also, since these threads seem to thrive on repetition, any hookups in auckland?
>tfw listening to 소녀시대 - Baby Baby
im just mucking around dude, trying to get to kno everyone haha
So whatcha guys thinkin bout?
Queenstown master race here, hi everybody.
a literall goddess
My imminent unemployment.
You stole my schtick, asshole..
How ugly these people are! amiright?
Dunedin is on this weekend. What's your story?
Actually I think you've been talking to me, since I usually rounded the convo off with this image.
Also I'm having some toast with Pic's Really Good Peanut Butter. This might be the greatest NZ food product ever made. God fucking dayum.
I'm going to sue you meanie!
It's my soul mate. Your post is like my own personal version of >>583876661
Would you rather we sacrifice more dolphins?
Being taxed at a percentage of the cost of consumables surely incentivises the government to drive up the cost of every day items??
>tfw don't know what to listen to next
Same sort of.
When they cast kids show presenters do you think they realise they're helping define the sexuality of an entire generation?
Does anybody have any scopolamine?
They know what they're doing..
Also Kanoa has a hairy butthole, source: have nutted in the bitch.
Oh god please come up with another ripper like Mug
what do you guys think about this man ? he was born in my hometown
wasnt really playing they have to supply my meds or supply me a full time keeper
>beef (beefs only retarded cause his dad abused him)
lol what a loser
>mfw i didnt get level one
Tarnished his image with his dumb political party, and now he's doubling down with it in the US. Should just stay out of politics. It's too polarising. I don't know what he sees in it, especially since he seems to be running out of money.
were in nz a breeding ground for strange "dad was drunk when he named me and his mates said it sounded good"names
>mfw i been alive 18 years
>met 3 cuggs
alg bro, ik heaps of good cunts who didnt get lvl 1, this cunt is just a true basterd. Walks round school like a tough cunt, wanted to drop him but realised that the other kids were already giving him too much shit
That is incredible
Just be glad you dont work in a hood school where half the parents are illeterate fucks and come up with either retarded or misspelled names. Or both
i live in picton thought the most touristy place in nz so alot of names i no are from the poor european begger countrys
>kim(guys named kim)
>tfw listening to 4minute - For Muzik
just hittin the random name button
Her name is Grimes. pretty weird music but i like it.
Australia's is only 10% and doesn't touch everything that moves like it does in NZ
The few differences in regards to taxation between the 2 countries are;
(and it seems in my reasoning that Australia the superior choice for citizens) -
1. Australia's system supports it's middle income/low income fags better in terms of taxation payment brackets, with people on benefits paying no tax
2. NZ is more business friendly with no capital gains taxes/ lower taxes for the rich & corporations
3. NZ's higher aforementioned GST tax
4. Aussies have a small 1.5% medicare levy on taxable income, this funds their health care
5. Aus has a capital gains/losses tax, which is something we need here to keep faggots away from stock trading shit too much
some small tiny other differences but i'm too lazy to get into it. Australia seems to have a much more comprehensive system.
O an' most countries look down in some disgust at GST taxes, that's why only like 5 countries have it.
some tax reforms would b nice
ye, honestly, i dont understand how this cunt failed either. He doesnt go parties, doesnt have that many friends, not addicted to any games (or anything at all).. he had a lot of fucking time on his hands
i mucked around in school aee, still passed level 1 and managed to pull a decent amount of merit and excellence credits for level 2 and 3
It's not useless. I haven't bought a christmas gift in a decade, and all I had to do was cut off my foreskin with a pocketknife. Remember to bite down on a belt when you do it.
sadly no and alot of people who i meet with these names say its a popular name in there country :/ kinda worrying they should be more like china names
there u got those simple names supply 3 billion people
>shit in a coke bottle.
>bleed on a condom
>give someone a half eaten $1 McDs hamburger
>ejaculate on a picture of Jesus (give this one to a child)
>present to your nana can be performance art
>perform anal masturbation for her
>as you lay next to her in her hospital bed
throwing the silverware draw down the stairs has managed to name billions
cause fucking retards are getting bit buy poisonis shit the reason god put all the things no one likes there is so we wouldnt touch them
>god doesnt like aussies :O
>aussies are the ass of the world
dont u know how much those pinecone things cost?? fucking 50 bucks bro
just draw the person a Christmas card, i make one for my mom on every festive occasion
Have any anons ever considered making an undercover Maori facebook?
Shit's so funny the trolling possibilities are literally endless.
ive heard of her before (i think), dont remember her music being this bad though
ayyy lmao, me too bro
ayy lmao, im no artist either. remember bro, its the thought that counts. just do your best maynn
>rofl XD thats the funniest thing ive read in days u sir are a genius
>matyou(yes legally spelt matyou pass port:matyou birth certificate:matyou reason for changing schools:matoyu
Excuse me anon, that's racist.
gonna dump pics till image limit in the next thread
keepin' it 150
THE CAPTCHA NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
Or I have a pretty retarded kid in my class who didnt want to get off his ipad to go toilet so literally takes a piss in the middle of classroom.
one outz everyone.
post your 3x3
was my gadammm theatre drama teacher, didnt put any effort in her looks at all
ayyy wtf cunt, you furreal?
He probably drinks because he can't be fucked explaining to people that say "ohh you could've won it, if not for those sneaky aussies" that he was batting 10 and they needed a six to tie
kamate kamate kia ora kia ora
>mfw Thor meets Lokes
>your just another state of Australia
nah, she was a literal giant. her weight was just proportionate to her size
you fmiliar wth hagrid from harry potter? thas her male counterpart
probably had potential though
olaf hes not the sharpest knife in the teatowel draw >barely spoke english
You'll be wanting to do an organic extraction, you can use the same tecniques as cocaine. Australian Duboisia species have the highest concentration in the world, otherwise most any plant containing the tropane alkaloids will do.
wtf dude did u hold her vagina closed while he did his thing
fuck lmao, this one kid stabbed my teacher with scissors in primary. crazy fuck, but the teachers loved him to bits cos he has adhd, i was fucking scared though
>tfw listening to Hello Venus - Sticky Sticky realizing they will never be the same again
the kinda of killer who breaks into single girls apartments ties them up spends all week licking there feet then cuts them off and let them bleed to death olar is a blonde haired yuckness
Aw I meant like colloquial killer not literal killer.
>yfw she asks you for a new helmet for christmas
how am i doing? A+ right?
yeah def man im boomdiers8
>the one girl who always had a note not to do pe
I used to live in Edgeware
Then I left because it's a shithole
Local music cancer
look at this poor bastard hes gonna dies alone unloved and hated for what hes done hes obv drinks heavily every day but hes not an alcoholic cause his drinking isnt hurting anyone(it is its hurting himself) hes prob in extreme pain from a knee injury but is to pussy to go doctor cause hes scared he obvious gonna die a selfish death prob a heroin overdose in a foreign country and poeople like this make me so grateful for my life he prob wakes up every morning wondering why the hell hes still alive i dont why he doesnt off himself he prob wants to hes just got a family who love him and care about him hes prob hoarding all his welfare checks in cash so when he does off himself his family has a tens of thousands poor poor basterd
This is literally the most autistic form of shitposting I have ever seen. There's nothing more autistic than NZers pretending to be into American Sports.
>tfw someone thinks you're pretending
i thought your name was nate
i-is it comfy now?
japs are always funny on /int/
idk what that means but lol im having a laugh mate yes i want pity on /b/ nothing says caring like having the compassion of /b/ yes yes i really would love to say "well the people on /b/ think im a good person" they fucking think hitlers a good person
>hey guys its my first day here and im lost
Have you ever been so far as to punctuation?
>implying captchas can stop me
>implying captchas can stop us
>implying captchas can stop you
after this dump i can finally peace out
gonna watch my chinese dramas soon
if i watch an ep right now
would i even remember it?
i find funny characters on the site i rarely laugh at profiles more i do it for you guys but i guess ill stop then
>tfw not c o m f y
tomorrow's late night thread will be comfy af
i can feel it
these captchas tho
doin it the hard way
gotta find a way to bypass them by the end of the week ;_;
i keep it 300
like the romans
till next time friend