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Sup /b/ So I was hooking up with this chick and she stopped

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/

So I was hooking up with this chick and she stopped hooking up with me because she said there was something wrong with my nipples and I've been really self conscious about it since. I really need your guys opinion. Anyonelse had similar problems?

Thanks faggots.

>pic related
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>>585413901
> hooking up with this chick and she stopped hooking up

>hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up
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The Fuck....
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Why are they that color???
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>>585413901
There kinda like rotten pepperonies
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>>585413901
Somethings wrong witcha nipples nigger cut em off and regrow normal ones
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Why are you wearing a chain, bandana, and hat??
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>>585414760
Idk man I haven't really thought about it
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>>585415537
Why not?
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>>585413901
Oh God d*** it I hate normalfags...
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>>585415874
Me too faggot
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>>585415874
Why do you think this is normal?
Like none of this is normal
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>>585416110
The bandana?
The chain?
The hat?
This n*****'s a total dudebro CoD playing f*****.
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>>585416300
I think he's kinda cute
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>>585416482
yea but his nipples are weird as fuck
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>>585416300

>n*****'s
>f*****
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>>58541656>>585416564
I'd eat them with pizza
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>>585413901

I would suggest buying a dildo.
Hopefully that will help you get through the rough times
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>>585416676
Got somethin' that needs saying, b****?
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>>585413901
They look like shit smears.
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>>585416300

I've never even played cod niggerkikehitlerfaggasaurus
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First order of business:
Take off the stupid hat. Then the bandana. Then the chain.

Now, if it bothers you THAT much go see a dermatologist or a plastic surgeon. There's nothing "wrong", they just look fucking weird.
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>>585416951
I bet you're poor
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>>585413901
She let you down nicely faggot. Look at the way your dressed. Let me guess, the shirt you took off was 2 sixes too big and had some brand name on it. Why would you wanna be a nigger? Why would any woman want to be with a white due who wants to be a nigger? When she can just fuck a nigger.
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>>585417018
Shut up, slut.
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>>585413901
Please do us all a favor and cut them off faggot
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>>585417129
Shit smears.
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>>585417229

I'm not a wigger faggot, you're a faggot faggot. I wanted advice on my nipples, not my apparel. What is this, queer eye for the straight guy? Fucking pole smoker
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>>585413901
Dude, you're dressed like a fucking wigger. You talk like one, you present yourself like one, and you're so into it that even your Goddamn nipples are turning into a fucking nigger's. Word of advice, take off that fucking chain, take off the Goddamn head wear, shave your fucking eyebrows and get a haircut and get those nipples looked at.

Fucking white trash.
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I bet he's got gr88 dick
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>>585413901
>this fucking thread
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>>585417749
12/6 really good funny
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>>585417740
Don't worry if I smoke pole or not. You look like a faggot and you're nipples look they've roasted in an oven.
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>>585413901
>hooking up with this chick and she stopped hooking up with me
>Hooking up
Oh sweet Jesus, go back to Facebook.
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was this her?
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>>585417749
Fuck your mothers cunt I did, you fucking projecting faggot trash piece of bacon grease ass burglar. I probably pull so many more bitches than you anyway so Idgaf faggot
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>>585417740
Why are you so mad? Don't ask for advice about your deformed shit smears if you can't handle being judged in general.

Seriously though why are they so malformed and discolored? Go get your shit smears fixed ya goober.
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>>585417740
Well basically if i could have one wish right now it would be that you die due to blood loss from a ruptured GI track due to a posse of small asian men shoving a baker's dozen of skinned potatoes into your rectum faggot.
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>>585418259
Shut up you filthy white nigger.
Learn your place. This is why white trash innovate absolutely nothing in our modern world. They're fucking pathetic and can't articulate worth shit. Why don't you go "hook up" with a fucking .45 and have a bullet take your brain out on a date, you filthy animal? Jesus Christ.
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>>585413901
your nipples look like assholes
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>>585418259
>Fuck your mothers cunt I did
what are you a wigger trailer park trash yoda now?
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>>585418366
I hope your bush sucking father gets dysentery and rapes your mother to death in front if you while a scorpion bites your testicles and a car battery is hooked up to rods going into your femurs you pussy denying fagbunnion
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>>585413901
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>>585418612
Aaaaaand /thread. GG anon
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>>585418866
Oh lord no, scorpions are known for their lethal bites!!
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>>585418612
>validated

I totally pull more puss than you you dicktickler
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>>585419152
>Hurr I get that pussy xD
>Hurr ur gay xD
White trash normalfags, everyone.
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>>585414760
He's probably part nigger.

Dark nips are a shitskin thing.
Looks really fucked up on a mixed breed that got the genes for white skin.
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>>585418866
>Call Anon a Fagbunnion
>Has Funyuns for nipples
>MFW
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>>585419123
>Sting
>things your cock does
>things jokes about your cock do to you
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Fucking top kekles mine is the same
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Either this is an amazing troll or we've stumbled on some OC for a cringe thread.
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>>585419339
Yeah normalfag, as in you're normally a faggot
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>>585419152
>Have the nipples of a shitskin nigger
>Get called out on acting like a fucking shitskin
>Proceed to act like a shitskin nigger
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>>585419594
Oh my God you sure as hell got me you twat.
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Please tell me someone is screen capping this.
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>>585419799
Agreed I'm on a Nokia so I can't
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I'm literally dying right now, the combination of the white trash arguments, illiteracy, and genuine lack of realization that OP is proving the point of him being a shit bag over and over is fucking hysterical
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>>585419475

>top kekles
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>>585419475
Honestly the chest hair makes them a lot less freakish than OP's
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>>585419475
At least yours are round. His are oblong and malformed.
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>>585419687

I know I did, that why you said so.
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>>585420385
Oh holy fucking shit, I need to see a burn ward right this second.

Are you fucking eleven?
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anons lets play a game...whoever can make this child the angriest is thread wizard
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>>585420526
See that starter stache? He's definitely at least 13
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I had no idea this was a cringe thread
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>>585419398
>>585418612
>>585420211
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>>585420809
kek
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>>585420875
My sides can't take this shit anymore
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>>585420875
And he did do a duck face voluntarily
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>>585420875

>fuck you faggotbags
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>>585420875
...Oh God, I literally laughed my fucking ass off.
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>>585420875
>DUCKFACE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>585418223
Those tits should not belong to a girl with that face.

I have lost faith in the world.
This is not right.
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>>585420875
THIS WIGGER IS ACTUALLY CRYING.
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>>585420875
Uh oh, we made poop nipples cry.
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>>585421225
SHIT NIPPLES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>585421225
That picture.
>Mind if I save this?
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>>585420875
Now that I can see your face I can guarantee that there is some shitskin in your genes.

Sucks for you dude.
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>>585421225

I'm not crying. I'm stoned you nigger.
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>>585420875
My sides are in fucking orbit.
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Same problem, start lifting and make em look smaller, you frail faggot
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>>585421488
>1488
Heil Hitler.
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>>585421488
>1488
GAS THE SHIT NIPPLES,
RACE WAR NOW.
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>>585417467
When I first saw this thread, I thought that is what the pic was. The left nipple looks like a wound.
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Not only are your nipples like the burnt tips of turnips. But I smell the fag of juggalo all over you.
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>>585421424
As long as your nipples are clean of fecal matter sure.
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>>585413901
You look like a wannabe niggar.
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>>585421488
>I'm stoned you nigger
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>>585421488
>Calls someone else a nigger
>Is fucking stoned
White trash rhetoric, everyone.
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>>585420875
Wash your face greaseball
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I could buy you faggots 3 times over. How's that for white trash fucking peasants
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>>585421488
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>>585422156
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>585419398
a lot of asians have those dark nipples too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAqK4YW474
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>>585422156
I honestly can't tell if he is trolling now... is that the shit they sell at kiosks at the fucking mall?!
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>>585422156
Frozen hat? Are you trying to attract 10 yo girls?
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>>585422156
Dude, that's fucking hideous.
Why would you wear that?
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>>585422156
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEP DIGGING ASSHOLE, CHINAS GETTING CLOSE!
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>>585421488
>Has burnt vienna sausage nipples that look like crusty ashtrays
>Stoned
>Calling other people niggers
>MFW
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>>585422156
I am now 100% sure this is a troll. I'm pretty sure they sell those in the check-out lines at Target.
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>>585422156
Sides. In orbit. Send help.
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>>585421488
you realize weed makes your nipples bigger right?

fuckin dumb shit nippled faggot
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>>585422278
Also why the fuck is there a backgammon table on your god damn ceiling
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>>585420875
why is he wearing a Frozen hat?????
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>>585422369

No faggot. That watch was $500.
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>>585422156
okay im thoroughly convinced this is someone pulling pictures off facebook

timestamp you dumb shitnippled faggot
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>>585422578
Gotta be resourceful when you build your own home.
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>>585422620
I'm literally in tears right now, please keep telling me how your gonna make more money at McDonalds than I will now
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>>585422650
This. Timestamp or confirmed troll/shitnipple addict.
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>>585413901

For the love of god! Hide the tits or GTFO
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>>585422620
Just in case this isn't a troll and you're being serious: if you're going to brag about money/possessions please don't do it using a $500 watch. Honestly, $500 for a watch isn't shit. You can get GShocks more expensive than that.
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>>585422156
Saving for Cringe thread
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>>585423057
GShocks look like ass.
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>>585423057
He's got a nigger mentality, its the only way for himself to show us that he's better than the rest of us.
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Maybe if we are lucky he will show us his weed leaf belt buckle guys!!
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Sweet nips,
>black hole theory confirmed
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>>585422650

>my nips are hershey kissable
>my body is strippable

Faggots.
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>>585423332
That's my point.
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>>585423512
OP I think you have a swarm of baby spiders around where your naval should be
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>>585423512
You're the biggest faggot ive ever seen on the entirety of the Internet.
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Yor nipples are making me gag stop showing them
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>>585423408
Hahahahaha, fuck me.
>>585423512
OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
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>>585423512
Ahhh, good ol' Niggernips.
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>>585423742

How about you show your face faggot. I know i'm skinny but I could probably wreck you irl
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>>585423512
Did you put your watch on the other wrist just to take this pic
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>>585423512
Topest of fucking keks. ITS NOT A TROLL. My god damn sides are done, theres no saving them.
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>>585423963
for the love of god just please stop showing us your poop nipples
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>>585424021
OMG he did.
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>>585422156
>could buy me three times over
>can't keep 'attracted to guy with frozen hat' girl in his life because of his ugly nipples
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>>585424021

I flipped the photo you retard
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>>585423512
op delivers, can't believe this isn't a troll, who can be this much of a faggot
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>>585424243
But it has writing on it.. On both of them...
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>>585424021
The laughing hurts at this point. Top keks
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Hey I'm the other guy with shit nips. as someone else pointed out maybe when you get chest hair it'll be better. In the mean time stop being such a fucking weirdo
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>>585423512
LMFAO! Ashtray nipples is legit.
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>>585424365
Yeah too fucking bad that Old Shitnipples here isn't old enough to grow chest hair.
>Glorifying acting like a nigger
>Not a fucking thirteen year-old
Nope.
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Do you shave your chest, or is that smooth skin just the early effects of your hrt?
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Looking at his nipples is like starring into oprah's aasshole
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>>585424585

I'm 20.
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>>585424698
You're a nigger.
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>>585415874

>censors "damn"

>newfag bitching about normalfag
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>>585424698
>20
>wearing disney hat
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Seriously anons, of all the faggots on /b/ we might have found the king of the faggots
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>>585424698
There's no way you're twenty abyss nips.
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>>585424698
That's even fucking worse. What kind of a not-man are you? I had chest hair when I was fucking sixteen for God's sake. Jesus kid, the sad thing is you'd actually be presentable if you'd knock off the nigger hijinks, stopped making materialism and getting pussy and weed the highlights of your life and actually stopped being such a cunt.

I'm saying this shit because I care about you and I want you to succeed. But it all starts from within. I believe you can be the best you can be, but I know for a fact that this isn't your best.
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>>585424984
>Bandana
>Hat
>Crown

Shit's gonna be a balancing act.
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>>585425045
Can't fix those nips tho
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>>585425045
He can't help it. We may have had the benefit of positive male role models, but op is clearly a bastard.
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Whatever. Fuck you poor pussy faggots. I still got another bitch.
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>>585425162
If he weren't such an insufferable cunt and wasn't so offensive to the senses, the niggernipples could be overlooked. But Goddamn, the niggernipples are the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
>>585425317
I'm beginning to think so. Poor bastard.
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>>585425162
FUCK YOU, I came here for help about my nipples, not listen to faggots like you
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>>585425045

> Forgetting the nipples?
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>>585425317
no, he has a father. pic relevant
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>>585424662
Don't bring Gary into this or Mingey will come looking for a fight!
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>>585425386
Put that rent money away.
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>>585425162
Dem nips look like shit colored play-doh.
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>>585425045
" I care about you and I want you to succeed"
kek
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I mean I know it's b.

we're all fags.

newfags.

oldfags.

amerifags.

But guy right here. This guy has attained a new level of faggotry I have never known to exist.
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>>585425386
You dragged out a box of that fake play money they use in kindergarten classes for this?
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>>585425386
Not enough to fill that void in your heart eh, bastard? Wavin benjamins about and you still look like your gonna cry.
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>>585425386
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>>585420875
>the duckface

aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddd you've lost all credibility.
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>>585425608
why are the bills all different shades of paper?
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>>585425608
I just don't.

Your dad wasn't around much was he?
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>>585425045
I'm 22 no chest hair barely any facial hair, no complaints, not a skin and bones niggar either, and manly enough to make $80k a year on the Canadian oil rigs, (also have presentable nipples)
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>>585425608
And yet your nipples still look like nigger nipples. What good is money if you don't use it to improve yourself you bastard?
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>>585425386
until she sees your dormant volcano nipples
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>>585425386
Oh wow, 1000$.

How many dicks did you suck for that?
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>>585425386
Thats cute. how long did you have to save for this picture? 3 months? 6 months?
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>>585425608
Buy yourself a new hat.
>Frozen
>Spread em already you faggirrrt
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>>585425877
not enough to fix his nips
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This thread is legend.
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>>585425723
But you're not a nigger and you're a man. I'm not saying that the entirety of manhood is based on having chest hair and I didn't mean to make it sound like that.

You work. You more than likely don't get stoned and if you do, you're still a responsible fucking adult with nipples that don't look like God left them in the oven for too fucking long and just pasted them on after a week of binge drinking God damn it.
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>>585413901
You can't even be bothered to rotate your pic 90 degrees, OP? Such a feeble homosexual you are.

That's probably the real reason she dumped you, because you're obviously a feeble homosexual.
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>>585425606
>>585425747

I have a microscope you peasants. I look at shit closely
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>>585425608
Buy some tissues with all that cash. Your cry baby eyes are starting to make me feel bad.
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>>585425608
Oh, that's a lot of dicks you sucked.
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You do have really dark nipples.
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I guess I'm going to take one for /b/ and actually save this faggot's sorry face on my Goddamn hard drive.
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>>585425608
your dads not gonna like you taking his money, little boy
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>>585425608

These bills are clearly oversized. Or maybe just to close to the camera. Put them next to the nipples for a size reference.
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>>585426122
>I GOT A MICROSCOPE NIGGA
>WE GOT DAT SCIENCE NIGGA
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>>585426122
HAHAHAHAHA @ that fucking rubber fist
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>>585420875
wearing a hat and a fake link chain this late at night
how was school today OP?
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>>585426122
This nigger cannot be for real.
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>>585425608
People with real money don't carry cash and don't flaunt it. Any burger flipper can accumulate what you have in your skitskin hands over time. You're an insecure piece of white trash, and you have my pity.
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>>585425996
Hahahahahaha, nah weed was a highschool thing, I wouldn't doubt OP is still in highschool

Side note what Arab currency is that?
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>>585426122
>That rubber fist
You didn't need a microscope to see that you're a
MASSIVE
BUTT STUFFING
FAGGOT!
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>>585426305
KEK
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>>585426305
HOLY SHIT OP IS A FAGGOT WITH A FIST DILDO
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>>585426403
No fucking clue.
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I put my money to good use, fagmunchers.
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>>585426122
congratulations OP! you stole a microscope from your high school bio lab! Furthering your white trashy-ness!
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>>585426122
Get ta examining them pooparoni's faggot.
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>>585426247
Hahahahaha died!
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>>585426122
Rubber fist. A lot about OP's sex life makes a lot more sense. hook up dropped you because she thought it was weird that you were asking her to put that thing in your ass.
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>>585426122
Oh shit nigger my sides, that goddamn rubber fist.
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>>585426122
using the microscope to measure your dick, then grabbing the rubber fist to fist yourself. what a life
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>>585426495
implying your mom didn't buy you everything in you're room.
>>
>>585426495
So... what?
You use the microscope to see your tiny cock?
And you don't need that telescope to see those fucked up niggernipples of yours, son.
>>
>>585426495
You literally keep digging your stupid fuck face into a bigger hole with every fuck tard picture you post
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I don't think an OP has ever existed that was such a colossal faggot.
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>>585422495
Dear anon
I have smoked a gram a day for the past year and a half. I hope what you say isnt true
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>>585426754
Telescope is to try to find his non-existent father figure anon
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>>585426792
I know we say this a lot but I actually think this is true as of right now. I've never seen a faggoty OP in all my two weeks of 4chan history.
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>>585426495
That's a nice wall of faggotry. Longboarders are scum of the earth.
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>>585426495
Faggot rides a long board cause can't into tricks n shit.
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>>585426495
only thing you actually bought in this picture is your hat, cause no sensible parent would buy their 20 year old a frozen hat
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>>585426853
I've smoked about an eighth a day for the past five years.

I am currently 100% nipples.
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>>585426890
>>
>Use telescope to find bitches
>Longboard over to them
>Serenade with guitar
>Expose nipples
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>>585426890
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>585426495
fucking longboarding faggot
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>>585426990
KEK
>>
Before this 404s
/thread
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>>585427120
No, the longboard is for escaping the bitches trying to torch his ass on the spot for having the necrotic, fetid nipples of Frankenstein's monster.
>>
I think op left when he realized he posted a fisting utensil
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Whoever finds this dudes personal info is God, Google kid with big nipples, is a good start
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>>585427120
>she laughs at my nipples
>beat to death with rubber fist
>>
You have niggernippleitis
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>>585425608
Nice fake money, poorfag
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>>585426122
Seriously though that giant fist dildo has been splashing shit up from your ass and onto your shit nipples.
>>
>>585426754
>>585426853

I fucking read motherfuckers. I'm not stupid.
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>>585427277
I hope not, this thread is fucking gold
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>>585413901
He looks like that guy from lizzy mcguire, the jew, aka Her bff
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>>585427384
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>585427384
Sad eyebrows are sad, lookalike you've been crying
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>>585413901
Dude, loved you in Fury and Transformers. Your a good actor.
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>>585427384
This bastard looks like he is about to cry in ever fucking photo except the first one. He never had a father to teach him how to handle bullies.
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>>585427384
EVERY PICTURE YOUR FACE GETS SADDER HAHAHAHAHA
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>>585427459
Gordo, im upset with myself that I know this
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>>585427384
Is the far left anime? And having pages with letters on them does not by any means make you literate you poor fatherless McDonalds floor mopper
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>>585427384
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>>585427384
Does that say "My Jina"? What the fuck you reading op.
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>>585426495
>>585427384

you're cute as fuck. what's your kik?
i'd suck your dick, watch my tongue flick.
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>>585427384
holy fuck he's about to baw
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They look rotten, mang
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>>585427384
Looks like you've been crying. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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>>585427384
OP is faggot for the history books please make intranet famous
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>>585427384
If you can hold 4 books in one hand, I don't really think their book buts rather pamphlets. Hope you have one to help you with the charbroil nipples
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>>585427384
Guys he's obviously been crying, stop bullying him! He's going to kill himself and you guys will feel bad
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>>585427384
y r u crying
>>
>>585427384
Is one of those magazines cosmo? You readin to learn how to pleasure your man with your rubber fist?
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>>585428021
yea we'll feel extra bad if he livestreams it for us...
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>Not making a pictures folder titled "The Legend of Nigger Nipples" right this very second just for this fucking thread
You're all gonna be sorry.
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>>585428132
HAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
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>>585428021
On can or no proof
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>>585427803

My Jihad. I'm open minded to all sides of shit.
>>
This is op all grown up. Lizzy mcguire jew bff dude.
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>>585428021
/b/ feel bad? If you want morality you came to the wrong place...
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>>585427384
Yes because calling us poor and niggers repeatedly while informing us that you are stoned is realllyyyyy bolstering your "intelligence"
>>
Guys this is a troll. It has to be. Otherwise I would honestly feel bad.
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>>585428247
>called out for crying
>no more pictures

lolfag
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>>585427384
Read up on where you can buy some new goddamn nipples you shittittied freak.
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>>585427384
"My Jihad: The True Story of an American Mujahid's Amazing Journey from Usama Bin Laden's Training Camps to Counterterrorism with the FBI and CIA."

L
o
l
.
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I refuse to believe a human being such as this exists
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>>585428362
Time stamp proof nigggar you must be new to this thread
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>>585428362
That's what I'm thinking, surely this guy isn't for real.
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>>585428247
That definitely says Jina, you're reading feminist literature for little girls.
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>>585428555
nice trips

this kid kinda looks jewish
its probably hannukah or some shit
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>>585428613
Have we been baited?
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>>585428555
You best start believin in faggots
That rubber fist is in one
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This shit can't be real.

10/10/10/10, OP
>>
this is the best thread ever

keep going op
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>>585427384
Obviously edited. I hacked you and got the original.
>>
OP IS TOO BUSY CRYING HIS EYES OUT TO REPLY
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>>585428734
these sides of mine won't exist much longer
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>>585428712
yea its 4chan dammit
>>
>>585428021
>>585428366
>>585428333
>>585428465
>>585428366

I'm not fucking crying faggots. I'm laughing at all of you.
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>>585428660
No, because you can see a bit of the subtitle off to the right. It coincides with >>585428527.

OP is a sand nigger lover too.
>>
>>585428797
"why don't they like me?" :(
>>
dunno why im still here when i have finals tomorrow

have a good one OP, thx for teh lols
>>
>>585423512
Here's the time stamp proof, the niggernippleitus is unconterfeitable
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>>585428925
HAHAHAHAHA

REACTION IMAGE TIER
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>>585428925
The self-loathing almost hurts to see
>>
>>585428712
>>585428613
Not even master rusemen own rubber fists ironically to use in trolling people
>>
>>585428925
>trying this hard to hold back tears

you look stressed as hell man
>>
>>585428925
why are you in your closet OP?
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>>585428925
I can see the tears behind that smile
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>>585428925
That forced smile of sadness
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>>585428925
That strained disturbed smile. Just stop. I'm starting to feel bad for you shit nipples.
>>
>>585428925
Lmaooo still looks like you've been crying, I would too if I had those nipples
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>>585428925
Nah you still look like you're cryin, bastard
>>
>>585428925
Holy shit, just when I think he can't look any more like a cock craving faggot, then this picture pops up.
>>
>>585428527
>>585428952

Sorry you uncultured faggots proscribe to the circumcised loving liberal media
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>>585428925
still looks like youre crying.
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>>585429222
PLEASE tell me you visit /pol/.
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>>585428925

Don't see how, CSSBB reporting in, I'm the guy who tells your boss you're a fuck up.
>>
I hope someone is saving all of this
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>>585429294
I'm going to save the entire thread to an HTML document. Also got a pictures folder for all of his shit.
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>>585428925

This is the face of total abandonment.
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>>585429222
>proscribe
OP do you know what that word means?
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>>585429294
i have saved all images
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>>585428925
>>the white wife-beaer...
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>>585429294
As do I.
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>>585423512
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S REAL

HE'S FUCKING REAL

HOLY SHIT HE'S REAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HELP /b/ IM DYING
>>
You should get them removed. :)
>>
>>585428925
What are you Shia Labeouf's drugged out brother?
>>
My fucking sides
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>>585417740
>asks /b/ for advice on deformed nipples
>gets shamed for complaining like a underagefag
>mfw abort thread
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>>585429385
Thank god.
>>
Shave your ratty little mustache op. You look like a teenage mexican
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>>585429483

Why are you such a bitch faggot?
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>>585429222
>proscribe

Just when I think my sides are finished
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>>585428362
Timestamp was given.. Hes legit... Must be Serbian. Has to be
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OP is still trying to prove shit to people over the internet.
>mfw
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>>585429222
>Uncultured
>Disneys frozen hat
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>>585426122
>rubber fist

I renounce my previous insults

you're a comedian ahead of your time

thank you for making /b/ good tonight bro
>>
>>585428378
Top kek
>>
>>585429636
Why did your daddy leave you? Was it cause mommy was a whore?
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OP may have killed himself guys
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>>585429643
Bump
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>>585429643

I Italian-American faggot.
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>>585429643
Samefagging everyday urrrrday
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>>585429657
that gif makes me lose my shit everytime
>>
I swear the legend of shitnipples will live on forever in my mind
>>
>>585429802
i hope he did
whoever directed him here is in lolcity
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>>585429222
>proscribe
means denounce, condemn or forbid

OP confirmed for illiterate faggot.
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>>585429802
pic related. its OP
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>>585429802
I feel like his name is connor, only a connor can achieve this level of faggotry
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>>585428925
Alright op if you want actual advice listen here. You should try and cut down on tight clothing and wear band-aids on your nipples for a few weeks. If it doesn't help them then you should see a dermatologist or some shit.
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>>585429947
i saved the images
will dump when all of this blows over in the morning
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>>585429802
he's gonna fucking cry even more lol
>>
/b/ diagnosed you with niggernippleitis
Accept your fate
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You can cover them up with your eyebrows
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>>585428925
oh my fucking god

stop please this is too much im fucking crying holy shit
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Let shit nipples be a cautionary tale.
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Legendary thread, no regrets for how tired I'll be in 4 hours when I get up
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>>585430025
Connor Shit Nipples
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>>585429818
No, he's trying to figure out how to cover up his sadness.
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I still have a cuter and more expensive dog than all of you. Whatever. Night polesmoking jizzqueens.
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>>585430215
someone needs to archive this to warn of the horrors shit nipples can bring
>>
>>585430363
That gif tho hahaha
>>
>>585430400
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>>585416482
This is coming from a man
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>>585430363
Well there it is
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>>585430025
Connor or Andrew
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>>585430472
maybe thats what the rubber fist is for?
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>>585429904
Lmfao, everyone's pretending to be OP.

I dunno...

>says hes Italian
>is a serbian guido
>mfw op is actually a faggot
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>>585430472
Your girlfriend is cute
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>>585417740
>I wanted advice on my nipples

Fucking kek
>>
>>585430472
so passionate
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>>585430472
OP receives a sad handjob from Jabba the Hut
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>>585430472
Don't bring the cat into this... He shouldn't have to pay for your utter lack of life skills
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>>585430400
It probably wipes it's ass on your nipples eerryday all dayyyyyy Ayyyyyyyyyy
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>>585422156

HAHA You got them shits from Circle K. Nigga got them shis outta a box of Captain Crunch. Nigga sent in all the box tops plus $4.50 S&H for them shits.
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>>585430472
God dammit OP, stop molesting animals. It's bad enough you have shit nipples now you're showing us bestiality.
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>>585430472
Even your dog is cringing away from you
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>>585430431
i'm on it anon.
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