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NZ thread #2, shit happens edition.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ thread #2, shit happens edition.
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why are IDs even back?
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>>584225546

Hey buddy
Who's a little guy
G'day sport
Champ!
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>>584225546
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Prison+dunedin visitor still here.
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Bumping for nugs in Dunedin. Someone pls help a brotha out of this drought.
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nelson/blenheim here
>minecraft toys get the bitches
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I see we are doing better than last night
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Oh Hai guys
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hamfag reporting back in, bored and lonely
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>>584225525

Anyone know how to get syrup in NZ?
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>>584225853
timing bro......timing
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Hello, boys!

>going for a walk
>brb
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>tfw don't know what to rename 11,495 pictures to
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>>584225914
Tronfag in same boat. Fuck this town
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Still need a good insult. Go!
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>>584225853
How so?
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>>584225970
>mfw in nz thread. ID spells ewe

What's everyone up to, has there been a heaven fight yet?
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any hookups in auckland?
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>>584226102
Look in the mirror.
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Reporting In.
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>>584226045
We probably all know each other.
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>>584226045
where you at?
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>>584226116
Goddamn council
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minecraft toys bitches fuck u pricks who doubting the minecraft toys>>584225791
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>>584226213
St Andrews. You?
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>>584226261
:-(
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>>584226116
Came on late last night and it was barely 2nd thread after midnight, then it just devolved into a heaven fight. I think some brave soul made a 3rd, not sure where it got to
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>>584226208
Most likely
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Got anymore storys from the cuz in japan?
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>>584226154
Also looking for hookups in Auckland.
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>>584226334
Why are you posting our private conversations? I trusted you
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>>584226337
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>>584226161
did. doesnt really insult me. just ugly as. need bad names. come on, deliver!
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>>584226430
Still not as good as the time it lasted to 4:30am.
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>>584226478
>a girl messaged me first
>complimented my minecraft toys
you didnt expect me to rub it in those minecraft hating fags
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>>584226395
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>>584226580
yeah m8, you need the perfect storm of drinking anons with nothing going on to get a repeat. Where IDgod @?
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>>584226560
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>>584226580
word

i miss those c o m f y threads
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>>584226208
From the tron too! Who are you?
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>>584226891
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>>584226853
Aye, all i need is a ton of my rat pics and i'll be set.
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>>584226569
deliver, cunts!
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>connection error
>captcha
it's like 4chan doesn't want you to post
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>>584227164
they moved the post button too :O i dont like this much change all at once
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>>584227021
Photo of me.
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Tokoroa reporting in, anyone else getting their wallets rekt from Christmas?

>>584225962
just make it from paracode
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>>584227292
i keep clicking the options field ;_;
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>>584227164
They can't handle you m8.
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>>584227121
fake heaven is fake
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gonna test my new pics for dumping
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>>584227383
wow m8, that realy insulted me. not.
is that all u got? booooring.
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I got myself some green tea so I can drink it during nz threads
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>>584227292
That's why i use my phone for 4chan.

Nobody is going to find my bookmarks, and the mobile site hardly changes.
Though the new captcha system is a bit more of a pain on the phone, shit happens though.
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>>584227364
:'( im not a man of strict routine but this much change over 2 weeks is making me feel ill why change anything 4chans awesome the way it is
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>>584227487
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Chch back in

Edgeware/St Albans
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>>584227320
sick hat
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i got accepted into AUT
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>>584227516
Where do you get that from?

Only had the stuff in asian restaraunts, where it goes really well with the food. Might get some for my boiled noodles.
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>>584226649
where is saint andrews?
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>>584227794
The supermarket in the tea section.
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>>584227779
Got a ciggy bro?
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>>584225882
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>>584227603
The look at /pol/ and be glad it didn't happen here. Shit's crazy yo.
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>>584227791
Good shit m8
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>>584227292
Something changed? I use 4chan x
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>>584226009
Getting ya creep on GW
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best cheap escort in chch?
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>>584227791
grats
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Anyone here work at Pak n Save?
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>>584226149
Berry disonarabl
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wouldn't it be funny if we hit image limit before >>584226009 comes back so he can't post any gay pics

hahaha
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>>584227931
>>584228080
cheers bruh
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maybe if i dump pictures

the captchas will go away

maybe the next thread will be comfy af

who knows
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>>584226449
What sort you wanna known?

He's back living there now after moving home for a bit a few years ago
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i think i need a shorter filename
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>>584225882
What does Yanaka Ter Allen see in him? Why would anyone date Paul Henry?
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anyone got that one gif of jessica taking a shot?

i need it hahaha
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>>584227516
Me too

Pissing consistently
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>>584227791
Well done
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He's drunkposting again guys... Godspeed.
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>>584227794
Supermarket

I get healtheries pure green
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>>584228662
Just enjoy the show
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This dump is pretty impressive
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>>584228439
Money.

Put up with his shit for a few years, then fuck off with half his stuff.

>captcha confirms
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Ok idbro we love you and all, but you might be going to far this time.
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Petone fag reporting in, fuck kpop and fuck Auckland too
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>>584228719
Cheers, i'll give it a shot next time i'm shoping.
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>>584229008
I didn't think we entered this territory for at least another couple of hours
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any tuna OC?
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>>584228853
Yea too bad hes only dumping. You should see it when he's posting while drunk. Pic related.
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>>584228338
>>584228338
how was the pussy game?
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>>584229008
It's getting late, just embrace it.
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>>584229008
You shouldve seen it when idbro and sportsbro got to image limit before bump limit. Shit was crazy.
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Help a bro out in Tauranga I need some green for tomorrow
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>>584229295
Sorry bro my shop's up in Whangarei
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>>584229273
When was that?

I couldn't be bothered lurking yesterday.
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>>584229031
No worries

The organic stuffs excellent too so might not hurt to get both and see for yourself
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>>584229424
Few days ago. Dont think idbro posted yesterday so hes probably making up for it.
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>>584229119
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>tfw listening to Hare Hare Yukai
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>>584228150
new world
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>>584226102

hmmm

*sips Gin and V*

You're Mother
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if theres a third thread we shall do our comfy game of names of........black people
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>>584226208
Used to Live in hamildeath
not now
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Kill yourselves you beta kiwi faggots
You are embarrasing your shitty county here with your desperation
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Still waiting for someone to deliver.
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>>584229561
Yeah sounds like i missed it. Bugger.
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>>584227487

Oh look Heaven is displaying autistic qualities. I'm shocked.
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>>584229860
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>>584229640
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>>584229131
The mans in pussy heaven

He's currently going through a divorce with his Japanese wife because she keeps snappin him out cheating

He had mistress for the last few years too

He basically says it's not even fair how hot and easy the jap chicks are

We only see the poo poo students here mostly but there are some stunners over there

I don't even dig on yellow but he's shown me some pics of chicks he's fucking and fuck me rusty they're smoking hot

There is also a fuck load of internationals there too, especially American chicks and scando chicks(my fav)

There are bars where you pay whatever the equivalent of $60 NZD and I'll you can eat and drink piss for 3 or 4 hours... Not to mention garden bars on the roofs of skyscrapers!

So fucking going for a holiday
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>>584229976
No hate just pity.
Suicide is an option new zealand
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>>584227320

haha nice pic of that homeless dude that always whistles or makes some sound at people so they notice him

i have fond memorys of goin to town and givin him a ciggy instead of money on my way to drink beer and fuck bitches
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>>584229860

This guy's actually right. All you faggots do is post Korean girls and Niggers. It's cringeworthy and pathetic. I bet niggerposter doesn't even play basketball.

>inb4 1000/1000 gamerscore on NBA Live
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we all drink water here

right guys?

cause it's healthy
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>>584229295
Yo still need green guys any tga bros with a hook up?
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>>584227767

got any?
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>>584229959
Go ahead. Im waiting for harder insults. Or are you all too afraid?
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>>584230254
ake ake amene
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>>584227791

Oh yeAH!
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>>584230183
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>>584230183
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or are you just as autist and homosex as I am?
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>>584229131
I don't know if you caught me saying in the last thread... Be wary if you're white that the elderly japs might spit and curse at you.

They're still(understandingly) pissed off about getting nuked and think most whites are yanks
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>>584227859

Near Saint andrews middle school
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>>584229008
i know and i hate myself for it

gonna drink some water now

gotta say hydrated
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>>584228024

inb4 your mother
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>>584230441
you do you m8, we all love you
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>>584230036
Yes
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>>584230549
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i just brought this bottle of bourbon today and someones already drunk half
>also my fucking awesome minecraft light does you guys wanna see more of my minecraft collectibles
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>>584228338
Where abouts is he set up? Suburban/rural town?

Also hows the food there, i hear its mainly seafood though its moving over to meat these days.
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found it
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>>584230279
Nah
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>>584230709
wow you are really ugly bro
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>>584230709
What kind of mong are you?
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>>584230367
Think they might cut you slack if you exain your not a yank, and NZ's nuclear free?
Probally just hate yanks though.
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>>584230713
In Hiroshima

Big city

He says really good eh, you can get all foods from around the world they're a progressive country(one of the most)

Incredible whiskys too
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>>584230285

Why would i be afraid of someone with a power level of Faggot?
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>>584230959
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>>584230803

know anyone sellin?
im after a hundy bag at least
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>>584230959
It's just when you're walking down the street etc

He just walks on so don't pay too much attention but don't be surprised

Who knows, you might never have it happen
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>>584231032
Heard some damn good things about jap whisky, keen as to try
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>>584231000
Holy shit that was on purpose aye?
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>>584231142
Nah I don't sorry bro

I don't smoke myself so never ask
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>tfw you don't have to delete your post
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>>584231163
You can buy here

It's worth the purchase

Only single malt of course
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wheres the genius who wrote this
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>>584225343
Ritalin. Christchurch. 60x 20mgs. $900.
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>>584231032
Oh cool, explains why the eldderly are pissed too.

Was kinda conserned about eating there, being a vego. I guesa its like any other place though.

Aparently cheese is almost impossible to get there in decent amounts, without having to sell your kidneys first.
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>>584231258

ah ok thanks anyway
may many vaginas find they way to your genitals by evenings end
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>have to go and read through the thread now.

Bare with.
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>>584231468
are you indian?
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>>584231498
can you reply based to >>584231000

thanks
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>>584231335
Got any recs?
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>>584231115
Heh, i recall that. Fun thread.
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Can someone offer me a job in Wellington area? I've applied for dozens of jobs and still no luck, and I have a baby on the way :(
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hopefully he skips the part about him posting gay pics
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>>584231510
Nah, white. Decents where scottish setters back in the day.

Dad convinced mum to go vego for personal reasons, so the whole family's just is.

Still i do love me a mean as spicy curry
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whats everyone having for dinner/had for dinner
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>>584231829
boy or girl?
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>>584231468
Plenty of vegetarians there bro so not a worry there either
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>>584231884
Curry, a nice malai kofter.
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>>584231914

Im a man, trying to provide for my family.
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God Save the Queen

God Save /pol/
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>>584231490
Thank you sir, you're too kind
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>>584232010
Baby on the way, mad bills to pay

Best of luck friend, hope you find something
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>>584231868
so you've never had meat since you were born?

>>584232010
are you having a boy or girl?
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>>584231965
Oh sweet, just wrryed from the sterotypes i guess.
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>>584232131

Thank you brother, I won't quit until I get a job.
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>>584228180
>so he can't post any gay pics
What gay pics would that be?

Old pictures of New Zealand? Why don't you post old pictures of Korea?

Oh, yeah...

>>584229295
When abouts does you need it?

>>584231582
I'm not sure what to say to it.
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>>584232104

When NZfags meet off 4chan
(pic related)

yes i die last!
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>>584232237
>>584231831
damn...

i meant the *grabs crotch* one
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>>584232146

We still don't know. Im hoping for a boy.
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>>584231831
Oops.
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>>584232237
>I'm not sure what to say to it.
just reply with "based"
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i hate drinking in the summer

so not based
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>>584231884
Had chips, coleslw, pork, lamb, bread rolls and coke.

Am now eating chicken.

What did you have internet child?

>>584232328
Oh, yeah, that's a good one, aye?
I think our little mate Nate like that one. He still here or he off sucking that business guys cock?
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>>584231612
Start with this one

The Yamazaki

It's an excellent all-rounder

The glenfiddich of Japanese whiskys

Btw a Japanese whisky won best whisky in the world award. Can't remember what one but what an accolade above Scottish ones to win
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i think the thread is finally comfy

nice
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>>584225343

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrrlrB8GOk
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>>584232146
None, unless i accententlyed some but we're pretty relexed about it. Closest i ever had was when we got fish & chips at some chinese place and i got a fish fillet thingy instead of potato.
Took one bite, pleh. Tasted like shit.

Parents went vego before they had kids, so nobody else has, except parents.

I don't try to make too much of a deal about it, as that just makes you a cunt.
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>>584232540
BASED SOMETING

>He still here or he off sucking that business guys cock?
i wouldn't know. i haven't been paying attention to the thread
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i sure love vaginas
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>>584232172
Nah fuck all that

Worrying about shits a waste of head space
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>>584232646
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>>584232590

Can't remember the name either. I can't get it in my neck of the woods, anyway.

For me, ya can't beat Glenmorangie Nectar D'or or Lagavulin. They're my two top favourites.
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>>584232596
so will we have a third one :D
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anyone in dunedin got opiates?
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>>584232706
>>584232737
Here he is.

Christian boy from Tauranga in here?

How can you tell if someone that hasn't shared details with you on skype gets your message?

>tfw autist
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>>584232657
so based

>>584232902
just go with the flow
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calling dubs
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>>584232590
Cheers m8, just gotta track something down now. Can't imagine the henrys down the way has it
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>>584232010
All the best to you on your journey bro

Shits tough but you'll get through it
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>>584232596
How do you measure a thread in terms of comfiness mate?
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>>584231582
Female lead on the drama im watching looks like yoona


So weird
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>>584232307
Haha yeah

Haven't done that
>>
anyone seen the texas chainsaw massacre 3d
>>
>>584232646
Ayyyyy lmao
>>
>>584233038
I could post some rats if that helps m8
>>
Should we start the stupid names list?

>mug

Ayyyyy
>>
>>584231884
Subway.
I'm lazy as fuck.
>>
>>584233038
it's only comfy when you're posting in it~

>>584233048
damn... nice
>>
>>584232893
I've had a few bottles of glenmorangie fucking beautiful

Just but it online

Whiskeygalore might have it
>>
>>584232930
you just know

you know?
>>
>>584232975
Go online brother

Whisky galore maybe
>>
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>>584233507
>>
sober bros ww@?
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>>584233427
I don't know, that's the problem.

I didn't get a message saying it didn't go through so who knows?

>pls reply friend
>>
I'm out

Might be back later but if not see yiz tomorrow

Maybe tomorrow or now on all foreign troll get ignored?

Fucking awesome threads lads
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Oh shit whats happening
>>
Goodnight my friends.
I love you all.
And this is no lie.
See you soon, A. Hope you are already excited.
>>
>>584233703
gn

drink some water before you sleep
>>
>>584225546
>>584226102
>>584226569
>>584227121
>>584227487
>>584229890
>>584230285

You're an awesome person, and we all adore you greatly. You're like my idol, heaven. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
>>
>>584233730
kill yourself

drink some h20 before you go to sleep tho
>>
>>584233723
Oh i thought it said rectal.

Fuc i may be too tired to keep this up
>>
>>584233596
Heil.

>>584233703
Don't leave us, without you we are nothing!
>>
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>>584233703
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>>584233943
how does it feel to be sober every fucking night?
>>
>>584233874

>H20

Yes, drink that H twenty. It'll do you lots of good. H2O will probably be better to drink, though.
>>
>>584234053
It's ok, I seldom drink.

>fighting the urge not to take some ritalin or dex, though
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>>584233873
i should stop posting as heaven. lol
im really bad at it.
till then.
cya all tomorrow.
yours,
dgg
>>
>>584233703
Sweet dreams anon.
>>
>>584234186

Nighty night Geman Femanon.
>>
>>584234186
>>584234247

Also, what's DGG?
>>
back guys
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>>584234348
depressed german girl
>>
>>584234513

Ah. Seen people say "Noona" and "German Femanon" but not "DGG" before.
>>
>>584233340
thanks mate. I've been busy, lurking now
>>
>tfw you look through your old kpop folder from 2011

figuratively filled with memes

literally can not view without hard liquor
>>
>>584234629
Learn a new thing every day!
>>
>>584234186
but i like heaven
>>
noona~
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>>584234703
Then hard liquor you must consume
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whe is she so sad bros?
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/64075919/One-dead-in-Upper-Hutt-axe-attack

Looks like somebody had an axe to grind.
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>>584234878
Fucking Upper Hutt
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>>584234878
i was posting in the /nzg/ at that time
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>>584234878
>"Police have cordoned the scene and are currently speaking with residents in the area to establish what has occurred...We're very much still trying to put the pieces together."

>"We're very much still trying to put the pieces together."

m8 come on
>>
>>584234980
Yeah, dodgy place, aye.

Know a few people from there and it's amazing just how fucked up they are.
>>
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>>584234878

First thing that popped into my head.
>>
>>584235041
Sounds like a messy case.
>>
>>584235004
>/nzg/
I see you post this all the time and I have no idea what is pertains to.

>>584235041
Haha, reminds me of some guy that has no legs and he climbed up Everest or something. Mate was watching a news item about it and one reporter apparently said, at the end of the clip was shown, "What an amazing feet".
>>
free internet in Piha
>>
>>584235068
Its basicaly the whore house for teens
>>
>>584235252
/nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL

alot of boards have generals or general threads revolving around a topic

i think it's safe to call these threads a general now
>>
>>584235252
NZ general, refering to these threads.
It's like we have our own board.
>>
Dunedin's fucking boring
>>
>>584234878
>>584235164
>>584235041
i never even knew what happened i just wanted to rip on a bad movie>>584233195
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>>584234845
damn...
>>
>Want to take some more pills
>Shouldn't take anymore pills
>Want to take more pills
>>
>>584235528
>>584235538
Ah, danke.

>>584235576
Did you slurp that guys cock? You cuddle afterwards?
>>
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>>584235581
What pills?
>>
>>584235581
drink water instead
>>
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>tfw this thread is so fucking c o m f y
>>
>>584235797
Ritalin or dexamphetmine.

>>584235808
I could drink water and pills (I don't want to brag but at the same time).
>>
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>>584235873
All thanks to you, bro, all thanks to you.
>>
>>584235749
idk but i should check the girls weight before messaging them i mean god >.< also they should be fucking force to include there fucking weight i like a girl to ride my face not cave my skull in
>phimosis
>weres that doctor?
>>
>>584235949
wait to make me feel useless i guess ill stop coming bye if im not needed :/
>>
>>584235984
>did you slurp that guys cock?
>idk

He doesn't know
He's not sure

>i like a girl to ride my face not cave my skull in

Do you actually have phimosis?
>>
>>584236060
>i guess ill stop coming bye if im not needed :/
Nate, mate, if you want me to say something nice all you have to do is ask.
>>
>>584236193
yea i shouldnt thought basicly winz pay me to wank 40 times a day XD so i mean
>dont wanna go doctor he might suggest doing the jew
>>
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>>584236193
>mfw he isn't even spelling it phismosis

It's like no one cares about anything anymore
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>>584236295
You went to /v/?
>>
>>584236275
na its algoods ill be here till the last thread
>>
>>584236345
the starcraft generals was basically home to kpop
>>
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>>584236383
Heathens

Don't worry, they were cursed a long time ago
>>
>>584236281
>dont wanna go doctor he might suggest doing the jew
Nah there are stretching exercises and creams they can give you. You can also get a little snip that keeps your foreskin but let's it get pulled back.

>>584236289
I care
You care
He cares
We care

>>584236295
How fucking long have you been on this website?
>>
spent a year on /r9k/ after kpop threads got deleted on mu
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>>584236361
>ill be here till the last thread
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>>584236545

>Thinking '11 was a long time ago.
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>>584236573
>Threads deleted on /mu/

I'm surprised they took their hands off each others dicks long enough to delete a thread
>>
>>584236545
idk exactly when i started lurking but i've been posting since the start of 2010
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>>584236718
>>
Anyone see that old couple on Seven Sharp who almost suffocated by getting locked in their car and not know where the manual door locks were?
>>
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>>584236610
>"why black girl cries?"
>"Because she a bitch ass nigga"

>>584236665
It was years ago which was years ago which was fucking years ago.

>>584236834
>posting since the start of 2010
When you were 14? I'm telling moat!
>>
>>584237010
Shit, how old where they.

I thought vintage cars had manual windows anyway
>>
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>>584237010
Yeah the follow up story revealed they then drowned in the shower
>>
>>584237010
i got lost in a toilet once
>>
why is it asian always post up those really un funny gook girls photos? gooks are so weird
>>
>>584237092

>It was years ago which was fucking years ago
>Not understanding the image
>>
Hey any of you going to warbirds over wanaka?

Shits awsome.
>>
>>584237117
At least sixty, it was a new car. The guy got a jack out of the boot and tried to break the window but couldn't manage it.
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>>584237118
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>>584237226
>>
sick of all the gooks coming here and buying up all the houses, cant even afford to buy one, fuck off gooks new zealand still has a union jack on it meaning, conquered by europeans and your not welcome
>>
>>584237226
Woah dude

>>584236834
Shit. That's the exact same time I found 4chan. I only lurked back then though
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>>584237357
>tfw you can't afford to buy a gook
>>
>>584237010
>seven saharp
>mikeHoskings right wing blog

No thanks m8
>>
>>584237357
Then move out of auckland. Fucking jafa cunts.
>>
>>584237092
>When you were 14?
year 11 sounds better. and is also less likely to get me b&

i'm guessing you've been posting since start of 2013?
>>
>>584237134
Got confused by all the knobs to know which opened the door?

Thought you were going to the Ministry of Magic?

You weren't lost, your mum tried to drown you.

You weren't lost, you were looking for dick.

Can you even piss with phimosis?

>>584237258
I'm not American xo
>>
and let them have their own city? doubt it thats what a jasssa would do like you (just another sheep shagging southerna asshole)
>>
damn...

too comfy

i forgot about 300
>>
>>584237679
Goin down with the ship too, sir?
Godbless
>>
>>584237545
I can't recall when I started. I can't recall what even lead me here. For years I was terrified of this place because "4chan=kiddie porn".

I seem to recall looking up pictures of the Third Reich and getting directed to, I guess, /new/. That was my first taste and I was shocked.

I started posting in /nz/ threads when beata used to create them at 6pm.
>>
>>584237569
being a bit mean thread isnt reallyy that comfy anymore more hostile
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>>584237569

>I'm not American
>Being such a newfag that you think only Americans know the king of /b/.

RIP based king.
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>>584237679
>i forgot about 300
>>
new thread or nah?
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