Almost had sex with a FTM (female to male), bailed because it was horrible. Will greentext it if enough interest, have a few pics she(he?), whatever, sent me.
>be browsing Squirt
>see trans person looking for tall uncut hairy guy
>message her (we'll just fucking say her)
>get immediate response "I love your uncut cock"
>literally the response I get
>be chatting back and forth, is fucking straight forward about sex, tells me exactly what she likes
>eventually get number, we start texting
>she always leads the conversation, asking me what I liked and if I liked this
>eventually asks if I want to come over
>hesitantly say yes
>gives me her address
>tells me she's ready for me
>I get pretty fucking nervous, never been with somebody like this, or someone so open about sex
>scramble to get ready, throw on clothes, wash uncut dick so fresh, replace cum stained underwear
>tell the roommates I'm going to see a movie
>go to convenience store, pick up gum, begin chewing gum
>start to drive to her place, pretty close, only 5 minute drive
>park my car across the street in my college's parking lot (goes to the same college, and lives next to it)
>see her standing out in the front of her house
>walk up to it, make small talk, say hi, we go upstairs to her room
>big room, only a corner is being used, bed, desk, some shitty laptop, netflix open on it
>she lays down, I sit down, defensive position
LMAO lost my shit.
What the fuck is this?
>There's no operation they can have I believe, not like they can grow a dick or anything
shirley, you jest
>we make a FUCK ton of small talk, she has anchorman 2 playing in the background, we watch a little bit of it
>talk about college, she's an art major (no fucking surprise there)
>asks me what I do and what I like
>she starts talking about how she was a lesbian or some shit then started talking testosterone to "fill the connection"
>tells me how she gets off
>apparently they develop a little dick from their clit, she gets off by rubbing it up and down?
>we continue to just chat, talking about school, where I came from, where she came from
>starts rubbing my leg with her foot
>get on top of her, start making out
>beard is a litle weird, but fuck it
>she fucking goes HARD
>immediate tongue, kissing my neck, sucking my lips, all 11/9 yards
>tells me to lay next to her, starts going down my shirt, rubbing my crotch
>undoes my belt, takes of underwear, whips dick out
will continue, I have a naked picture of her, but fucking warning, this is the reason I bailed, fucking DISGUSTING, will only upload if enough wants
Do it god dammit. This is fucking 4chan, not your moms fucking facebook wall.
Begging anonymous people to give you permission to continue doing what you're doing is a huge sign of insecurity.
I'm guessing this person was strange, but you knew that getting into it, and your insecurity left them unsatisfied because you're a little bitch.
And now you're being a little bitch to a bunch of numbers on a random board.
Do your fucking thing, coward.
well goddamn, i have to see it now/
>actively seeks sex with a trans male
>complains about it trans men
OP is a bigger faggot than expected.
>tells me how she gets off
>beard is a little weird, but fuck it
Hurry the fuck up
I need to go to the bar
want to see this
He's all like lemme tell you niggas a story and then he's like brb gotta type that shit.
DO IT NOW.
says the feg posting homosuck
>she starts stroking my dick
>whatever, don't feel anything
>she gets on top of me, and starts going ham on my dick
>this is when I start to sketch, I feel literally nothing on my dick, almost just like warm water is being poured on it
>she's going hard on my dick though, I can hear her going down to the base (i'm 6 inches)
>bobbing head up and down
>fucking places my hand on her head, this bitch WANTS me to gag her
>despite all this I'm feeling a solid NOTHING
>at this point she rolls down my jeans and takes off her chest guard? it's like a wife beater that's supposed to hide your tits I guess
>keeps going ham, but at this point, seeing her body and not really feeling anything, making me question what I'm doing
>eventually lays down to me, pulls down her pants, I creep up, push underwear down
>she grabs a bottle of lube before anything, lubes it up, I start fingering her
>remember that she likes getting her clit stroked, start stroking it
>the fucking literal second I do that she starts making a noise like if frankenstein was getting a 12 incher shoved in dry
>sounded like a fucking moose
>at this point i'm barely managing half a boner
will post the horrid pic at the end of this story, coming up boys, give me a sec
OP please hurry, this is a very interesting story.
This tied to chat with me online a few weeks ago.
everybody walk the dinosaur
here we go op im calling the fake out
So like serious question but uh... do those gruys want to power fuck dudes or are they trying to pick up chicks?
I kinda want to get powerfucked by something with a pussy but I hate the male aesthetics... also I'm not a very aggressive man, definitely lean more on the sensual side of lovemaking.
Don't feel anything?
I have fucking priapism. I CAN cum from nothing. Quit bein a fag and just admit it was good.
>getting dick sucked
>sensual side of lovemaking
What you on about your virgin fuck, its possible not to come from sex? especially when its this fucking disgusting, i found myself making girls come before i do and im only 19 its fucking shit
>eventually the moose fucking screams, clamps down on my hand
>she lets go, panting, asks me to keep going
>whatever, as long as it keeps away from my dick
>keep doing it, about another 2 minutes in she mutters "too fast"
>slow down, do it very slow, she's moaning like a goddamn cow getting mutilated
>I swear to god I'd rather be blowing donald trump
>eventually get another hand breaking orgasm, she's howling again
>I still haven't even come close to cumming
>she starts stroking/blowing me
>after like 5 minutes I guide her away and finish myself
>we sit there just breathing heavily
>she starts to stroke me again, trying to get me hard
>my dick and brain and telling me to fucking ABORT
>literally say "hate to break the mood, wanna finish tomorrow"
>keep in mind, we were supposed to meet tomorrow, so I'm using this to my advantage
>she says "ok"
>looks really sad
>get clothes on, we walk downstairs
>put shoes on, she says "i'll be waiting tomorrow"
>comes in for a kiss
>literally almost jump out the door
Bad experience, I wanted to experiment, results are never do it again. Sounded like a dying animal of multiple variants, body looks disgusting. Also, I did feel her sucking me off, but at no point did I feel like cumming once.
You asked for it, let me know if any of you can see after looking at that.
continue op simultaneously curious and fucking terrified to see the pic at the end....
Posted that before refreshing, just saw it... Its a big fat fuckin hairy dude with a goddamn vagina AGGHHHHH MYEYES
>sounds like a moose
>looks like a moose
Op. What made you decide to even consider this.
So a lesbian that wanted to be a man so she could suck cock...
Holy shit man. HOLY SHIT man. I've never been that fucking hard up for ANYTHING.
this doesn't expand dong
this doesn't expand dong at all
Because I didn't see any body pictures before I met her, like yea whatever I don't care about chubby but fucking christ I don't wanna see gabriel iglesias with a vagina.
I feel ya OP. I've had some bad blowjobs and regretful sexcapades before. I know 100% of the feeling of having someone blowing you and it literally doesn't feel any different than someone rubbing your leg. I've also just got up and left one time too much like you did. Honestly, none of them were as bad as that though. Jesus. Maybe I'd try and get my dick in it and think of something else? I don't know... I'd probably just leave...
My bf told me a story about his friend fucking this dike bitch and he said she was so loose it felt like fucking a coffee can full of warm water! She later made the transition but I thought that was funny
You use this situation to try out some kinks you don't normally get to try. Someone in between genders has to be open minded, since they're asking you to give a blowjob to their he-clit.
Holy shit man. Thanks for the lulz. I've been waiting to fuck my wife to see what you did and it was worth it. Holy shit.
OP fucking delivered.
This whole situation is confusing. i think i need to go to bed
That's all for tonight boys, I'm feeling pretty damn disgusted right now, but fuck, gotta take some risks, and not everyone can say they got with a FTM so hey I got something.
Just washed my mouth, dick, and took a shower, and gonna play CSGO. Thanks for the audience boys.
Also, I will not meet up with her tomorrow, most likely gonna block her number and forget it.
obviously. people here are so retarded. OP is also a humongous faggot for posting this kind of shit. makes me fucking sick.
OP, if i was your father, i'd beat you senseless.
I already gave away the ending. But okay...
>talk to chick
>go to her house
>she says to park down the street because neighbors gossip
>chubby mexican chick
>we smoke pot and chat
>i'm doing my charming guy shit
>she's like wow why dont you have a girlfriend?
>dont tell her that i think women in general are just horrible people, change subject
>her parents own a beaner restaurant
>i'm playing hard to get, she gets real cutesy attitude trying to be seductive
>we make out
>i didn't bring a condom
>she goes and gets a condom from her "roommate"
>starting to suspect i'm being baited into some cuckhold bullshit
>its a magnum condom but its surprisingly not that big
>she says i have to go down on her first
>i get her to suck my cock some anyways
>no intention of going down on her
>get a look at her vagina
>oh god her clit is a tiny dick
>already fingering her, start jerking off her big clit like its a tiny dick lol
>try to pretend i licked it by spitting on my finger and stroking the big clit
>my ruse fails
>i'm just totally turned off and tell her this isn't gunna work
>she's all frustrated
>apparently she cancelled on another guy who was on his way because i was so charming on the phone
>what a slut huh
>she calls the other guy, who is now home
>the loser gets in his car and heads back
>while she's doing this i'm in the bathroom staring at myself in the mirror
>why did you attempt this why why why ugh gross
>go to car, sit in car, chill and wait to get a look at the other desperate craigslist loser who is about to be traumatized
>lol its a nigger, even craigslist sluts prefer whites
Look, I'm not trying to be the white knight here.
But this type of shit is exactly why all of you are pathetic virgin betas.
Why didn't you just tell him/her/it that you weren't feeling it, and that you guys should stop?
You fucking put yourself through that shit all 100% on your own. You didn't tell it to stop, you didn't back out, you were desperate enough to get your dick sucked by....THAT.
You're the pathetic beta loser, not her.
You deserved all the shit you get, and I hope to christ that she pulls phsyco bitch on your ass and harasses you from here on out because you are god damned pathetic. Holy shit.
Also you fucking solicited sex from a dude. You are a fucking faggot.
I can smell that from here. Fuck that shit. You're out of your mind. I will pray for you tonight, and I don't even believe in God.
>I'm not atheist though so keep your mouths shut
I'm not atheist, you virgin. And how is believing in God any better if I were?
>agnosticism: stop thinking you know everything; don't be a fucking know-it-all; don't believe in fairy tails until you see them
Because I wasn't fingering her when I was talking to her.
It's like you have to drink milk but aren't allowed to smell or look at it, you can only drink it, and you only know if it's rotten after you're done.
No Nigger. You look at the expiration date. That way you know before you taste it. You had to be able to see them jelly rolls beforehand. And For fucks sake that neckbeard. You decide to hook up with a FTM and it happens to be a fat neckbeard.
this is why i lurk 4chan. I dub you king of /b for today. Know that your efforts are appreciated by your loyal subjects and we all hope to see your greentext on fucking a male to female soon...
Nigga come on really. If you gonna fuck a tranny at least make it a good looking one. Her tits look like expired deli meat, she has a neck beard, she's as fat as a cow and her cunt looks like a carpet display sample.
You are into some FREAKY shit.
I'm pretty desperate and have low standards but that is fucked
He's probably lookin at this thread right now tipping his fedora