Going over to my girls house in an hour to fuck. Dub 5's decides what i do when we first get into her room, will deliver later tonight
Tell her this, in these exact words: 'Hey, so i was on this site i found the other day, called tumblr, and i guess i found out im a genderfluid mousekin dragonborn falmer orc and i feel so alive, and now, i want to take you off your feet and destroy your vagina like science has destroyed religion. (Put on fedora) (begin to tip it, confusing her, and probably giving her a euphoria trip)
>Fucketh Thy Lady
OK YOU GRAB YOUR GIRL TO THE CORNER OF THE BED, LAYING ON HER BACK BUT STILL ON THE CORNER.
THEN I WANT YOU TO OPEN HER LEGS, WHILE DOING THIS PUSH HER LEGS TOWARD HER ALITTLE NOT TO MUCH AND SLIDE YOUR COCK SLOWLY AFTER DOING SO YOU CAN FEEL THE BACK OF HER PUSSY
insist on making a satanic ritual before intercouse, then i cut your hand and draw a pentagram with your blood on her forehead, while chanting some latin-like bullshit.
never talk about it again afterwards.
OP here, Fucking doing this. She and her family are jewish