best infomercial gifs thread, go
I dont have many of them, in fact this is one before the last. Contribute fellas
it indeed is. found some more four you faggots
yes, they are from buzzfeed since any of you lazy fags havent obviously made any fresh ones like you have anything better to do
is nothing easy? post already
This shit is hysterical
it is pain in the ass without fourchin pass. also, have you noticed how the first captcha is something fucking illegible while the next one is always clean one word? wtf
I'll apologize in advance incase of duplicates, dont feel like checking through the entire folder before posting
>not a robot master race
nevermind, glad you joined anyway
The worst fucking thing about it is that it's working for the most part, until he notices this fact and deliberately fucks up
yea I used to be for like 5 minutes, now it makes me to both check the box and fill the captcha, dunno why
That sucks m8
and yes the fact they do this on purpose is the best part, so...mesmerizing
>mfw this happens to my catsoup all the time
Also I fancy this thread m8
Something like this I think
in this thread:
>all the things that makes people go "life is brutal"
the line between these and porn is sometimes very thin
now it's fucking forcing me to both type captcha and confessing my humanity
I know what it's meant to be there, it's just so fake and artificial it makes me cringe like some porn scenarios
I'd guess so
you're right, I did read that somewhere, still
They're probably comparing some sort of knife to a doorstop
your absolutely right, i thought it was a fucking piece of cheese
Are you tired of using your doorstop to cut your bread? Are your kids faggots? By a Slice-o Knife and solve both problems for $9.99. Call now and we will send you a FREE manual on the correct use of doorstops
running out of shit
lulz, maybe there is one exception confirming the dumbmercial rule
Does your little princess absolutely suck fucking dick at giving an old fashioned? Get her the Better Beater. Only 19.95 plus shipping and handling.
She didn't even spill it. It all got in the cup.
He must have jumped up in surprise like "MOLLY! You're not allowed to visit the kids! You're not even allowed to be within 500 feet of the house!"
a nigger butler maybe
This made me angry
ive a few to contribute
can anyone else relate to these because theyre clumsy as shit?
was thinking the same but more like in a fucking shower
>kid's glass changes hands
>dad spills drink for no reason
Notice how the dad just fucking tips his glas for no reason
lol nice quads, didnt even notice
>the first captcha is something fucking illegible while the next one is always clean one word?
EVERY FUCKING TIME
hitting the refresh button is routine now
but that would entail sitting through infomercials on youtube until something funny happened. let the faggot hipsters at buzzfeed get paid to do it
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
exactly but the buzzhipsters just stole the existing ones so
this cracked me up so much
Nwe: Grass paint, never bother about watering the grass in summer
>Fucking unfolds perfectly
How the fuck.
The one kid moved forward, dropping his drink, the girl next to him just obviously hates the carpet so she throws her bowel over it.
Girl next to her must have some sort of fainting syndrome at the sight of messy carpets.
But that dosn't explain the boy, he fell long before the girl ever touched him.
Not only that but her weight would not have knoced him over like that.
What are they trying to sell?
How to not have autistic kids?
thats actually a trick to cook rice in a microwave all the way through.
if its in a pile the rice always has a cold spot in middle, but if you put another plate on top (with or without food) it spreads the rice out and both plates heat up and evenly reheat the rice.
>that gif aint a fail
i straight up walk past a bank that i noticed this shit to their grass recently. their lawn sticks out like a green apple and when i actually walk on it, it looks like they ran some random circular spraypainting wheeley thing over it, or had a bunch of kids running around with green spraypaint
Just don't question it...
"Bitch you suck at cookin" - Husband
she couldnt enjoy it more
You've got the job!
Fucking musilims invented this like a millinia ago when alla ackbar handed the babushka to muhummid when the snored coke off a 8 year old boys ass
Jesus Christ that's terrifying
so much wut
This thread is autist
>The man selling everything here
Perhaps Google is tracking you passively in the background of their web browser. Try Firefox if you don't want to be tracked. But you'll have to put with this shitty captcha.
>mfw when you call ketchup catsoup and most likely put it on your steak
Some are, yes
man how I would appreciate a day of filming different fuckup situations
What the fucking fuck is this shit i just about died of laughter this fucking whore, her fucking face when she realizes what a hammer does to drywall
>she missed the nail
Shit anons Im nearly out hlep
Some of these play in slow motion before loading all the way, so I get to see even more how they are obviously intent on fucking things up as much as they can.
Thank you, slow internet.
me too and as I said before, there are no fresh ones. I might just go back to jaboody dubs on youtube to lol at billy maize or whatnot
Complete and total buffoon's. They cant do anything right
29/31 or something
jaboody is love, jaboody is life
the moment I discovered it with the story I couldnt stop laughing for a large portion of time. golden
Well that's me done, someone take over
Top lel anon
That's not how it works. Fake and gay.
I remember my first time coming close to sex.
A girl unzipped my pants, untook my undies and made that exact face... I never had sex, such is life with a micropenis :(
And now we use two devices just to beat an egg in a bowl
it's been a pleasure mei. at this point I dont even know whats a repost and whats a repost of a repost of a repost
>imlying using recaptcha sends image you are putting on 4chan to google servers
>implying your file goes browser->googleserver>4chserver
>implying recaptcha has access to the whole server where it's used
how can anyone spend so much time doing this image and not think about that at all
>God damnit mom why do you have to work so late and bring home the same shit again
>Dad has probably been home for a few hours
The fact that there are families like this grinds my gears.
Someone should make an infomercial of an asspie trying repeatedly to type a 4chan captcha, then giving up in frustration and smashing his keyboard to bits. Then he buys a 4chan pass, smiles, and begins posting the funny banana and whatnot.
Brotip: Only type the one clean word, since that's the one that's in their database already
Since they don't know the other word yet, you can write anything (like nigger, if you're an edgy faggot), but you can also just leave it away
so if your CAPTCHA is "unintelligible intelligible", you only have to enter " intelligible" and it'll accept it - note the space before the intelligibe (or after if the unintelligible word is second, of course) word though - so not just "intelligible", but " intelligible"
I've posted this a few times already, but no one ever seems to listen to it
but anon, i am using the 14 second rule for commenting on popular culture.
that and if you are criting something for not comercial reasons you are aloud to present a small portion under 15% of the finished product.
I want to live in this universe where everyone is so fucking inept that I could impress them with my ability to ladle sauce without spilling and mad sandwich slicing skills. They will make me their king--nay, their GOD!
I think I am done too with this one, thank ya all for good laughs, my faith in /b/ is always a little restored after similar threads
Here ya go anon.
>>I've posted this a few times already, but no one ever seems to listen to it
Probably because that's already common knowledge.
The problem witht he captcha is the first one it gives is pretty much unreadable. I just hit refresh without even looking at it becaise I know I'm going to get a very easy and short word next.
What does moot's dick taste like?