I have a fake kik of a hot girl, let's have some fun with betas hey /b/?
A good start anon though I have something far more evil planned
The bait has been set Bros...
Its beginning to fall into place
see if he would get a little gay for some pics
I have a confession to make. I've watched you in the halls at the academy for some time now..giving all the girls your best smile..your most flattering lines. Well, I've also seen you get shot down..but you always get right back up. I've always admired it. I guess what I'm trying to say is..I love you. I don't know..maybe I thought I would prove something to myself if I told you..but maybe I just wanted you to love me too..would you take me out this Valentine's day? Is that too much? Would you hold me while it's raining?..I just wish that I could put it in to words how much you mean to me..maybe we could go to the shore and make love..you'd be my first..what do you say?
Dyke and fag #1 aren't replying let's do this neck beard
Also the dyke is now replying
Come on Bros let's do this
OP POST THIS SHIT AND GAURANTEE YOURSELF A PUSSY TONIGHT.
>I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.
Thank you based fake camera, op knows his shit you're all in safe hands
OP shall deliver
Its an app and you need an older version of kik
Waiting on them both...
You spiderman fags are the worst...
>Lol I"m actually bi but I lean more towards girls
MFW this is basically every female on the East/West coast
>Fuck the heartland
Whatever shows over with that how, back to the pasting
Remind me again why you are trying to get a picture of this guys cock when there is a girl willing to send you nudes to share with us? Seriously anon don't turn this thread shit. Get more from that filthy little tramp.
Every girl I know says this. They say time and time again that men just can't compete.
>MFW I know they mean I just can't compete.
Yep, if anyone knows some over lesbo we can try again in the mean time this kid is begging for nudes...
Fuck this though man. If you act like a man, be a bit mean, not too sensitive, then girls are like "Oh my GF just gets me though, they listen, they're sweet bla bla fucking blah, everything a girl is. But if a guy acts like that, then they're not manly and the girl doesn't want them.
All the things girls are attracted to in a girl they don't actually want from a guy because if a guy acts that way he's just too sensitive or beta or whatever the fuck they want to label it as.
What the fuck Haha that was easy
I sent the other guy the link waiting for response
>Inb4 random anon makes another thread thinking this is real.
I act like that though. They've basically said that they prefer girls in bed "because they know what I want", as if they haven't fucked a guy inbetween thier relationships with girls. I don't back down when someone insults me, and I'm sociable and nobody fucks with me because I'm friends with most people. If I would describe myself with one word it'd be average.
Howabout this for the les? her name on the tit?
You lad! Waiting for her response
ask him to write your name with the sharpie, but with his ass because it's a test for his hip muscles or something like that? but let him pic the sharpie in his pooper as proof he did it
Its not me ignore the fag!!!
I hate that shit. If girls know what girls want in bed and guys don't, then why doesn't the girl just fucking tell her guy what she likes. She only has to do it one fucking time and then they're set for life. But no, the guy just has to know off the bat. I mean to be fair I don't have that problem because I've read up a lot on how to make the secks to a wimminz. First time I had sex I made the girl cum 3 times before I even put my dick in. Knew the right positions to hit her g spot while stimulating her clit appropriately and didn't hesitate to go down on her when she was about ready to cum. But I'm a gifted motherfucker like that. I've lost my train of thought but yeahh fuck bitches man they don't know what they want anyway so how do they expect guys to?
:( don't worry tho some other creep is talking to me
Someone make a new thread I can't
I did something similiar a while ago where I'd go on omegle and get people to add me on skype, then making them shove toothbrushes in their ass for nudes.
It's fucking brilliant comedy.
Yes, using other pics is strategic as fuck!