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What are /b/'s thoughts on this faggot? Name's Dan

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What are /b/'s thoughts on this faggot? Name's Dan Bilzerian. Self proclaimed "king of Instagram"

Worth supposedly $100 million

Was in a couple of movies
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I kinda feel sorry for him.
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Gay ass shit faggot nigger.

I'm jealous of him.
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jelly on his guns and goats... not so much for those worthless bitches and the meaningless life
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He has the top half of Dennis Quaid's face

And the lower half of Zach Galifinaikis's face
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>>583933887
Today op you have proved yourself a true jealous neck beard faggot.
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>>583934448
Aww, Dan found my thread. Hi, faggot. How does it feel to know that you got kicked out of SEALs training?
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>>583933887
Anything "self proclaimed" is worthless. And so it is with him.
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Living the dream
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>>583933887
Who keeps making these threads?
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>>583934249
>>583934409
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>>583933887
>Dan Bilzerian
Rich dad, failed at the military, acts like he would be rich if his dad wasn't big on the street... aka giant turd
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>>583934443
Kek. Just another trust fund prick.
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>>583933887
he got almost all of his money from his daddy
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>>5839345m8
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>>583934631
Until his money runs out.

>>583934676
His daddy went to prison and got his ass poked by Tyrone
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>>583933887

>Grown up rich kid who doesn't grow up.
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he will be dead soon. 5 heart attacks at 34 isn't good. hope he goes to the heaven cheap hookers go to.
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>>583934792
Almost? Pretty much all of it. What does he even do? Besides "play poker" and "act"
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>>583933887
He shows us how women are only into you for the money.
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>this whole thread
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We have to get facts straight:

This is a kid with his dads money (he won around 10.000 USD in poker, the rest is his dads) who buys luxury hookers and guns. He is a fucking nobody.

If he actually managed to get his own money, maybe I would have some respect for him.
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>>583935436
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>>583933887
dan stop posting these threads.
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no self-respecting man leaves their son a fortune upon death. if anything it's his dad for just handing his money over to his useless man-child of a son.
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>>583935523
This
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>>583935523
wrong

>In a recent tournament Dan won $10.8 million playing a single game of heads-up, no-limit hold'em, at stakes of $5,000-$10,000.
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>>583933887
>>583935665

Lol, oh /b/. The only real justice in the world.'

As always OP, you're one giant cockgobbling faggot.
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>>583933887

He's a trust fund baby. Ever heard of that? His wealth came from his dad. Then he joined the military and flunked out of BUD/s Navy SEAL training and became a poker player making a couple million doing that.

I don't know about you but if I played poker all day everyday I'm sure I'd get pretty good too.
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Dan Bilzerian, known as β€œThe King of Instagram,” found himself in the middle of a brawl at Miami's Club Liv Saturday night. He allegedly "kicked a woman in the face like it was no big deal," according to Nik Richie, the founder of a website called The Dirty.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/dan-bilzerian-miami-club-brawl-2014-12#ixzz3LR5nOEiY
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>>583935815
Okay so let's do some math here.

100,000,000-10,800,000=89,200,000. Where did the other 89.2 million dollars come from, anon?
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>>583935996
>Nik Richie
>credible
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>>583935815
That's true. But compared to what he has lost in poker, it is not more than a couple thousands bucks. He has talent, no doubt, but not talent big enough to live in that lifestyle. The only "succes" he has, is his dads money
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>>583935815

Whoops faggot. Allegedly.

>However, few in the high-stakes community have come forward to congratulate him on such an impressive score. There is nothing known about his opponent – whether he was a fish Bilzerian hooked or a big-time shark who had a bad night – and there are even fewer details about the game other than Bilzerian's claim.

You're as big of a faggot as OP apparently.
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>>583935861
thanks, bb

>>583935996
I heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atNC2olaJ74

>>583935910
Trust fund beneficiary. I know where his wealth came from and his background.
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>>583936358
stay jelly faggot
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>>583936358
And why am I a faggot? Because you jerk off to Dan's pictures on Instagram all day?
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>>583935436
this thread is jam? i don't get it
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>>583936439

>Stay informed faggot.
Fixed, np.

Hows gargling your own cum taste? I feel like you're samefagging from your mac laptop and your iPhone Dan.
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>mid-life crisis
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ITT: betas hating on alpha. Many lulz.
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>>583936536

Wut?

Because what you posted was misleading, it implied he won a significant amount of money. He may have; however, he's the only one who's said anything about it (on twatter lol).

English not your first language?

Sorry retard faggot.
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>>583933887
I feel sorry for the guy as well, once you get beyond the mask of "hurr look at all these bitches & guns I have", you can tell he's pretty much a horrible person.
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>>583937060
He's only in his 30's though. I don't get it.
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>>583933887
comes off like a male pornstar
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>>583937349
>can't read ID's
>doesn't know that I wasn't the one that posted about his poker winnings
Stay newfag, newfag.
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>>583937341

Daddys Money =/= Alpha
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>>583937545
He wishes.
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>>583933887
>Omg le Dan meme xD le scientist prove money maked u happy xDDD

34 year old faggot who acts like a teenager. I admit that I am jealous of his guns and some of his possessions. Otherwise, he spends his money on gold digging whores and throws unnecessary parties every other day. On top of that he floods social media with pictures and posts, because he is so insecure about not achieving anything with his life, in order to be praised by teenage kids for "living the life".

3/10 for at least owning a cat.
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Just another cuck
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>>583937545
That would be complimenting him
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>>583937609
Then why the fuck did you post a response asking me why I called you a faggot when you weren't being the one addressed (lol wut).

Now I am calling you a faggot, faggot.
>>583936536
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>>583937650
Alpha is as alpha does. Homeboy alpha as fuck. Don't hate. Douchebag, yes. Still alpha and attracts all the neckbeard beta haters as proof.
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>>583938463
Go blow him then, queer bitch.
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Look at him literally riding the waves of beta hate lolll
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The guy is a bullshitter and a fantasist. His only recorded poker winnings was a $30,000 prize, yet he claims he has won $50million playing poker. It's bullshit. Anyone who knows poker knows he is a very mediocre player. He inherited his money from his father.
His abs are fake, they are silicon implants.
He invested $1million into 'Lone Survivor' in return for a minor role as an extra, so he could live out his fantasy as a SEAL on the screen.
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>>583938876
/thread
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>>583933887
well at least he aint a nigger, so he's got that going for him
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>>583938876
kek
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>>583938876
>mfw these facts actually check out
>mfw I never thought he was this pathetic
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>>583933887
he could get women to fuck him with a strap-on because he has money

>truly the worst feel
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>>583938876
Someone is jelly. He may have referred to his cumulative income, not a fucking "insta 50 million" situation.

If you can pay money to be handsome, you will. No escaping here

Not gonna argue about the SEAL shit
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>>583938876
>He invested $1million into 'Lone Survivor' in return for a minor role as an extra, so he could live out his fantasy as a SEAL on the screen.
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So much jelly on /b/
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>>583935436
the thread is jammed?
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I know Dan is browsing /b/
Sup Dan awesome shit youre doing! Keep going until you die
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LOL fake.
He has money, but not $100M or anything near that. Know where he lives, houses in the neighborhood are worth $2-$2.5M max.


(1) those aren't groupies he "bangs". he actually finds girls on craigslist and hires them for $100 as modeling gigs. pic related. know this girl. (no i didn't bang her, no i don't want to, she's kind of creepy looking and ass ugly in real life)
(2) pic of him with multiple $100k chips at round table at caesars...fake. They don't allow any cameras. More than likey he went to management and said something like "hey let me use these big chips for a instagram picture, in return I'll say I'm at caesars to my 5M followers...it'll be great advertisement for you"
(3) video of him stealing cop car. FAKE. cops here got rid of those Ford Crown Victoria cars about 3 years ago (they all have Dodge Challenger's now). i'm sure he found that old car in junk yard and had it repainted and got a friend to buy a cop uniform and play the role of a cop. kind of sad how hard he tries


not that i really care, except for the fact that his dad owns the government about $62M in fraud. Of which, we only collected $3M and spent over $8M (tax money) trying to collect.....so fuck him
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>>583939853
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>>583939605
How is stating facts, and simply answering OP's question being jelly?
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>>583940371
Thanks Sherlock, None gives a damn.
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>>583933887
Dan = O{megle?
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Typical manlet with compensation syndrome. He dries up my pussy so fast you can call him m00t
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>>583933887

He inherited a fuck ton of money and gets to live a lavish life.

He has the choice to do wtf he wants. If he wants meaning he can pursue it, if he wants to indulge in this woulds best pleasures, he can do that too.

Wouldfriend/10

Fuck all saying they arnt jelly because you know in a heartbeat you would take a free 100 million from some random family members death. What you do with it is your choice, his was to live like a billionaire playboy. And for those who have experienced partying with hot bitches and good friends know they would rather be doing that then working some shitty 9-5 and settling down with a 6-8/10 wife.

Pic related, type of chicks you fuck with money.
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I know im getting in on this late, but if he was a true alpha who loved his life and all his hookers and guns he wouldnt be posting on instagram for our approval everyday.

I have a buddy who's father is worth several million and he parties hard and gets laid all the fucking time. Hes depressed as fuck half the time. You can only enjoy life so much when everything is handed to you.
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>>583933887
He is literally the male equivalent of Kim Kardashian.
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>>583940826

oh fuck r u a grill?

TITS OR GTFO LOL
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>>583941176
Nope.

Kim made her money being hot.
Dan is hot because of his money
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wat he dad do
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>>583941317

No, Kim made her money by marrying a filthy rich nigger, and by having a rich-as-fuck family herself. She was already worth millions before she settled into her monogamous niggeral matrimony.
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Why dont we all just spam him with " daddys boy" "Cant even army" and such.

See what he dose.
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>>583941036

you'd be surprised but a lot of people actually wouldn't blow all their money on shitty expensive alcohol and expensive hookers every day for years. now and again? sure, but I'd bet other people would try and find something significant to keep themselves occupied. This guy posts on Instagram like it's a job. How's that for a 9-5? Post on Instagram every day how "happy" you are. Sure... What an existence.

I'll take the money without your retarded justifications, thanks.
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>>583941317
>implying Kim "made" most of her money
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>>583941450
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bilzerian
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>>583941514
If you want. But it's SEALs. Can't even SEALs.
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>>583941514

I can almost guarantee he'll post twice as many pics of him drowning in fake tits and caviar. And it will just piss you off that much more, that he truly has everything you don't, and that he'll always have a better life than you no matter how hard you work.

Life is unfair and he knows it. But he's on the good side of unfair.

Who gives a fuck what he does anyways? There are people WAAAAAAAAAAAY richer and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more insecure than this nigger. Pick any fucking Saudi prince.
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>>583935436
This thread is jammin'?
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>>583941514
i'm down bro
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>>583941802

>> better life

ok, I dont consider what he does having a good life.
Not in the slightest, I'd want it for a week or something, and then I'd be done with it.
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>>583941802
>i am fairily rich myself and dont do/ dont want to do any of that shit
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>>583941980
>>583941984

Whatever floats your boat. Clearly this makes him happy as fuck.

It's a selfish, shitty way to live, and with that much money and ability he certainly has a moral obligation to do something positive for mankind.

But we live in a free world and he won't face any consequences (legally) for living the way he does.

So hate him all you want, but as I said before, there are much worse people to hate. Playboy faggots like this are a dime a dozen.
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>>583935861

I approve of your post and the whole of your being so far
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>>583933887
luckiest person alive
anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard
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>>583941984
If I didn't have to worry at all, I'd like to go to a foreign country with like 2000 dollar/euros/... and just try to hitchhike, making some extra cash here and there and get to know the world.

You could discover the world without having to worry about whether or not you should be working right now to have a safe future.
And if it doesn't turn out as you expected, you'd go back to your nice old comfy life.

God I'd love to do that, live a great life Anon, in whichever way you prefer.
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Largely overhyped success based off of his crook of a father's fortune.


>not be on /b/ for ages
>come back
> IDs

why
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>>583933887
>has no talent
>got money by luck at gambling with his daddys money
>his followers just follow him for the girls no for him
>surrounds himself with women after his money

Sad cunt will never find true happiness
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>>583933887
never heard of him
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A very fortunate man.
I think i'd still rather be a lineman working on telephone poles than him, though.
When a man who has worked his whole life is forced to retire, they seem to age and deteriorate quicker.
There's something to that.
A sense of purpose is a very important thing to have.
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