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alright /b/ there's a former child star in one of my classes

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alright /b/

there's a former child star in one of my classes and the final is tomorrow...what should i do/say to her?

pic related: it's her
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Tell her u wanna fuck her tits off
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>>583943301
tell her she was hot in school of rock
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>>583943647
This
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>>583943301
Ay bby u want sum fuk
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>>583943301
pics or false
we want her pics during class
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>>583943647
/thread
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>>583943301
Ask for jeanettes number. If she role her eyes, follow her to her car and smash her head into her drivers side window
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>>583943993

best I can do---her leaving the class. sorry for potato quality
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>>583943993
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>>583944550
you gonna talk about school of rock with her or not
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>>583944550
>>583944478
could someone confirm this?
this doesn't look like her that much
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>>583944798
cheek bones aint big enough
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>>583945090
>>583944798

here's a more front-on shot...sorry, still potato quality
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>>583943301
dont be awkward and say some cheesy joke about her life on TV obviously thats not whats she's about hints why she is going to school. iCarly is the past...find out what she likes and if it interests you strum up convo, make it seem casual. BE COOL MAN.
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>>583945574
even if that isnt her, you should still talk to her about school of rock
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>>583945574
Alright i'm gonna buy it
you know you could be acutally starting to complete my secret world domination plan
it goes like this
>get a celeb gf to be with you
>all attention goes on her, while you stay unnoticed, in the shadows
>since she's rich, she's gonna have a big house, a big house that will allow a private lab to be built in.
>use the lab to inject rats with rabies some HIV Virus that is genetically modified with human DNA
>the Virus will inflict the rats and soon You will have a bunch of rat people in your house
>make them reproduce for about 20~30 years
now you have an army, they should produce real quick
I planned also on getting a celebretiy wife but if u wanna do it id pass my ideals to you
Goodluck!
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Hahaha - OP must go to USC. What class do you have with her?
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>>583943849
No matter the situation, this is always the right response.
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OP buy an iCarly box set and ask her to sign it.
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>>583948136
or school of rock
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>>583943301
Tell her she's not really a college student until she gets panty raided.
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tell her to put nude pics on icloud
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>>583943301
Tell her "Tits or GTFO"
And show us reaction pics
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Rape
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>>583946705
made me lol, underrated post right here
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>>583943301
Try to get a better picture, and get to know her. Find out if those rumors are true.
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>>583943647
/thread
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>>583943301
i go from zero to a creeper real quick
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I gotchu OP
>pretend that you don't know her
>ask her earnestly and shyly for her number
>get to know her over a few days
>ask her out on a date
>get celeb gf
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Ask her if freddie had a big cock
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>>583950445
has potential, unless she's offending that OP doesn't know her.
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>>583950894
dan schneidler could probably give you a better answer
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>>583951006
sadly this could be true
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>>583945574
that looks nothing like her u doofus
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Dan Schneider the Hymen Divider

>>583950894
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>>583950445
best advice here. Open with a question that definitely shows you don't know who she is, you don't want her to ever think that you're only talking to her cuz she's famous
> Were you in my (blankety) class last semester?
etc something like that
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>>583950445
>>583952104
This is gold OP! Do eet!!
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Tell her thanks for the herpes.
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THATS MICHAEL JACKSON NOT SOME CHILD STAR YOU FUCK
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>>583952621
Michael Jackson was a child star faggot.
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>>583952104
yeah providing youre not bullshitting this would be advisable to do. and if you're lucky enough to keep talking to her to the point she reveals who she is, keep calling her bluff
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