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Who's ready for the storm?

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Who's ready for the storm?
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>>584208160
Oakland Cali here. Ready for the shitstorm, though I am sure those down in Florida are probably laughing at us.
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Fremont here, I'm ready. People are overreacting.
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>>584208435
Fremont to
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What storm?
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Alameda here, this storm will be kinda nuts for people around here, maybe some minor flooding but nothing to run the presses about. Lets get cozy and relax babi
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>>584208160
yok town reporting in all hatches have been battened but I still have to go to class so...
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>>584208280

We are and aren't, yeah the storm ain't shit but you guys aren't built to withstand what we get so... Yeah
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Think it will hit idaho?
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>>584208642
That's so bullshit
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>>584208160
I live in Oregon, and I have to drive through all of California sometime starting this weekend. I looked at the radar and it just looks like rain and wind. What's the big deal?

I'm from the midwest, where storms pop up and nobody gives a bother.
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>>584208548
What area? I'm near lake elizabeth. Just saw on abc7 that fremont is getting a pretty bad part of the storm.
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>>584208435
>>584208548

Fremontfag here, where are you guys at?
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>>584208783
>Kek
>Fufag
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>>584208828
there was nothing untruthful about anything I said
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>>584208783
>f u fag, oh
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>>584208160
the doors i bet
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>>584208881
>>584208894
Im on the corner of farwell and mowry
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Fremont here, schools canceled
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>>584208986
I think he means that it's bullshit the school is making you go to class. A lot of schools in the bay area are closed tomorrow.
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Venice Beach here. I'm ready for dis.
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Sunnyvale fag here. Winds fucking howling here
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4 people from Fremont in one thread, that's a first.
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Los Angeles fag checking in.

Thanks Bay Area fags for taking the worst part of it.

Get ready for everyone to go from "I'm so glad it is raining. The drought is awful" to "FUCK THE RAIN. OMG WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
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Rocklin checking in, are we gonna die?
I love how we go from fucking nothing to full speed ahead.
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Mtn. Viewfag here. Got my doors locked so the wind doesn't come steal my TV.
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>>584208961
>>584209009
Dude

F u fag

Will it hit idaho, I need to see if I need to set up my ramp to the storm basement
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>>584209315
Lel, so true
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>>584209168
it is fucking bullshit
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union city represent
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>mfw my ID is "F U Fag OP"
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Its pretty big for california
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>>584209659
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>>584209426
hey I live in mountain view too. I live near downtown.
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Ventura.. The surf has been fucking killer.
Waiting for more!
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Finally you assholes get a hurricane, long time coming.
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>>584209659
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Yeah I live in the bay area and still have school tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day I die guys.
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>>584209659
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>>584209862
Rengstorff and El Camino-ish.
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>>584209659
>>584208160
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>>584208280
what part of Oakland you in? I'm in the dirty 30s.
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Representing Glendora, and Nope not ready
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>>584209931
good luck bruv don't forget an umbrella
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>>584209446
Not even gonna come close
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do you guys think the levees will flood in the delta? I have all my fishing gear in a shed below a levee and if it floods Im fucked
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>>584209815
>"hey bro, you ok for castle wars later?"
>"No K 4 CW M8."

>"whatever, f u fag"
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>>584209659
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>>584209659
Holy shiettt
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>>584210170
I like you steve
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>>584210052
Gilroy here! I have an umbrella, so yeah i am ready
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>>584210159
You 're fucked
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>>584209659
bump for underrated id
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>>584210149
Thanks mate. Guess I'll just lay around the yard with my family like usual.
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>>584210170
Indeed
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BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT ILL DEEP EJACULATION IN YOU ALL MAKE SURE ITS DEEP INSIDE THAT LITERALLY FILLED IT
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>>584210170
srsly, lvl 80 wizard
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I'm all ready for this storm....
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>>584210369
damn thats like 300$ down the drain
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Berkeley reporting

Windy as fuck right now and shit getting knocked the fuck over.

I really don't give a shit and still going to work in SF tomorrow.
Assuming work is cancelled I will just head to Ghirardelli and enjoy some Hot chocolate and a warm brownie
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>>584210170
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>>584210170
>>584210170
>>584209659
>>584209659

toasting in epic bread
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Get ready for power outages
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>>584210617
>meme
f-fuck you

In other news my door is starting to shake.
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>>584210689
Get it. Cuz his ID.
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>>584208435
>>584208548
>>584208894
>>584209130
Fremont here also.
Any of you fuckers wanna get something to eat?
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>>584210659
Gotta love bay area living man
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>>584210851
You ready there
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>>584210908
you anywhere near lake elizabeth?
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>>584211003
its a couple blocks from me.
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>>584211001
I have a flashlight and I charged my DS, I'm as ready as I can get.
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>>584209659
are you even what how okay
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>>584210908
I aint going outside fuck that shit
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#Dirty530
it's raining, whens the big stuff gonna happen?

>>584208280
>>584210074
oh shit Im from Oakland, is it supposed to hit down there???
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>>584208280
Where the faggots protesting in the rain?
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Hayward here. Worked last Saturday so I have tomorrow off. Gonna comfy my way through the whole thing.
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>>584211302
>>584211302
it's not even raining yet.
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>>584211234
Got everything charged... flashlights, psp, ps vita, and whole fuckload of batteries......
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>>584211414
I dont wanna be that cow from Twister
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>>584211483
what area?
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dammit /b/, stop talking about where you all live and answer me. Is it going to do anything other than rain?
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>>584211329
It's supposed to. Bone dry right now though.
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>>584209885
Ventura here

Literally nothing happening outside

Anyone in the bay got an update?
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Oregon here, I've got Propane, all my toys are charged, and I've got my meaty tires on the truck. I'll be cutting downed trees for family. etc. and using/selling the wood later.

I'm hoping for a single log big enough for a fishing boat, but we'll see what I get.

>>584208862
Damaging winds + Trees everywhere = torn down/ripped up utility cables.
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>>584211698
Watch the news or weather channel you underage faggot
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>>584211606
Sacremento
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>>584209659
What a get. I envy you
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>>584211698
gusts up to 80 mph and potential flooding
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Santa Rosa reporting in. Stopped raining about a half hour ago.
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>>584211698
Rain and winds up to fuckwhatever. You can literally just type "weather" into google.
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>>584211739
Not yet
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Fairfieldfag here. Lol Californians been bitching about a drought, and now the water is coming back in a different way. be careful what you wish for niggas.
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>>584211698
60-70mph wind
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>>584211698
well theres also rape you cant forget about the massive rape that happens during storms of this caliber
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>>584211835
Question not related to the storm. Going to be up in Santa Rosa for a night later this month. What do you do for fun up there?
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>>584211698

There will be sustained hurricane force winds 100+mph in the upper elevations, above 5000 ft, with gusts of 80 mph in lower areas. SF should see 50 mph winds and heavy rains.
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WASHINGTON MASTER RACE
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im posting this just because i like it
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>>584212013
Lots of hot ass college bitches in the bars in Cotati. Rohnert Park has a nice Casino. The bars in Rosa have sluts too but they are all tweaked out.
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>>584210908
Plus im broke right now
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>>584211698
The "big one" is going to happen and there will be a massive earthquake killing everyone in California. No, probably not, but a guy can dream, can't he?
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i wonder if i should tape my windows but i dont know if it will even get up to that degree
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F u fag OP checking in, will it cause snow to the northwest, in say idaho? Or Oregon?
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>>584212252
damn dude you don't even got 5 bucks laying around?
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>>584212013
Meth. lots of meth
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Soo windy here..... fucking cold....
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>>584212293
depends where you are. check the path of the storm and see if your city is getting hit hard.
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>>584212395
Nope
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>>584212483
>60
>cold
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>>584212193
>>584212398
Meth and tweaker bitches seems to be the correct answer for a night in Santa Rosa.

Fuck it. Do as the locals do.
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>>584212395
I don't want to hang out with strangers on 4chan.
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East Bay Walnut Creek checking in. We probably are going to escape the windstorm, but I hope power goes out so we can close and not go to work
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>>584209659
Holy shit haha my sides
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>>584211776
I live in Oregon. All my news and weather says is "rain". I'm from where pop up thunderstorms happen all the time and no one bats an eye.
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>>584212395
>>584212398
>>584212520
What a NEET degenerate
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It's only gonna hit Yosemite and surrounding areas, dummies
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Washington fag here
Not sure how hard it will hit.
> 3 days in
> Still Don't know I'm a robot
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>>584208160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrrlrB8GOk
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>>584212745
I dont get paid till Friday
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>>584212581
> 53
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>>584208160
wind's blowing pretty hard here
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>>584208642
I'm from yok. No flooding will be occurring there. This whole storm will be lackluster.
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>>584212652
FUCK, are we still going to get hit hard though? I've been waiting 10 years for a storm while living in SF, but now I move to this shithole and a storm finally comes.
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>>584212513
checked the radar doesnt look too intense where i am
guess i wont tape my windows then
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>>584208160
Will Boise Idaho be safe from it?
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Washington fag here
Not sure how hard we will get hit.
> 3 days in
> Still Don't know I'm a robot.
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831
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>>584213061
Most of the damage will be up north and around the cost. Inland is just gonna get a lot of wind and rain
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lodi CA fag checking in. Nothing out of the ordinary will happen
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>>584213131
Boise will get 12-18 inches in 3-4 days starting this weekend.
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Do you guys think the illuminati is true or just a small rumor blown out of proportion?
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>>584213265
FUCK THIS PLACE. WALNUT CREEK IS THE WORST
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Fairfield here. I'll bet it's not even gonna be that bad. The worst storm i can recall here was during new years 2006 when there was all the flooding and rockslides and what not. They're saying this is gonna be way worse but i doubt it.


Also what the fuck, it was supposed to start raining around 6pm and hasn't even started. Does anyone else have rain right now?
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Supposed to fly out of San Jose tomorrow morning shits goING to be a pain
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>>584212975
where you at bro Im downtown
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>>584213418
oh shit, idk if my jazzy scooter will be able to go through that much snow.
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>>584213581
not in SF
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>>584209114
Royal Ann Common.
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408 sunnyvale
the redwood trees are a swaying
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>>584213581
Not in Fremont.
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>>584213581

fellow fairfield fag too? what high school did you go to?
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Vacaville over here. Just a cold foggy night, no wind. Idk what you nigs are talking about. Here's a trap with shitty taste for you all.
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>>584213581
Its raining up north near eureka and crescent city
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>>584213887
let lahey know
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>>584213952
Fairfield high
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>>584209659
what a get amazing mfw
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>>584208160
South bay in Los Gatos. Just quite, cold and windy so far.
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>>584214030
Probably too drunk to notice.
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>>584213887
Soon to be Scummyvale again!
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>>584209253
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>>584208160

SF here. A little breezy right now, but notarthing yet. News says it's supposed to start in this area at like 2ish.
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>>584214490
Yeah i just read the bay should expect rain at 2
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>>584214173
i love los gatos chicks
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>>584214490
someone should stream a movie while we wait to be blown away
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>>584214760
How about Twister
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>>584214760

I'm skipping work and playing Kingdom Hearts 2.5
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Morgan Hill mounting up son. Fuck you, mother nature.
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>>584214104

oh shit so did I. class of?
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>>584209659
DID YOU JUST
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>>584213961

that's normal
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>>584215038
'13.... you?
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>>584214708
After dating a few local Gatos girls here, I respect stripper and hookers. The Gatos girls refuse to quote prices up front.
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>>584214380
Get this man some fecking bacon.
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>>584213586
It's not going to happen
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>>584215368

oh god, '09 for me. I graduated there before you even started.
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anyone else from the 818 here? Heard we're getting a whole inch of rain this time
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>>584215742
Whew.. good. I'd hate to meet someone i know irl here.
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>>584216014
Try meeting your ex on here.
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>>584215752
Valley fag checking in.

We may not get a ton of rain, but I guarantee we will lead the state in bitching about the rain.
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>>584209659
Nicccccccce
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>>584216240
That and jackasses posting about how much they love/hate winter.

what part bro? Sun Valley here
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>>584216158
story please
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>>584208160
Sacramento reporting in.
Got new batteries in my LED flashlight - that shit will last for a long fucking time.

Got a bunch of chips and salsa, some bottled water, some other snacks... If I need anything else I'm gonna go out in the storm for 1 minute to the various stores right down the street from me.... unless they all die.

Leaving everything plugged in and charging until I hear lightning above me.
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In Roseville just outside of Sacramento and it hasn't even started raining yet.
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>>584216569
Northridge.

Kind of want to go to campus to watch the kids show up for finals and lose their fucking minds in the rain/wind.
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taking advantage of the storms proximity.

anyone selling weed in 430 or 916?
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Modesto here
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Humboldt 420 smoke it 707 here. Need to get some food, can hear the wind picking up.
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>>584208160
I hope I get snow on the other side of the mountains in alberta
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>>584217518

I'm really really sorry
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Bay area here. How fucked up am I?
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>>584215742
mfw I graduated in 99 and this kid feels old
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>>584217927

class of 80 here
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Valley nigga here. Stockton, the valley has it worse than the bay.
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colton here, what's all the fuzz about?
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>>584218641
rain
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>>584217572
http://youtu.be/JMYehlBavbM
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cya in the afterlife amerifats. your plywood houses are gonna flyyyyyyyy
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>>584216882
Sac area is supposed to start getting hit... well... some time around now. By morning it should be going, and I think we're supposed to get really slammed mid-day.
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Panhandle middle of SF fag here. It's gusty, big deal. The media blew up this shit storm story worse than the ebola chan epidemic. California doesn't get real storms, just some hiccups every now and then.
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>>584218717
good, i won't have to wash the car.
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i love insane storms. juices up my bits
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