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Which pill would you /b/ros pick?

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Which pill would you /b/ros pick?
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>>585891831
Orange pill, also how long do the effects last?
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this isnt real
were getting trolled
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>>585891831
Pink pill is really all I want.
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>>585892731
As long as you live.
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Grey, empty out ATMs until I'm thoroughly satisfied.
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>>585893635
But think about it. Hold their hand, lose interest. Kiss, hug, snuggle, whatever. Gotta friggin double tap them.
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I would pick the orange pill, go on a month long skill mastering spree and become super human
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>>585894009
I like how you think.
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>>585894127
10/10
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Yellow.
no green.........no wait black........OK Yellow then I turn your mind off and steal all your pills.
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>>585891831
id take em all at the same time
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>>585894012
I don't think that touching them at all deactivates it, just that you have the ability to turn it off by touching them.
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Orange.
Id finally be popular.
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>>585894656
That or blue
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>>585894416
Holy shit I can't even imagine
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>>585894012
>run around slapping everyone in the face then running away
>everyone loves you
>put on suit that covers whole body so nobody touches you back
> enjoy amazing life
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>>585894512
Fair enough.
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>>585894816
lol me neither

would b cash doe
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>>585894416
rip
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>>585895021
LMFAO
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>>585891831
Black
if i can see what going to happen, i'll have everything i ever wanted.
>love
>money
>friends
>maybe a useful body
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>choose black pill
>can see every winning lottery number
>legendary stock master
>never lose a wager
>can literally prevent disasters and become a international hero
>jews cannot touch me
>can prevent my own demise
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>>585895021
Green Man was always prepared
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>>585895757
This is exactly what I was thinking when I typed it
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>>585895757
general choice thread?
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blue
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>>585891831
none, I don't do drugs
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>>585895994
Oh, and I'd pick pink, and go Green Man on this.
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>>585895630
but with natural disasters and the like the Skywalker problem will pop up. Will the future you're seeing come to pass because you're trieing to prevent it or not?
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blue. explore the world, and when I get bored of that, become the ultimate soldier of fortune, being that I'm immune to physical harm, and could stealthily teleport/fly to any targeted area.
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>not orange

Picking up girls is a skill
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>>585896339
Mainly so I'd touch all the females, and have all the guys witness them snuggling up and trying to get the green D.
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>tfw no-one of then kill you
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>>585896576
I don't think you'll be able to cause a tsunami or hurricane, that's not a part of seeing the future.
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>>585891831
Orange Pill; Become a master of war, and help Kim Jong-un take over the U.S.
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>>585891831
Yellow because I'm kind of voyeuristic. I can see them get fucked in their minds and then turn their body off and use it.
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>>585895021
implying not having sex is amazing
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>>585897020
Being a master of warfare does not guarantee victory.
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>>585896576
I believe the multiverse theory lets ylu change the future *tips fedora*
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yellow and then take over the world.
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>>585891831
anyone who doesn't pick blue is a faggot
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>>585897252
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There's no pill to become an observer entity? Dissapoint.

Grey pill.
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>>585897161
>condoms
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Black pill

I'll be able to see what time to post to always get dubs, trips, quads, and all the other legendary post numbers
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>>585897580
Teleporting is the only nice power but it doesn't protect you from unexpected events like car accidents or disease
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>>585897846
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>>585898292
What if you look over and see it and tele out of the car?
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>>585891831
Hard to pick between yellow, orange, and red.

But yellow.
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blue pill
i can post forever and teleport to the shitter or the fridge to stay alive also permanent erection will work better then gay ass pink pill

srsly who picks pink pill
>touch = love touch again = no love
imagine having sex and everytime you thrust her shell change her mind about you
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>>585899082
and dont even start on condoms you cant have sex without touching your partner even if you wear a condom you wizards

>full latex suit

have fun not feeling a darn thing
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>>585899082
see above about the pink pill*
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>>585891831

Blue, obviously. I can go anywhere and never be injured by physical things. The only thing anyone can do to stop me is use poison or give me a disease, so I'd have time to fight back even if it would definitely kill me in days (radiation poisoning, for example).

Any other choice is retarded.
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Every self-respecting competitive human being would choose orange.
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>>585901700

Why master anything by being a lazy faggot and taking a pill when you could be practically immortal and be able to fly, swim and teleport without risk? You've got all the time in the world to master shit because AGING is a physical danger. BOOM.
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>>585900952
Poison and disease are also technically "physical" things.
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>>585891831
Where's the one of these but it was dildo's instead of pills? Asking for a friend
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>Inb4 Pink pill is for kissless beta virgins.

I'd go with Blue Pill and steal all the things.
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>>585891831
>Orange pill
>Master pill making/pharmacist
>make other pills
>take them
>profit???
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>>585891831

orange pill

would be great to be the next billy joel!
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>>585902673
...OP here.... Nigga I don't know. I ain't into that gay stuff.
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>>585902493

So Blue Pill is actually immortality pill, because anything that can kill a human is actually a physical condition. No brain degeneration, no cancers, no aging, no liver damage, no diabetes...

Blue Pill Master Race reporting in.
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>>585891831
Black pill. Easy.
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I'd take the Black Pill and go to CERN and basically create a closed loop of infinite knowledge, giving them a months worth of pertinent research data immediately, seeing what they do with that data in a month and refining the process until I create God
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>>585899082
"Can" turn it off.
Can >implying there's a choice of whether you do it or not.

You're not king Midas, it's chill.
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>>585891831
if i can turn the minds back "on" and reverse the comas afterwards, then yellow
pink, gren and orange are shit
all else are fairly good
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>>585891831
Yellow pill seems best check em
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>>585891831
>Black pill
>win the lottery
>????
>Profit
gonna bump with my choice pics soon
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>black
>look at stocks that will sky-rocket in 1 months time
>?
>profit

>orange is also godly
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>>585904519
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>>585891831
Orange Pill.

Now I can do what ever I like.
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>>585905225
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>>585891831
I would down the bottle and become god
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>>585905471

>You're a great martial artist
>I slap you in the face
>mfw Blue Pill Master Race
>let you fruitlessly use your human fighting skills on my immortal body
>stab you in the neck

"Now who's doing whatever they like?"
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>>585905645
Who would choose anything other than fly unless they're 13 and choose the drugs one?
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>>585891831
this one is tough. black is insane good but id go with the fun option, blue.
>>585905645
purple here. green is tempting as fuck tho
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>>585905225
Pimp knight, rolling for 3d6 hoes

rolled a 13 noice
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>>585906016
purple is basicly a transportation , nothing else.
awesome, but if you look at it its only a transportation. green on the other hand, fucking with brain chemistry with no side effects. awesome.
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>>585891831
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>>585906869
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>>585906016
Poster of that image here
>not choosing drugs
>the syringes count as drugs
>you can become roided as fuck, have near-super-human abilities, rarely have a need for eating and sleeping and can use recreational drugs at will with no damage or side effects
>implying 13 year olds wouldn't choose the option to fly so they can get caught and experimented on or hit a power line
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stop the anime trash
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>Gotta be green.
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>>585905991
But I am master ninja assassin you can't resist my GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL
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>>585891831
Obviously Yellow
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>>585907636

>you attack me with Glorious Nippon Steel
>physical danger
>mfw Blue Pill Master Race
>I pick you up and carry you into the sky, then drop you from above the cloud line

"Have a nice fall, fag!"

>go home and fuck your gf
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>>585894127
Take orange pill, master ability to create orange pills
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>>585891831
Why would anyone not choose the Blue Pill its fuckin Flying..
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>>585907060
Ryan
it came down to him, ali or hemesh
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>>585891831
blue

>>585905645
purple

>>585906798
>>585906869
>>585906917
>>585906965
>>585907024
i love that guy

>>585907060
hemish. i would fucking love a gay middle eastern best friend with a ton of movies that becomes a goofy douche when he's drunk
or frank. frank's a cool guy for the most part
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>>585891831
Securitization played a part in the credit crisis that started in 2007. Tranches were created from subprime mortgages and new tranches were then created from these tranches. The origins of the crisis can be found in the US housing market. The US government was keen to encourage home ownership. Interest rates were low. Mortgage brokers and mortgage lenders found it attractive to do more business by relaxing their lending standards. Securitization meant that the investors bearing the credit risk were not usually the same as the original lenders. Rating agencies gave AAA ratings to the senior tranches that were created. There was no shortage of buyers for these AAA-rated tranches because their yields were higher than the yields on other AAA-rated securities. Banks thought the ‘‘good times’’ would continue and, because compensation plans focused their attention on short-term profits, chose to ignore the housing bubble and its potential impact on some very complicated products they were trading.
House prices rose as both first-time buyers and speculators entered the market. Some mortgages had included a low ‘‘teaser rate’’ for two or three years. After the teaser rate ended, there was a significant increase in the interest rate for many borrowers. Unable to meet the higher interest rate they had no choice but to default. This led to foreclosures and an increase in the supply of houses be sold. The price increases between 2000 and 2006 began to be reversed. Speculators and others who found that the amount owing on their mortgages was less than the value of their houses (i.e., they had negative equity) defaulted. This accentuated the price decline.
Banks are paying a price for the crisis. New legislation and regulation will reduce their profitability. For example, capital requirements are being increased, liquidity requirements are being introduced, OTC derivatives are being more carefully regulated, and new taxes have been introduced.
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>>585891831
pink all the fuckin way
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>>585907060
Hemish because I know I am going to like all his gay music anyway and I can eat anything.

I could basically just take on dishes as a chore and do my own laundry. Also qtp2t girlfriends to hook up with.
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>>585908639

also we could banter when his music is too loud and you never have to worry about him eating your food
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>>585895630
>become a prophet
>get crusified because human are silly and afraid
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>>585908281
But I can master any human skill so I masters the art of levitation yoga and I can fly now.
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>>585891831
>Make any person love you
>Love
This one
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Green pill
Smoke weed wit m8s
Turn into dog
Watch them trip shit
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>>585909079

>implying humans can levitate
>implying I don't just carry your ass into the depths of the ocean and leave you there
>mfw you have died twice

"Psssh... nothing personnel... kid...."
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grey pill...
generate infinite energy at the my touch
Literally just solved the worlds energy crisis
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>>585907060
Poster here
Janet because of guaranteed dream job I guess
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>>585891831
blue
>>585905645
pink

teleport + imortality

become a fucking god
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Ggoy
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>>585909803

>hear news about some Grey Pill fag being a little whiteknight bitch
>mfw Blue Pill Master Race
>I fly to your location
>you take a swing, I don't even move to avoid it because it's a physical danger
>I teleport into your body and tear you apart from the inside
>not injured because physical danger

"Nice entrails! Can't wait to feed them to your gf while I'm fucking her!"

>fly home and feed your gf your entrails while I pound her brown
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>>585907060
I am torn between Janet and Ryan

Ryan because i like solitude and beer

Janet because i like free food and video games
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>>585909333
At least check my trips
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>>585909333

Trips denied on counts of faggotry
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>>585894127
Lose interest in everything you love. Ultimately end up killing yourself a few years in because all aspirations you had for your life are gone
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>>585910508
Fuck off you cancerous retard, you're ruining my thread.
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>>585909333
Check em
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Black pill is kill

I'll choose mustard pill
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>>585911558
>௵
What's with that file name?
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>>585911174

>hear OP does not accept Blue Pill Master Race status
>mfw Blue Pill Master Race
>teleport to where you're posting from
>grab you, teleport into an active volcano
>not injured because it's a physical danger
>hold your body in my arms as it disintegrates

"Now that's a spicy meatball!"

>go home and sprinkle your ashes on your mamma's homemade spagetti
>"where DID you get this incredible spice Blue Pill Master Race? Please use my anus as your spunk cave".
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>>585891831
wheres the pill to kill all degenerates
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obviously the only one thats practical

the black one. check the lottery numbers ahead of time and win money and live comfortably.

2nd choice would be the pink one but its worded like you touch them and they love you and they will love you only if you dont ever touch them again... which is lame
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>>585912399
lol, I've already posted black for lottery
and it's if you want them to stop loving you
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>>585912399

>hear Black Pill douche has won the lottery
>mfw Blue Pill Master Race
>teleport to your location
>murder you with the sharp end of your daddy's cock
>steal giant lottery cheque

"Thanks for the memories!"

>go home and burn the cheque because I already teleport into banks on the regular to pick up $10,000 in small bills
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>>585912322
yellow pill, learn to read (minds)
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