NZ thread is a go
why are IDs even back?
why are IDs even back?
>inb4 korean girls
>inb4 american sports players
>inb4 hello boys
nelson/blenheim here
>>583876604
chch still here, kinda... hobbit finshed and im still awake, cant wait till release
>>583876764
>>inb4 hello boys
bitch
cant find my earphones
>>583876604
wanaka
>>583877040
>Your balls are in my hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxawADcFKfY
also, since these threads seem to thrive on repetition, any hookups in auckland?
anyone from south waikato?
New Plymouth reporting in
>>583876604
Sup cunts
where you guys work?
>>583877096
Have these ads stopped anyone drink driving ever?
>>583877209
Sorry about that bro
>>583877096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91xgcTROsU
>tfw listening to 소녀시대 - Baby Baby
>>583877312
WINZ
>>583877427
more like LOSERZ amiright?
west auckland bro here
>>583877361
Ayy?
i got a question for someone who goes to AUT
>>583876269
im just mucking around dude, trying to get to kno everyone haha
>>583877209
I used to live there, get the fuck out before it's too late!
Wellington here, anyone want to have a drink at Residence on Weds night?
WEST
IS
BEST
NZ women don't shave properly.
>>583877513
New Plymouth is a terrible place
>>583877580
what/where is residence?
>>583877580
Yeah need to get some money then I'll be out
>>583877651
On Courtnay place & Taranaki street in Wellington.
>>583877663
I get paid Weds (tomorrow) too.
>>583877484
You can do better than that.
Hello, boys!
>>583877512
>>583877512
Massey waaaaaat
>>583877119
keen on 25i?
>>583877580
I'm flying down for graduation tomorrow. Could be keen
>>583877896
I live in Massey bro, do you have anything to drink and can I come over?
So whatcha guys thinkin bout?
>>583877898
No thanks, but thanks for the offer.
Queenstown master race here, hi everybody.
>>583878062
a literall goddess
>>583878137
We've talked about this m80
>>583877992
I'm flatting in Mt Eden atm. and nope i'm going to sleep in 5 minutes.
>>583878062
My imminent unemployment.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a81_1418000346
>>583878137
qtown aye,
whats on this weekend ?
>>583878235
You stole my schtick, asshole..
>>583878062
You.
>>583878137
Hey, Bey.
>>583878253
>i'm going to sleep in 5 minutes.
Doesn't give me much time to come over?
>>583878104
No porblem and goodluck in your search m8
>>583878253
What was your form class at MHS? Maybe we know each other.
>>583878062
How ugly these people are! amiright?
How do you lyf guiz?
>>583878321
Dunedin is on this weekend. What's your story?
North Shore, Auckland reporting in. How's it feel being plebeian literally anywhere else in NZ?
>>583878235
Actually I think you've been talking to me, since I usually rounded the convo off with this image.
Also I'm having some toast with Pic's Really Good Peanut Butter. This might be the greatest NZ food product ever made. God fucking dayum.
>>583878524
lolz
>>583878342
I'm going to sue you meanie!
>>583878524
Feels better then living off my parents and going to Albany senior.
>>583878480
mates bday down in wanaka,
he wants a huge house party
let qtown know
>>583878062
how long it would take to die if you got stabbed thought the skull
>honest answer please
>>583876604
so why are we still paying 15% gst taxes bro's?
>>583878737
Than*
>>583878767
>how long it would take
Long enough.
>>583876764
It's my soul mate. Your post is like my own personal version of >>583876661
>>583878806
Would you rather we sacrifice more dolphins?
>>583878807
disregard comment correct grammar.
>>583878737
At least people at Albany Senior can more than likely write correctly. All the social media shitposting gives them a lot of grammar practice.
>>583878767
God wouldn't let that happen to me.
>>583878745
Willdo
>>583878767
23 minutes
>>583878806
Being taxed at a percentage of the cost of consumables surely incentivises the government to drive up the cost of every day items??
>>583878228
ayy
>>583878871
i work for winz too
>tfw don't know what to listen to next
>>583879145
Same sort of.
>>583879070
When they cast kids show presenters do you think they realise they're helping define the sexuality of an entire generation?
>>583879145
But does WINZ work for you?
>>583879070
Probably not. If the cost of living goes up enough then people get really bitchy and non-voters might get motivated enough to vote against you.
>>583879279
listen to some Grimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY#t=62
in between my kdrama, looking for a drink, sup guyz
Does anybody have any scopolamine?
>>583879354
Yeah.
Jason Faafoi had a massive impact for a lot of little biznitches, aye.
>>583879279
Currently listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
>>583879364
yep they even give me extra to buy my meds
>>583879279
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg
>>583879654
she looks like a trap
They know what they're doing..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMze3JYytA
Also Kanoa has a hairy butthole, source: have nutted in the bitch.
another name discussion
>names of retarded people
>thor
>fred
>decklan
>>583879279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWga-X2fQ4
>>583879750
Oh god please come up with another ripper like Mug
>>583879646
Wish I knew how to play them for all that extra shit, aye.
>>583879354
see
>>583879749
sorry
>>583879750
>shaun
this fucking cunt didnt even get an NCEA diploama in HS
>>583879397
pretty based
>>583879943
is that a girl or a guy? or a trap?
>>583879827
XD
>>583878524
north shore too, where u at
what do you guys think about this man ? he was born in my hometown
>>583879831
wasnt really playing they have to supply my meds or supply me a full time keeper
>names
>beef (beefs only retarded cause his dad abused him)
>cuggs
>taylor
>daniel
>>583880053
>cuggs
>>583879728
She's a qt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuJE40OBt48
>>583879932
lol what a loser
>mfw i didnt get level one
>>583880051
Cunt. Trivialises important shit like privacy by being a big fat useless joke of a cunt, makes people not take shit srsly.
>>583879943
she came to Wellington 3 months before I started liking her ;_; missed the chance to see her.
>>583880051
Tarnished his image with his dumb political party, and now he's doubling down with it in the US. Should just stay out of politics. It's too polarising. I don't know what he sees in it, especially since he seems to be running out of money.
>>583880108
were in nz a breeding ground for strange "dad was drunk when he named me and his mates said it sounded good"names
>mfw i been alive 18 years
>met 3 cuggs
>2 decklands
>>583880053
>cuggs
>>583880214
alg bro, ik heaps of good cunts who didnt get lvl 1, this cunt is just a true basterd. Walks round school like a tough cunt, wanted to drop him but realised that the other kids were already giving him too much shit
>>583880345
That is incredible
>>583880345
>decklands
ayyy lmao
>>583880260
who is it?
What are youse guys getting people for Christmas? I'm relatively broke and fucking clueless, help a g unit out plz.
Hamilton somebody smoke me out please
>>583880424
I never got why people fail level 1, able to elaborate?
>>583880345
Just be glad you dont work in a hood school where half the parents are illeterate fucks and come up with either retarded or misspelled names. Or both
>>583880536
bro, just get some pinecones and spray paint it gold.. then say you got it from kirks
>>583879774
is this an Nz artist, or completely unrelated?
>>583880536
Just pretend to be a Jew.
>>583880471
i live in picton thought the most touristy place in nz so alot of names i no are from the poor european begger countrys
>names
>tarn
>doffle
>omari
>risto
>kim(guys named kim)
>>583880616
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10447051
>>583880745
>>583880617
Both fucking useless, thanks though anons
>tfw listening to 4minute - For Muzik
>>583880819
>doffle
>risto
just hittin the random name button
james theres every school has a fat retard names james who thinks crocs are the shit
>>583880534
Her name is Grimes. pretty weird music but i like it.
>>583879070
Australia's is only 10% and doesn't touch everything that moves like it does in NZ
The few differences in regards to taxation between the 2 countries are;
(and it seems in my reasoning that Australia the superior choice for citizens) -
1. Australia's system supports it's middle income/low income fags better in terms of taxation payment brackets, with people on benefits paying no tax
2. NZ is more business friendly with no capital gains taxes/ lower taxes for the rich & corporations
3. NZ's higher aforementioned GST tax
4. Aussies have a small 1.5% medicare levy on taxable income, this funds their health care
5. Aus has a capital gains/losses tax, which is something we need here to keep faggots away from stock trading shit too much
some small tiny other differences but i'm too lazy to get into it. Australia seems to have a much more comprehensive system.
O an' most countries look down in some disgust at GST taxes, that's why only like 5 countries have it.
some tax reforms would b nice
>>583880610
ye, honestly, i dont understand how this cunt failed either. He doesnt go parties, doesnt have that many friends, not addicted to any games (or anything at all).. he had a lot of fucking time on his hands
i mucked around in school aee, still passed level 1 and managed to pull a decent amount of merit and excellence credits for level 2 and 3
>>583880703
Wait so the Trap shemale hermaphrodite abomination music is somehow related?
>>583880875
It's not useless. I haven't bought a christmas gift in a decade, and all I had to do was cut off my foreskin with a pocketknife. Remember to bite down on a belt when you do it.
>>583880875
If by useless you mean won't give me free stuff.
>>583880948
sadly no and alot of people who i meet with these names say its a popular name in there country :/ kinda worrying they should be more like china names
>ching
>chong
>wing
>wong
>wang
>chan
>wan
there u got those simple names supply 3 billion people
>>583880836
I've got kids in my class where their names suppose to be Anthony but the parents are spelling it "Anonthony". I wish I was making this shit up
>>583880536
Modern art.
>shit in a coke bottle.
>bleed on a condom
>give someone a half eaten $1 McDs hamburger
>ejaculate on a picture of Jesus (give this one to a child)
>present to your nana can be performance art
>perform anal masturbation for her
>as you lay next to her in her hospital bed
>>583881110
throwing the silverware draw down the stairs has managed to name billions
>>583881005
cause fucking retards are getting bit buy poisonis shit the reason god put all the things no one likes there is so we wouldnt touch them
>god doesnt like aussies :O
>aussies are the ass of the world
>>583880875
dont u know how much those pinecone things cost?? fucking 50 bucks bro
just draw the person a Christmas card, i make one for my mom on every festive occasion
Anyone going to Kiwicon?
>>583881005
Honestly, I don't care enough to read that. Tax rich cunts more, pay working cunts more yay.
>>583881272
I suck at drawing, can you make me some? I'll pay you in pinecones...
>>583881160
Have any anons ever considered making an undercover Maori facebook?
Facebook: tipene.kingimaxwell.5
Shit's so funny the trolling possibilities are literally endless.
>>583881295
What's kiwicon?
>>583880958
ive heard of her before (i think), dont remember her music being this bad though
>>583880948
>doffle
XD
>>583881160
ayyy lmao, me too bro
>>583881426
ayy lmao, im no artist either. remember bro, its the thought that counts. just do your best maynn
>>583881457
ayyyy llmaooo
>>583881221
>rofl XD thats the funniest thing ive read in days u sir are a genius
>names
>matyou(yes legally spelt matyou pass port:matyou birth certificate:matyou reason for changing schools:matoyu
>>583881457
Excuse me anon, that's racist.
gonna dump pics till image limit in the next thread
keepin' it 150
THE CAPTCHA NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
Any takers?
lol fuck, fb fixed the glitch where you can view other people's pictures
>>583881595
ayyyyyyyy lmao
>>583881342
nah National government wants to keep NZ business-friendly - conservative style, won't be happening anytime soon.
>more retard names/names of idiots/blondes
>clover
>sarah
>rosie
>>583881595
Or I have a pretty retarded kid in my class who didnt want to get off his ipad to go toilet so literally takes a piss in the middle of classroom.
>>583881776
one outz everyone.
>>583881072
The guy batting comes into my work about 3 times a week and drinks like 10 beers a night. He's cool though, was both a black cap and all black
>>583880260
post your 3x3
>keil
>rainbow sky
>allan
>>583881929
i went to primary with a few
>lokes
>tison
>broody
>>583881908
>claire
was my gadammm theatre drama teacher, didnt put any effort in her looks at all
>>583881835
ayy
>>583882137
>rainbow sky
ayyy wtf cunt, you furreal?
>>583882137
i got a mental image of rainbow skys mum being around 48 years old and dad being around 19
>>583882001
He probably drinks because he can't be fucked explaining to people that say "ohh you could've won it, if not for those sneaky aussies" that he was batting 10 and they needed a six to tie
piss off NZ, your just another state of Australia that no one cares about
kamate kamate kia ora kia ora
>>583879750
>>583882164
>mfw Thor meets Lokes
>>583882360
>your just another state of Australia
>>583882208
was she a bit on the heavy side
>amber
>reynolds
>DUFF
duff isnt only a retard hes also a fat lovable retard
>>583882208
yep knew 2 of them
>>583882238
worked with a couple that the dude was 19 and the woman 54, he ended up in rehab
>>583881776
ne1 no were dose roastbusta vids at? some1 hook a brutha up
this kid once brought a bunch of big kitchen knives to school. he also bit the caretaker. also broke both his wrists falling off a bench.
>>583882461
nah, she was a literal giant. her weight was just proportionate to her size
you fmiliar wth hagrid from harry potter? thas her male counterpart
probably had potential though
>>583882416
olaf hes not the sharpest knife in the teatowel draw >barely spoke english
>>583882432
>>583882360
>your just another state of Australia no one cares about
>your just amother state
>your
>>583879512
You'll be wanting to do an organic extraction, you can use the same tecniques as cocaine. Australian Duboisia species have the highest concentration in the world, otherwise most any plant containing the tropane alkaloids will do.
>>583881776
"cripz r gay g str8 up sieg fuken heil"
>>583882568
>worked with
>worked
wtf dude did u hold her vagina closed while he did his thing
>>583882665
fuck lmao, this one kid stabbed my teacher with scissors in primary. crazy fuck, but the teachers loved him to bits cos he has adhd, i was fucking scared though
>>583882729
Olaf is a killer name. Would name firstborn/10
>>583882915
>lex
>tfw listening to Hello Venus - Sticky Sticky realizing they will never be the same again
>>583882924
the kinda of killer who breaks into single girls apartments ties them up spends all week licking there feet then cuts them off and let them bleed to death olar is a blonde haired yuckness
The spelling in here is atrocious. Smarten up cunts.
>>583883047
a lot of them will neer be the same again bro
>>583882914
im signing up, should i add you
>>583882914
ahfuck not more depressing online dating profiles
>>583882915
my primary school principle turned out to be a child molester.
>>583883048
Aw I meant like colloquial killer not literal killer.
went to school with a kid call JBs he tried to beat a teacher up with a gumboot once
>>583882914
>yfw she asks you for a new helmet for christmas
>>583883130
how am i doing? A+ right?
>>583883230
hahah hoy shit lol, mine looked like a chid molestor
>>583883314
>beat a teacher up with a gumboot once
ayyy lmaoo
>>583883330
ayyy
kek
>>583883151
yeah def man im boomdiers8
>also name
>phyllis
>the one girl who always had a note not to do pe
>>583883429
Chch stopping in
Edgeware
candy~
jelly~
love~
>>583883497
>>583883529
I used to live in Edgeware
Then I left because it's a shithole
>>583883497
ayy lmao, it says i already got an acc
>the one girl who always had a note not to do pe
ahh fuck, hated those cunts, pe was the best
>>583878062
my unemployment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGHg6OyCl2o
Local music cancer
>>583883675
>PE
>medic ball
>the one place where you can throw balls as hard as you can at a teacher's face
What the fuck is there to not like?
>>583883807
That was shit.
look at this poor bastard hes gonna dies alone unloved and hated for what hes done hes obv drinks heavily every day but hes not an alcoholic cause his drinking isnt hurting anyone(it is its hurting himself) hes prob in extreme pain from a knee injury but is to pussy to go doctor cause hes scared he obvious gonna die a selfish death prob a heroin overdose in a foreign country and poeople like this make me so grateful for my life he prob wakes up every morning wondering why the hell hes still alive i dont why he doesnt off himself he prob wants to hes just got a family who love him and care about him hes prob hoarding all his welfare checks in cash so when he does off himself his family has a tens of thousands poor poor basterd
>>583883912
ayy lmao, ikr
>>583884157
how do i add people on this?
>>583883831
>>583884071
This is literally the most autistic form of shitposting I have ever seen. There's nothing more autistic than NZers pretending to be into American Sports.
>>583884157
>>583884298
>tfw someone thinks you're pretending
so what are the limitations on a free account on NZdating?
>>583884157
>jack
i thought your name was nate
>>583884294
whats ur name bro ill add u
whats 'fwd' mean?
>>583884157
Holy sweet kek this looks fun. Signing up now
>>583884439
its nathan but i use the name jack dawson when online
>>583884404
just less priority ad space so doesnt matter if u just on it to have a laugh
>>583884443
ayy cunt, dont trust u, might write a fucking book bout me
AYYY
>>583884609
okay then idc dont add me
>fucking doesnt even trust his /b/ros
i found a legit milf, shes got 4 kids though. dont wanna get fucking killed
>>583884675
youre no bro
>>583884841
ok then
>>583884609
>not trusting people on /b/
>>583884905
>>583884562
>>583884562
>just less priority ad space so doesnt matter if u just on it to have a laugh
nice
>>583885006
Czech
>pirate some random jpop album
>6 tracks in
>suddenly its a full on childrens storytime epic in jap, bells 'n all
What do
kpop > jpop
>>583885038
yea fuck you anyway
>>583885409
Can't understand a thing either way
i-is it comfy now?
>>583885409
KOREA LOWER THAN ANIMAL! YOU DOG TO US!
>>583885876
japs are always funny on /int/
found a vic student
>>583884157
wow, employ projection tactics much?
>>583886057
where
btw, how important are the student orientations? vic has one but idk if should go, hate it when it gets crowded
>>583886330
They're not important at all
Source: Student
>>583886281
ths dating size bro, i cant message her. something about my email not being an nz email... fuck this site lmao
>>583886214
idk what that means but lol im having a laugh mate yes i want pity on /b/ nothing says caring like having the compassion of /b/ yes yes i really would love to say "well the people on /b/ think im a good person" they fucking think hitlers a good person
>hey guys its my first day here and im lost
>getting urges to dump random kara pics
>>583886438
Have you ever been so far as to punctuation?
>>583886036
I WILL FILL YOUR SISTER WITH HALF BREEDS THEN SHOOT THEM ALL!
fuck captchas
because 'murica
>>583886606
barack obama
>>583886387
cool
>implying captchas can stop me
>>583886428
she any good?
>implying captchas can stop us
>>583886554
>Comes to /B/
>Complains about lack of punctuation
>Smh
>>583886438
Well yeah, this is a guy who scours an online dating site to feel superior to others. It's pretty much the definition of projection.
>implying captchas can stop you
after this dump i can finally peace out
>>583886761
>>583886731
ye, pretty good looking and smart too, shes studying "computer science"
gonna watch my chinese dramas soon
if i watch an ep right now
would i even remember it?
>>583886864
oh shit. im studying comp sci next year at vic.
>>583886783
i find funny characters on the site i rarely laugh at profiles more i do it for you guys but i guess ill stop then
>>583886842
>tfw not c o m f y
>>583886983
nice bro
tomorrow's late night thread will be comfy af
i can feel it
>>583878253
I'm in a flat in Mt Eden right now too lol
these captchas tho
>>583887238
doin it the hard way
>>583887260
>>583887260
ayyy look like my molestor-looking principle in primry
gotta find a way to bypass them by the end of the week ;_;
chch fag here
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
>>583887343
he is kill
i'm out
later, nerds
>>583887471
my man
i deleted a post of mine no longer 300
>>583887572
till next time friend
>>583886762
>Being as autistic and as fucktarded as Heaven