MOMENT OF TRUTH /B/
ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS
The lovely poetry of human nudity, I understand it at last, I who tremble for the first time in trying to read it with blasé eyes, thou phone would completely love your body in a conclusive way. Please share your nudes <3
Do not panic! most girls use the suspense dot for the most stupid reasons.
Stop texting if you know where she lives or get her address if you don't.
You're still in the game OP. Don't lose hope, she does seem interested.
NO YOU TWAT.
OP do not do this.
STOP TEXTING STOP TEXTING.
or... at least don't use the emoji... please...
The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world where your pants are held high by your self-esteem. But it’s a silly notion, really, because in a world such as that, nobody would even wear pants
Could this be arya stark?
ASK FOR ADDRESS IF YOU DON'T KNOW, OR DON'T TEXT AT ALL AND JUST GET THE FUCK OVER THERE
MOVE MOVE MOVE
Ey yo bb grill, whats red, 8 inches long and makes you cry when i feed it to you?
Your soon to be unborn fetus
I had a dream about you. I was running barefoot on the beach, and you were chasing me because you were a cop, and I was naked. I couldn’t believe you tried to arrest me. What, is it a crime to run with no shoes
>seeks advice from /b/ to get hook ups on tinder
>all girls on tinder are there for sex
>all you fags think he just achieved greatness
/b/ros, I asked you guys earlier tonight to help a nigger get laid. We dicked around, shot a few blanks at some bitches, lulz were had.
I did not expect this.
This one is for you /b/ros, we made history tonight. We did something good.
You're all my niggers tonight.
With so much spaggetthi being dropped in this place... getting an anon laid is a victory.
If you can hold a coversation and get her number within 2 hours or address you can get laid. I promise you.
>If no cell phone number or address within 2 hours, bail. Cause obviously they're not their for a hook up.
>The day we killed OP.