Top 3 things you've leaned in life so far

>>584880078
1. People are cunts
2. Immediate family is everything
3. Trust no one

>>584880078
1. Money is everything
2. People suck
3. Acids are acidic because of H+ ions

>everything is meaningless
>life is beautiful
>much of what we think is based around man-made terminology

1.Marijuana is a miracle.
2.I need more Marijuana.
3.Marijuana.

1.cogito ergo sum
2.always seek understanding
3.everything is subjective

>>584880078
1.table
2.wall
3. railing

1. Drugs are cool
2. Love can kill or save a man
3. Nothing is as it seems

>>584880078
>Life sucks
>Money is Power
>Homo Sapiens will destroy the earth with their determination for knowledge.

1. OP
2. Is
3. Faggot

>>584881530
2 for 3? You could be me

>>584880078
>Life isn't fair
>No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse
>There's no such thing as karma, cosmic balance or luck

>>584880078
TEST

>>584880078
1. shit happens
2. love is a dream
3. we all die

1. The most important thing you have in your life is your mental and physical health

2. The second most important thing are your friends and family

3. Always be open to opportunities. They will never come and go as you expect them.

1. How to whistle
2. How to whistle
3. How to whistle

if it bleeds it dies.
if it bleeds i can kill it
act like a bitch gunna die like a bitch

1. Don't dwell on shit you can't fix
2. Advanced beings helped shape the world to what is today
3. I don't know what the fuck a shadow man is. But he exists.

Deny everything

Say yes to everybody, accept candy from strangers

Say maybe to your wife

You're gonna succeed in life.

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>>584880078
1.There's much more to life than your small, shitty part of the world
2. Always move forward
3. You define your success.

1. Fuck bitches, get money
2. Get a fuckin job, Al
3. Life sucks

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>>584882890
>Mfw you know about the shadow man.

>>584883492
>Life sucks.
You're doing it wrong.

>>584880078
1.- time is gold
2.- trust no one
3.- tits or gtfo

>Help me
>He's watching me
>Run

>>584883871

So how do we do it "right"?

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1- trust nobody
2- not even yourself
3- op is always a faggot

>>584884332
get off 4chan for a start

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Don't talk about /b/

OP is always a faggot

Tits or GTFO

>The universe and human potential are too vast to put limits on it, such as religious beliefs.

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1.) happiness is a decision.
2.) life is better when you're kind to everyone.
3.) the only way you'll get what you want is to work your ass off for it.

>>584882864
>if it bleeds it dies.
Explain menstruation.

>>584880078
1.people are dicks
2.everyting is meaningless
3.we gonna die sooner or later

Be attractive
Dont be unattractive
Dubs dont exist

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>>584885202
Get outta my head, man.

Every concept is a word made up
Everything is a lie
Everything is fabricated

Welcome to "life", a scam I'm slowly realizing on what the real deal is.

>>584880078
1. Almost every girl is a cunt, who you have to treat like shit to get anywhere in a relationship ( at my age atleast ).
2. Theres almost no way to live a good life, in this day and age ( you just work your whole life to pay bills, then die)
3. Human being have an inherent sense of entitlement and superiority and our planet has been absolutely destroyed by us and us alone

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>>584885592

>>584880078
>don't feed the trolls
>if it exists, there is porn of it
>when one sees a lion, one must get in the car

>>584884332
Workout. How you look reflects how other people perceive you as well as you perceive yourself. Become more confident. Refer to my previous advice. Set goals. This is fucking important. Don't have dreams or ambitions. Set a fucking goal. Start small and work your way up. I come from a family of fast food workers and nurses. I now make 106k (more than anyone else in my family) doing what I love, and travel the world regularly. It's possible anon. You just have to go out and get it. Remember, start small.

We're a bunch of talking monkeys on a rock flying through space.

nothing we do do will ever matter in the grand scheme of the universe.

we are nothing, a fraction of a dot in the timeline of everything

>>584880078
>Only you can help yourself
>Money is Power
>Islam is pure evil

>>584881698
You're a cool dude.

>>584880078
Happiness is all that matters, but only when its found in oneself

Tits or GTFO

Pics or It Didn't Happen

>>584882280
3 isn't true

>>584881816
forty keks

>>584882890
>shadow man
confirmed. i know this isn't /x/, but it's weird how many people see those things. myself included

>drugs are only a temporary way to feel happy when you're drowning in sadness

>romantic relationships are the most beautiful and yet terrifying things someone can go through

>never allow yourself to be someone's second choice

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Time is a created thing. 4chan is a waste of time that can be better spent.

Never rely on others for what you can accomplish yourself.

Remember number two and nothing can stop you. Fail to heed number two and you will only further cripple yourself.

>>584882890
Due to a pretty long amphetamine binge I started seeing shadow people. And God damn I understand it was probably just shit my brain was making up in my head due to not sleeping for nearly 5 days but it may have been the scariest thing I have ever had to experience

>>584886637
Can you prove that it isn't true any more than the person you quoted can prove that it is? Not to mention you said that their 3rd point wasn't true, without commenting on their first point, which says the exact same thing in fewer words and with broader scope.

>>584880078
Every action has a reaction
only you can trust shit to get done in your own life
Everyone has emotions or motives

>>584887245
>Time is a created thing.
Can you explain this?

>>584886835
3rd one very true

>>584887359
at least you have reasonable cause to think it wasn't real. Trying being with a group of 3-4 people, and everyone present sees them at the same time. We hadn't even finished our first beers or packed the first bowl yet, so we couldn't pass it off as a drunken, high, mass hallucination.

>I
>Get
>Dubz

> OP is a fag

> shit sucks

> jimmies get rustled

>>584880078
Life has no purpose, life itself give itself purpose, but objectively, there is no point. This also applies to the universe and existence as we know it ourselves.

Being a misanthrope helps you get over things involving other people quicker.

Paranormal stuff is real.

>>584880078
success is literally proportional to effort.
the right girl is hard to find, hooking up with girls is not hard
almost everyone is unhappy and it kind of sucks :(

>>584880078
1. Everybody has something to sell and all of it bullshit.

2. 90% Women are selfish cunts

3. You never will realize any of your childhood dreams.

>>584886372
Thanks i don't hear that often..

Everything is a lie
Trust no one
Aliens are real and they are the only hope for mankind

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>>584880078
>2014
>not checking these dubs

drugs make you feel worse in the end
never show your true emotions
read books

>>584887245
what if you slightly enjoy the time you're wasting?

>>584888488
I applaud you sir

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>>584888488
>88

>>584881565
make it a haiku

>>584887657
Life is all about the decisions you make each day. I saw a quote that said "Time is a created thing. To say you don't have time is to say you don't want to". That really stuck with me, though I poorly integrated it into my main point that if you can go to bed each night knowing you used your time wisely that day, you're life will be better.
Or so it has worked with me.
Except the staying off 4chan part before bed.

>>584880078
Well let's see...

1. I've leaned on my counter
2. I've leaned on my car
3. I've leaned on the back of my couch

That's about it OP. What have you leaned on?

>>584888624
#1 is literally the most truthful statement I have read.
I was gonna argue that pot doesn't have that effect on you, but after I thought about it, at least for me, there were times that it did

>>584888384
well, you took the words right out of my mouth, so 4/5 bro, would have a beer with.

>>584888635
If it doesn't stop your forward progress in life, than good.

There's a difference between leisure time being a reward and leisure time being an escape.

1.Life sucks
2.Suicide is painless
3.A squared plus B squared equals C squared

>>584889346
*then good
Fuck I'm tired.

>>584880078
1: just because she says she loves you and will never leave doesnt mean shit.
2: you can work hard, do right and still get fucked.
3: it is still okay to have some feels for those less fortunate.

OPPOSITE B PLUS MINUS SQUARE ROOT B MINUS 4 A C DIVIDED BY 2 A

>>584880078
1. 90% of people are scientifically illiterate
2. Those 90% of people have nothing important to say
3. I am a pretentious bag of dicks

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>>584889526
Oh man, first statement hit me close to home. I'm sorry for whatever shit you were made to go through.

>>584880078
>There is no right and there is no wrong
>There is no good and there is no evil
>There is no past and there is no present; there is only Dan

Whoever can see through all illusions will always be Dan

>The most precious person for anybody should be himself or herself, so love yourself. You are the best thing you have, because you have yourself for all of your life.
>Friends come and go, but never let yourself be a bad friend, or worse, a bad person.
>Remain calm even when the times are hard, this is really difficult. But thinking calmly is certainly the best one can do in times of stress.

>>584889828
any person who is truly aware of the people they are surrounded by will eventually become a narcissist

>>584880078
>Keep your head down
>Think >>> Act
>Smoke weed every day

>>584889362
IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES

>>584890040
Thank you

Someone in this thread buy me a meal. I'm a student between paychecks and I'm currently broke as fuck.

>>584880078
there can be existence or non-existence
death is certain
time is as real as love

1. the first cut is the deepest
2. when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
3. when it comes to loving me he's worst

>>584890336
Read the thread and you'll all you need.

>>584890016
WHAT A MAD MAN!

>>584885335
He means if it can bleed it can die, dipshit

>>584890336
fuck this guy
buy me a meal!
im sexier

>>584890380
Death isn't certain. Heard of the Immortal Jellyfish?

What bout The Singularity?

Rolling dubs on 4chan brings true happiness.
>roll

>>584890336
UK fag?

1. Listen to your parents
2. Stand up for yourself
3. Respect and sympathy goes a long way

>Lean pockets
>Lean Turkey
>Lean Cuisine

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philosophy
solipsism
suicide

>>584889979
Girl I was with fkr 4 years, proposed, supposed to get married. 2 weeks before I deploy to afganistan with the marines recieve a text from an old bro "hey man, do you own a red truvk, cuz one has been parking at you and your girls place every day for a while." Tomorrow was when the wedding was supposed to be. In my rage some hajis may have been fucked up who didnt need to be.

Money
Bitches
Thug Life

>>584883744
>>584886742
>>584887359
Oh yes. I've seen it twice and the second time had me believing full fledged. Stephen hawking suggests they're interdementional beings that are for some reason attracted to our emotions and brain power. Literally looked one in the face for 5 solid seconds of indescribable fear. They do exist. I don't know why, but they're are without a "shadow" of a doubt real.

>>584890299
I just really love myself, you should try it too. I can't even remain mad at an act committed by me, my first thoughts are "How can I fix it?".

>>584880078
1. Fuck midterms
2. Space is scary
3. Smogon will even call keys broken

>nature is indifferent. Learn to live with it or get ill from stressing over it.
>death and chaos are universal constants.
>there is no absolute meaning of life. You will never be 100% sure of why you're alive. To know this and keep on living is the real beauty of life.

>>584890710
VA,Murica

Life is about balance
The only way to win is not to play
Everythang's corrupt

money is power
honesty is power
humility is power

if one can juggle these three in equivalence. they will achieve happiness

1. People are hypocrite fucks, me included
2. Money solves most problems
3. Benis

>>584890962
When I was in afganistan we fought an engagement for 4 days. Didnt sleep the whole time. People I shot in a different deployment were walking up and talking to me.

1. Don't eat the yellow snow.
2. A ducks arse is watertight.
3. Dolly Parton sleeps on her back.

>no matter what happens, never, EVER panic. Panicking never helps anything.
>people can be sick, twisted monsters
>there is always hope.

1. Men like chicks with dicks but somehow that's not gay
2. Assholes ruin anything and everything
3. Be respectful

>That which does not kill you can only make you wish it did
>The more you have, the more you have to lose
>Belief is just an opinion with an ego