Going over to my girls house in an hour to fuck. Dub 5's

fart loudly

kill yourself

>>585254240
reroll

>>585254240
le reroll

Put a dildo in your ass

>>585254082

shit in her mouth

give her deep anal

>>585254082
Tell her this, in these exact words: 'Hey, so i was on this site i found the other day, called tumblr, and i guess i found out im a genderfluid mousekin dragonborn falmer orc and i feel so alive, and now, i want to take you off your feet and destroy your vagina like science has destroyed religion. (Put on fedora) (begin to tip it, confusing her, and probably giving her a euphoria trip)
Then,
>Fucketh Thy Lady

1/100 shot:

Pee on her.

Scream at the top of your lungs "ILL GIVE YOU THE OL' LICKAROO OF YOUR LIFE"

>>585254773
Reroll

>>585254893
And again

>tell her that you have to go home
>go home

OK YOU GRAB YOUR GIRL TO THE CORNER OF THE BED, LAYING ON HER BACK BUT STILL ON THE CORNER.
THEN I WANT YOU TO OPEN HER LEGS, WHILE DOING THIS PUSH HER LEGS TOWARD HER ALITTLE NOT TO MUCH AND SLIDE YOUR COCK SLOWLY AFTER DOING SO YOU CAN FEEL THE BACK OF HER PUSSY

>>585254082
louvar

"Hitler was okay i guess"

>>585255279
wtf what

stab her

>>585254082
have her fuck you with a strap-on
checkem

come out as gay

>>585255527
if only I had drawn it instead of saying it through text

>>585255733
reroll

break up with her

>>585255733
strap-on I agree

>>585255733
roll on this OP

>>585254082
fart in her face and say: SUP NIGGUH

>>585255733
rells

>>585255733
rolling for this

>>585255851
roll

>>585255733
bump here

Shit on the floor

>>585254082
>her room
Tell her to get her own place.

>>585255733
fucking do it

insist on making a satanic ritual before intercouse, then i cut your hand and draw a pentagram with your blood on her forehead, while chanting some latin-like bullshit.
never talk about it again afterwards.

>>585255997
how about she fuck you with a strap-on and after you break up with here

Rape her

fuck her ear

>>585254082
ask her if she's also into cuck

>>585256119
bump

>>585255851reroll

Cut your dick off

>>585256213
reroll

>>58525611
rolling for this

lick her shoe

>>585254977
Winrar

>ask her if she wants the "old lickaroo"

make her wear a jaden mask as you fuck

>>585256655
winrar

>>585256655
winrar

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>>585255467
OP here, Fucking doing this. She and her family are jewish

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pics op
delivar

>>585257059
go on op