The only religion that delivers every single year.
Are you prepared, /b/?
>>584644900
Jizzus is the one true savoir. All others are false profits. Thank you based jizzus, he shall cum again.
Bunch of newfags a don't know (or appreciate) the cum collector. They just want banana guy
>>584644900
good god yesssssssssss ive waited since last year for this
>>584644900
Yes I've been waiting for this fucker
>>584644900
Woop woop!!
>>584644900
samefags everywhere
>>584644900
nice dubs
im ready
>>584644900
What is this about?
Interested though
>>584644900
keep up the good work jizzus. your christmas gift is the only reason i havent an heroed.
>>584644900
waiting for our savior!
Holy fuck m8
>>584644900
standing by
>>584646036
welcome newfag
Fucking yes.
>>584645951
Haha look at this faggot doesn't know what them numbers mean
>>584644900
Inb4 newfag because I'm not, but this is the first time I've seen this.
Is that jizz?
>>584644900
I thought he didn't deliver last year. Nice to see that he did.
>>584646283
Can't you tell by the tinge? Its apple juice
>>584644900
You can fill up more if you use pee, just sayin.
>>584646274
Can you tell who is samefagging from the numbers on the post?
>>584646263
I just wanted to know what he does with the jizz bro
>>584646283
nope, is a parachute
>>584646487
Obviously.
>>584646283
He squashes his own oranges every year.
Banana guy is better
>>584646604
you're dumb as shit, just sayin
>>584646678
you gotta know how to work it newfag
>>584646487
Well everyone is calling him "Jizzus" so...
>>584646859
Can you explain?
>>584646678
highlight each one pookie bear
>>584646678
Hover your cursor over the numbers, they'll tell you how many unique posters there are based on the IPs, and the number of posts in the thread.
>>584645452
>profits
kek
>>584647015
I'm on a tablet
>>584646857
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wah wah
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>>584647333
tem trips doe
What does he do with all of the cum anyways?
I JUST REALIZED /b/ IS NOW CAPTCHALESS AND LOST THE IDs, AND DUBS CAME BACK.
How are the ID rolls gon' survive now.
>>584647557
>How are the ID rolls gon' survive now.
Those threads are cancer.
>>584644900
>delivers every year
Is it this time already? Tempus fugit.
>>584647333
muslim with trips
>9/11 v2.0 confirmed
>>584647557
They don't. We must feed off of dubs, trips, quads, and such
So what's your end goal here? Drowning someone in cum?
>>584647518
He ferments it into a tasty beverage.
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>>584647801
There were some funny ones. I guess we're gon' need to modify them.
I.
AM.
GOD.
>>584647987
No, anon.
They were never funny.
Ever.
>>584647333
Who let sandniggers on /b?
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We will always have the triforce!
Is he "coming" this christmas?
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>>584648467
bump for more cum
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>>584648247
Suck my dick.
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>>584648675
look at him and laugh
>>584648991
worse than all of them
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>>584649033
maybe not
>>584648675
as much...
>>584644900
I hope i haven't missed the party oh great one.
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>>584648892
What the fuck; is that old, burned/dried up cum?
>>584644900
Sooo is it for drinking? For the food bank?
>>584650052
Yes.
someone explain what happens to all that cum
>>584648892
golly the stench on that
>>584650921
literally it is just a collection. over the past six years i think it was an anon has been compiling his sperm and presenting it to /b/ every single fucking year around christmas.
>>584650921
It goes in bottles, probably in a closet.
Seriously, that's all there is to it.
But, there's actually a guy, who cums in bottles and saves it.
>>584651665
That motherfucker is our lord n savior. Jesus came once, but Jizzus came over and over for us.
>>584644900
PRAISE BE TO JIZZUS CHRIST!
In the name of The Fapper, The Cum, and The Holy Bottles. Amen
>>584648247
>tfw I can't because PC broke and stuck with notebook.
These guys promised to come back same day for more pissjinx. Well, the ones dying, so he might not be back. Shame, that OP seemed like a cool guy.
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>>584650052
Oh fuck, that thought is making me gag, no shit. Fuck dood.