Nigglets, lez do dis.

I cut off my penis and ate it this morning.

show tits

show tits pls

Im a nigger

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Have you heard of holeguy?

i suck cock

can i shit on your chest

I had sex with your brother

i sucked my dads dick for fathers say

I started shitting violently thinking of you

Hey twinkie how ya doin?

Hey do you like small penises?

i eat ass

>>585111488
Tbh I do that....

You lady parts are amazing.

>>585110710
Im ugly. Thoughts?

I want you to gag on my cock while I fist you.

>>585110710
would u like to see my stamp collection/phallus?

If I shove peanut butter up my ass will you lick it while Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" plays?

I want to lick you entire body.

>>585111723
roooooooll

>>585111723
ROLL

I will slay the pussy!

If you don't suck my cock, I'll cut it off and forcefeed it to you. Btw I gave your dad a handjob.

Hi, how are you

Drinks on me.

If you fucked a nigger, I'd have to tie you up and shit in your mouth as punishment

>>585111996
kinda lame but winrar

>>585111996
Rinwar

>>585112186

I don't think there's anything wrong with the Islamic State.

White knight wins it's; hurry up OP. We want to ruin your relationship with that "girl"

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS, I'm a nigerian prince in need If you send me your credit card number i can transfer money to invest in my new buisness. The extra goes to you, and i am willing to give you 50% of the income.

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL:
[email protected]

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1 decides

>>585112494
roll

>>585110710
Jew

>>585112504
The kind you drink, doofus.

Whatever ones bill Cosby used

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>>585111888
dem trips

>>585112641
winar

>>585112504
your pussy juice ;))) send nudes please are u horny haha

>>585112504
On me, drink on me

Just one with extra nigger semen in it

i want you to drink my fuckin blood bitch

I want to bust all over your fat Mexican face

>>585112641
Fuck yea

>>585113039
rollin

>>585112641
winrar...glorious

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>>585113060

>>585112641
winrar

>>585113287
Wot m8?

>>585112641
Absolutely perect

>>585112763
Roll

>>585112641
Nice bro

Hawaiian Punch.

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>>585113488

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9 decides

>>585112641
I love you

>>585112641
Noice

Let's keep this moving. I'm waiting on my weed man.

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Accept him as your lord and savior.

>>585113650
Say yes so I feel less guilty tomorrow

Nothing to say, bill cosby is the real nigga mvp

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Nudes

>>585113650
It's called humor.

But for serious, let's hit up tappers, I know a guy there.

How about some Hawaiian Punch instead?

>>585113807
Roll

Show me tits, that is how you should respond

don't say nuthin just get busy on this needle dick of mine

Let's get together and make some bad decisions.

>>585113889
Goddamnit LOLOL

>>585113919
WINRAR

>>585113889
winrar

Say both

You aint gotta say shit nigger, a hoe is best off with a dick in the mouth, after a few cosbypolitans you'll see for yourself, but I doubt you'll remember.

>>585112504
My piss if you wanna come over here and get some

>>585113650
I'm just trying to have sex atleast once before I die. I was going to kill myself soon and I just wanted to experience atleast one good thing before I do it. Please.

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>>585113650
Tell me to lick the jizz off your tits, after I'm done date raping you.

>>585113889
Real winrar

>>585113899
Dubz for the win?

Say "I will let shove peanut butter up my ass and let you lick it while Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On plays"

>>585114451
Winter break is here...

rolling for:
you don't have to say anything, just drink darling... and leave the rest to me(;

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Topkek 3

Can I just smell your fart box?

>>585114619
>Fat Albert

I'll show you my fat albert if you show me tits

Now let's get serious. Can I lick Hawaiian Punch off your nipples.

>>585114762
Lol roll

>>585114619
i will turn ur sheets redder than fat alberts shirt

>>585114619
But for real, why don't we go to that new motel. You down to clown? ;)

>>585114796
reroll

>>585114619
Fat? Hah, you ever owned a mirror Miss Fatty McHams?

>>585114829
roll

>>585114826
Rolling a reroll

>>585114619
Fat Albert is what bitches nicknamed my dick after.

>>585114883
Ouch, stinging winrar

>>585114883
Oh No. We're fucked

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How many niggers have you fucked?

>>585114883
nooooo ignore this one, u got her

Fuck yourself hoe, but on the real you ever shit on a niggas chest before?

so we going for drinks or are we gonna skip straight to pound town?

>>585114883
Winrar

>>585114883
Ha, I fuking did it.

>>585114883
winnnnraR

>>585114762
rell

Whats on your mind? My fetish includes: BDSM, loli, dogs, and goats. Maybe you could be the bitch this time around

So are we going for drinks or can I come in a sock and use it to slap you?

I wanna lick your poop chute

>>585115584
rollin

Can I smell your dildo?

>>585114619
So you know what I call my dick.

>>585114883
winrar

>>585115163
Maybe choose this one instead?

I've been thinking about it.. I'd fuck you. Granted you are a 3/10 at best.. and granted you want penor just to get a green card.. fuck it. It'll be my community service ya bean burrito titty having slut

Op stop being a faggot

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Sorry she took forever to reply, 4

Sharpie in the pooper?!

>>585116128
your face is a faggot

>>585116112
Roll

Just kidding you are smoking hot. Show dem tittays!

>>585116112
Roll.

>>585116460
So... nudes?

OP is fag

>>585116112
Rawl

Send me tits, and I'll show you my 2 inch dick.

>>585116694
winrar gg

>>585116694
winrar

>>585116694
WINRAR

>>585116694
winrar!

>>585116694
Quick winrar, except she'll never reply.

GG, Op

>>585116460
perhaps we got off on the wrong foot, ur rly attractive, don't try to think about me having low standards

>>585116694
WINRAR

I'm big faggot, sorry im such faggot, I just love dick in my butt

>>585116694
YES

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>>585116694

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>>585116694

Arleen, you have vandalized my heart, raped my soul, and torched my conscience. You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and defenseless people.

Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and to have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement? You have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life. Did you want to inject as much misery in our lives as you can just because you can?...I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. It's not for me. For my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked; I did it for them... When the time came, I did it. I had to...You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brat. Your golden necklaces weren't enough, you snob. Your trust fund wasn't enough. Your Vodka and Cognac weren't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything.

I wanna see her rolls OP, make my day faggot

sometimes when I masturbate I jizz on the cat just to watch her lick it off

Winrar
>>585118000

>>585117011
New winrar

>>585117000
I guess this monstrosity is from the newer episodes.

That show has gone down the shitter.

>>585117000
check em

>>585117011

This guy put way too much effort into that,

roll for this

>>585117333
>>585117000

please take your trips elsewhere

>>585117448
> Implying it's not a copypasta

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Oh noes.. 7 decides

>>585117615
Fight me m9

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>>585117000

piss off, then

Arleen, I really need a friend right now, I know its weird what ive been saying but it's only because I know I can say anything to you. Its really been bugging me that I have to hide that I like little girls, there I said it. Please don't report me to the authorities but I have a whole stash of CP on my computer. I trust you so much please understand. You are a nigger though by the way. Fuck niggers

You have over 200 people watching you.
If you don't send nudes.
You will spammed and hacked.

>>585117723
Please? I'll return the favor

>>585117713

>Implying I'm a feline

>>585117723
You sock hitlers cock hoe :)

Can I smell what the inside of your pussy smells like?

No, I meant how about a pic of me nude?

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I'll show you my pussy if you show me yours

Arleen, I really need a friend right now, I know its weird what ive been saying but it's only because I know I can say anything to you. Its really been bugging me that I have to hide that I like little girls, there I said it. Please don't report me to the authorities but I have a whole stash of CP on my computer. I trust you so much please understand. You are a nigger though by the way. Fuck niggers!

>>585116694

winrar

>>585117723
IDGAF, here's my dick anyway bitch
>Attach dick pic

>>585117723
aids

>>585117723
Ur cute :)

>>585116112
Roll

>>585117723
I meant yours

>>585118017
Winrar....

>>585117723
C'mon we'll do a "I'll show you mine if you show me yourss."

>>585118007
Choose this winrar OP.

>>585118017
kek

>>585117977
winrar

>>585118007
winwarwar

So many double winrars, Satan does exist

>>585117723

so fuck you niggerniggerniggerfuckbitchniggerkfcniggerfuck

>>585118017
real winwer

>>585118017

Holy shit please send this OP

>>585117723
But girl you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Atleast let me oil you up

>>585118480
*does the move that nigger did*

>>>585118000

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Excellent thread, OP

Have a nice wallpaper

>>585119293

Say, that IS a nice wallpaper, can I save a copy as well, friend? :-)

>>585119441
no

>>585119538
kek anon kek

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8 decides

>>585119538

Anon: I really, really, really like that wallpaper, are you sure I can't save a copy, newfriend?

Do you prefer anal with or without lube

can I blow a load on your glasses?

Can I lick Hawaiian Punch off your ass

I bet it smells like retarded fat kid

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>>585119670
this

I'd drag my flaccid penis through molten glass to see the mole on your ass.

>>585119538
please! My sister just isn't doing it for me anymore...

>>585119670
This is a prank form 4chan. Please block me

I eat ass

I bet it tastes of cotton candy.

>>585119670>>585119670
Awesome when can we meet up?

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>>585119670
I need your help

Can I lick Hawaiian Punch off your ass..

>>585119670
you give off that "molested by dad" vibe.

>>585119670
Honestly, I'm a little drunk right now. My girlfriend dumped me and I've been feeling pretty off. I'm messaging you because you seem easy to talk to and that's really what I need right now

>>585119807
rerawling

>>585111599
Dubdubdub

>>585119848
IGNORE THIS FAGGOT

>>585119848
keeeeeeeeeek
winrar

>>585119740
reroll

>>585119832
Rollll

>>585117898
rolling for this

>>585119848
FUCK YOU FAG

>>585119848
O shit m8

>>585117723
But I love you

>>585110710
dear mods please ban me so i can stop coming back to this gay site

>>585114309
winrar fucker

>>585119920
reroll. Please

>>585111888
111888
Dubtrip

>>585119848
fuck offfff

>>585119848
IGNORE OP
>>585119885
REROLL
IGNORE OP

>>585119848
LOL

Eat a dick anon

>>585119670

im asking what to say in reddit because im a real faggot

>>585119670
I'm chugging nigger cum

>>585120056
ANUS PIC

>>585119848
FUCK YOU

>>585120122
The term is tripdub

>>585119807
Rolling for

eyy lmea

>>123456789GET

>>585120866
newfag

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Look what you did faggot and she blocked me. Great...

>>585120692
fail