You know the drill

>>584212874
>>584212874

Send pic of your dick to get the ball rolling.

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her too

I'll share my pizza with you if you show me your tits

>>584212874
Emma, you're a real cunt

>>584212874
hey i'm really horny right. lets just cut to the chase and fuck

>>584213117
winrar

Lucky? Do u think I'm fucking lucky to be resorting back to eating pizza again to manage my anxiety?? Is that so??? All I wanted was a nude fucking picture of your fat autistic body you degenerate.

>>584213117
Winar

>>584213135
What do you want?

>>584213117
Winrar

>>584213117
>d
win rar

>>584212874

Send me nudes, ya bot!

>>584213135
Sorry for being late texting you back I was taking a shower

>>584212874
Emma, there are two things I grave for in live, pizza and you.

>>584213372
Awwww sheeeit

>>584213117
WINRAN

>>584213436
You fuck I forgot to give a number you are winar tho

Emma, go fuck yourself you ratchet cunt. Get your teeth fixef while you're at it.

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>>584213372
smart move OP

>>584213135
Hey, have you ever scratched your asshole and gotten shit on your finger?

>>584213372
Are you nigger OP or do you just type like one?

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5 decides

>>584213372
op is deliver

>>584213538
Winran is winrar

>>584213757
I AM 420% NIGGER AND I WILL OBLITERATE YOU WITH MY MASSIVE SCHLONG

>>584213757

Tell her to shit on your chest.

>>584213757
listen you wan fuck or no?

>>584213757
I'm only interested if you're up for using a strap-on, though.

>>584213757
sometimes i make my dog eat raw ground beef out of my asshole

>>584213757
Tell her to eat KFC off of your ass

>>584213757

I want to fuck you, but I'm too much of a faget to do it

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>>584213757

>>584213659
Rolll

>>584213757
ayy lmao

Or ask her to send a picture with her fist up her cunt

>>584213865
winrar

>>584214003
reroll

>>584213865

shitty win.

"kidding. but seriously though, i really love you. i've always loved you. i'm buying tickets to head to paris this summer; you should come with me. it'll be a magical tour of a beautiful city, and honestly a really expensive way for me to say 'I just want to ram your pussy.'"

this bitch seems fucking autistic

>>584214054
Imma whip yo cotton-pickin ass right back to niggerland

>>584214015
winrar is WINRAR

>>584214054
because I sure have, and LET. ME. TELL. YOU. it sure does stinky-winky! Haha! how YOU doin' tonight, byootiful! ;) ;)

>>584214015
winrar

>>584214215

rollin'

>>584214289
I have severe autism

>>584214054
like i did the other day, smelled it, and felt satisfied that i can produce such a smell. This might be weird to you but I find it intriguing.

>>584214289
so, have you read the bible today?

>>584214289
Ey bby wan sum fuk

>>584214289
If there is one thing I love, it's a good docking, you know?

sometimes when i think about you and your pussy i just get so hard and want to munch on your clit

Send another dick pic

>>584214215

rollin again

>>584213659
Rolllllllin

>>584214289

Roses r red
Voilets r blu
Imma fuk u

Stop playing coy or dumb or whatever you're doing and send dem nudez

nigger roll

>>584214289
want sum fuk?

Goodnight beautiful angel. Talk to you tomorrow.

>>584214215
reroll

>>584214215

again! dammit winrar sometime this century

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>>584214215
Stalker mode on / you just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you, you're titiies are like heaven to squeeze, I wanna fuck you so much, you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you.

i hope youre okay with me being a nigger

wan sum fuk

I wanna fuck you more than I want another holocaust. And I fucking hate jews

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>>584214015
reroll
>then send pic related and say
thats my dog, fucking hot tasty boner, eh?

I've been thinking about you in my bed, naked.

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can weee pleas go to the mall an maybe i can by u a piece a pizza or something if u wana be my girlfriend ive never had 1 before butt holes

do you smell gas?

You're a gross lookin skank, i bet you like anal

Fucking nigger

>>584214215

fuck fuckity fuck - how has no one gotten an 8

....rrrrrrroooollin'

i love hanging niggers

bitch suck my dick now im a boss ass nigger

>>584214748
i don't know, skeleton. do i?

>>584214748
skeleton is winrar

>>584214748
WINRAR

>>584214748
WINRAR

>>584214748
winrar. but hes a fucking skeleton. it doesnt count

>>584214748
get outta here, skeleton

>>584214786

I'm just gonna say it. Wanna fun?

>>584214748

Winrar.jpeg

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>>584214821
maybe

Is OP alive?

>>584214748


worst. win. evar.

fuck you, anon

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>>584214962

>>584214964
it doesnt fucking count hes a skeleton dont trust him

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Emma in her old cheer uni fuck outta here skeleton .
Roll a 8

Learn complex analysis.

i think im gonna kill myself. goodbye.

>>584215083
if that doenst count, fine, rolling
Hey, we both know you want it and i want it so lets cut the shit and fuck, whaddaya say?

>>5Non-skeleton WINRAR!

>>584215115
>>584214716
reroll for all

>>584215228

Non skeletal winrar

>>584215115
hay umm ema can wee go to pizza hut my mom will pay 4 us i just wnt to get 2 know u lol.. haha butt holes

>>584215228

adios

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Fucking gay you faggot fucking beta

But guess what your still a winnnnar !

>>584215115
Man, you're a girl I'd keep, zeriusly.

>>584215228
fuck. im trippin balls right now, idk if this would be a good thing to say. let the poster below this post pick a winrar op :o

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>>584215228

>>584215358
>>584215358
OP please do mine
maybe on the other one

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>>584215228
About bloody time someone won, this is going to get interesting...

>>584215406

that's really stupid to send. if she has half a brain she'll dial 911 and not respond. that's what i'd do if someone texted me out of nowhere and said they'd kill themselves.

the point is to actually get fun responses, not end the conversation with lights and sirens that we'll never see

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mfw skeleton

>>584215613
learn to greentext, newfag

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Thank fucking God
Who ever wrote that bullshit shoot your dick off faggot

¡Roll a Nueve Jotos !!! ( roll a 9)

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>>584215613

Your vagina smells like my asshole

I just wanted you to know I love you. Please respond.

>>584215706

you realize that the older ones of us here never did that greentext shit, right

rollllin for >>584214289

>>584215358
re roll for this. 9 get

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>>584215779
FUCKING WINRAR

>>584215725
Send a dic pic, op

"Let's trade nudes"

>>584215725
winrar?>>584215749
WINRAR>>584215779

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Smd
Op ducking delivers , shall we go on kik or nah ?

>>584215779

fuck you fucking fuck why do you use stupid ones

my big black ass finna bout to come over to yo crib, duct tape yo mouth shut and shove a broomstick up that loose ass of yours emma

Would you find it offensive if I told you I masturbate thinking about fucking you at least twice a week? I mean, I really, really find you sexy and I can't stop thinking about you.

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>>584216019
WINRAR

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send her this OP or youre a faggot

>>584215965
He already did..

>>584215983
nah, bro. we'll get you some pussy

>>584215983

he's fucking delivering - why are you all using phrases that are the rough equivalent of smashing your dick into a block of ice

zero chance at pics, zero chance at trolling the girl - you all fail

umm ema do u have a dog i rly liked dogs since i was like 4 an my mom wont get me 1 i wnt a beagle like snoopy. ha snoopy ryme with poopy hehe thats funny rite emma?

>>584215983
I would suck the fart from your pubescent asshole

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>>584216165
Roll a 6

>>584215983
The scent of your pussy is absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't feed it to my dog. I've smelled 14 year old pussies that were bleeding that have smelled better than that. It smells like a homeless man tripped into your vagina and it hasn't bathed since. Do you know what soap is you gross pussied bitch? Kill yourself, you're a fat slob with a smelly vagoo.

>>584214215

rollllin'. SIX GET

>>584216302
ok we both know you want it and i want it so lets cut the shit and get together at my place and do it

you know what you and eric garner have in common? you have a chokehold on my heart

>>584216302
Sometimes in bed, I stroke my cock and think of you sitting on my face and shitting down my mouth

Ashley,I always loved you. when we were in Preschool together i would always sniff your seat when you got up.

>>584214716
reroll

>>584216302
on a scale of one to horny, how awake are you

>>584216302
"Jk, I bet it tastes like Rainbow Dash"

Lets trade nudes. You've already seen mine.

>>584216414
roll

>>584216302
Oh I thought my asshole smelled like dicks

>>584216302
I want to suck a cock with you watching, would you be down?

>>584216431

fuck. rollin' again for >>584214215

>>584216496
winrar

I'm sorry, I just don't know how to express my love for you, m'lady. Please respond.

>>584216456
Winrar

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>>584216456
winrar...kek

>>584216456
Welp.

>>584216467
reroll

>>584216496
winrar

>>584216414
Reroll

winrar >584216456

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That's shit got me dead asf

Roll a 2

>>584216456

well, that's the end of that

gj

>>584216456
wwwwwwinrar

>>584216586
>nope
Best fucking Id ever

>>584216221
Roll

>>584216302

Lets get down to the point. I want to screw you, but I'm too much a beta fag to say it directly

>>584216496
this is a better one, use this winrar instead

>>584216693
I want to suck a cock with you watching, would you be down?

>>584216693
Yeah, I am trippin. You wanna come trip with me?

>>584216693
your friends are fucking nigger as hell Op. Emma must be a nigger if she says "bruh you trippin"

>>584216693

>>584216732
>does not count

rollin' for >>584214215

>>584216586
Winrarrrrr

>>584216768
Roll

>>584216693
Bruh, dis molly got me all fucked up. Furreelz

I'm letting randoms on the Internet decide what I say to you. Totes soz tho

>>584216693
>bruh you trippen

OP confirmed for faggot b8 master

>sage all fields

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>>584216772
aaaaaand suddenly a new winrar

>>584216213
/b/ always gets a little excited when it gets the chance to talk to a girl. Even vicariously.

>>584216693
I'm just fucking around, for real did you want to do something tonight though?

>>584216772

winrar

>>584216732
what a waste

>>584216772
This ^

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That's not even funny get something funny

>>584216693
Wait, this is Emma? This is supposed to be texts to Eric

>>584216586

>nope

Nice id feggit

Dont you hate it when your dad is about to kiss you on the cheek but then misses and kisses your dick.

>>584216732
cocksucker

>>584216772
use this

>>584216962

i've got my panties back on straight, my girl's asleep in bed. i don't know why i'm raging. nothing about this thread is even remotely surprising.

>>584217079
let me fuck your mom

>>584217079
So, basically, I think you're beautiful. Wanna come over sometime and we could watch a movie? And if things go from there, maybe we could have some fun? ;)

>>584217079
Nudes pls

Show me your peepee

I like your eyes.

lets fuck right now is my point, come over her

>>584217084
rolling for this

>>584217079
I've been in love with you for a while now, sleeping outside your house in my underwear, taking videos of you without you noticing. I just want you to know how much I care about you.

Pls repond

fuck you emma, why cant you see that i love you?

brah, u got me straight trippin. ya'll make me wanna wiggle yo bean

>>584217079

i'm working on english. it's coming in slowly as i think. but no joke, remember that one time that we were drinking together? i have to tell you that i wasn't fully honest with you about what happened after you fell asleep. are you ready for a secret?

I JUST SHOT MY DAD IN THE FACE CALL 911

>>584216221
re roll

Im sorry Ive been beating around the push Ill just fucking say it.. I want you to come shit on me, like full on defecate. I want it all over my face and body, smear that shit and lather me up baby

>>584217079

I dislike Jews so I'm uncomfortable around things like money or the media

>>584217270
rollin

Fuck! Wrong Emma. Thought you were my cousin... :S

>>584217289
reroll

>>584217079
I am speaking english you dumb cunt, maybe if you graduated from 8th grade you could read you sand nigger.

>>584217342
This

i like your eyes.. your brown eye... i like your butthole.

>>584217179
Reroll

im stuck on the toilet and no one is home! call 911

>>584217341

rolllin'

dont tell me what language to speak you emma cunt maybe you'll understand what i'm saying better with this cawk down your throat

>>584217428
winrar

>>584217428
winrae

>>584217428
winner

>>584217402
reroll

Emma let me and my friends run a train on you plz

>>584217341
>>584217341
reroll

what if you come over and we speak this as mature adults?

"Hey what is your name and full social security number"

Post response

>>584217428
WINRAR

>>584217428
fuck.

>>584217428
gayrar

>>584216693
best deliverance, EVER.
Thank you so much OP, made my night.

>>584217428

fuck. shitty winrar. you guys are determined to end this

Would you be mad at me if I told you I put your dildo up my ass?

>>584217654
When was that last time that /b/ actually got nudes? Faggot

>>584217609
>>584217654
Fuck you guys. Incest is fun for the whole family.

ITT the OP was probably the coolest ive ever seen for delivering, everything else is cancer, im abandoning

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yeee we back to square one , on another note just told my bro my thread is poppin forgot I had my dick pic up fml

/b/ has lost all sense of reality. You're suppose to start off as normal or at least not like a perverted psychopath 100% of the time. These threads use to be good...

>>584217860

because people are fucking retarded and don't know how to speak to other humans

also, odd winrar

>>584217860
these threads were never good.

>>584217860
as you continue the train of winfuckery

>>584217860
Does this count as a winrar?

>>584217860
shit winrar faggot

>>584217839
But really, we should hang out more. I like you alot >.< (///.-)

>>584214716
reroll because the 0 above me is shit tier

>>584217839
I still think you're hot as fuck though. And, I've already sent you a dick pic. Wanna trade?

>>584217985

honestly, this could be funny.

if you're gonna skip his though on the grounds that it wasn't a roll - i'm goin with

roooooollll for >>584217341

yo, since we be chattin did you want more pics of my dingle?

>>584217839
I used to touch her when I was 13 and she was 6, so that's why I was being so nasty. Now, make with my nudes

lets fuck bitch

>>584217980
No
Faggotry is not a winrar

>>584218040
win?

way to kill this.

>>584217980
Refer to my Id for answer

sometimes i don't even

>>584218039
reroll

>>584218040

your win was shit tier too

you want some fuck?

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Op delivers to da max

Roll 4

>send another dick pic

>>584216221
rerolling for this

>>584217839
I want to shove a pineapple up your ass

>>584218228
meh
least im not the faggot complaining about shit threads

>>584218317
this guy gets it

just kidding i meant everything i said you fucking trash bag

holy fuck op. you done fucked up.

>>584218295
Send picture of your asshole, bitches love assholes

>>584218317
Roll for this

Finger me with a jar of mayo and mustard

Faggot used that as a cop out

>>584218404
WINRAR

>>584218295
hahaha ok seriously i was just fuckin with you for the past half hour, disregard everything. that dick wasnt even mine XD

Anyways, we should meet up somewhere...

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>>584218295
come at be bruh

>>584218295

Eres una mujer muy hermosa con chices muy grande, queres a mamar me?

>>584218379

oh noes! anon has called me a fag

>>584218468
tounge punch my fartbox

>>584218295

I'm hot, you're hot, lets fuck in a pool of dead animal's blood for our lord and savior Satan

>>584218404
this is literally unbelievable

>>584214015

>>584214716

reroll

>>584218404
FUCK GOD DAMN
Just post replies to the picture, don't respond to actual OP.

If I win: Sorry, I meant to send that to a friend.
Since I've already sent you a dick pic, wanna trade nudes?

>>584218446
Fuck no

Op is not about that life !!
I'm still trinna fuck her I'm real life
Roll a 8 again
Fuck that asshole shit

>>584218295
Please disregard all of the faggotry above.
I truly like you, become mine.

>>584213886
unless darren wilson finds you first

sorry for all of this im going to bed now

What about some tits to lanch my midget?

SUCK MY DICK DO YOU HAVE A DICK WHAT IS YOUR DICK SIZE TAKE A PIC RATE MY DICK WHERE IS YOUR DICK I SUCK YOUR DICK BLACK NIGGER DICK WITH CUMSHOT HORSE DICK I LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO HAVE A DICK WHAT IS THIS ON MY DICK DO YOU LIKE MY DICK?

>>584218602

okay, this is funny.

rolll - what the hell number are we rolling for anyways

>>584218643
rollin again

>>584218510
rallin in the deep for this

>>584218317
reroll

>>584218720
>kek

>>584218660
Hey Emma look ima level with you. You're like smoking hot and id love to hook up with you. What do you say we cut this bullshit and meet up?

>>584218662
reroll

>>584218873
rerolling

What if no one roles a 4?

Oh shit I thought it was 6 !!

Roll a 4 like orginally planned again .
My bad

>>584218873
roll for this, add "disregard above bullshit, i was fucking with you for the past half hour"

sorry for all this im going to bed now

>>584218720
this

>>584218660
Ok, really though, all jokes aside what are you doing saturday?

But seriously, do you fancy a shag?

>>584218697
reroll

>>584218551
You keep diving deeper and deeper into faggotry

>>584218873
rerawlin

>>584219048

winrar

Haha hey, jokes aside... You remember that one time your best friend and I hooked up last week? I'm assuming she already told you so no point in hiding it...

>>584219119
WINRAR

Sorry, told my mate I thought you were cute and he stole my phone :(