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>>585576275 (You) MOMENT OF TRUTH /B/ ALL HANDS TO BATTLE

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>585576275 (You)

MOMENT OF TRUTH /B/

ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS
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We har .rar
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sexings tiem for op
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>>585577228
What now captain?
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First for OP's secret homosexuality
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inb4 walk the dinosaur
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Dat booty be smooty
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>>585577228
better record it
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Gonn gi my dick wet tonight
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/B/ WHAT DID YOU DO?
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rolling for quints and good luck for op... but mostly trying for quints
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>>585577228
Here we go.
All hands on dick
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nigga pls that bitch sportin that gorilla face
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>>585577779
Oh my god!
This can't be. We got you the pussy op.
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>>585577779
fake as shit. I'm out.
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Inb4 get on the floor 'n walk the dinosaur
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>>585577779
SHIT! WHAT DO?
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alpha male reporting in

im here awaiting instructions OP
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Op you smooth fuck
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i'd love to see all your spaghetti
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>>585577779
NIGGA I GOT YOU LAID. DOUBLE TRIPS. YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP.
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>>585577779
That would be nice i guess :) if u dont mind
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>>585577228
The lovely poetry of human nudity, I understand it at last, I who tremble for the first time in trying to read it with blasé eyes, thou phone would completely love your body in a conclusive way. Please share your nudes <3
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>>585577779
shes prude move on people nothing to see
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>>585577779
Do not panic! most girls use the suspense dot for the most stupid reasons.

Stop texting if you know where she lives or get her address if you don't.

Then gtfo!
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cock muncher.
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>>585577977
Duba op pls deliver
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inb4 spaghetti
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>>585577977
winrar, op is the luckiest guy on /b/
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>>585577977
dubs go, without "i guess"
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>>585578057
fag
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>>585577779
GET THE ADDRESS OP YOU'RE GETTING LAID TONIGHT COMEON WHOOOOOO
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>>585577779
Ok we can do the boogie woogie at your place.
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>>585577779
fake and gay
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Spaghetti or catfish
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>>585577779
You're still in the game OP. Don't lose hope, she does seem interested.
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Give her the old lickaroo
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>>585577977
Winrar op pla
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>>585577977
NO YOU TWAT.

OP do not do this.

STOP TEXTING STOP TEXTING.

or... at least don't use the emoji... please...
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>>585577779
Almost pents
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Did /b/ just get op's pecker wet?
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Give er the old charizard
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>>585577228
wat is /B/
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OP winrard
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>>585577779

The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world where your pants are held high by your self-esteem. But it’s a silly notion, really, because in a world such as that, nobody would even wear pants
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>>585578127
>the suspense dot
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>>585577228
what is this app? tinder or some shit? or some girl that added you from school?

SOMEONE ANSWER
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>>585578469
Rollin
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>>585578411
She look like an ugly bitch tho
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its a date?
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>>585577977
OP YOU MUST

ITS OVER
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>>585578563
tinder
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Could this be arya stark?
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>>585578349
this.
Op, if you really wanna get laid and not just mess around now's the time to
get the address and just get the fuck over there
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Fucking Christ /b/.
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ASK FOR ADDRESS IF YOU DON'T KNOW, OR DON'T TEXT AT ALL AND JUST GET THE FUCK OVER THERE

MOVE MOVE MOVE
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>>585578576
a hole is a hole and a dick has no eyes.
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>>585578642
it is
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>>585578642
no because its not her
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>>585578589
Op will deliver
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>>585578469
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist
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>>585578563
Google it dumb motherfucker
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>>585577779
Ey yo bb grill, whats red, 8 inches long and makes you cry when i feed it to you?

Your soon to be unborn fetus
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>>585578673
well she seems like a keeper, you know the ones you can beat the shit out of and they still come back
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>>585577779

I had a dream about you. I was running barefoot on the beach, and you were chasing me because you were a cop, and I was naked. I couldn’t believe you tried to arrest me. What, is it a crime to run with no shoes
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>>585578697
OP PAY ATTENTION
PAY ATTENTION
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im interested in how OP can fuck this up
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>>585578673
what decides
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>>585578673
obvious bot
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>>585578673
it's b8 m8
If not, fuck me I'm gonna download tinder asap
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>>585578832
fake
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Wanna try to get pregnant tonight?
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>seeks advice from /b/ to get hook ups on tinder
>all girls on tinder are there for sex
>all you fags think he just achieved greatness
>mfw
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>>585578540
Well fuck me, english is not my main language. in spanish we literally call it "punto suspensivo".
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Tell me where. I will handle the rest.
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>>585578673
have you ever walked the spaghettisaur?
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>>585578895
Op pls dont be fag
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>>585579000
Trippppppppssss
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>>585578984
is it worth getting tinder?
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/b/ros, I asked you guys earlier tonight to help a nigger get laid. We dicked around, shot a few blanks at some bitches, lulz were had.

I did not expect this.

This one is for you /b/ros, we made history tonight. We did something good.

You're all my niggers tonight.

OP out.
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>>585578984
Good point
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>>585579118
GET PICS FOR PROOF.
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>>585579118
God speed nigga
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>>585579118
get us pics
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>>585579118
confirmed for fake
faggot
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>>585577977
This OP
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PLS OP FUCK IT UP
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>>585578984
>except most of the bitches on it are time wasters
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>>585579118
I expect pics later.
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POIDH op
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>>585579118
jack off before u go ;)
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>>585579118
GG OP.
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>>585579118
shieet that girl looks like sasha grey. good luck op
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>>585579118
get pics. We need proof you faggot
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>>585579118
so beautiful
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>>585579118
Get PICS OP. GET FUCKING PICS!!!
IF POSSIBLE GET A VIDEO AND GOOD IS THE WEBMS! OP PLEAS
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>>585578984
With so much spaggetthi being dropped in this place... getting an anon laid is a victory.
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timestamp plz
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Need a recap. Can someone make a pic collage?
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tits or gtfo OP
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>>585579118
May /b/oner be hard with u
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OPs gonna get robbed
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>>585579118
Godspeed and good luck, my nigger.
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have fun OP
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Would be top kek if this girl visits /b/ and she's luring him into some trap
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>>585579118
fabulous OP, just fabulous.
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>>585579622
yea she probably does have a penis
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>>585579116
If you can hold a coversation and get her number within 2 hours or address you can get laid. I promise you.

>>585579264
>If no cell phone number or address within 2 hours, bail. Cause obviously they're not their for a hook up.
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>>585579118
I'd love OP to get aids and gets her prego
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>>585579622
Top kek indeedly dee
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OP gunna get raped by some 40 year old fat guy calling it now
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>>585579118
this is one for the history books.
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>inb4 OP getting raped by 5 niggers hiding in the closet
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>>585579530
>>585579622
>>585579694

>The day we killed OP.
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>>585579622
That kek is a lie.
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>>585579118
Godspeed, you glorious bastard, godspeed.
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>>585579530
Yeah
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>>585579873
I wanne believe in a happy ending.
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If Trips OP gonna be robbed.
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>>585580051
i get a happy ending after ever massage, its over rated
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>>585580224
want another one?
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>>585580224
Kek KOOL
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>>585577777
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apology for poor english

when were you when op gotten laid

i was sat at home smokk smegma when op post

'op is laid'

'no'

and you?????????????
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It's b8 mate she didn't send you any photos just an address have fun been robbed nigger
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>>585580314
y you some FOB Asian chick with a penis?
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>>585579326
lol @ not knowing how angles work
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Dubs and op gets stuck in traffic.
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