Being a lifeguard is mainly dull
The most common injury is old people slipping on wet floors and breaking fragile bones, or children pushing each other over. Between shifts we clean the changing rooms/toilets/put away equipment and have to stare directly at the pool for up to 90 minutes on end between cleaning breaks
well , yeah, look at her face, do you really think a retarded girl like that (no pump intended) could do any other job besides cleaning and stare to a pool??
Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrenders in site
Don't you worry,
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you outta my sight
(I'll be ready) I'll be ready
(Whenever you fear) oh don't you fear
(I'll be ready)
Forever and always, I'm always here
She's probably just dressing up like it, never be allowed ear-rings on the job
You wouldn't believe what disabled retards they let pass the life guarding tests though
oh i see, yeah im sure some lifeguards are normal people, even cool, but jesus the ones i had on my pool are just plain dumb freaks or retarded betas
ARC certified lifeguard instructor here
he's right. at the start of the season, most pool companies push a fuck ton of guards through a class taught by instructor on their payroll as a formality. everybody passes, it's about getting bodies in chairs, not about making sure people are safe. I'm lucky enough to be an instructor at a facility that doesn't do this, but I dont know how many McLifeguards I've had to recertify that didn't know any of the skills or have any of the requisite knowledge
The tests for the British Lifeguarding Qualification are pretty rigorous and thorough, I only complain because they let two people pass it who shouldn't have at my centre.
Most of the staff and procedures I respected there, I think the manager on the test just let them pass out of sympathy. Doesn't matter though, if he can't get to the bottom of the pool he shouldn't be watching over it
Any good times? I had 50m breaststroke 30.1s, never got a regional though
Yeah UK lifeguard here, 4 years so qualified twice. First time at leisure centre and had our asses worked for a week to pass. Second time at pool I work at, girl forgot what to do and examiner talked her through it. I do mornings and get fucked over by the crap people leave the night before.
Only did mine once, worked at the Stratford upon avon place. Never minded the mornings, closing up often ran late (after midnight for a 10:30 shut) which sucked more. The girls changing rooms were nasty as hell
>tfw he literally couldn't get under the surface
>due to his enormous weight of fat keeping him bobbing up
oh, fuck me man, I had a guard like that.
she was like 400 lbs, and we had to do the modified brick tow, for reasons
(instead of rescuing the brick from deep water, it was shallow water (6ft or less) but the rescuer had to be submerged for 10-15 yards before they got to the brick)
this bitch couldn't stay under to save her life, let alone a drowning victim.
failed that bitch, no fucks given
>if you cant do the prereq's, dont come to my class, we dont give refunds
This guy was around the same weight. Nice guy, we all felt bad for him but he couldn't even straddle jump without going straight under water and then bobbing back up. Worse thing is we have a 3m deep end, he'd just be turning upside down constantly watching someone drown
Good on you mate, not worth the risk passing them
i have no lifeguards but i submit a hot athletic girl instead
>mfw he calls the stride jump a 'straddle jump'
fuck these crappy guards that just want an easy job man. If I dont feel confident they could make an actual save, they dont get certified. I always hate to be overdramatic, but lives could literally be on the line.
people dont realize how heavy a drowning victim at the bottom of the pool with lungs filled with water actually is
c'mon /b/ros, i can't keep this going by myself
>Skip leg day
here, found bigger version
Goddamn this chick is hot.. Id definitely fake drowning with her around
Then the challenge would be to convince her I'll die if I don't get a handjob..
what is it in this thread with all these low resolution pics?
and the last one in my collection
found some great ones, sexy lass, but its a goddamn stock website.. fuck
General Toes Chicken
holy shit /b/ro, is that from a video? Either way go on
My gf was a lifeguard and her suit was the least sexy suit you could possibly think of. She was fit as fuck though cause she was a competitive swimmer in college
you are the worst kind of faggot
more of the same lifeguard chicks
Wrong. I was a lifeguard in highschool for a summer. It was primarily creeping behind sunglasses for a few hours and then banging your coworkers on the daily. When I did it pretty much everyone fucked everyone.
To be a registered lifeguard, you need to be about 16 in most places - coincidently that's a legal age of consent in most places too.
To purchase a bikini that says "guard" or lifeguard on it - you need money...
Thanks for the child porn bro
fucking 10 year olds
Fake drowning for mouth kisses, a la sand lot, doesn't work.
It's super easy to tell who is and is not faking, and even if you could manage, and could manage to fake not breathing long enough to get through a primary assessment, lifeguards use a ventilation mask.
no more lip to lip contact, if they dont have their mask, they dont give ventilations, it's negligent to do so
It's Canon's creepshot lens. A powerful zoom that is the size of a normal lens. But the image quality isn't great, so I've never seen one IRL.
if you were at the community pool by my house I would have eagerly sucked your cock before presenting you with my ass.
the butterface is strong with this one