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make me look sexy pls /b/

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 198
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make me look sexy pls /b/
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bumping for potencial
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>>584660779
Shave that mustache and lift you fag
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>>584660938
I've osteogenesis imperfecta and I look twelve years old without my lip-pubes
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>>584661298
try it anyway. you might catch a cougar
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you are welcome
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>>584661925
that's not even my mustache, that's my eyebrow.
did you never study geometry?
Also it's still an improvement, so thanks m8
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Bumping with my background removal so I have time to finish
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Thank me later
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rip thread.
wasted potential, /b/, wasted potential.
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>>584663504
Fuck outta here faggot
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Here anon Chan as sent as ever
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>>584663504
Art isn't instant, mate.

>>584663428
also kek
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Was gonna add a classy fedora, but the last thing we want is repition
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>>584666043
*repition
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>>584666103
*REPITITION
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any lurkers?
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>>584660779
someone keep this alive. ill brb
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alright op give me a moment
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>>584669045
I'll try to
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>>584660779
you can thank me later OP
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>>584669912
Fucking lost.
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you're welcome faggot
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OP here, I...I'm lost for words.
With your help I know I can be beautiful.
Also lurkers pls bump
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>>584660779
I'd say you're sexy as is. I'd have you.
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>>584671319
Play your cards right and you might.
Jk no homo
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how am i doing op?
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Did those brb people come back yet?
Can't tell anything without the ids anymore
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>>584671801
Jesus that's spooky.
Whatever you think makes me more attractive
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>>584660779
faggot
>>584671321
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>>584671801
update
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>>584660779
nuigger
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>>584660779
OP is faggot even guy in the other thread knows
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>>584672260
just a little more..
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>>584672647
alllmost done
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>>584670511
Can't trifoce.
Certainly can't Swastika.
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>>584660779
Technology isn't THAT good...
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>>584672469
Kek
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>>584673286
YEEEE
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>>584673127
winrar
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>>584673286
Oh DAMN OP just got fucking burned hard.
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>>584673127
juuuust aboutt...
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>>584673923
i fucking died when i read that.
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>>584673946
That's what euphoria looks like
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Fixed.
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>>584673946
aaaand done.
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I'm surprised no one has photoshopped a dick in yet...
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>>584670511
that is the worst swastika and hitler beard i have ever seen in my live. wrong direction is one thing, but that
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>>584670523
fucking hell i love it
good job anon
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>>584674374
this

orgies pleaze
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>>584674318
My fucking sides anon.
You win.
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>>584674318
EPIC WIN
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>>584670511
You fucked shit up in this picture. It looks horrible. Not only did everyone agree on the shitty swastika, but his mustache is supposed to be a small square under his nose. If I was OP, I would be the one calling you a faggot. Hell Hitler!!!
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>>584671801
>>584672260
>>584672647
>>584673127
>>584673946
>>584674318
holy fucking shit
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>>584674819
*Heil Hitler!!!
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>>584674819
What a faggot.
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>>584670511
Well, looks like this thread's shaming you.
So, as OP, you have failed to make me the sexy.
You lose.
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if dubs u ded
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>>584675235
Nigger
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>>584675314
ha, im not ded
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>>584675351
You´re the one who takes a shit while reading Mein Kampf.
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>>584675646
And you will always remain a dark skinned nigger
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>>584660779
fabulous
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>>584675875
>Dark skinned nigger
>Is fucking blonde with blue eyes Aryan Master race.
>You´re a dark skinned 'murrican who thinks they are so great.

BRING IT.
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>>584675956
Bueno
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>>584676119
kekekek
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>>584676032
Mmmm tell me more...
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still no dicks photoshopped?
You've changed, /b/.
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>>584676275
So you´re implying you want to fuck me?

Yeah, should have known you're a gigantic faggot.
How's life bro? Pretty shitty aint it?
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>>584676424
pls don't derail my sexyness thread
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>>584676424
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>>584676511
Fuck you you faggot i'll do whatever i want.
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>>584676418
I know, soooo sad...
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>>584676651
Totally. ;)
You must be such a troll for using that picture....
U MUST BE ELITE HAX0RZ
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>>584676781
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>>584677227
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>>584675956
Ive done it
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>>584677518
I LOVE YOU
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>>584677725
i love me
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>>584677518
"Hey kids, do you want some mushrooms?"
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>>584677957
WE´RE A HAPPY FAMILY NIGGER
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>>584678136
stfu you unfunny fuck
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>>584677416
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>>584678489
you laik w0t you see? ;)
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>>584677416
Somebody please photoshop NOW
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>>584678870
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>584679084
DO EET YOU FAGG0TZZZZ

>the one that actually posted it
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>>584679273
This chick has some faggot disease
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>>584679235
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>>584679502
>faggot disease

YEEEEEEEEEE
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>>584679522
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>>584679787
I WUZ LISTENIN
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>>584679787
meh gonna stop posting now
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>>584677416
THIS. PHOTOSHOP. NOW. DO ITTTTT
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hard one
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>>584680149
God damn faggot chill im not that beautiful.
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>>584677416
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>>584680253
Oh god im fucking DYING.
Thanks man. Xd
>offizial pouster
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>>584680253
Kek. He's the new beautiful fag in this thread. Mooooaaaarrrr
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>>584680470
AYYY LMAO.
I kinda wanted that to happen.
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You are the mexican John Candy, how could you look any sexier?
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>>584679522
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>>584681317
Oh god my fucking sides.
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>>584681445
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>>584681317
Moar
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>>584681939
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>>584681445
veldamort
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>>584683320
saving each and everyone.
literally laughing my arse off
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>>584683320
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>>584660779
i tried way too hard on this.
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>>584681056
God damnit, I really am.

>>584684170
looks like you printed out a photo of me, crumpled it up and flattened it out again.
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The new faces of /b/
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>>584684480
looks better though.
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>>584684547
OH YEEEEEEEE
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>>584684612
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>>584684547
8/8 I support this
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>>584684742
cry evryt1me
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>>584684170
redux
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>>584685036
holy fuark
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>>584685122
i need feedback. what's good, bad, etc?
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>>584685036
This one is actually pretty decent.
GG anon you made me sexier
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>>584685320
i like a good challenge.
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>>584685036
There;s quite a bit of blurring around the mouth, the left eye has a weird white line going through it.
Other than that, pretty solid
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>>584685370
AHHAHAHHA

WOOOOOOOOW RRRRRRRREKT
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>>584685370
OHHH, OP GOD MAD BURNED.
AGAIN!
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>>584685595
This is gold.
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>>>out
>>>/out/
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>>584686163
On a related note, I made this earlier and I thought yall might enjoy it
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>>584686414
why?
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>>584686414
wow, very pro of you sir.
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>>584686494
Because I had to learn paint.net somehow, and nemo was my first choice.
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I probably should put OP's face in the nemo scene
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>>584687125
thred is killz
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>>584687419
I noticed.
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>>584687768
shame
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>>584687838
If you can keep the thread alive for a couple minutes, I can make OP into a real life disny star
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>>584687929
how bout u do this one. would die
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>>584688193
I'll give it a shot
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Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_KEcWF73uo
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>>584688369
he's got swag though.
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>>584688193
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>>584689149
AYYYY
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>>584688161
I should probably add that this one impressed me a fair bit.
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>>584689398
fucking furry fegget
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>>584688161
Gotta go fast
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O shit thread's about to kill
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>>584690523
DONT DIE ON ME YET
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>>584690615
I AGREE WITH THIS ANON
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can two people bump a thread to safety?
Who knows
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>>584690673
well....no captcha...so
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good point
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>>584691003
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
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dumping all the OC I've ever made here until we get to the safe
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>>584691204
shit nigger, what did you DO
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I did 9/11.
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>>584691523
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>>584691719
You'd best be making something good, or we're bumping for nothing!
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>>584691785
too bored/tired mang
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>>584691976
Think it's time we let the thread go then?
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>>584692190
meh guess so, its only me and you here so yeah
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>>584692256
well, it's been a fun one then.
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>>584692577
Godspeed you you glorious fuck.
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kinda thought it'd be kill by now.
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>>584692845
yeah, you too man, you too
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>>584693014
Billy Mays here, it looks like this thread doesn't wanna die!
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>>584669571
how do you make these
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does v 8 stand for vegetable 8th
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>>584693440
STILL UP? GOD DANG IT
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>>584693504
You copypaste it a bunch of times, moving it in the desired direction with each new copy.
Kinda like a bread crumb trail, if ya get me
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>>584693583
I think it stands for Vehicle hate.
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>>584693626
The thread has remained so I remain.
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>>584660779
done.
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>>584693989
I r8 that...
8/8!
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>>584694214
Really? Nothing?
>>
Why hasn't this thread died or became active?
Sooner or later one of the two are gonna have to happen.
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>>584695143
This is like waiting for your pet dog to bleed ot death.
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I've gone to fucking infinite and beyond with this thread, but fuck this is getting tedious.
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I'm gonna shop 'em all.

also hello there, anon
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>>584696708
Forgot pick related
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>>584696746
also forgot perfect moment to say "pika related"
but ah well
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I think this is my best
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