That's the Australian flag...
Dunedin here, whats fukn happening
Much better! Now fuck off!
Looks like he just gave C3PO a blow job
We pronounce is eN Zed.
Go home Murray.
i present you: halo over kaikoura :)
If you reply enough time's it just starts working when you tick the box. No need to type.
I think as proud NZers who get their news mostly from elsewhere and pretend it's relevant, we should have an hours silence and a parade down queen street for Phil Hughes. RIP guy killed by another aussie cricketer, RIP.
God Save the Queen
God Save /pol/
>tfw listening to Kara - Revolution
>God Save /pol/
Don't mock me.
i just checked. the quality is awful. ill post a better one. :)
i love this one. lake wakatipu :)>>583864996
is too expensive lol. where r u now?
>Down down a clip round you fall in drops set a trap
Yeah but then when you used that enough times , the captcha comes back
Ooh sounds comfy
I never understand what you're trying to say
Guess it's time for bed.
Fucking birds with arms!
>2 people posting sports images
which one do i say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to tho?
It's not my Birthday! My pics are only Black Caps in teal. American sports is the other guy.
>tfw can't bypass the new captcha
>good for you
Yeah, that was the guy who was fantasizing about you and your sister lel.
>Things aren't good at home
>I don't have a story to tell
>Your father beats you and you should tell me your story because I won't tell you mine
Fuck. You really are autistic, aren't you?
Kek I'm going to prank call you now!
Are you not braaaaaak!
I challenge you to listen to that vocaroo yourself.
>Bang pop pop pop creak snap "police" bang bang pop...
>Yeah, nah, not listening to this shit.
Throwaway snapchat account.
Took me that long so solve captcha and I forgot to attach image.
On a side note I posted nigger for the 2nd word in old captcha system, for last several years at least.
>tfw listening to Wonder Girls - The Wonder Years
Pretty sure that still works. I'm still using my captcha cheat and ignoring the "other word". I imagine it's still sending data to Google Books, so "Nigger" like crazy.
>imma not do that
Lolwat? The only reason he suggested it was that you would make a throwaway snapchat, then gay nazi would send you a picture of a piece of paper with his phone number on it. I'm not suggesting it, just clarifying what he meant.
i wanna love you~
Reading it as
>I am not a robot
>I'm not a robot
Reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNkI6IEsssc
Ty good sir, I forgot about that song for the longest time.
>posting on /r9k/
>I am not a robot
It would help if I explain the old captcha. One word is a challenge word. The other is unknown text. Google uses you as free labor to improve it's text recognition alithogram, but I typed nigger every time. There was a campaign on old /b/ about 3-4 years ago to do it.
These new ones are really fucking hard to see. 5 incorrect attempts then just 'doepr'.
Fuck this I'm going to bed.
Yeah, that's what I mean, bro.
>Ty good sir, I forgot about that song for the longest time.
It didn't forget about you, though.
I know all that but doesn't change that Mandela looked up to you.
He a nig, though, so fuck him.
>don't you'll get aids
>and weird looks coz he a nigga
>and he dead
Fuck. I've been found out.
wanaka fag reporting in.
i need halp people
>Pro-tip: She's my friend.
Hahahahahahahaha I don't get it.
>Is nice to female friend
>I'm a fuckwit to everyone, including my friends.
>I'm just slightly nicer to my friends, because, y'know, they're my friends.
If you were even in the thread last night, you'd know I was being just as much of a fuckwit to her too. Lel.
>2014 almost over
>still doing this retarded ass runaround shit
>nothing will ever happen
>tfw god doesn't love you
where to tho?
not sure if captain now
See pic >>583869456
you confuse me
i need help
>got in a bit of 'trouble
but they'll just tell me to go to a gook thread
To weaboo.com, one of the largest social networking sites in the world, of course!
Awww, someone's butthurt. Did mummy not give you a bye bye kiss before school today? :(
I'm just going to catch the train from tawa to wellington, and get a bus to the uni. Saves money staying at home.
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Something seriously is wrong with Minori, guys
I started seeing this girl 8/10 maybe, shes nice and all, but she has two kids, and has been fucked over several times, so feel quite bad
also seeing this 8.5/10 that is pretty nice
and i hooked up with a 30 yrold 9/10 on the weekend.
i just feel bad for fucking around with the girls, they are all nice and all
now, i can choose between the 8.5 or the mom, so halp
>need a gf
>help me pick and not be a asshole about it
>I still wave them off after they tryna fuck around and skip
>skip people until you have to get a hot girl spokesperson
>talk to her
>don't care bc I'm not tryna fuck
>just talk to who stays
>get dude spokesperson
> mildly entertained at you all trying to place my preferences as a fag
>Im not one so I just talk to who stays
I do it so yall fuckin hear me. We both know what's up. Goes both ways on there, I can screencap just as much.
Fucking clever reference too m8. Watch me quit again. Like you never could even once.
>this one guy who likes captchas and dislikes wonder girls, love, /r9k/, noodles, god
what's your story?
Cant be bothered. If anything you need to know people to get a job, with a decent degree. Imo anyway.
I'm thinking of going off to Asia and being an assistant language teacher for a year once im done.
Go see the world and all that.
It's past your bedtime, faggots.
John Key here
>lets change the flag
What are your thoughts on Japanese actress Rosa Kato?
Well masters is post grad, hons not so some employers value that. But can't argue with your intent. China or japan are the main ones & have lots of openings, but a friend did Sth Korea & loved it.
her body is kinda weird after having the kids aye
>Which do you like most?
>What are you looking for?
For a serious relationship !?
>Which one do you get on better with?
the 8.5 and I drink quite a bit together and the mum is a fucking mum, so shes mostly at home.
>>get along with them pretty well but in different ways i'd say
Come on now, a silver fern? Do we really want to be known as a country, by a symbol that represents a sports team? I do not, and since I'm the Prime Minister i suggest you fuck off
Thinking of doing Japan through JET, as its completly diffrent from here. That and a dash of weebshit i guess.
Not even considering China, as i pefer breathing air.
Prehaps if all goes well i might continue in asia or something, or come back home.
Aint got anything set in stone yet though.
>tfw listening to Big Bang - Remember
Gonna try and lift this flu away tomorrow morning
Mate just make it black, with the word "rugby" in the middle. Make it red for those maori folk.
Times new roman looks fancy enough, eh she'l be right m8
yea, might go for 8.5
>feel a bit bad for the mum poor girl
Welcome to nz threads first time poster
Also hate mates who did Japan. Westerners apparently get 10/10 jap pussy even if they aren't, it's crazy. Lucky SOBs. Never did it myself, always regretted. Go for it, & don't exclude Sth Korea.
drinking before 12 bros [email protected]?
any hookups in auckland?
Are you girls just trying to save face?
You can't ever un-kiss me. Can't shake my name from your history. I'm not bad either. I've just been tricked. Like, so fucking long ago too.
I was never as fucking creepy or beta as you all wanted me to be, no. I said stupid shit to my "friends" thinking they wouldn't go off at the mouth.
But at the worst it's just hate on gay people. And I'm not even that.
Just got fucking Cas'd.
this is literally my first day posting in a NZ thread tho
shit son, he's got a name
she has two kids, 1 year old and 4 year old
you must be the nicest person on /b/ you beautiful bastard, you just sorted my life out
>you must be the nicest person on /b/
Yeah, I am, everyone alway says how glad they are I post in these threads.
yea aye, the kid loves me too.
mfw my mum is burning herbal incense that smells exactly like but isn't weed
>Nigger Basketball Association players
Fuck I'd love to get on the piss with him.
>and let him piss on me
this is a kpop thread m8
Is this a coordinated b8 effort, or did someone post about nz threads on facebook, all the new has me confused
>tfw you keep getting disconnected from the internet
Yeah never did work that wizardry out, hence no fb
whangarei master-race reporting in.
bow you plebs to mighty northland
>look on my works ye mighty and despair
why am i seeing all these niggers in this thread ?
the n in nz stands for
probably what you are here
Tonight's thread has made me sad
new thread where?
also friendly reminder not to bull the newfriends
>this is literally my first day posting in a NZ thread tho
Now come on, I can't fall for all the b8 at once