ayy lmao just listen to this cringe
alright faggots I've seen a lot of 'beta' and 'alpha' threads and I wanna set the record straight here and now:
I am both alpha AND omega, son. The beginning and the end, the first and the motherfuckin last. All these bitches come askin for my water and I give the bitches their water. Shit, i even do it for free. Is that alpha or is it omega? fuckin idiots, it's both, know why? Because I'm both and I don't even have to try. So while you're on here jackin off to furry porn and scat, let this remind you that I'm better than you in every way, in both awesomeness and patheticness.
10/10 Would Alpha and Omega Again
I asume this whole fucking "neckbears vs religión" is an American thing, right? In Europe it's completely normal to be an atheist and you don't have retarded people like that.
Betting money her son ends up here
eh I wanna fuck her
Other kin types are the best to bust a nut in
You have a point, but otherkin that aren't pieces of shit would be better
>inb4 implying any otherkin aren't pieces of shit
Went to high school with this goon.
I will contribute this cringe image. You might be wondering, "What about that is cringe? Looks like an ordinary anon to me." Well, the man in the photograph is a My Little Pony fan. That automatically makes this a cringe image, even if he is not currently doing anything typically considered cringe-worthy.
Nah the crazy ones are the best to Hatefuck
Please tell someone has screen caps of that guy who made those dolls and has them sitting in random places. Like he considers them family and has his own room filled with the creepy fuckers
Just like our lord and savior here
You'd be mistaken. Only in certain shitty, redneck areas is there a stigma against athiests. In the (vast, vast) majority of America, everyone lives in tolerance and have a strong desire to genocide the fucking retards who dont
>Westborrow Baptist Hate Group graves picked
We've made it boys.
"i'm gonna lose my virginity to jake or bryan tonight"
so one OR the other? I don't understand how this is a "double date" if she's not sure which one is going to fuck her. It's basically just a four-way. o.O
There are really people like this? People that aren't just furries but legitimately think they are in some way a feral animal?
I really hope that that kids grandparents were like "Hey kiddo, ya wanna piss your mom off somethin' fierce? Eat some meat, better yet, eat some vension"
>yfw this dude has a hot ass wife, like 3 nice ass cars and a huge house
Fronz used to be a fat fuck but he stopped giving a shit and look where that got him. Attila's pits are still the craziest moshes i've been in, and they do what they love. He literally writes joke songs all the fucking time and he gets paid shitloads of cash. i realize it's straight up douchecore but it gets me amped and they put on a great show. so fuck you and yo couch.
>pic related, you wish you could slay poon like him
holy shit! That's Kevin. That blond fuck on the right is my old college roomate. Fucking wierdo, had arguments with his hands and they would win and convince him to do things.
>tfw you're one of the people that make fun of him
laughed my ass off
Thanks to this post I'll never walk again!
gtfo Andy. This is as cringe as it gets. This is worse than those dudes who fall in love with their dating sims. The sims at least have some semblance of humanity. This is a fucking 3x5 gadget.
It's a meme started unintentionally by one americunt who actually fit that stereotype.
Most american atheists aren't like that, they're edits of neckbeards in fedoras with cringe anti-religion lines.
tl;dr americucks are stupid and so pathetic they have to create edits to perpetuate it
You sound like an absolutely colossal faggot. I have no idea who "Fronz" or "Attila" is but they also don't know or care who you are so quit fucking defending somebody that couldn't give less of a shit about your existence.
that's exactly the point, they don't give a fuck. the more attention you give them the more money they make. i like the band so you can talk shit all you want but you're literally putting money in their pockets.
>suck my fuck
How am I putting money in the pockets of somebody who I don't even know? I literally have no clue what they are or what they do. I was just saying you come across like a starstruck teeny bopper with their dicks in your mouth because some anon said something negative about them.
also here's some lyrics that i bet you couldn't write, you shitbrain
>I LIKE A BAD BITCH
>SHE FUCKS ME ALL NIGHT
>THEN SHE COUNTS MY MONEY WHILE I'M ON MY PLAYSTATION
>ALWAYS FUCKING BLAZE AND AMERICA'S MY NATION
This bitch is crazy as fuck.
And that's coming from someone who's crazy as fuck.
I hope you guys are in the mood for italian, because I got some spaghetti.
>join random gmod server
>stumble upon children that sound like they're 8-12
>think i can fuck with them
>find out that this is some faggot homestuck webcomic server
>children on the server consist of brony fag fur fag web comic fag hybrids
>utterly piss them off
>cleansed the server
>saved this picture
if bitches want water and you give them water for free, that seems pretty beta, dude.
dear god why does she keep feeding it
i see your Finley and raise you
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!!!!!
Oh shit the goose! I play fatcat and end my turn.
This is why I don't think people should be allowed to do irreversible body modifications until their 30 years old. Imagine what this is gonna look like when she's 50-60?
People think they're always gonna be young when they're in their 20's.