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Help me get laid tonight /b/ros. Old thread >>585571342

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Help me get laid tonight /b/ros.

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>>585571342

5 decides.
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Wnat trade some pictures of pussy
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>>585571714
I appreciate your beauty, cutie. Got any got brothers?
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Waiting for a response from this girl too, got a few irons in the fire here /b/ros, I wanna get my dick wet beform term ends so help a nigger out.
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>>585571714
Imma gape you gaby
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tits or gtfo you dumb nigger slut
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>>585572024

Roll
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>>585571714

Look, I'm not a rich man; but how much would I have to pay you for the night?
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lets fuck
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Nigga is op?
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>>585571714
hello. Do you want to have sex with me?
Pls respond
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>>>>585572055
i dont usually do this but here eat these eggs...
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>>585571714
I wrote you this poem:
Gaby, are you gay-be?
Would you like to be my baby?
I may look shady
But I'll always crave ye
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>>585571714
Gaby, I know you wanna have sex. Don't make it complicated.
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>>585572271
this
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You want to fuck tonight? I've got nothing else planned otherwise...
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>>585571714
On a serious note tho, I find you very cute. I wouldn't mind if you came over... and over again tonight.
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>>585572271
reroll
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>>585572415
Winrar
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haha thanks. Im glad you're giving me a second chance :M <- thats a birdface emoticon i made working with my boi zukerburg

So, do you watch documentaries? I just finished one about Adorf Hetler, pretty bad guy.
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>>585572415
Wonder winner
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>>585572415
Winrar
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>>585572415
Winrar
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>>585572535
wtf...this is the third time i've been late
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>>585572368
Rolling for this
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>>585572415

Let's see if she appreciates that comment.
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>>585571714
if that bitch ain't being sarcastic then what kind of a fucking nutcase are trying to have sex with OP?
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>>585572723
>>585572765
Itt op gets laid posta nudes
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>>585572885
Fuck off.
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>>585572945
dude. hes kinda right....
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>>585572765
Hope you to appreciate that comment ;-)
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>>585573126
Doesn't matter you petulant goggle. Had sexy times.
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Wbo other bitches? Op pls
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>>585571714
OP, I know this girl. She's already pozzed up. Be careful.
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>>585573342
newfag
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>>585573342
Normie Osborn huh spidey?
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>>585573506
Newfag
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>>585573663
newfag
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>>585573506
i've been here since before the summer, faggot

>>585573645
are you hitting on me? wtf??
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>>585573797

Newfag
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>>585573726
>>585573663
>>585573645
>>585573506
>>585573309
I like new figs, as opposed to old stale figs.
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>>585573797
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>>585573898
Fg
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dub her right in the pussy
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op if /b/ gets you laid post pics of her later
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>>585572055
Any response here?
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>>585573797
No
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>>585574184
That's ingenious!
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>>585573309

Okay /b/ro, how about a 0 decides for this one
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>>585574189
Dubs
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>>585571714

what a fellony being a trap!

LELPARD, LEOPARD AND THE FUCKING PANTHER GOD!
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Whos your friend? Is she fuckable
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>>585574324
I've made a girl cum in 25 seconds before.
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>>585574443
Rerl
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>>585574199
>>585574300
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>>585574324
I'd like to penetrate that smile :)
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>>585572024
Roll
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>>585574324
I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
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>>585574324
Which cunt are you? Left or right? Does your friend know you are showing her picture on Tinder?
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Hello pretty ;*
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>>585574600
WINRAAAAR
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>>585574600
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>>585574600
Windubs
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So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age?
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>>585571714

Two hot ladies, looking for love.
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>>585574748
Reroll
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>>585574600
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>>585574600
we got a winner
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>>585574600

rolling
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>>585574548
Reroll
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>>585574769
hover hand is real
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what app is this? doesn't look like tinder
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>>585575065
Pls respond
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>>585573954
what's the problem, nigger? think you're a tough guy or something? i'd fucking curb stomp you and then diddle your asshole.

>>585574199
Timestamped boipucci or gtfo
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>>585574748
hahahahahaahah
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>>585575065
yik yak
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>>585575213
k thx
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>>585575213
>>585575188
Kekkkkkkkkek
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We did it /b/ros.

Now don't fuck this up for me. I'll get you some noodlies if you do this for me.
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>>585575133
>>585575188
Dubzz
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>>585575459

0 or Dubs decides again.
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>>585575459
the fuck, shit like this would never work around here
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>>585575459
Do >>585574748
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>>585575519
And I'm into you. Wanna trade nudes?
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>>585575459
I'm into you too. Why don't we get together and I can get 'in' to totes.
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>>585575655
winrar
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>>585575639
maybe because this nigga doesn't wear a fedora

step your game up, faggot
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trips defeat dubs. choose wisely op
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>>585575655
Winrar?
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>>585575690
DO THIS ANDROID GET THE PUSSY!
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>>585575666
Nice trips
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>>585575666
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>>585575655
>>585575666
Now here's a dilemma, dubs win but can trips be ignored?
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>>585575848
Vote trips
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>>585575848
Fickle then both do >>585575690
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>>585575938
This
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>>585575848
Trips win
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>>585575792
lolz. there aint that much girls like that in germany
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>>585575938
This will will get you pussy
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>>585575690
WINRAR
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>>585575690
Winrar
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>>585575938
Op pls
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>>585575690

I went with this before the trips appeared. I might use that line next if /b/ will allow it?

Do I post?
>>585575666
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>>585576275
Yes now
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>>585576275
Trips gets /b/ nudes
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>>585576366
Dubs for trips confirm it.
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>>585576275
And you're hot
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>>585576275
Post.
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>>585576275
Yes
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>>585576275
DO THE TRIPS OP
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>>585571714
rob schneider
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>>585576275
do it baby get the cunt
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>>585576444
Winrar
trips confirm trips, this cant be ignored
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>>585576275
after all these years we finally did it
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>>585576275

MOMENT OF TRUTH /B/

ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS
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>>585576610
Op
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>>585576275
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>>585576275
nudes pls
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OP PLS DELIVER
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New thread before it happens?
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>>585576693
Fuuuck the tension is intense.
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>>585576693
Red October reporting in
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/B/ WE ARE AT A CRITICAL STAGE HERE.

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.

DUBS DECIDES.
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>>585576693
>mfw
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>>585576693
Where is yes leader when you need him. Stand by!
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Come on.... Come on....
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he probably succeeded thanks to /b/ and is now fapping not giving a fuck about us.
the true /b/spirit
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>>585576998
then I'll just have to come over tonight to see you in person
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>>585576998
SEND IT ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING BITCH IMMA TRYNA GET MY DICK WET FUCK
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>>585576998
How about you let me decide if it was worth it or not? ;)
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Red Five reporting in.
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>>585576998
nigger tongue my anus
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>>585577000
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>>585576998
Low res or naw, you're cute AF. I can dig a few pixels.
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But such beauty should be shared.. :(
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Im sorry for wasting your time, i am gay
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>>585576998
THE D
SHE CRAVES IT
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>>585577144
Ooooooooohhhhhj
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>>585577144
Win fucking rar
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>>585577164
my god
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>>585577144
rarwin
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>>585577144
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>585576998
how's about you and i do the hokey poki?
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I love dick, sorry
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>>585577144
damn perfect winrar
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>>585577144
Rar. Also new thread pla
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>>585577288
Topkek
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how about videochat?
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>>585577144
winrar, the day /b/ got op laid
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>>585571714
F.lux?
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Wtf this never happens on /b/
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This has been the best fucking thread ever. We might just have got OP laid.
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>>585577185
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>>585577144
WIENER RAR
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NEW THREAD

>>585577228
>>585577228
>>585577228
>>585577228
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>>585577411
Mfw
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Pls new thread
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the day /b/ made a virgin a non-virgin.

someone screen this moment of triumph
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>>585577504
If he remembers to take his fedora off...
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>>585577561
why? wtf

we're far from the bump limit
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today is a good day
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>>585577026
MODS MODS MOOOODS
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>>585577228
>>585577228
>>585577228
>>585577228

/B/ WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>>585577945
bravo
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>>585577945
this nigga complaining?
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>>585577876
her name Is Monroe. She's legal.
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Calling bullshit on this whole thread.
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>>585578416
MODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSS
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>>585578802

rite tho
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>>585577945
They did what you asked. Be happy /b/ doesn't normally help faggots, now go get laid and tape it on your phone and upload.
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>>585578872
Youre literally retarded.
>B8/10
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>>585579499
>Youre
>You're
>You are

*corkie face*
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