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I have a fake kik of a hot girl, let's have some fun with

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I have a fake kik of a hot girl, let's have some fun with betas hey /b/?
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Shoe on head
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>>585852935
A good start anon though I have something far more evil planned
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sooo, you gonna send me a dick pic or what?
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The bait has been set Bros...
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>>585854326
Nice
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Its beginning to fall into place
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>>585854326
Ask him for pic of his ass say u like men with nice butts kek
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>>585852767
DUDE I KNOW THIS LESBIAN ON KIK WE MIGHT GET NUDES
2000tat
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>>585855027
see if he would get a little gay for some pics
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I have a confession to make. I've watched you in the halls at the academy for some time now..giving all the girls your best smile..your most flattering lines. Well, I've also seen you get shot down..but you always get right back up. I've always admired it. I guess what I'm trying to say is..I love you. I don't know..maybe I thought I would prove something to myself if I told you..but maybe I just wanted you to love me too..would you take me out this Valentine's day? Is that too much? Would you hold me while it's raining?..I just wish that I could put it in to words how much you mean to me..maybe we could go to the shore and make love..you'd be my first..what do you say?
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sharpie in pooper in exchange for nudes
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>>585855263
This
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>>585855226
Alright while we wait for fag #1 to reply let's try this dyke how should I say I found her kik?
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>>585855313
this
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>>585855752
You were looking for a friend on kik but then her name came up and you liked the pic
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Stop being a faggot and using /b/ as an excuse to talk to men and get pictures of them.

/thread/
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>>585856071
REKT
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its gotta be a shoe, no sandle bullshit
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Dyke and fag #1 aren't replying let's do this neck beard
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>>585856819
How old are u hun
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>>585855027
send him a dick pic
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Also the dyke is now replying
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Come on Bros let's do this
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Bump. Get that booty pic OP
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Bump with killa pick up line
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>>585858118
This is brilliant xD
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>>585858118
Sharpie in pooper
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Its happening
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>>585858365
ebinnn
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>>585858365
Pick a number for replies nigga
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OP POST THIS SHIT AND GAURANTEE YOURSELF A PUSSY TONIGHT.

>I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.
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>>585858834
Im fucking dying
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:oooo fug
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>>585858930

Beta as fuck
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>>585858930

kill yourself
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>>585858930
Dont listen OP your doing fine already
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>>585858834
No paste no puss
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Thank you based fake camera, op knows his shit you're all in safe hands
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>>585859378
Good shit op now say no toothpaste no pussy ;)
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>>585859378
op when our done and dusted link them the thread
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>>585859378
How u do the fake camera ?
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>>585859564
Or red sauce or sommet, make him have sex with food xD
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OP shall deliver
>>585859719
Its an app and you need an older version of kik
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>>585859829
Op is god
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>>585859719
maybe it is op?
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>>585859984
We can dream
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>>585859786
Yes. Sex with food.
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>>585859829
What is the app called?
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>>585859564
Haha yeah, I'm asking cause I'm from Bulgaria and we pretty much use similar utensils/plates and the food aswell
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are we being trolled by a hot Op?
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>>585860205
Banta
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>>585860205
We could be either way op is god
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>>585860358
Will he deliver? Tense moment
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OMG OP score!
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>>585860358
Oh shit
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dis gon b gud
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>>585860598
Yup
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>>585860475

kill yourself
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>>585860358
How do we know it's not just another fake account op made ?
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Waiting on them both...
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Oh boy is this great!!!!
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>>585859378
>>585859829
>>585860358
How do they not realise that phone is old as sin?
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>>585860662
Op hurry him up say you have to go soon and he won't get noods
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op here. mothrrfucker isnt replying... spiderman thread now pls
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>>585860707
not if youre a mexican kik goddess
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>>585860640
Get fucked skrub
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to Deliver or not to deliver? that´s the question
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>>585860924
fuck off
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>>585860924
kill yourself
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>>585860924
Great bait
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>>585860924
You spiderman fags are the worst...
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>>585860924
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>>585861173
Fuuuaarrrk bros
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>>585861173
Troll it's from gallery ask for camera
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>>585861173
not sure if that's a good ass, or bad ass...
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>>585861173
>>585861295
Hope you have a fake tit pic to trade with her
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>>585861173
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>>585861295
Didn't she say the mirror is too small? She isn't even using one to take the picture, her foot is on another mirror that doesn't look small at all
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>>585861295
Terrible pic. See if you can get her to take one on hands and knees or a pic of spread pussy. Ty in advanced based anon.
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>>585861381
its looks like a huge shaven ballsack
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>>585861359
i agree, also ask for more front.
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>>585861381

It's a really weird shape...
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>>585860924
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>>585861295
That's a guy 100%
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>>585861295
Why is it so misshapen though?
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>>585858365
>Lol I"m actually bi but I lean more towards girls
MFW this is basically every female on the East/West coast
>Fuck the heartland
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>>585861173
shes trolling
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>>585861295
Weak ass, probably not fake though. Why would someone fake such an average ass
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>>585861802
I'm thinking the same thing anon.
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>>585852767
rob schneider
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Dude, tell her you wanna see her asshole.
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>>585861878
Nah bro that's only when you hit on them that they say they lean more towards girls.
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>>585861802
Hot
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3 decides hurry uo
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Whatever shows over with that how, back to the pasting
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>>585862112
Send a pic in good favor, loosen him up
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>>585862383
annnnd you´re done
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>>585862112
Remind me again why you are trying to get a picture of this guys cock when there is a girl willing to send you nudes to share with us? Seriously anon don't turn this thread shit. Get more from that filthy little tramp.
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>>585862383
lol she got smart
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>>585862383
>>585862383
>>585862383
>>585862383
PS PS PS, COME ON FAGGETS CONTRIBUUUTTTE
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>>585862383
Someone shop the picture
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>>585860924
I can fix this
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>>585862383
you better be a photoshop master
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ask for tits vag SOMETHING
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>>585862383
someone shop her name writen on the mirror or somethin
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She's on to us. Do we give up?
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>>585862109
Every girl I know says this. They say time and time again that men just can't compete.
>MFW I know they mean I just can't compete.
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>>585862906
Fuck no, spoderman is with you nigguh
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>>585862383
o sheeeiit she's a wise one
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>>585862383
write it on your hand and send her that. tell her you couldn't find paper. Maybe it will work if she's stupid enough
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>>585857798
nigga you are a genious
>why didnt i think of that
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>>585863021
Easy fix op upload a picture her of the girl u used so I can shop the name
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>>585862906
Yep, if anyone knows some over lesbo we can try again in the mean time this kid is begging for nudes...
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>>585863197
Might work
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>>585863197
try this op, not a bad idea
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>>585863246
Share your fake pics, so people can start to get ready to shop names if needed
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>>585863200
Shop on the tit? Worth a try
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>>585862383
If you have a pic of her holding anything like paper i might be able to shoop it.
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>>585862989
Fuck this though man. If you act like a man, be a bit mean, not too sensitive, then girls are like "Oh my GF just gets me though, they listen, they're sweet bla bla fucking blah, everything a girl is. But if a guy acts like that, then they're not manly and the girl doesn't want them.

All the things girls are attracted to in a girl they don't actually want from a guy because if a guy acts that way he's just too sensitive or beta or whatever the fuck they want to label it as.
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>>585863460
someone shop this
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>>585863625
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>>585863557
I don't

What the fuck Haha that was easy
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>>585860972

kill yourself
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>>585863197
c'mon OP try it
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Kekd
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>>585863755
Get fucked skrub
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holy shit man... this fucker actually did it...
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Check em!!!!!!!!!!
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>>585863746
Toppest of keks op send link to thread lmaoo
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>>585863746

nigga thats crescent fresh
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>>585863746
Looks like hair removal cream.
Also why is he dick so fucking dark?
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>>585863746
You gonna pay up?
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>>585857798
You got this OP
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>>585863746
oh god
BetaFag:1
My Sides: out of orbit
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>>585863746
lol what a dumbass, sharpie in pooper now
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>>585863746
lmao op you are crowned kik of the kekkles. Send him the link to the thread lmao
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>>585864173
Op this
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>>585864173
No shut up faggot
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>>585863746
kekistan
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>>585864173
Do it op plz
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>>585864173
Do it OP
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you have to send him the link
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>>585864173
Kek I wish we could see his reaction
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>>585864129
Lets be fair though if a girl who looked like OPS picture told you shed show you her gash if you put toothpaste on your cock, you'd fuck a tube of toothpaste in a heartbeat.
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>>585864369
Get him to cover his man boobs in tomato sauce
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>>585852767
DUDE KIK THIS CRAZY FUCKING INDIAN KID HIS REACTIONS ARE FUNNY AS FUCK rinkal.mankotia
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>>585864389
kek me too mang thats why i want hi to send it
>>585864277
fuck off
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>>585864437
thats a good point.
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>>585864277
Nigger lover
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I sent the other guy the link waiting for response
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OP SEND THE GUY THE LINK DAMMIT
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>>585864667
Kek
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>>585864437
oh god yeah especially since im autistic as fuck when it comes to shit like that
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>>585864437
I'd also fuck a hotpocket.
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>>585864681
Hahahahhaha
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>>585864071
>a sharpie
>and a shoe
nigga slow down your gonna scare the timid betas
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>>585864681
op try the nam in hand thing
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>>585864681
kekophilia. say it op say it
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>>585864681
Didn't show face, smart.
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>>585864571

kill yourself
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>>585864681
bwahahaha
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>>585864681
10/10
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>>585864893
Kill yourself
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>Inb4 random anon makes another thread thinking this is real.
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>>585864681
"Animals do the funniest things: Ape edition"
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he's dumb enough to believe kekophilia
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Kik this kid that goes to my school, no girls talk to him. He'd do weird shot for nudes in a heartbeat Omgega90
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>>585852767
>you wan stick ya bloogle in mah shlongle?
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>>585864992
that would be tippest of keks
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>>585861173
ask fr more and post the link :A
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>>585865036
Gold lmaooo
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>>585855313
Reroll
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>>585865036
fuking kek op
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>>585865050
Quit lying it's probably you
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>>585865036
Omg you actually asked him to do the ketchup, you boos
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>>585865036
lmfao i'm gone
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>>585865036
C'mon man you didn't have to shit on him so hard.. It was all good fun but do you really have to try and rub it in?
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>>585864681
ask for one with his face, I need this.
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>>585863686
I act like that though. They've basically said that they prefer girls in bed "because they know what I want", as if they haven't fucked a guy inbetween thier relationships with girls. I don't back down when someone insults me, and I'm sociable and nobody fucks with me because I'm friends with most people. If I would describe myself with one word it'd be average.
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>>585858118
Sharpie in pooper!
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That guy is probably reading this thread right now lmao hey faggit your a virgin bitch
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>>585865276
Yeah I'd give my kik on /b .....
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>>585865352
yeah i guess so.
>inb4 moralfags
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>>585865352
This has to be b8
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>>585865511
HAHAHAH
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>>585865511
Tothpaste fuckah haha xD
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>>585858930
Only good for Reroll responses
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Howabout this for the les? her name on the tit?
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>>585865352
But thats the funniest part
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>>585865818
perfect.
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Hey toothpastfag, reply, let us know your beta ass is here.
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How do we tell him?
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>>585865352
>>585865352
Yeah OP leave the rubbing in to these faggots with their toothpaste.
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Op this lesbo might send nudes she plays hard to get though Kik:jassyjay321
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>>585865818
omg.. you did it.
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>>585865818
YES
"I didn't have any paper on me ;)"
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>>585865881
Beta as fuck
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>>585865818
Way to go
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>>585858930
Being this beta
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>>585865881
tell him every person has a special place to for a sharpies
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op here. im going to open a new thread tomorrow. bye folks
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>>585861295
>inb4 it's an OP from another thread pretending to be bi also.
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Been lurking for a while. This thread... OP is a good.
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>>585865818
this
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>>585865881
Ok... I know this is a bit weird... lol
But It woudl be really hot if u put it in ur butthole, and send me the pic. Pls, I'm so close to finishing
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>>585866123
fucking every time
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>>585866123
Kill yourself
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>>585866123
Shut up nigger
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>>585863095
why so much spiderman samefagging anon?
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>>585865818
You lad! Waiting for her response
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>>585865881
just tell him to shove it up his poop chute
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>>585866123
How do we know is really OP?
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>>585865881
ask him to write your name with the sharpie, but with his ass because it's a test for his hip muscles or something like that? but let him pic the sharpie in his pooper as proof he did it
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Good call.
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>>585861878
my gf leans more towards girls. I'm a dude.
>inb4 dick or gtfo
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>>585866267
Op kik this lesbo KIK: jassyjay321
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>>585866316
Op posts with new screenshots
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>>585866316
Tell him to write your name on his tit to prove it,
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>>585864173
Do et
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>>585866316
Its not me ignore the fag!!!
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>>585866495
kek
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Tell him to imagine it's your finger because you're into that kind of shit
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>>585852767
nigger charge your tablet
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>>585866267
i thought you sent her a white ass already
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>>585865440
I hate that shit. If girls know what girls want in bed and guys don't, then why doesn't the girl just fucking tell her guy what she likes. She only has to do it one fucking time and then they're set for life. But no, the guy just has to know off the bat. I mean to be fair I don't have that problem because I've read up a lot on how to make the secks to a wimminz. First time I had sex I made the girl cum 3 times before I even put my dick in. Knew the right positions to hit her g spot while stimulating her clit appropriately and didn't hesitate to go down on her when she was about ready to cum. But I'm a gifted motherfucker like that. I've lost my train of thought but yeahh fuck bitches man they don't know what they want anyway so how do they expect guys to?
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>>585866675

No, she sent him her white ass.
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>>585863746
Send him a pic of your dong with a tiemstamp!
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:( don't worry tho some other creep is talking to me
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>>585865818
Not bad but the lines all look a little too neat and straight.
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>>585866547
We know OP, probably it is Alex Cayway hahaha
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>>585866547

This shit is fucking gold, OP.
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Try this lesbo op KIK:jassyjay321
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>>585866920
thats exactly what i was thinking
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>>585866999
Dude fuck off, no one will kik you.
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>>585866920
Well he made it in a short period of time, I don't think this girl is a photoshop expert
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>>585866920
should probably mirror them too if not bathroom selfie
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>>585866912
Well... Where do u want to put it?

If ur a real man, ull putt it in ur ear... with the shoe on ur head.
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>>585866920
I can give it a better shot if she still wants to trade the pics
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>>585866912
sad
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>>585866267
>IT's A TRAP
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>>585867325
Oh fuck what if
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Someone make a new thread I can't
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hope the thread didnt die
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I did something similiar a while ago where I'd go on omegle and get people to add me on skype, then making them shove toothbrushes in their ass for nudes.

It's fucking brilliant comedy.
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>>585867596
I have some more
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>>585866797
Yes, using other pics is strategic as fuck!
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>>585867631
op is delivering and pretty good at the whole thing too
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