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Looking for a weed hookup in the wellington/lower hutt area Also

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Looking for a weed hookup in the wellington/lower hutt area
Also general ny thread
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>>584207816
>ny thread
>ny

It's NZ you cocksucker,now people's scripts won't pick up on it.
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why are IDs even back?
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why are IDs even back?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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Chch in

This is a regular NZ thread now

Hey bros
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why are IDs even back?
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>>584208289
Bubbles is the fucking man
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>>584208507
Reminder that shitposting is unhealthy for your brain

>faget
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>>584208289
fukkin qwertz keyboards
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>>584207816
>ny thread
not sure if i should post here
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nelson/blenheim
>>584208535
yea i no rest of the nights wrecked like last night
>new zealand thread
>nz thread
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This is that faggot that runs profileengine out of Auckland and hordes everyone's personal info.

Fuck this cunt

Claydon or some faggotry like that
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why are IDs even back?
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Hello, boys!
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>>584209112
yo, hyung
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>>584208535
chch bushinn reporting in
yep, everyday there is a thread now
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>>584208908
maybe op should just delete thread and we can have a nice nz thread now people are gonna think nz are all about drug might as well put
nz weedhookup/sheepshagging meet up
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>>584208968
Hey bro

Last night was shit

Let's have a goodun tonight
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>>584207816
could hook you up, but sorry john I don't trust you
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Maybe OP should delete this and we can start again? A NZ thread as opposed to NY thread.

>i don't like jews...

>>584208289
>scripts
Please tell me what that means.
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>>584209112
Hey GW
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>>584209112
Gaynazi!

Hastingsbro repot for dooty

>(now that this thread shall live)
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>tfw all you want is a c o m f y thread
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>>584208669
>>584209065


Because samefags pretending to be more than one person ruin the board.
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hamfag reporting in, nawton guy here, anyone fancy a hookup?
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any hookups in auckland?

>>584209391
psh
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>>584209525
what about the other boards tho?
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>>584209173
Ello bro

Edgeware/St Albans/morphine guy
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chchfag reporting in, what are you guys doing on the weekend?
gonna celebrate some bros graduating tomorrow, gonna be fun as fuck.
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>>584209172
hai

>you need to go for a walk
>you need it, fgt
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>>584209461
timing was perfect just the title
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>>584209448
>Please tell me what that means.
>>>/g/oogle
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>>584209525
why are IDs even back?
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>>584209391
im not john
and also not a cop
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>>584209461
Heil.

>>584209463
My cousin lives in Hastings, maybe you know her.
She's not a Maori, though.

>>584209587
>anyone fancy a hookup?
u cute?
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>>584209653
Not sure bro

Got a few options but will probably do fuck all
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>>584209671
let's not bring up the past
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>>584209767
Pretty sure it doesn't mean that.

>should I take some?
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>>584209712
What do you mean?
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>>584209712
what timing?
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Gtfo NZ fags this is a New York thread
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>tfw you mention you have a script to find NZ threads faster
now everyone has one
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>>584210064
>Log into skype
>See message from IDbro
>"go for a walk sometime, faggot
>you need it"

>how on earth could he know?
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>>584209998
Ah,picture?

If not what part does she live in?
[spoiler]im in havelock north[spoiler/]
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>>584210360
no, this is a kpop thread
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>>584210157
>>584210164
the timing past 8:00 so it should of being an awesome thread
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>>584210360
Your mother should have gone through with the abortion
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>>584210529
nah, 6 o'cock threads are the best tho
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>>584210529
i know my timing dude
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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If I can just interrupt you there and have a quick message from our sponsors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXc_phXgM0
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>>584210485
>im in havelock north
Oh, that's right, you posh boy.

>Mother, I say, isn't it most splendid day of days today today?
>Fuck your mouth, Heathcliffe, you know shit aint real.
>Mother, I protest.

I have pictures of my cousin, and her (non-Maori) children but I won't put them on 4chan because I won't put them on 4chan.
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>>584210529
I don't get it

But I trust you
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>>584210743
yea you do but wait to fuck up the title cant wait for some americans to come in and start ripping the shit outta us for being lazy pot smoking cunts
>>584210614
i new this would happen :'(
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>>584210485
why didn't your spoiler work tho?
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>>584209998
well, i wasn't thinking of that kinda hookup, but i've had quite a few people say i'm cute
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>>584211078
Did I disappoint you sir?
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>>584211078
sorry not used to using ur keyboards
inb4 german backpacker cunt
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>>584211243
>but i've had quite a few people say i'm cute
Post their pictures.
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>>584207816
Most nz thread on 4chan have been civilized and respectable but now idk what to think of yous
>Also I'm mexican so yea pretty insulting
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>>584210439
you left your webcam on

or i turned it on
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>>584211447
i'm not posting anyones pictures on /b/
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>>584211310
god no you didnt
>also how come sometimes i dont have to fill in a captcha but sometimes like now i do
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>>584211575
no

>>584211645
>i'm not posting anyones pictures on /b/
What about over on /pol/?
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>>584211519
It's it pretty good being Mexican?
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>>584209640
Morphine guy, that's a challenge.
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>>584211863
I read that as "I hate my son full time".


>sounds like this guy is fucking his son
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>>584211903
don't go on /pol/
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>tfw you don't know what album to listen to next
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>>584211863
Sweet, I would have been a bit confused if you were haha

Haha, Chang. What a fucking dipshit

'But that's what ya get aye'
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>>584211042
>children

Aaaaaand I'm no longer interested.
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>>584212228
you should start

it's pretty based right now
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>>584212053
no hes just a widow grateful for whats left of his family
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>>584212228
I can't anymore, it hurts to see what has happened.

>hold me tight

>>584212572
Oh, I thought you were a poof anyway.
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>>584212708
>grateful for whats left of his family
What did he do to the rest of them?

>maybe he got angry because they were gay and bisexual and kept messaging him.
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>>584212438
chang??
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>>584212794
still wanna hookup?
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Anyome know a good downloader for youtube etc?

I had a good one but it's disappeared and Download Helper is shitballs.
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gonna listen to 3 miss A albums in a row

based me
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>>584213118
i want a fukkin hookup!!
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>>584213118
Duh.
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>>584213284
what kind of hookup?
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>>584213165
get the extension for your browser
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>Christchurch master race
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is it time?
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>>584213315
see >>584213398
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Reporting In.

>tfw finally back in my home town
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>>584213472
I only speak English.
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>>584212794
>A poof
I ain't gay.

And I'm not a fucking snob either.
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>>584213180
Axel.
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>>584212007
Explain the challenge
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>>584207816

Weed in Duds plskthxbai
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>>584213657
Oh, I'm not in Hamilton.

>I was being durty.

>>584213669
RIP
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>>584213691
are you using chrome, opera, firefox, or IE?
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>>584213398
weed in welly
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>>584213669
RIP
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>>584213090
Read the title of his profile
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>>584213829
doesn't mean you can't get a hookup neger
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>>584213920
i'm in hamilton, so unless you wanna drive all the way up here and back you'll be dipping out sorry mate
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>>584213931
>>584213829
T-thanks bros

>I should've packed some green tea bags
>This isn't nawton
>I miss my monitors
>Rosa doesn't look as good on my laptop screen
>tfw not comfy
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>>584213717
Your ID is awfully close to spelling jew.

>that's a trigger, nigger.

>>584213850
Firefox.

>>584214007
Well anytime type of hookup so long as it's weed and/or penis.
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these captchas tho

amirite?

my hands hurt
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>>584214168
shit blows
been there two weeks ago
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calling upon the doubles
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>>584214352
Listen to some Buddy, buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty31QY5ZGHo
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>>584213984
oh lol thats why i ss it lol i remember now
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>>584214364
http://www.clickvideodownload.com/download.php

i don't use firefox so i don't know if it works
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any wellington fags around?
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>>584214685
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Chch here. Love me pls
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>>584214742
The Jews will use this one to get me.

>>584214851
Based something.
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>>584214435
so close

>>584214364
i have both
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>>584215050
i love you bro
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>>584215050
where you at?
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i h8 u

i really h8 u

i h8 u

but i love u
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>>584215107
Pretty much love you too bro. Thanks bae
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>>584215072
i dont no what that means but that bastard is looks like hes been drinking heavily but i still manage to show up to every thread
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>>584215096
>i have both
And your cute to boot.

I'll start walking now.
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>>584215231
Papanui
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>>584215382
BASED

FUCKING

SOMETHING
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>>584215382
You told me to call you Nate or something in a thread, bae.
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>>584215391
hahaha, where you at?
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>>584215536
jacks my fake name suppose i should find a new one now the governments aware of jack dawsons activities
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time to practice getting gets
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>>584215391
>your
Gosh, that's embarrassing and to think I passed NCEA Level one.

>>584215682
New Zealand.
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>>584215773
>jack dawsons activities
That's cold, man.
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>>584215940
omfg r u srs?

but seriously, what part of nz
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>>584214685
Haha
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>>584216098
the gay part
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>>584207816
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>>584216098
>what part of nz
North Island.

>>584216167
xo
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>>584216167
Oh a wellingtonian huh?
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>>584216101
yea i no what a loser>>584214851
i bet he collects minecraft toys
>>584216070
nothing huge just small stuff that the gov thinks is big
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>tfw you can't even get trips
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>>584216340
will you marry me?
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>>584216381
>nothing huge just small stuff that the gov thinks is big
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>>584216243
shame about the face
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Anybody on the North Shore selling?
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>>584216539
Depends.

Are you cute?
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>>584216713
yes, yes i am, i also have weed and a penis
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>>584216381
post maximumoverfeel29.jpg
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>>584210485
fuck you cam
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>>584216670
Yes, a lot are, mostly to Asians, though.

>>584216796
Gosh.

Keen for a naked wrestle?
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>>584216381
There are minecraft toys and people collect them?
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>>584216574
not knowing what i did but u still think its bad :P
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>>584216972
will there be oil/mud/jelly/all three?
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Ayyyy lmao
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>>584216796
Are you openly gay?

Or just keep it low?
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>>584216972
Mostly to Asians? I'm confused.
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>>584217024
Jack Dawson is the name of the Leo Dicappuccino's character in Titanic.

>that's cold, man
>he dies in the cold
>man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTnwjlDhAY4

good song
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>>584216908
there isnt any
>ma ocd :'(
>>584217004
>loser with no friends
>pic not related
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>>584217124
>oil/mud/jelly/all three?
No? What the fuck, oi.

It'll just be two fucking sweaty guys having a dirty as fuck wrestle.

No need to make it gay, bro. Fuck I'm hard.

>>584217202
Yeah, most real estate is being brought by them and most is being sold to them too.
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>>584217201
i'm pansexual, its not obvious that i like dick just as much as pussy, but if someone asks i'm not afraid to tell them
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>>584217464
Now that's the face of a young man that wants McDonalds and some experimentation.
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>>584217464
shame about the face
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>>584217227
jack dawson
>police ask isnt that the guy off titanic
yea my dads last name was dawson and mums first was rose so on there 6th date to see the movie titanic they decided to rename me jack
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>>584217487
oh of course, because it totally wasn't gay in the first place

>no oil/mud/jelly/all three

i don't want to marry you anymore, its over
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>>584217487
Kek
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for fucks sake is there no one in the wellington/lower hutt area able to sell me some fucking weed
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>>584217702
Oh, you.

>>584217717
>yea my dads last name was dawson and mums first was rose
What are their names now?

>you would also be underage.
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>>584217024
Duuuuuuude... Where the fuck do I start with this ballbag
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>>584217652
>>584217702
its not your guys fault
>captcha augly
>lel
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>>584217768
>i don't want to marry you anymore, its over
What if I spit on you? You can move to Tauranga and walk to Winz with me, pls.
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What's everyone up to tonight? I just had pizza, literally the first thing i've eaten since my flu is gone
>never
>gonna
>make it
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>>584217928
Hardly anybody in NZ is selling.
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>>584217993
i was 1 so they decided to reaname me and rose dawson and henry dawson
>you do realize this is a fake identity
>im not gonna bother
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>>584218184
Yes, yes you will.

You have to make it for us.
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>>584217928
you'd get more responses if you start an nz weed thread
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>>584218240
i thought it was everywhere
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>>584218240
I've got a hookup off the norml forum.

>hope he isn't police
>he does have a rollitup profile too with pictures...

>>584218324
Yes, I realise, I was just talking to you.
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>>584218343
thats what i tried to do if you look at the first post
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>>584218343
yea i no can you make the next thread and name is properly so it can be found :D
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>>584217024
Hugmonkey is his name and claims to be straight

Says he's funny and half of the profile is the shittest jokes humanity has ever seen

Claims to have friends, are clearly the aforementioned parents in the title

Cracks joke about physique, his physique isn't even in the pic

Says he will crack jokes at gf and give pet names but the guy is obviously so repulsive his prior gfs killed themselves

What a chump, why waste money on a gold membership
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>>584218183
alright fine, i'll still marry you, you big lovable twat you
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>>584217464
Haha, fuck man
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>>584218639
that made me laugh so so hard my ribs hurt XD
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>You will never hear edge (⊿-mix) for the first time again
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>>584217505
Is that the definition of pansexual?

Fair enough man, at least you got variety
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>>584218732
You better not cry when I call you fgt, fgt.
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>>584218905
post your 3x3 for this week
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>>584218184
Hey man you made it out

Good for you
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Bro just graduated today, whats up with all those maori folk screaming about onstage when they got their certificate?

Quite a few chinese too.
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>>584218979
well, i sum it up as "i like humans" i don't care what naughty bits they have

>>584218992
does crying from happiness count?
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>>584219209
>Quite a few chinese too.
The Chinese were screaming too?

Well, in their case, probably because they couldn't see where they were going.
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>>584218863
Haha

Guy makes it too easy
>>
>>584219240
>does crying from happiness count?
No, that's fine.

>get in trouble with I talk with other homos and call them fgt, poof, queer, gaycunt, etc
>wonder why


>lel
>>
>>584219058
now urs :)
>tfw i don't even remember listeining to DSotM this week

>>584219192
Thanks mate
>>
eating fried rice in a soup bowl
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>>584219209
They're just showing you respect in a yelly, screamy way

Congratulations too bro
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>>584219467

i want to reset my plays...again
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>>584219319
Nah they just got their stuff like everyone else did.
Just when guys camebup wearing those feather cloaks, you knew there was going to be tribal screaming.
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>>584219769
lol i get nervous around elder maoris cause they might do the nose fondling thing >.<
>>
>>584219769
>you knew there was going to be tribal screaming.
Did you join in with it?

Because, if not, you are a racist racist.
>>
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>>584218639
I like you.
>>
>>584220000
>lol i get nervous around elder maoris cause they might do the nose fondling thing >.<
I get nervous around Maoris.
>>
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>>584220142
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>>584220142
i only do if the theres more maoris then whites there might be an uprising in the burger king line
>>
>tfw only 392 pictures of my waifu
do i even love her?
>>
>>584220229
Nah, Maoris like me.

"Far, you're an out of it white fella, aye?"
"Yes"
>>
>>584219460
lets just get married and get winz to pay for the wedding
>>
>>584220342
>there might be an uprising in the burger king line
Thank you, Marx!
>>
gonna make some ramyeon
>>
>>584220463
Oh.

You a foreigner and wanting residency? How could you use me.

>I wanted to wrestle.
>>
>>584220383
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>>584220498
its happened before they make a seen like them and all there familys was ahead of someone
>>
>>584220617
no, i'm just really fucking stingy and cbf forking out for a wedding, i'll still wrestle with you bby
>>
>>584219682
i feel like i've gone too far in to back out now ;_;
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>>584220632
Don't ask to see what's in my attic.

>>584220670
Yes.
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>>584220815
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>>584220736
Look, I'm only going to wrestle you if your erect.

I talk with other boys about wrestling so you better not be wasting my time.
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>>584220878
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>>584221076
>>
im still hungry but cant be fucked to go downstairs to get moar food
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>>584219552
Cheers, going to be starting the same degre at vic net year too.

SWEN here i come.
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>>584220108
Thanks bro
>>
>>584221251
illumanji
>>
>>584221352
makes him kinda looks like a acorn
>>
>>584221569
He looks like a knob head.
>>
Tauranga reporting in, how are people?
>>
>>584221352
>>584221431
You two are my favourites and therefore the best.
>>
>>584221569
But is it an activated acorn, anon?
>>
>>584221330
That's sick man

Swen?
>>
today I ran out of synthetics and nobody had shit so it was bear grylls survival smoking time
as in walk round like a homeless fucking bum hit up washington hunting butts what a goldmine then hit my killa spot found like 25 joint butts, rip all that shit up you get a mixture of half burnt weed, ash, and tobacco
then you reroll into an actual spliff add tobacco and get fucking high as fuck

not sure why but ground hobo session always get me fucking high way more than normal weed (also I found a half g in a bag around riccarton the other day), I think it's because all the smoke has to go through the weed butt and it coats the weed so it's real sticky and gross
picked up some masala as well, feels a bit like snorting ritalin mixed with rush
>>
fuck guys, i failed level 1, can i still apply for uni? i wanna do engineering

i have literacy credits so i can read
>>
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SLURRRPING on the last cup of ramyeon in the house

based me
>>
>>584221569
Or a phallus
>>
>>584221721
I'm not sure I deserve that stain on my record?
>>
>>584221772
what does based mean
>>
>>584221772
Enginering with honours, majoring in software enginering.

4 years of debt, yay.
>>
>>584221775
>>
>>584221794
>fuck guys, i failed level 1, can i still apply for uni? i wanna do engineering
Probably not going to work out, aye.

>>584221679
>Tauranga reporting in
Not a real place, stop making things up.
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>>584221926
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>>584221721
>>
watching Beserk.
shit is insane, demon king fucking this chick and Guts goes ham trying to kill this fucker
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>>584222074
>>
>>584221728
Hahaha fuck you man, I spat my green ass motherfuckin' tea out
>>
SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA, WU'S BUCKWILD WITH THE TRIGGER
>>
>>584222073
halp me to do then
>>
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>>584222220
>>
>>584221775
i save all my j butts in a jar for a special occasion
>>
>>584221794
Pretty sure you need level 3, but if your maori or black you can sob your way in id you can prove you have the drive.

Other than that, maybe hit up a polytech to get the credits? Not too sure how that works out though.
>>
>>584221884
yea a phallus its the top bit that does it for me
>>
NZ women don't shave properly.
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>>584219682
That's not the point of last.fm
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CHOCKING on that ramyeon now

a-am i still based?
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fake anyone nude/hardcore, female or male, no rules
nudify-her dot com
>>
>>584221775
That's rough man

Are you dependant on a certain drug or just wanna get fucked up?
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>>584222153
:^)
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>>584222267
>>
>>584222381
That'll do mate, that'll do

>tfw miss Auckland
>>
>>584222307
i can drive

maybe ill go poltech for cred
>>
>>584221941
The shit
>>
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>>584221775
Reconsider your life.
>>
>>584222058
just like where your friends all live
>>
>>584222467
Don't understand, why this?

>>584222482
>miss Auckland
I honestly thought you were a guy. What's Miss Auckland doing on 4chan?
>>
>>584222006
Worth it in the end if you're doing degrees you can/will apply to the real world

Get stuck in bro
>>
>>584222568
>just like where your friends all live
Idiot, they're real in my mind.
>>
>>584222523
Yeah best to give em an email to book a session with a carrers councelor to get it all sorted out.

Worst case, you just wait till your 25 or something and they let you in anyway, iirc.
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>tfw miss korea
>>
>>584222568
Maori detected.

Send me your sisters nudes. I'm keen for Maori porn.

[email protected]
>>
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>>584222151
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>>584222661
Thinking of using the degre to travel to asia to be an ALT teaching english. Seems like a good way to see the world and stuff.

If shit hits the fan, i'm pretty sure i could get a job as a code monkey or something.
>>
>>584222220
fucking christ that get though
>>
>>584222828
East or West?
>>
WEST

IS

BEST
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>>584222646
>>584222909
>>
>>584222337
I want to hit him with my car
>>
>>584222646
ebin

>>584222828
I know this feel?
>>
Anyone wana buy Chloroform?

50 bucks for 50ml
>>
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Im going to see my brother in prison down in otago on Saturday :)
>>
>>584222996
2 off a truly epic get
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>>584222441
The man
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>>584223091
my dating convo from a travelling business man
>>
>>584223142
Look, I know people say Dunedin is shit but calling it a prison is a little much is it not?
>>
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>>584223271
Holy fucking hell.

>talking to randoms about the 4chan regulars
>>
>>584223142
Balclutha? What's his name?
>>
>>584222994
My cousin lives in Japan teaching English and he didn't even succeed in high school

It's easy as fuck

He drew a blank at times and would teach them games to learn certain words and they were just drinking games he learned at home in NZ and instead if sinking piss when you lose you say an answer haha
>>
>>584223557
i thought he was one of yous cause my profile says im fucking straight but he just comes "straight on in"
>>
>>584223346
Hahaha ive never been to dunedin before but hey i get to experience prison and dunedin both for the first time on the same day so ill get two first impressions with no bias
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>>584223085
>>
>>584223074
why are u always up in nz threads with kpop shit
>>
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>>584209391

john's got plenty for himself. no need to worry.
>>
>>584223140
Real men get the girl with chloroform
>>
>>584222994
Good idea, wish I'd done it. JET/other Jap obviously, but China & Sth Korea are good bets and prolly others I haven't looked at.
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>tfw proxying up to watch my kdrama
>>
>>584223693
>"straight on in"
Holy fuck, you are something else.

Straight guys get messaged all the time, oi, by fags wanting to suck them dry. He won't be the last.

>>584223724
Just promise me you'll be cheerful, ok?
>>
>>584223271
What's even happening?

Nothing?
>>
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>>584223849
why are you in a kpop thread posting non-kpop related shit?
>>
>>584223634
Otago corrections facility so yeah its near balclutha & why should i tell someone on 4chan his name lol
>>
>>584223986
no I am asking because I am korean what the fuck is so intriguing about kpop
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>>584223969
>>584223941
shit his messages didnt get threw ok u got mine ill post his messages
>>
>>584223204
all dubs but 00's have been disabled, that's why you can see roll threads where after 200 posts not a single get happens. Also, there used to be able to make scripts that can have fake "gets" by timing the post before the next get occurs (I know this because a friend I used to have, told me how his get script worked) but because of all the posts on /b/, it's too difficult to perfectly time it, though on other boards it should still work. Well, most of ones, it just depends on posts per second vs. how quickly you can send the request.
>>
>>584223941
Sure anon i promise. First time i get to see him in almost 8 months so im already looking forward to it :)
>>
>>584224014
>why should i tell someone on 4chan his name lol
Hemi
Tane
John
Rangi

One of them, probably.
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>>584224129
>>584223941
i was hoping someone would get it what u mean by im something else though
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches?
>>
>>584224014
hahah true, I just have contacts there. Don't tell no-one nuthin, including me.
>>
>>584223670
It seems easy enough, as your just an assistant using your own speaking skills with your native language.
As long as you keep it fun and engaging, it should be sweet.

Been reading up and stuff on how JET's found things, and it looks the best bit.

Main bugger is that you catch all the colds becuase no immunity to the japanese strains, i guess.
>>
>>584223724
Go to larnachs castle

I liked it

And the octagon and fuck some Dunedin sluts, easy as fuck

Had girls coming up and asking to buy me drinks... That was a first
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>>584224206
>>
>>584224129
You keen for a bit of him, bro?

Bit of him down ya throat?
>>
>>584224136
>that's why you can see roll threads where after 200 posts not a single get happens
what?
>>
>>584224014
Don't do it he might get shivved

Or penised
>>
>>584224206
>would get it what u mean by im something else though
u r funi
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>>584224316
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>>584224081
konichiwa~
>>
>>584224370
gets as in dubs becides 00's, ie 77, 44, up to trips and beyond.
>>
>>584224129
He is homosex?

Looks like Colin Farrell

He's bi apparently
>>
>>584207816

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>584224431
thank you :D so are you but no i dont want someone so brash down my throat maybe if he flirted a little bit i would of let him buy me maccas
captcha herpos
>most likely what he has
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>>584224625
and he ruined all chances here :P
>just got new email
>save for next thread?
>>
>page 7
Anyone wana make a new thread?
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