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Hey kids! Ask lemmy the lemon anything!

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey kids! Ask lemmy the lemon anything!
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>>584010642
Kids..?
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>>584010642
What's it like being a faggot?
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Kids?!?
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>>584010776
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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>>584010642
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>>584010642
What's it like living in the uncanny valley, is it terrifying?
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>>584010984
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>>584010642
How does your dick feel after citrus dicking yourself every time you masturbate?
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I'm going to kill every single last one of you.
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>>584010642
this is almost as terrifying as mr. meaty
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Yo Lemmy, why are you such a fucking gay nigger from outer space? #420BL4$3!t
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What's wrong with your face?
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>>584010642
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Why do your cars suck?
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Lock your doors...
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WHAT THE FUCK
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lemmy id get
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I've already started my rampage...
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I need to shit really bad, I've been holding it in for 2 hours trying to figure out how long I can hold it in. I haven't shit in 12 days.
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>>584013241
Exactly.
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>>584014442

Saved.

God Bless, OP.
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>>584014708
Oh man you make my lemon cock hard
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No bump? Gnight /b/
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>>584015459

Fucking horrifying.

I sent them all with dialogue to a timid 16 year old girl and I think she hates me now.
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>>584015940
HAHAHAHA Hold on I gotta make another one just for her.
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Based lemmy thread.
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>>584016121

I am so fucked.

She was cute too.

I fogot she and her mom were supposedly haunted by a demon for two years and it traumatized the shit on her.

Am I gonna die
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>>584016551

*out of
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In thanks, I give you my latest creation.
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How do you kill Lemmy The Lemon
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>>584016551
Here you go,
With much love from OP
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i fucking hate you niggerfaggot
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>>584017128

Lord have mercy
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is this the birth of a new ebin maymay?
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>>584017245
Do I need to stab a bitch?
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>>584017575
say that to my face faggot
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>>584017520
Oh yes I think it is
>implyingthatyoushouldarchive
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Lemmy, there is this girl I like but she does not even know I exist!

Should I buy a new fedora to get her to notice me? My black pin stripped one does not seem to be working as well as I hoped.

Please Lemmy! I really need your help.
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>>584017994
Don't think I fucking won't, bitch.
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>>584019021
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>>584010642
Can you please give me my sister back?
We miss her
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Do you eat ass?
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>>584013648
Rip in peace trayvon martin
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>>584019662
Of Course I do!
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Lemmy, you retarded cock sucker, answer my fucking question!
>>584018978
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>>584018978
No need to worry my little lemon! I've already made arrangements! Come over whenever you feel like it!
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>>584021069

i luv u lemmy
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>>584021665
I love you too my little lemon.... I love you too...
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