NZ thread #2, shit happens edition.
Who's a little guy
Prison+dunedin visitor still here.
Bumping for nugs in Dunedin. Someone pls help a brotha out of this drought.
>minecraft toys get the bitches
I see we are doing better than last night
>going for a walk
>mfw in nz thread. ID spells ewe
What's everyone up to, has there been a heaven fight yet?
any hookups in auckland?
We probably all know each other.
minecraft toys bitches fuck u pricks who doubting the minecraft toys>>584225791
Came on late last night and it was barely 2nd thread after midnight, then it just devolved into a heaven fight. I think some brave soul made a 3rd, not sure where it got to
yeah m8, you need the perfect storm of drinking anons with nothing going on to get a repeat. Where IDgod @?
i miss those c o m f y threads
From the tron too! Who are you?
it's like 4chan doesn't want you to post
Photo of me.
That's why i use my phone for 4chan.
Nobody is going to find my bookmarks, and the mobile site hardly changes.
Though the new captcha system is a bit more of a pain on the phone, shit happens though.
Where do you get that from?
Only had the stuff in asian restaraunts, where it goes really well with the food. Might get some for my boiled noodles.
where is saint andrews?
Good shit m8
wouldn't it be funny if we hit image limit before >>584226009 comes back so he can't post any gay pics
maybe if i dump pictures
the captchas will go away
maybe the next thread will be comfy af
i think i need a shorter filename
anyone got that one gif of jessica taking a shot?
i need it hahaha
Just enjoy the show
Put up with his shit for a few years, then fuck off with half his stuff.
I didn't think we entered this territory for at least another couple of hours
any tuna OC?
Yea too bad hes only dumping. You should see it when he's posting while drunk. Pic related.
Help a bro out in Tauranga I need some green for tomorrow
*sips Gin and V*
Used to Live in hamildeath
The mans in pussy heaven
He's currently going through a divorce with his Japanese wife because she keeps snappin him out cheating
He had mistress for the last few years too
He basically says it's not even fair how hot and easy the jap chicks are
We only see the poo poo students here mostly but there are some stunners over there
I don't even dig on yellow but he's shown me some pics of chicks he's fucking and fuck me rusty they're smoking hot
There is also a fuck load of internationals there too, especially American chicks and scando chicks(my fav)
There are bars where you pay whatever the equivalent of $60 NZD and I'll you can eat and drink piss for 3 or 4 hours... Not to mention garden bars on the roofs of skyscrapers!
So fucking going for a holiday
haha nice pic of that homeless dude that always whistles or makes some sound at people so they notice him
i have fond memorys of goin to town and givin him a ciggy instead of money on my way to drink beer and fuck bitches
This guy's actually right. All you faggots do is post Korean girls and Niggers. It's cringeworthy and pathetic. I bet niggerposter doesn't even play basketball.
>inb4 1000/1000 gamerscore on NBA Live
I don't know if you caught me saying in the last thread... Be wary if you're white that the elderly japs might spit and curse at you.
They're still(understandingly) pissed off about getting nuked and think most whites are yanks
you do you m8, we all love you
i just brought this bottle of bourbon today and someones already drunk half
>also my fucking awesome minecraft light does you guys wanna see more of my minecraft collectibles
He says really good eh, you can get all foods from around the world they're a progressive country(one of the most)
Incredible whiskys too
Why would i be afraid of someone with a power level of Faggot?
It's just when you're walking down the street etc
He just walks on so don't pay too much attention but don't be surprised
Who knows, you might never have it happen
Heard some damn good things about jap whisky, keen as to try
wheres the genius who wrote this
Oh cool, explains why the eldderly are pissed too.
Was kinda conserned about eating there, being a vego. I guesa its like any other place though.
Aparently cheese is almost impossible to get there in decent amounts, without having to sell your kidneys first.
can you reply based to >>584231000
Got any recs?
Nah, white. Decents where scottish setters back in the day.
Dad convinced mum to go vego for personal reasons, so the whole family's just is.
Still i do love me a mean as spicy curry
God Save the Queen
God Save /pol/
Thank you sir, you're too kind
Baby on the way, mad bills to pay
Best of luck friend, hope you find something
>so he can't post any gay pics
What gay pics would that be?
Old pictures of New Zealand? Why don't you post old pictures of Korea?
When abouts does you need it?
I'm not sure what to say to it.
When NZfags meet off 4chan
yes i die last!
Had chips, coleslw, pork, lamb, bread rolls and coke.
Am now eating chicken.
What did you have internet child?
Oh, yeah, that's a good one, aye?
I think our little mate Nate like that one. He still here or he off sucking that business guys cock?
Start with this one
It's an excellent all-rounder
The glenfiddich of Japanese whiskys
Btw a Japanese whisky won best whisky in the world award. Can't remember what one but what an accolade above Scottish ones to win
None, unless i accententlyed some but we're pretty relexed about it. Closest i ever had was when we got fish & chips at some chinese place and i got a fish fillet thingy instead of potato.
Took one bite, pleh. Tasted like shit.
Parents went vego before they had kids, so nobody else has, except parents.
I don't try to make too much of a deal about it, as that just makes you a cunt.
Can't remember the name either. I can't get it in my neck of the woods, anyway.
For me, ya can't beat Glenmorangie Nectar D'or or Lagavulin. They're my two top favourites.
Here he is.
Christian boy from Tauranga in here?
How can you tell if someone that hasn't shared details with you on skype gets your message?
Cheers m8, just gotta track something down now. Can't imagine the henrys down the way has it
Female lead on the drama im watching looks like yoona
Haven't done that
Oh shit whats happening
You're an awesome person, and we all adore you greatly. You're like my idol, heaven. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
depressed german girl
Then hard liquor you must consume
whe is she so sad bros?
Looks like somebody had an axe to grind.
i was posting in the /nzg/ at that time
>"Police have cordoned the scene and are currently speaking with residents in the area to establish what has occurred...We're very much still trying to put the pieces together."
>"We're very much still trying to put the pieces together."
m8 come on
First thing that popped into my head.
I see you post this all the time and I have no idea what is pertains to.
Haha, reminds me of some guy that has no legs and he climbed up Everest or something. Mate was watching a news item about it and one reporter apparently said, at the end of the clip was shown, "What an amazing feet".
/nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL
alot of boards have generals or general threads revolving around a topic
i think it's safe to call these threads a general now
>tfw this thread is so fucking c o m f y
All thanks to you, bro, all thanks to you.
idk but i should check the girls weight before messaging them i mean god >.< also they should be fucking force to include there fucking weight i like a girl to ride my face not cave my skull in
>weres that doctor?
>mfw he isn't even spelling it phismosis
It's like no one cares about anything anymore
You went to /v/?
Don't worry, they were cursed a long time ago
>dont wanna go doctor he might suggest doing the jew
Nah there are stretching exercises and creams they can give you. You can also get a little snip that keeps your foreskin but let's it get pulled back.
How fucking long have you been on this website?
>ill be here till the last thread
>Thinking '11 was a long time ago.
>Threads deleted on /mu/
I'm surprised they took their hands off each others dicks long enough to delete a thread
>"why black girl cries?"
>"Because she a bitch ass nigga"
It was years ago which was years ago which was fucking years ago.
>posting since the start of 2010
When you were 14? I'm telling moat!
Yeah the follow up story revealed they then drowned in the shower
sick of all the gooks coming here and buying up all the houses, cant even afford to buy one, fuck off gooks new zealand still has a union jack on it meaning, conquered by europeans and your not welcome
>tfw you can't afford to buy a gook
Got confused by all the knobs to know which opened the door?
Thought you were going to the Ministry of Magic?
You weren't lost, your mum tried to drown you.
You weren't lost, you were looking for dick.
Can you even piss with phimosis?
I'm not American xo
I can't recall when I started. I can't recall what even lead me here. For years I was terrified of this place because "4chan=kiddie porn".
I seem to recall looking up pictures of the Third Reich and getting directed to, I guess, /new/. That was my first taste and I was shocked.
I started posting in /nz/ threads when beata used to create them at 6pm.
>I'm not American
>Being such a newfag that you think only Americans know the king of /b/.
RIP based king.
>i forgot about 300