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Slutty Minnie goes to Alpha Centauri I thread v 4 get in here faggots

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Slutty Minnie goes to Alpha Centauri I thread v 4 get in here faggots
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>>583630025
Wtf
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>>583630025
Thread not confimed untill OP confirms being OP
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>>583630025
what's in the red manual, pls respond
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op will dilivar
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>>583630025
post the spaceship
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>>583630025
what is op even using? a weather balloon?
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BUMP, REVITALIZE THE HONOR OF /B/'S SPACE PROGRAM
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>>583630025
Alright, get OP in here.
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>>583630419
ballons are for pussies

Use rockets OP
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>>583630025
I swear if OP takes another goddamn hour.
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>>583630025
Reporting in!
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>>583630468
>583630025
waiting on OP
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>>583630920
Proof needed! (New photo)
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>>583630025
OC spooky green text while we wait
1/2
>working at an old book store in my city
>store located in older area built in 1892
>it's closing shift for me and it's almost 9pm
>walks around store to check for customers
>sees no one there so I go lock the door
>something falls off the shelf as I lock the door
>thinks nothing of it and go to pick it up
>it's a history book about the bookstore
>the book has fallen open on page 13/14
>I read the page and it tells me about an old man named David who owned the store after his father and died while working here due to a robbery
>I hear my name "Anon!" in a loud whisper
>sounded like older man
>hairs stand up as I look around and see nothing
>the air is very cold and I feel cob webs that aren't there
>at this moment I am very spooked and quickly shut off the store lights and leave locking the door
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OP this mouse is to big for balloons

We need rockets!
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ok, here it goes again
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My faith faltered in OP while I waited for him to arrive, punish me /b/
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>>583631147
NO
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>>583631147
>Inb4 Mike Brown
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>>583631072
>>583630920
>>583630920
>>583630898
>>583630898
>>583630603
>>583630468
>>583630439
>>583630419
>>583630410
>>583630362
>>583630360
>>583630357
>>583630267
>>583630025

Not even CLOSE to bump limit in other thread.
Fuck you cancer.

SAGE THIS SHIT.
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>>583631147
2/2
>now I'm home
>still spooked I decide to take the edge off by masturbating
>pulls out ding-a-ling and goes to xvideos
>anal
>starts my session and forgets about ghost
>hears voice again "Anon!"
>OHGOD.gif
>I quickly put away my 4skin pp and turn around
>my dad's standing behind me
>I blush but at the same time I'm relieved that it wasn't the ghost
>dad tells me not to worry about it and that I should head to bed because we have a long day tomorrow and I have to wake up very early
>dad leaves
>I quickly pull out my rooster and
>history
>xvideos
>big blonde SSBBW XXL does anal
>begins to cock my cock
>mid way through my session I hear again "ANON!" this time loud
>I turn around
>no one fucking there
>room gets cold
>my 4skin shrivels up into an 8skin
>I turn on my night light because of spook
>sleeping with 3 blankets because room cold from ghostly presence
>falls asleep
>has dream about old man stabbed in a storage room at the store which is now our staff bathroom
>in the morning I wake up remembering that I masturbate in that bathroom all the time

Is the ghost of David trying to tell me something? The hauntings continued for a week until I finally stopped masturbating in the staff bathroom. I would always hear my name being said while in the middle of my daily sessions at work and at home.
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>>583631318
and another thing, I take dick like a fucking champion.
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>>583631318
Yeah, because you faggots didn't prepare and freaked the fuck out when we hit bump limit in the other thread you retard.

This thread will give OP a time and space to do what he wants.
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>>583631147
>>583631341
Here's another OC.

>be me
>working at renovated spiritual supplies store
>every once in a while a customer will ask me if we have an upstairs
>I always say no but some customers tell me that there used to be one
>I ask my boss if this rumour is true
>he tells me it's just an urban legend and that I should just forget about it
>after a few months I get curious about this supposed upstairs and I've noticed a rectangular attic entrance on the roof
>I go to boss one day
>/r/ a night shift because "doctors appointment"
>I get it
>2 days later I'm working closing
>only go- I mean guy in store
>I make a fake sign saying "closed early today due to short staff" and close the window blinds so no one can see inside
>grabs ladder and goes to closed roof opening
>it's an upstairs
>contains book shelves and racks
>I get up there and I see dried blood on the floor that leads to a dried puddle of blood
>I hear our back door open
>panic.exe
>I quickly try to close the seal and get down the ladder but my boss catches me
>he tells me in a lower and more suspicious voice "you're not supposed to go up there"
>he starts slowly walking towards me
>I get scared when all of a sudden I hear the front windows break
>black rioters shouting "Justice for Mike Brown!"
>I get the fuck outta there
>store gets looted hardcore

Did I just get saved from being kill?
ayy lmao 4spooky6me
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>>583631253
Thank you based anon

>Anon who asked for badge reporting in
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Also, patch from the other thread for OP.
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>>583631871
Nvm already posted here.
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>>583631673
>>583631839
>>583631871

You idiots are going to get them both 404ed and what could have been will be lost because of your newfaggery!
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>Space program winrar 67 reporting in
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>>583631253
edited 4 mars, may require further name-based edits
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>>583632139
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>>583632303
shhhh, quiet newfag.
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>>583632562
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>583632562
>>583632525
>>583632434
>>583632303
>>583632139
>>583632159
>>583632079
This is all OPs fault. Fuck you OP.
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http://strawpoll dot me/3147355/
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>>583632835
>being 12 years old
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>>583632835
nice copypasta you newfag.
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>>583632434
Anon who asked for badge design here, should we start separate bread for badge designing?
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>>583632939
fag

http://strawpoll.me/3147355/
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>>583633137
No, it's good enough.

No further new threads until OP shows.
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>>583633089
>>583633098
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Nice job recogizing a fucking copypasta you retard level shitstain. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>583633376
10/4chin
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A-all set guys... Just w-waiting for the go ahead...
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>>583632835
fucking idiot you spelled guerrilla warfare wrong
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what if OP is sagefag and is testing us? DON'T WORRY OP I STILL BELIEVE.
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>>583633779
newfag
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>>583633907
newer fag
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now this thread is just a bunch of niggers calling each other newfags....
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>>583634000
newest fag
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>>583633779
>>583633907

lol
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>>583633907
>>583634000
>>583634157
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Nice job recogizing a fucking copypasta you retard level shitstain. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>583634107

>Already posted this image in last thread
>kek
>will proceed to call everyone a newfag
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>>583634107
>>583633783
Same fag
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>mouse was his pet the whole time
>not going to launch pet into space
>you nerds fell for it.
>later fags, stay gullible as shit
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>>583633597
2.5chin?
Also, here's all threads so far:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/583602423
http://4archive.org/b/thread/583615029
http://4archive.org/b/thread/583614616
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>>583634756
>>583634193
samefag
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>>583634919
duh you dipshit, you don't samefag a different thread.
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>>583633779
>>583633098
>>583633089
No Anon, you ARE the newfag.
And then anon was OP.
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>>583634756
TACTLESSLY
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>>583634761
Has been here whole time

>Ten-four plus 4chin
>Bad joke

pic related
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>>583633502
>>583634305
it was. and no one noticed
>Nice job recognizing a fucking copypasta you retard level shitstain.
was embedded into it.
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>>583635584
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>>583635258
calm down boy, you don´t want to spill your milk don´t you? mom is going to be angry with you if you do.
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>>583635797
And you faggots didn't believe.
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>>583635797
dont fucking perpetuate this cycle of being faggots, let it die. www.sage.com/moveon
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>>583635797
Should we get OP in here?
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>>583636331
no. i am heaven
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>>583630025
bump for OP to come here b4 other thread 404s
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>>583636939
no i am heaven
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>>583637941
u talkin to me?
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>>583637941
>>583638153
>>583636939
>>583636331
fags
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fucking sagefags
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>>583638153
no i am heaven xd
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>>583638153
omfg u guys are sooo funny! :)
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>>583634761
what about thread with original OP that nowOP took over
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>>583638629
list here >>583629840
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>>583638493
wow thank u soo much
maybe i can get ur kik? ;)
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fucking sagefags
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OP isnt gonna delivar this thread is useless as well as the last one
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>>583639876
He keeps returning though once a thread 404s.
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Space Program II

We got a Frog into space, we can get a mouse to mars.

Operation M.O.M.
Mouse on mars is under go

God speed.
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