing but have you seen some of those straight furry babes?
Some of THEM are fucking HAWT! Maybe it's because they're drawn with such unrealistically perfect bodies? You don't see real women like that. Maybe that's the fascination that so many have for it.
If they're not hurting anyone who gives a fuck, anyway?
I hate furries but I'll admit some of the females are drawn too well to turn a blind eye to. I wish more human anime shit was drawn like that, rather than child porn or excessively huge features that are too ridiculous to fap to (I count that shit as comedy, to be honest).
Okay, honestly! Who, among you, would NOT tear that up if it had a bag over its head?
I'll bet some of you are going hnnnnngggggg at the sight of that pic! Betcha!
Faps to pone. Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Honestly to each their own but I just don't see the turn-on of sexualized cartoon characters from a show meant for five year old girls.
Well drawn bodies. That's the appeal.
I have to totally agree about the basketball boobed and loli anime pron pics. I mean, c'mon! That shit don't make no sense.
why has this turd into a fur fag thread? you people are scum why cant you be normal or at least pretend to be, you make me fucking sick all of you. I have more respect for pedos than you sick fucks
Anyone got the one where the family is sitting down at the dinner table looking real disappointed with their son (cameraman), he pans over to his waifu on a tv screen to his left them smeers the screen with mashed taters?
It's funny, in the actual anime series, the girls get perfectly drawn and proportionate bodies (in non-hentai and non-ecchi anime anyway) and that's what's appealing. You go look for some R34 and all of a sudden they're fucking ODing on female hormones with tits the size of a fucking fitness ball. At least those furry bastards know a female body.
But, ITT it's pre-pubescent fanbois with insane artistic skills doing the gymundo boob'd girls. Either that or an artist who also happens to love the lulz and does it for shits and giggles.
You, my good man, are in error. I can happily tell you that I am, in no way, mentally retarded even to the slightest degree. Perhaps you should rethink your position on this matter. Good day sir!
>(You just read this in a Peter Griffin voice.)
Okay, if Quenton Tarentino got totally wasted on quaaludes, speed, alcohol and weed he MIGHT make a film like that!
>Cheered when Autist said, "this is the last one".
Funny but cringeworthy?!
I wasn't criticizing OP, fagot, I was criticizing who ever wrote that. The writer hates furries, or at least wants you to, and is making what has to be described as a pretty good fiction to get you there. Only a gullible fool would believe most of what he said (they older people, the parents?, do look pretty ashamed/embarrassed).
And nobody would bother if he was meth/weedfuck.
Why do you hate those pamperchus so hard? They are dumb, but harmless.
Something truly cringeworthy
>Be lurking in Sfur thread (I don't fap to it, I just like the art.)
>Zoofag starts posting about fucking his cat IRL.
>Be me asking how do you fuck a fucking cat?!
>Zoofag says it's like fisting a real woman irl, just takes time and practice.
>Almost cringe myself into a coma!
>Pic related: mfw
But there's no fucking bag over her head, and even if there was it would only remind me of how fucking ugly was.
I know being autistic is hard, especially since you can't work with what's implied, but please shut the fuck up you Goddamn niggerloving autistic faggot.
>tie it up
>fuck it like the pig it wants to be treated like
>afterwards I'd say Im getting coffee and Ill until it after
>Go to garage
>grab hammer, saw, hunting knife and bags
>go back to bedroom, see he's relaxed and appears to be sleeping
>crack the hammer down onto his legs while muffling his screams with a pillow
>Begin smashing his knees in, than his hands and fingers
>it's okay if I miss. I'll still hit his body
>place a blanket over his body so he doesnt go into shock and die
>use the knife the slice the flesh on his fingers and arms
>rub salt on the open wounds. Need to keep it fresh and time is wasting now
>pry his mouth open and slice his tounge into pieces with the knife
>no more noises.
>begin cutting up his body. I'll hang it in the garage over some plastic to let it loosen up and get the blood out
If some fucking fag is going to act like a pig Im going to cut him up like one
Fuck off kid, it's an asshole and you like men. Keep being ironic, sarcastic, defensive, passive-aggressive, I don't give a shit about your ego just take it somewhere else like cmon