I've finally done it /b/ first relationship at the age of

shes already fucking someone else dude

sorry

>taking pictures of your phone
>mfw that isn't even your phone
>mfw your sister is helping you look kewl

>>585706435
this

>>585706435
/thread

>>585706354

Gonna end badly, she'll use you for company until something better and less beta comes along.

>>585706451
It's my phone I can't make threads on it for some reason

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>>585706354

Congrats anon, you cannot be a wizard anymore

Enjoy your no-life

My advice: get a phone network that offers more than one bar of reception

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>>585706961
What do you mean I've got 4 bars and I'm on wife

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be sure she not a hoe bro, expect anything anytime

>>585707230
OP is on wife and has grilfrnd
OP is alpha

>>585707230

>iPhone
>Simpleton

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She's asking what now I'm a huge beta don't know help b

>>585707608

show me your tits

>>585707608
go to sleep pleb /b/ is closed

>>585706435
This, OP is retarded

>>585707608

She wants you to confirm that you have feelings for her,

make her wait a while before saying something like, I have feelings for you too.

>>585707273

this

>>585707608
Do she swallow. Hump it and dump it.

>>585706354
OP be like xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stop saying XXX is my first and only bit of advice.

Jesus fuck you look pathetic any other guy is gonna look like fuckin chuck norris to her if she decides to talk to someone else.

>>585707608
Let her wait, dont throw your heart out, act tough, dont treat her too nice


Just reply with: "k" or "whatever"


If you start sounding like a little b itch with I love you too etc she WILL leave you

>>585707608
Offer to get her some plan b on the way over

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>>585707855
We go to the same uni I see her in all my classes I also like her

>>585707608
gel, have you not had a boyfriend before? the first step is to give your honey a nice nude of yourself

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>>585708054

>>585708054
GJIGUJOH$GIK$JHGK

>>585708054
Really OP, ask her out on a date, movies, Netflix, fucking idiot be ALPHA

>>585708054
Are you seriously 20???? You seem like you are fucking 12

>>585708054
Holy shit that xxx makes me cringe
Is she hot tho

>>585708054
YA BLEW IT

>>585708054
>I think we do relationship stuff xxxhahaLOLXDDDxxx
fuck this shit man

>>585708054
Oh god kill yourself. Jesus just say "Idk, but do you wanna get some coffee tomorrow or whenever your free?"

Fucking autist.

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>>585706354
Nigga this is ridiculous.

>>585708312
Fucking this

>>585708054
Top kek m8O

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>>585708054
real smooth

>>585708257
>>585708054
OP I already explained what you need to do.


GIRLS DO NOT LIKE SWEET GUYS


Act tough, treat her like garbage.


Just reply with shit like: "whatever" or "i dont care" or simply say "k"

Dont give 3 kisses at every thing you say you imbecile

>>585707914
you fucking pleb
>show her you have all kinda feelings even if you have em
>compliment her relentlessly
>build her up to love tier every day by saying the sweetest shit nonstop
>anon I love you
>"love" her back
>few weeks or months of bangin' pass, dangle some carrots. make her jealous, say someone from work is texting or someone mentioned how ______ you _____'d "how nice you dressed" "how hot you were, etc"
>build up resentment in her heart for any other female
>drive her to the point she trusts nothing with a vagina, and will do anything you want
>leave her for her younger and hotter sister/friend

sources:
>my dating platform for 16 years

>>585707914
Don"t listen to this tired bullshit. This is what people who haven't moved on/don't understand relationships above kiddy teen shit say.

Also please stop with the all the xs and crying emoticons ( these don't even make sense. Y are you crying? Is it because you're laughing? Why are you laughing, nothing funny is happening)

Sort it out kid. Just tell her how you feel. Fuck.

>>585708054
dude seriously why do you do that?
I, as an autist myself, would know just asking her out, right?

>>585707914
I've changed my usual beta approach and not been clingy Any more advice so I don't end up on a feels thread

>>585707608
Tell her you wanna hang out!

>>585708054
My god, I cant wait for you to have contact with this person in person.

>>585708486
Lmao

>>585708439
Yeah, let her know who is the boss.


Ask for daring pics of her chest etc, its totally fine to ask that in 2014
Say something like: "Haha and now show your boobs ;) xxx"


It will show dominance and she will stick with you

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>>585708486
>OPFW

Dun freak out if u find she has a bigger dick than u - common noob mistake

>>585708568
ABANDON THREAD

>>585708054
Ya dun goofed

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writing xxx after evertything like your guys are talkin on walkie talkies. man you guys are fucked up

>>585708054
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>585708054
OP. Honest advice? PLEASE STOP USING XXX. HOLY SHIT.

It's like you want to end up on a cringe thread during /b/'s rush hour. jesus...

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>>585708568
O I AM LAFFIN

>>585708054
Nice respond and I am very serious- this is just being yourself, a funny and lovely guy

>>585708637
ayy lmao

Ok op, dont listen to these fucking idiots and perma virgins


Saying xxx after every thing you say is PERFECT, girls love that.

These guys think they are having a formal conversation but with girls xxx is a MUST after every conversation.

Also: Show some male dominance. Threat her like garbage, let her know who is in charge.

Simply ask for pics of her cunt. Now. She just confirmed she has a relation with you so its perfectly ok to ask.

>>585707608
If you write xxx One more time im gonna kill you in your sleep

>>585708833
Denko need not happen ever again..
or Moot, for that matter.

>>585708856
xxx

>>585706354
dont get too attached she will fuck other dudes

Thanks keep the help coming but my biggest problem is she said her ex was texting her and that she doesn't reply to him but it's still got me a bit paranoid

>>585708833
this

Don't be afraid of labia

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ask if she knows what a trouser snake is

>>585709015
She wants you to text her ex for her.


Do you have his number? Or can get a hold of it?


Then text him: "Hey asshole, Kira is with me now. You message her again and I will beat you up."

With this you will win her heart 100%

>>585709015
You are her rebound. She will use you until she gets back with her ex.

Sorry OP.

>>585709119
OP should give us his number.

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>>585708935

>>585709015
tell her that that guy is being creepy and she should stop texting him

sounds like a sket

step 1: stop fucking texting you faggot ass millenial. Pick up the phone and actually speak. Or better yet, meet face to face.

>>585708054
Bahahaha OP.
She obviously likes your personality to begin with so it's fine to be beta. The next step is plan to meet up to break the "we're together in person" barrier. So ask her to hang out sometime during the week and don't specify anything in particular. Go to fucking Starbucks or something gay like that

>>585709015
Give us his number, we'll make sure he doesnt leave his house for the coming 2 months

>>585709254
>So ask her to hang out sometime during the week and don't specify anything in particular.
This is WRONG


Girls dont like that. Girls like to hear: "This saturday i'm gonna pick you up, drive you to my house where i'm gonna have the sex on you"


NEVER LET A WOMEN CHOOSE WHAT TO DO

NEVER LET A WOMEN HAVE AN OPPINION


trust me, im a pickup artist for over 20 years

>>585709194
She told me she doesn't reply to his txt and that I'm the sweetest guy she's met but idk feel like she might fuck me over

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>>585708054

>>585709392
Dont be sweet, sweet is wrong.


Are you fucking deaf or blind to my advice????????????

>>585709392
I bet she also thinks parts chad chaderson are quite sweet as well.

>>585706354
Lesson for today anons. If this awkward guy could get gf you can too. Unless she's 1/10 landwhale

>>585709392
Just accept u r the rebound dude, get your pecker wet and move on before she dumps u for some tall douche that wears those fucking hipster glasses and skinny jeans

>>585709392
I already told you: Women like MAN, not boys.


Do not be sweet, show her who's boss, occassionally slap her with the back of your hand. Tell her what to do. Tell her who she can text and who not. Tell her when to come over and tell her to perform sex on you.

>>585709598
>they both use xxx
>OP is beta

for god's sake bro just drop the xxxxx shit thats like reading my niece which is like 8 or 9 yo trying to text his lil friend, and "relation stuff"? the fuck is that, just ask her straight are we in a relationship now? if she say yes just chill and be the man ur NOT meant to be(the faggot ur mean to be).

i would just go to her tomorrow, hold her tight and kiss her.

being the faggot u are just hold her hand or something, shake his hand or whatever xxxx

>>585709598
>Permavirgins who think "xxx" is not done


Hahahahahah retards
Dude, when talking to a women you can't have enough fucking kisses, chicks love that

OP d-didn't even need /b/ to f-fuck up his shit... what era is this...

>>585709732
Being friends is a relationship too retard

>>585709015
Tell her that you're going to bash him, that will make her know you will protect her whilst being alpha as fuck. She will love that.

Reinforce this immediately by asking to see her tits. She will know you are both dominant and protective. Therefore you will win.

But you have to get onto this right away, do this and post results. She has to know how much you care straight away.

I have a beta story with one of her hotter friends if anyone wants to know

>>585709899
THIS, A THOUSAND TIMES THIS


Thanks, im not the only logic person in this thread

>>585709367
I agree. That advice applies to girlfriends quite well.
>mfw I'm so agree

>>585709392
She won't if you threaten him and demand tit pictures immediately. Then post results of tits, we deserve it for all our help.

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He beta is strong with me

>>585709392
if they had something SERIOUS, like a real relationship not just fk around, trust me; WALK AWAY DUDE.

even if she is ok with you for a while, if she cant erase him from her life pff she will eventually fk u over, theres no denying it, she will run to him as soon as you guys fight, as soon as she feel bored, or when shes drunk

Whip out cock, slap her in face with it then piss all over her bedroom. Marks your mating territory and theman pheromones will make her docile and receptive to your needs

>>585710153
May the power of the fedora leave your soul.

>>585710167
yes
this is true
i've seen it 11 times before..

>>585709100
Haha and nice dubs

>>585710153
Tell her that you are in your car going over there and she needs to stay awake cause she needs to do some sucking

>>585710153
Soldier fuck this girl.
Congratz

>>585710167
She told me they had sex once and she told him she didn't like him like that but I'm calling bullshit on that

>>585710153
Be a man. Call her. right now, wake her up. Tell her you want to see her boobs. Only way to make a relationship permanent is boobage. Do it now. Post results.

>>585710167
This


OP: You seriously will have to stop the contact she and her ex have


So fucking call her ex and bash his fucking skull in with a hammer already


Beat him up good, it is worth the fine you get from the police for it, but make sure he wont ever talk to her again or you lose

>>585709397
keked way to fucking hard at this

>>585710153
Why the fuck is she falling asleep at 11 Am? You bored her to death. She fucking hates you already you sad faggot.

>>585710598
Sad sad faggot. Douche bitch

I have a secret I most reveal to you all b

>>585710153
Saying goodnight at 11am? Ya dun goofed.

Also, pics.

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>>585706354
>XXXX at the end of every sentence

youre both faggots and should an hero together like romeo and juliet.

>>585710775
Don't have any pics of her I've touched her boobs but she won't send nudes sorry b

>>585710902
Don't take no for an answer. This is her testing you to see if you are masculine enough.

>>585710902
>touched her boobs
>touched
Kek

>>585710389
1 time? oh boy if she is not blocking him/kicking him to the curb after 1 night alone, its because thats a lie, i mean i couldnt careless about ppl i just slept with 1 time.

but thats not what im talking about, i mean a real relationship with feelings, i've been there, done that got the scars to prove it, my ex "came" back to my life after ditching his bf (which was a faggot and they were pretty much friends) and she was like " you know ill always come back to you no matter what ", just tell her to b lock him, i mean u guys together now right? wouldnt hurt her to block him

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>>585710153
>NIGHT B
>NIGHT /B/
SHE KNOWS

What timezone are you in you massive faggot? Only Brits put xxx after everything.

what the fuck means xxx?
porn?
the movie with the nigger and vin diesel?
the beer?
wtf

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>>585706354
OP here

pic related, its me and my bitch

Also I'm a vergin fag and idk how to initiate sexy time some help would be appreciated

>>585711312
my bad the beer is actually dos equis
xx

>>585710902
Facebook pictures will do brother

>>585710902
>touched her boobs

Oh, C-chad please don't hurt me!

>>585706354
Don't expect it to stick. Your first relationship is probably going to be shitty. Hope for the best, expect the worst

OP you were too emotional, not good. Say tomorrow to her that your dog had your phone or something so not all messages were from you.

>>585711359
So you can find her and msg her lol I've seen it happen countless times so no

>>585711344
My advice. Don't come to 4chan for advice. Just be happy, you deserve it.

OP you didn't handle that very well on the face of it, but she could be down with the way you reacted and therefore DTF. If so well played.
You did come off as being beta tho - but potentially getting some pussy soon so good job and good luck mate.

Send her:

>I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU XXX I LOVE YOU XXX I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU XXX

>>585711496
What the fuck could I message her that will make her not want to be with you that could do more damage than you being a complete sperglord?

You came here asking for advice, got some and then gave nothing in return. Just change the filename when you download it, won't be able to track her down then.

>>585711762
do it and she'll suck you dry

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>>585709899

>>585711655
Dubs

>>585706354
First date be romantic 2nd date hide the rape kit and act like you have Amnesia when asked by the cops

hey /b/ros I think we havent seen the full picture, I mean i advice OP to walk away.

which he replied she just had sex with the ex 1 time.

we need to save this bro, OP is just a lil faggot who will end hurt and butt fucked by some nigger anytime soon after this bitch ditch him because we all know shes a gold digger.

we need to protect this virgin card and spare him from the hole she is digging.

>>585708054
Beta fag

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Im back with more tails of my beta self

>>585709392
just fuck her over first

>>585712535
I was drunk if it's incoherent

>>585712535
Fuck me.

>>585712535
Jesus christ mate.

>>585712679
>expression of disbelief
>not a request

>>585712535
>adds xxx after initial text
>i dont even need to recognize thisthreads existence

>>585712535
DUDE STOP WITH THE FUCKING XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX's ya fag

>>585712535
Making yourself that desperate

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>>585712535
this is bait

>>585711344
shes cute, give her a facial