Hey kids! Ask lemmy the lemon anything!

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>>584010642
Kids..?

>>584010642
What's it like being a faggot?

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Kids?!?

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>>584010776
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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>>584010642

>>584010642
What's it like living in the uncanny valley, is it terrifying?

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>>584010984

>>584010642
How does your dick feel after citrus dicking yourself every time you masturbate?

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I'm going to kill every single last one of you.

>>584010642
this is almost as terrifying as mr. meaty

Yo Lemmy, why are you such a fucking gay nigger from outer space? #420BL4$3!t

What's wrong with your face?

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>>584010642

Why do your cars suck?

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Lock your doors...

WHAT THE FUCK

lemmy id get

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I've already started my rampage...

I need to shit really bad, I've been holding it in for 2 hours trying to figure out how long I can hold it in. I haven't shit in 12 days.

>>584013241
Exactly.

>>584014442

Saved.

God Bless, OP.

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>>584014708
Oh man you make my lemon cock hard

No bump? Gnight /b/

>>584015459

Fucking horrifying.

I sent them all with dialogue to a timid 16 year old girl and I think she hates me now.

>>584015940
HAHAHAHA Hold on I gotta make another one just for her.

Based lemmy thread.

>>584016121

I am so fucked.

She was cute too.

I fogot she and her mom were supposedly haunted by a demon for two years and it traumatized the shit on her.

Am I gonna die

>>584016551

*out of

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In thanks, I give you my latest creation.

How do you kill Lemmy The Lemon

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>>584016551
Here you go,
With much love from OP

i fucking hate you niggerfaggot

>>584017128

Lord have mercy

is this the birth of a new ebin maymay?

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>>584017245
Do I need to stab a bitch?

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>>584017575
say that to my face faggot

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>>584017520
Oh yes I think it is
>implyingthatyoushouldarchive

Lemmy, there is this girl I like but she does not even know I exist!

Should I buy a new fedora to get her to notice me? My black pin stripped one does not seem to be working as well as I hoped.

Please Lemmy! I really need your help.

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>>584017994
Don't think I fucking won't, bitch.

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>>584019021

>>584010642
Can you please give me my sister back?
We miss her

Do you eat ass?

>>584013648
Rip in peace trayvon martin

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>>584019662
Of Course I do!

Lemmy, you retarded cock sucker, answer my fucking question!
>>584018978

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>>584018978
No need to worry my little lemon! I've already made arrangements! Come over whenever you feel like it!

>>584021069

i luv u lemmy

>>584021665
I love you too my little lemon.... I love you too...