I just figured out my gf is asexual. She (literally) never wants

If you want actual advice, then go to /adv/, not /b/.

>>583531947
Talk to her about it, not fucking 4chan. Go away.

>>583531947
your best years are behind you /b/ro.. Sad to break it to you.

>>583531947
>>>/lgbt/3671209
Ask here
My advice, ask about an open relationship.

talk to her about letting you have sex with other girls. start slow when you tell her the idea. also it would help if she was into other girls. i am lucky in this department

>>583531947
Honestly, if you are not compatible sexually and you are already questioning your future sex life - its time to end it and find someone new... maybe she doesn't enjoy sex with you OR she is a lesbian?? Better have that convoy - you'll be cheating or killing in 5 more years... Promise...

if shes willing to have sex with you even tho it doesnt mean shit to her then keep her faggot

>>583532291
I've been thinking about open relationship but she is just so fucking jealous. I can't even watch tv with her if there is a movie where are good looking women.

I'll ask there, thanks.

>>583531947
If you love her deal if you don't bail

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>>583531947
you're pathetic. you get a woman willing to have sex with you even though she feels no desire to and the first thing you do instead of talking to her about what you two could do about it is come to /b/ whine like a faggot.

i bet she's not assexual, you just aren't man enough and she isn't a lesbian.

>>583531947
you're 30 not 20
get over yourself or get over her

>>583531947
>girl who never masturbates
red flag

>>583532782
then what the fuck is she expectig? are you sure she is asexual? Does she has identified as one?

>>583531947
Same boat as you exactly. Similar age, she has no interest anymore.

Inb4 its me or my technique etc. Im ripped to fuck and have tried everything. Candle lit dinners, romance bullshit nothing works.

>>583532782
she sounds like a cunt

My wife used to be really into sex when we first met and now she is as you described. We started to try and have kids without success and went to a fertility doctor. Turns out her harmones are all fucked up which is why she completely lost her desire for sex. My point is it isn't necessarily something 'psychological' like being asexual, it could just be a harmone issue or something, suggest she ask her gynocologist about it or something.

>asexual

its called a not-into-you-sexual, get it right.

You've been with her for 5 years and you only JUST found out she's asexual? And you're 30? Jesus fuck you're one dumb motherfucker.

>>583531947
there's no such thing as asexual

>>583531947
you were together 5 years before you figured out she was asexual?

>what the fuck

>>583533815
>>583533943
There we go.

I didn't see your post before I posted. I'm glad I wasnt the only one to catch that stupid shit.

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>>583531947
You're going to break up with her and regret it for the rest of your life, find a new woman before you start jumping to such drastic measures otherwise you might find yourself alone.
I would say the fact your getting sex at all is a huge bonus who gives a fuck if she enjoys it or not,like a /b/tard above said your best years are behind you its time to settle, you honestly don't know how good you have it and by the time you realize it will be to late do not trap yourself like that.

If she's on the pill, get her off it as theyre a product of the kikedevil and kills her libido.

>>583531947
Did you also try to spend 5 years trying to play xbox games on your playstation? Like seriously I don't even know how you can go that long without knowing that. You might as well join a Monastery.

similar situation with 22 year old jesus freak, i love her but we had sex a couple times and then it just got less and less frequent and now we haven't had sex in almost 4 months, considering leaving her if it doesn't consistantly change soon

>>583531947
>She (literally) never wants to have sex even she enjoys when we have sex.

what the fuck is this supposed to even mean?

>>583531947

This annon is correct, even if she doesn't let you fuck other girls. >>583532605

My girl isn't into sex as much as I am. She doesn't initiate shit and it pisses me off sometimes. I flat out told her, either we fuck more or you suck me off... we split up which I didn't want to do, or we stay together & you let me get with other girls. Your choice.

Now, I wake up to a mouth on my dick every once in a while and I get a cum swallowing blowjob once a week. She didn't want me to leave & didn't want to share me with other chicks.

ahha yo imin the same situation man just laeve her then make a post about what happen so i can use you as a test subject

>>583534658
Cruel as fuck and your gf is a beta whore.

>>583534618
if it's like my girl, she spends forever trying to cockblock but on the rare occasion she opens up she enjoys sex

>>583534782

Hows that cruel?

Sex is a big part of relationships like showing appreciation. If I didn't show her any appreciation for what she does for me it would be the same in my opinion.

I simply gave her 3 options. She didn't want me to leave & didn't want me fuckoing other girls. So guess what, she sucks me off 1-2 times a week and we fuck another 2-3 times/week now.

ITT: Retards who value 5 min of sex a couple times a week that feels about 10% better than beating off more than the remainder of your entire life you would spend with her. Definitely ditch her bra

>>583534465
it wont change.

>>583534864

people don't avoid what they enjoy. simple.

dump her.
Ask yourself - are u happy? Is she happy about it?

Move on.

My 26 year old gf is similar.
She won't get on top, lays there like a bag of fucking potatoes and won't suck me off.
Won't even jerk me off. Says her wrist is tired after about 10 seconds of jerking me.

Recently, I woke up at about 4am to her rubbing my cock. I got very excited and started fingering her.. Before I knew it, I was fucking her. That was over a month ago. Id like it more often.
She doesn't like the idea of me jerking off to porn, but I do it a few times in the next room when she's asleep.
We have a kid, so there's no chance of just leaving her and not looking back.

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>>583535064
You have more regard for your cock than your partners feelings, contrary to what you believe sex shouldn't be as huge a part of the relationship as you would like to think.

Your a dick and as i said your gf is a beta whore for putting up with shitty ultimatums from shitty people.

>>583531947
There's no such thing as asexual in humans. We're not single-cell organisms.

She just doesn't know what she's missing and is afraid to try. Hold her down and start rubbing her clit. She WILL get wet. Oh, she'll resist a little at first, and then she'll be loving it.

Slowly put your cock in her. Just the tip at first until she gets wetter and loosens up. She must still resist at this point but keep going.

Once you get it all the way in and do a few thrusts, she'll be begging for more.

>>583534658
This get gets it. Alpha as fuck.

>>583531947
>best years
>30 years old
>I wan't to dump her
>But i still love her
Cheat on her then.
>inb4 i don't want to cheat on her
You're pretty much asking /b/ to tell you that, or to fucking dump her.

>>583535692
"asexual" should really be "nonsexual".

>>583535064
You showed your girl your dominant side, she totally dug it and now you're living the life. Well done!

>>583535682
You are a beta virgin neckbeard, you will stay forever alone.

Fucking fedora wielding whiteknight.

>>583535692
Lack of sexual orientation has been observed in human beings also
>She will resist a little at first and then she'll be loving it
Could you sound more rapey as well as ignorant?

OP if she isn't into the same sexual things the way you are, she might not be asexual but for whatever reason this will end up becoming a big problem. Before straight up dumping her you really need to sit down with her and have a serious discussion about it. If you can't console your issues then you may need to end it.

>>583534658
>>583531947
you need to explain to her how sex and love can be separated and that under the current arrangements you need to satisfy both separately. It would be the ideal situation to work out your sexual needs emotionlessly with other women but you need to explain to your gf how much it means to you and how you would not be sharing what you have with her with these women.

She's obviously scared that with sex will necessarily go love/affection/commitment so you need to explain to her honestly how that's not the case.

So many virgins and confused adults who think porn actresses are how real woman are supposed to act. How fucking stupid are you people.

>>583531947
She never masturbate? Well, then you are out odf luck. Her sex drive must be fucked up. Is her parent strict christians or something? Maybe a strict view on sex during her upbringing is the answer.

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What's with all the white-knighting in this thread?
What has become of /b/?
>Fagget, dump the dumb bitch.
Don't even ask about "sharing".
Find another girl, enjoy your sex life, forget about her.
>Not worth, dump or an hero

>>583535692

While doing this you will also find her uttering phrases like "yamete kudasai" and "iyaaaah", then break into tears just to eventually give into it and turn into the dirtiest nympho you've ever seen. amidoinitright?

>>583536709
totally this. she's got issues, it won't change, the longer you are with her the more miserable you'll become.

btw, since this is /b, your gf loves to suck my cock and is the biggest anal whore i've ever met.

>>583531947
Also, realize that there is little chance of finding a girl with the the same sexdrive as you. Thats why you fap, but if you aint getting sex like atleast once every 2 weeks, i would just dump her.

>>583537275
>Also, realize that there is little chance of finding a girl with the the same sexdrive as you
It's actually quite easy. But you'll prob have to get with a fat girl to have it.

I had a girlfriend who didn't want anything to do with sex. Granted she was completely uneducated and extremely religious. (Yes she was also black.) She thought any sexual thoughts she had were sinful which made me even harder when she moaned when I fucked her or ate her out. Seriously you should have heard the noises this girl made. She had never so much as masturbated before she met me. But then after she was done she felt so guilty, sometimes cried. I couldn't take it anymore. I wanted to go to bed after fucking, not try to console this poor girl as if I raped her or something.

My current girl is the total opposite. She literally wants sex all the time. Sometimes more than I do. She'll wake me up with blowjobs, wait for me in bed with her ass up ready to get fucked. This girl is the best thing that's ever happened to me. And she's a total sweetheart, you wouldn't even know how much of a dirty little slut she is by just looking at her. Plus she's white and she's got the finest ass I've ever seen on a girl. I literally could not give less of a fuck about any other girl I've ever been with. I'm completely in love with this one.

You'll find a girl who's your type OP. Dump this one and find a new one

I was in the same boat as you and it sounds like I wrote that.
I am still with her, still love her, still the same boring sex but what I did was find a girl that liked to fuck like I do but she is married and its nothing more than just sex. Here is the best part. My girlfriend is ok with it because she knows that I need sex and she don't but we love to do everything else together.

>>583535113
>10% better than beating off.
Kissless Virginfag alert

>implying asexuality actually exists

>>583532823

Fuck off SJW. This anon reqires assistance with a thorny issue, not derision from a neckbearded faggot. The fact that he cares that she doesn't enjoy sex shows that he gives more than two shits about her so take your fedora-clad bullshit elsewhere.

>>583537165
This is ignorant.

>>583531947
I'm in a similar situation.

Been with a girl for going on five months now. She claims she's a virgin, and has only done oral sex with two other guys before me. She says she made a promise to herself that she's saving herself until marriage.

In the first few months, we really didn't do anything. In month three, she started opening up more. She gave me head and even let me put the tip inside of her for a few minutes before I "went too deep" and she made me stop.

Overall, it's been weird. She said she needed an "emotional connection" in order to even make out with me, yet there was one day where we fooled around on three separate occasions. I have never seen her that horny since then.

The other night, she said she was horny and finally initiating, something she NEVER does. I was going to take her panties off when I noticed the complete lack of disinterest on her face. She was just laying there. I stopped, put my clothes on. We got into a fight, with her saying that "maybe there's something wrong with me, because I never really have the urge for sex."

I don't get this girl at all. My dick has been nearly halfway inside of her, yet she's still holding out and considers herself a virgin? She flip-flops on this shit and it pisses me the fuck off.

tl;dr: I know I should probably find someone better.

>>583531947
>(even I've bought her bunch of dildos)
you're telling me you didnt own the dildos before? Be honest OP.

but ok enough jokes if you want her to enjoy sex more she needs to get pregnant, it'll fuck with her hormones and want to be fucked.

You sure she's not depressed, OP?

your GF is gay. and a liar.

The stark reality of it is, in 2014 if you live in a 1st world country, as a guy you end up doing 80-90 percent of the work and make most of the sacrifices in a relationship. If any of you fuckers are honest with yourselves, most of you would rather hang out with your guy friends or play x-box/whatever then be around a girl you constantly have to impress or pay for shit or whatever the fuck else your doing. Why do that if there is no sex? life is too fucking short. If any of you have an awsome gf/wife that this doesn't apply to great, but most of the ones i've seen/dated it does.

>>583531947
so, i'm not alone

in the same boat OP. Lots of virgins in this thread, ignore them.

It's partially hormones, partially mental. GF went through menopause, and decided she didn't want it anymore. So, I stopped asking. Being in a sexless relationship is a specific type of hell. I've decided to leave her. I'm not old and dead yet. You have to do what's best for you OP. Only you know what that is.

>>583537731
That's the best way to deal with this. Make a child so you're stuck with someone that doesn't satisfy all of your relationship needs forever.

>>583537709
I was there, /bro. Get her to do it again. Promise you'll only put the tip in this time. Draw a line around your dick tip with a permanent marker and promise not to go further.

Then once you get in there, start kissing her neck when you're inside and on top. Start going a little more and a little more and eventually she'll be begging for it. She might resist at first but she'll have her first orgasm and be begging for more.

>>583532782
yfw cheating on u

>>583537709
kek
aint got time for that shit man
sounds like she been raped before or somethin

>>583537609
See, I want my guy to do this. We've been fighting about our sex life for the last three years and I've come to realize that I just don't like the same things in sex as he does all the damn time, and I don't have as a high a sex drive as him. I've tried to bring up the option of him finding just a sex partner about three or four times, but he either says 'maybe' 'there's no one around here', or shoots me down with a firm 'no'. So I let it go.

I know he wants me to enjoy what he likes, but he likes me to be really slutty and watch me get fucked by another guy. Which I can't get in the mood for about 90% of the time. I either have to get tipsy and horny, or on a rare occasion I'll actually want to do it...but most of the time I get a similar feeling to stage fright at the thought of it when he brings it up.

>>583538029
>Make a child so you're stuck with someone that doesn't satisfy all of your relationship needs forever.

put that shit up for adoption, or abort the little shit. There are options so you wont get stuck in the relationship.

>>583538029
There's ways to deal with the pregnancy once her hormones get reset. Don't have to go through with having the kid, just long enough to reset her endokine system.

Sauce: 3rd year pre-med student.

Dump it mate. If girls didnt have cunts you'd throw stones at them.

I'm dating a girl who got raped long before I met her except she didnt tell me until after we had sex and she started crying in the middle of it. She has initiated it a few times since but usually she can't continue because she hasn't gotten over that traumatic experience. We still fool around a lot but I don't know. I don't want to have sex with her if she wont feel comfortable and wont enjoy it but I'm never going to break up with her because of it

>>583538080
Oh right. I forgot the clitoris was right there on the neck. TFW best fake orgasm ever!

>>583531947
nigga wtf are you doing.

You've got two options:

A. You break it off and then enjoy your life
B. You drag this out for a couple more years until you become so frustrated you cry yourself to sleep over wasting your twenties and early thirties, and you cheat or you convince her to let you sleep around. After you awkwardly start doing this, you find out real bonding doesn't start until after you start having regular sex. She's gonna get jealous and you're gonna discover you've wasted your life in more ways than you previously thought and you were just scared of being alone, and you still leave her.

>>583534465
>>583535194
It will change. After he leaves, when she goes through a crisis and winds up trying to make him jelly.
She's gonna try to get under his skin. If he pokerfaces it she's gonna full on crash and burn.

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>>583538330

>>583538080
When we get that far, she's only comfortable with her on top. I guess because she feels in control of how deep I go.

I romance the shit out of her in bed, but it always ends the same: Her not liking it, going to sleep, and us talking/fighting about it the next day.

Unless I put a ring on this girl's finger, I doubt I'm ever going to have full sex with her. It's just not worth it.

>>583538146
I think she had sex before with her ex, whom she said "accidentally" went all the way inside of her and she was in pain. Something doesn't sit right with me.

>>583538330
>>583538330
>but I'm never going to break up with her because of it
kek m8

>>583538353
Stop being a fogget virgin. The neck is just a spot to get her worked up and distracted. Your dick is what's giving her the orgasm. Maybe your 5" baby cock isn't enough to give a girl off but my 8" master race dick is.

>>583538080
Dude, it's not that easy unless the women already kind of likes the dominant type of stuff, or likes to be forced. Some women might panic though and either be too scared of displeasing you to say no, or they might really take it as rape. Your girl probably just likes being held down or forced like that. I know I do, but that doesn't mean I want it all the time. Sometimes I need a lot of foreplay and soft coercing.

>>583535682
Except that sex is important, and one of the more common reasons for divorce and ending relationships.

She disregards him in the relationship. She is more interested in her asexuality than his. But he knows it now (even if he's a moron). If it's something he wants that she won't give and isn't willing to work with, then it's over.

>>583531947
I know how your gf feels. I feel the same way a lot. I rarely have any sort of desire for sex, but when I do have it I quite enjoy it. Because of this, my bf and I don't have as much sex as we used to. My antidepressants may also have helped kill my libido. To try and combat this, I've taken to reading erotica to help get me in mood, which really helps. I want to make an effort because I love my bf and don't want him to feel the same way you do. The best thing I'd imagine is to talk to her, but if she doesn't want to improve on her feelings towards sex, and it really bothers you, then I suppose leaving her would be in your best interest.

>>583538286
Then her reset hormones will be telling her to have the child. You tell her "no, get an abortion!" She cries and cries. She doesn't want to fuck. She just wants to grow her child. You take her to the clinic and abort the parasite. She's lost forever, constantly thinking about what would have been. Depression sets in. Still haven't had sex.

WINWINWIN.

>>583535682
A relationship without intimacy is just a friendship.
It's not real.

>>583532782
leave immediately. I had a woman that acted the same. turns out she was bating on cam for tons of guys and fucked a 65 year old Macedonian guy and her bosses at work. They are attention whores who must get their way. Find a good woman. No such thing as asexual at all.

>>583538831
so get her pregnant again and start fucking, abort and reset, rinse and repeat. i dont know how you dont get this.

>>583538831
Ground up morning after pill in her omellate.

Hire n-word to falcon punch her in uterus as staged "knock out game"

Many options. Don't be a fogget and think an "abortion" is the only way.

>>583538612
... I've got a few years of orgasm faking in my belt. All we do with our friends is sit around and talk about how lame your 8 inches are and how it never rubs the g spot or the clit. All you do is kiss my neck and I'm fucking horny. But then it's over. And I'm like aching for something. I didn't really fake an orgasm. I was just trying to encourage you to keep going, but god you all suck.

RAEP HER

>>583539038
fucking maceondians

Because no one else has said it yet, i will. For some men, sex is the same thing as love/affection. I am in a situation now where my girlfriend has lost her sex drive because of birth control and a UTI that caused painful sex. When I want to have sex with her, its not just because I'm horny. To express my affection, sometimes (most of the time), I feel overwhelmed with the desire to fuck. The more I know she reciprocates the affection, the better the sex is and the more fulfilling the sex is. It may make the sex fall short, but that just means a round 2 almost immediately, which then plays into the other aspect (more familiar to other men). This being the mindset "Yeah, im gonna fuck her good, man. Shes going to the scratching and moaning until i bust". And both desires are normal and healthy.

Point being is simply that guys want their girls to want their fuck. When they dont want their fuck, guys post on /b/ and whine about it, or deal with it in a more respectable and intelligent manner.

>>583538723
so stop takin the god damn antidepressants

>>583539049
+1000

>>583539206
>kiss my neck and I'm fucking horny
God I love this
It's like a flush button.

>>583538928
intimacy is not the same thing as having sex

>>583539319
/thread

>>583537945
My gf is super low maintenance, doesn't require presents or anything but it basically just a best friend, we game together, watch TV together, have the same friends etc. However she's also highly asexual and all she'll do is suck my dick.

>>583537925
Nah, asexuality is very real.

>>583538330
My ex told me she didn't want sex because she was raped years ago. She left me, in case you were wondering.

>>583539551
But sex is a part of it.
Anyone who says otherwise hasn't experienced it.

>>583538232
Sounds like he wants you to be someone you're not. Hell, I want all that shit too, but if he's pressuring you then dump him. Let him find that somewhere else-

Oh wait, this is /b/. Tits or GTFO

>>583538559
That sounds like she has some fear issues of pain, and it's probably ruining her ability to relax and enjoy the sex because when she feels even slightly uncomfortable she probably gets distracted and then loses whatever good feeling she had. Then she doesn't want sex anymore.

My suggestion, as someone who had to do this myself-give her an ultimatum. Tell her that you want her to start masturbating more, reading sex books, watching porn, or sexy stories online until she finds what it is that she likes. If she can't figure out what she likes then she will never feel comfortable in bed and will keep feeling shitty.

What worked for me (because I had confidence issues and a deep fear of messing up, then I would get embarrassed and freeze, like stage fright, and not want to continue) was a good dose of exercise and a slightly better diet. That helped my bodies issues of keeping my hormones in check and boosting the good feelings.

Then I got a few sex books, started masturbating more, watching porn, all that good stuff.

It's taken me almost two years, but I am getting more comfortable, I'm finding out what I like and don't like, and my fiancee has helped me with communication so I can let him know.

So this stuff worked for me-

Communication skills
Better diet and excersise
Figuring out what I liked
Books such as exhibitionism for the shy, and The sex bible
Watching porn and reading stories on Literotica which is a really cool site and I highly suggest both of you check it out

>>583535692
Yeah don't do this. I did something like it once. It didn't go well to say the least.

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>>583539206

4 years into it with my girl, have NEVER had a week without sex. The average goes about 4-10 times a week, and Im serious. If your gf isn't having sex with you, its psychological and scientific FACT, she's not attracted to you. Like at all. She's more than likely fucking someone else, hence her jealousy.

>>583539676
Ya, I think he did at first but he never pressures me anymore, and if I say no he drops it. But I have to put my foot down too and let him know if I don't want to do something, I'm only just now learning that was the main reason we used to fight so much. I never wanted to say no because I was afraid of upsetting him. He still wants me to be slutty, but I'm discovering now that if I find cute, kind of slutty outfits that I feel comfortable wearing, that to me don't seem so slutty that I feel like I'm just waving my junk around, and I feel comfortable wearing it, he does notice..so I guess were improving. Maybe I'm just more patient then him, because now that I think of all this as I write it down, we have gotten a lot better than where we were a year ago.

>>583539613
I'll try not to be a faggot like you

>>583531947
fsfs

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>>583531947
http://www.cracked.com/article_21988_6-weird-ways-world-looks-different-when-youre-asexual.html

This is not for lulz even though it's Cracked. You have to read it and talk to her instead of us.

Wife is on BC and we have sex like once a month. She was off it for a couple months and we were doing it every couple days. I can't wait till we are ready for kids so she will get off the pill! Hate those pills!

>>583538330
>I'm never going to break up with her because of it
Good luck with that

>>583540457
>her jealousy
Yeah this doesn't check out.
I had one fwb who was kinda asexual, she was a virgin when I coaxed her into it, and there was like no jealousy whatsoever. She'd ask me about who else I was fucking and after going into the details after she convinced me she'd be cool with it, she just kinda smiled and nodded.
I'm pretty sure she was autistic or something.

In your case OP, she isn't asexual. She just has some deep, deep issues.

>>583538330
You guys could try taking baby steps, and do things that give her more control, such as her being on top, if your into it-letting her tie you up and doing what she wants (with boundaries of course, let her know what you don't want done, safety word, all that)

I've heard a lot of women say that this is a good therapy because it gives them that sense of control back that they didn't have while being raped, and over time she might feel comfortable enough with you to know that you would never hurt her. Because that feeling is really deep, and consciously she might believe you would never hurt her, but the unconscious animalistic part of our brains fire off warning from past experiences that we've had. That's just a natural thing, and it takes new habits to beat back the old.

>>583531947
She's either
1, closet lesbian / fucking other chicks
2, masturbating and not into you
>3. Fucking other dude(s)

>>583540530
Just start drugging him with antidepressants and make sure he's eating poorly. Works for my boyfriend. He has 0 sex drive.

>>583540692
>http://www.cracked.com/article_21988_6-weird-ways-world-looks-different-when-youre-asexual.html
>#4. You Can Be Asexual and Still Enjoy Sex
>"You can be straight and still take a dick up the ass"
Totally not attention whoring by being speshul or something

My girlfriend was also a virgin and had never masturbated. She attributes this to a lack of sex drive. That said, she wants sex every time I see her, and we fuck for hours.

Maybe she's just not sexually attracted to you, OP.

>>583534465
obvious solution:

Find Jesus
you will discover that you've been wrong all your life and that premarital sex is a mortal sin, and then after spending a sexless (but righteous) lifetime together, you can watch adoringly when she goes to Heaven (like me) and you burn in Hell for all Eternity, bitch.

>>583531947

whats with every girl not wanting sex these days? The fuck?

Seriously...

I've slept with 40ish females now, and they all say the same..and it's not just me, my friends have the same bullshit going on..Fucking bitches these days man, fucking BITCHES

>>583535445
Are you me?

Wtf do I do bros?

>>583538612
5 inches or 8 inches doesn't mean shit if all you do is the in&out

Your girlfriend sounds like trash OP. Throw her away.

>>583541403
If 40 women tell you that, trust me bro, it's you.

>>583531947

Fuck you, OP, for showing me arguably the prettiest pussy in existence without there being more of it.

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>>583541126
>Drugging him
>Works for my boyfriend

MFW crazy cunt

>>583539206
A man has to have a love of eating to truly please a woman. Vaginal orgasms are rare, but clitoral? Pfft, an easier bet than her having a face.

>>583541403
Birth control.

I'm kind of the same way. I'm 28, male, and just don't feel like fucking 9 times out of 10. I jerk off every couple days, but my girlfriend and I can go months without sex. I don't know, it's just the way i feel

>>583541126
Then he blows your head off and goes to jail for the rest of his life, because he wanted to be rid of a crazy cunt like yourself. But hey, at least he'll be himself again- at little to no cost!

>>583531947
are you literally being literal. this is literally such a literal post I cant even (literally)

>>583541403
the problem is you, faggot

>>583538115
this, you're fucked OP

>>583541403
I guess you have bad luck. My GF is literally always in the mood.

if she loves you and you love her its good, but if you arent getting ANY sex but you want to have it , ask her and if she refuses the choice is yours

>>583541576
My man has a love for eating potato chips. Orgasm not reached. Never thought about leaving him though like. I want to have sex all the time while he wants to eat potato chips all the time, but I love him. Love > Sex.

>>583540692
Cracked has become an infested den of SJWs.

>>583532163
Nope

>>583542209
So how long has this bomb been ticking already?
You get any other hijinx going like the drugging yet?

>>583541107
Thanks thats actually really helpful.

>>583531947
The funny thing about this whole issue of people not wanting sex is that it's been reported on for quite some time. When a mass quantity of females surrounds males, sex becomes a much lower priority, being available at every turn. Just like apples being expensive, then an orchard opens up, which then lowers the cost of apples. Basic supply and demand shit here.

As the males stayed in the environment they wanted the sex less and less. They acted far more solitary and less interested in the female company.

As members of both primary genders masturbate at will across thousands of years, we might be getting it hardwired into our heads that sex= masturbation. Which means, the more we jerk or rub it, the worse our disinterest gets over time.

>>583541845
He over-eats and takes medications for on his own. I wouldn't drug him. Maybe with Viagra so I could get a little.

>>583532163
30-40 are still great

40+ you really start going down hill

>>583539609
Hold on to her. Never let go.

>>583542454
>40+ you really start going down hill
Just start shooting for 16~24 year olds who lack a father figure

>>583542386
3 years. What happens when the bomb goes off? Am I gonna turn to black guys?

>>583538232
I think I know you, u are from central europe

>>583539609
You sure she's not simply depressed?

>>583542627
Depends on the money involved.

>>583542493
yes, hold her head on it until she gags

>>583542550
Grade A advice. You're a wise man.

>>583542421
christ, just talk to him

I haven't met a man who'll sit idly by with a woman asking for him in front of his face :0

>>583542978
I'm just 28 mind you, but I'm already making preparations. I'll be the bestest, most emotionally distant, and most carefree 45 year old that inappropriately younger girls can latch onto to fill that dad-sized hole in their heart.

>>583539206
YOU KNOW TEH RULES

>>583543457
>that dad-sized hole in their heart.
You know I say it like this but I'm not trying to sound mean or something. I wouldn't bust their chops or anything.
It's just that, I'd really like to bang a string of young teens. And right now I ironically couldn't get away with that nearly as easy. Once the age gap has widened and I'm not a young professional making a weird connection with a 16 year old, but an "older guy" getting together under an obvious pretext, things strangely get less complicated.

>>583541107
Pro-tip: if they say the safe word, keep going anyway. They have to know it's not as safe as they thought or they won't orgasm. The orgasm center of the brain is the same as the fear center. If you don't trigger fear, you can't make them cum.

>>583543457
You're a bottle of fine wine. Only getting tastier, more emotionally distant, more reminiscent of a father long gone as you age. Why do men only appreciate in value? It's unfair.

>>583542706
Nah, she's been like this while perfectly happy and also while under duress.

rape her

>>583543826
So do you. Let me see your breasts. I won't tell anyone.

>>583531947
hahhaha op you faggot you turned her asexual

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>>583531947
http://babes-live.tuplet.com

BABES LIVE

>>583544197
Does she come across kinda burnt out though?

>>583544182
I think priorities and the uterus might be involved. I've seen some gfs pass the 30 mark, that biological clock skips a couple ticks and they frenzy if they haven't had a kid yet.
Me, honestly I wouldn't be opposed to settling down with kids, but rule of thumb a pregnancy is a worst case scenario to me. I guess cause I'm not on a deadline.

>>583544961
Burnt out? I wouldn't say so. What exactly do you mean?

>>583545402
Dull, passive. Doesn't do much, low on energy all the time, etc.

>>583544961
I think I'd be more weary of a <30 year old who wasn't begging for your sperm contribution. Either way she's thinking about it. Better to have the open and crazy one than the manipulative, sneaky one. Also when you're ready they'll be tons of fertile younger women left.

>>583545762
Yeah, I should probably keep some ipecac around to deal with emergencies.
I'm a romantic though. If I shoot for kids it'll have to be with someone I have something meaningful with, we'll see how this plays out.

>>583545760
Nah she's quite lively actually, sorta child like almost, just fucks around, dances on the spot sometimes.

She can be subdued like that if she's down due to college or something but that's pretty normal I feel.

>>583531947
marry her, but have a fuck buddy on the side... maybe someone you both like.

>>583531947
dont worry op, your best years are already over

Man,
I've been in the same situation. After 3 years together she started to show her real self. I found out that she doesn't like sex, and never liked it with me.
I was going to leave her. But then I found out she's pregnant.
Now we are already 10 years together.
Second daughter is to be born in March.

Still I am not happy.

My advice:
Run from her, or it will be too late...

>>583545760
unless you think youll fucking be happy with that it shouldnt be hard desicion

>>583546419
>finds out wife is a liar
>finds out shes hiding pregnancy
>still gets her pregnant again
well done

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May I advise not taking advice from /b/

>>583533178
try cuck

>>583545762
You're a masochist aren't you?
Is that one of the pet peeves you were complaining about earlier?

>>583547319
I don't know what you mean. I don't think so though. Sometimes you have to endure painful circumstances to yield the best result i.e. OP an his low sex drive girlfriend assuming he loves her.

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>>583548150
>I don't know what you mean.
Submissive

>>583539609
So she's your best friend. I think she's "asexual" because of social pressures keeping her from cheating on her partner, who is also her best friend.

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>>583531947
OP, your plight has reached my heart. Story and advice:

I dated a girl for several years. I agreed to move in with her to work together in a foreign country. Around then began a TWO YEAR period of shitty obligation-sex. It was less than once a week, and always felt like she was just doing an errand, no more emotional than buying milk.

I brought it up periodically, but she always shrugged it off, saying it was her pill, or anxiety, as if it wasn't permanent. Worst thing, I felt like a couldn't leave because we lived and worked together far from home.

After 2 yrs, our contract ended, so I was no longer convenient. She left me, admitting she didn't love me back.

Advice to you:
ignore the subhumans that tell you sex doesn't matter. It certainly does. It says more than words. It shows how you feel--the spark that's REQUIRED for a meaningful relationship.

If that isn't there, sorry, it won't work out. At worst, it might even mean she already doesn't love you. In that case, I would NOT suggest keeping her and adding a fuckbuddy.

Value yourself. If you choose to love someone who doesn't love you back, you become subhuman too (faggot).

>>583531947
just fuck her right in the pussy