You know the drill
Lucky? Do u think I'm fucking lucky to be resorting back to eating pizza again to manage my anxiety?? Is that so??? All I wanted was a nude fucking picture of your fat autistic body you degenerate.
smart move OP
"kidding. but seriously though, i really love you. i've always loved you. i'm buying tickets to head to paris this summer; you should come with me. it'll be a magical tour of a beautiful city, and honestly a really expensive way for me to say 'I just want to ram your pussy.'"
Stalker mode on / you just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you, you're titiies are like heaven to squeeze, I wanna fuck you so much, you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you.
>then send pic related and say
thats my dog, fucking hot tasty boner, eh?
can weee pleas go to the mall an maybe i can by u a piece a pizza or something if u wana be my girlfriend ive never had 1 before butt holes
Emma in her old cheer uni fuck outta here skeleton .
Roll a 8
Fucking gay you faggot fucking beta
But guess what your still a winnnnar !
About bloody time someone won, this is going to get interesting...
that's really stupid to send. if she has half a brain she'll dial 911 and not respond. that's what i'd do if someone texted me out of nowhere and said they'd kill themselves.
the point is to actually get fun responses, not end the conversation with lights and sirens that we'll never see
Thank fucking God
Who ever wrote that bullshit shoot your dick off faggot
¡Roll a Nueve Jotos !!! ( roll a 9)
Op ducking delivers , shall we go on kik or nah ?
Would you find it offensive if I told you I masturbate thinking about fucking you at least twice a week? I mean, I really, really find you sexy and I can't stop thinking about you.
send her this OP or youre a faggot
he's fucking delivering - why are you all using phrases that are the rough equivalent of smashing your dick into a block of ice
zero chance at pics, zero chance at trolling the girl - you all fail
umm ema do u have a dog i rly liked dogs since i was like 4 an my mom wont get me 1 i wnt a beagle like snoopy. ha snoopy ryme with poopy hehe thats funny rite emma?
The scent of your pussy is absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't feed it to my dog. I've smelled 14 year old pussies that were bleeding that have smelled better than that. It smells like a homeless man tripped into your vagina and it hasn't bathed since. Do you know what soap is you gross pussied bitch? Kill yourself, you're a fat slob with a smelly vagoo.
That's shit got me dead asf
Roll a 2
aaaaaand suddenly a new winrar
That's not even funny get something funny
i've got my panties back on straight, my girl's asleep in bed. i don't know why i'm raging. nothing about this thread is even remotely surprising.
So, basically, I think you're beautiful. Wanna come over sometime and we could watch a movie? And if things go from there, maybe we could have some fun? ;)
I've been in love with you for a while now, sleeping outside your house in my underwear, taking videos of you without you noticing. I just want you to know how much I care about you.
i'm working on english. it's coming in slowly as i think. but no joke, remember that one time that we were drinking together? i have to tell you that i wasn't fully honest with you about what happened after you fell asleep. are you ready for a secret?
Im sorry Ive been beating around the push Ill just fucking say it.. I want you to come shit on me, like full on defecate. I want it all over my face and body, smear that shit and lather me up baby
yeee we back to square one , on another note just told my bro my thread is poppin forgot I had my dick pic up fml
/b/ has lost all sense of reality. You're suppose to start off as normal or at least not like a perverted psychopath 100% of the time. These threads use to be good...
Op delivers to da max
come at be bruh
FUCK GOD DAMN
Just post replies to the picture, don't respond to actual OP.
If I win: Sorry, I meant to send that to a friend.
Since I've already sent you a dick pic, wanna trade nudes?
SUCK MY DICK DO YOU HAVE A DICK WHAT IS YOUR DICK SIZE TAKE A PIC RATE MY DICK WHERE IS YOUR DICK I SUCK YOUR DICK BLACK NIGGER DICK WITH CUMSHOT HORSE DICK I LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO HAVE A DICK WHAT IS THIS ON MY DICK DO YOU LIKE MY DICK?
Haha hey, jokes aside... You remember that one time your best friend and I hooked up last week? I'm assuming she already told you so no point in hiding it...