So funny story /b/; I have ingrown toenails and couldn't

>>583502281
go on..

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>>583502281
This pleases me
Fucking bump

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>>583502281
First one 1/2 done and already feeling better

Why are your feet so fucked?

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>>583502421
1 down 4 to go

Why don't you go to a doctor for this?

are you asian?

>>583502421
>>583502509
lawd have mercy

holy shit im not clicking on those pics
but continue OP you are a cool guy

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>>583502509
now this one fucken hurt... if you ever had a ingrown you would know

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>>583502372
This nigga is fat

Also why are you ripping it off completely OP

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>>583502281

OH DEAR GOD

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>>583502421
>>583502509
PROCEED

>>583502650
even my trip hates me.

I AM NOT THIS DESENSITIZED.

WTff

if you would trim them like a white person, you wouldn't have ingrown nails. just sayin'.

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>>583502618

OP ARE YOU RETARDED?
JESUS FUCK STAHP!
YOU DON'T NEED TO RIP THE WHOLE NAIL OFF /B/TARD
STAHP!

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>>583502281
>>583502421
>>583502509
>>583502618

Jesus Moist man what the funk

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Op your magnificent bastard

>>583502509
OMGOMGOMGOMG

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Good god OP

They must have hurt horrifyingly for you to do this kind of shit.

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OP this will work but theres no need to rip the entire nail off, they are also going to feel fucking horrible later

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THIS THREAD!

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>>583502618
most painfull one, but done...NEXT
>also >>583502560
got the bigtoe and little ones, but need to save up...thanks obama

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>>583502801

I like dis OP guy, eh pulls out his toenails and doesn't afraid of anything.

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I'm thouroughly discusted, but I can't stop looking

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r u using some sort of anesthesia??
ur fucking medieval bro!

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>>583502618
Thanks, OP.

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>>583502421
>>583502509
>>583502618

i dont even.. what

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Ok friend you proved your point. You will go down in history but for the love of all that is evil please stop.

>>583502993
fuck sakes OP

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>583502993
Nice

BIG TOE TIME FUCKING DO IT

>>583503169
BIG TOE TIME FUCKING DO IT

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>>583502993
well >>583502960
were to fare in for me to back down

im waiting....

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>>583502993
>>583502509
>>583502618
>>583502421

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>this thread

Someone make this a best of /b/ picture, will keep bumping

>>583502763
THIS

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>>583503220

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>>583503220
Epic bread right after website down? I'm cool with dis.

>>583503220
why would u not just get a foot doctor to fix them?

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>>583503220
>to fare in for me to back down

>goes on /b/ where gore/sex is everywhere
>timestamp gore
>everyone turns back to 12yo
everyone on /b/ acts hard as shit and when someone actually does something you all pussy out. OP is hard as shit get used to it its /b/ ya know +18 and up website.

Oh fuck man

I am thanking gods atm that my one toenail that was a bit painful and slightly "ingrown" got better when I just cut it in different way

Jesus

I hope you are okay man

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>>583503220
Eat one of the toe nails faggot!

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>>583503220
BIG TOE PUSSY

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>>583503220
sorry guys the capcha is fuckin with me. 3 down 2 more... also sorry for shitty pic quality

dont stop op
>fap time

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>>583503220
well youve come this far anon, continue. It will be nice to have those ingrowns out though, hated them motherfuckers in highschool

OP
For your last one, put a toothpick underneath it, and kick it against a wall as hard as you can.
I've tried it with mine.

Came off in one easy swing.

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>>583503349

Don't you get it? There are none left. They are all gone

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pls OP, do continue

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the horror...the horror

Jesus this is brutal. Good thing you don't have to do the big toe. I've had mine ingrown 3 times. Jesus, the pain. I hope you don't have to walk much in your life.

OP tell us how you can stand the pain
Are you on meth or something?

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>>583502618

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>>583503421
why?

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>>583503421
now for the big one

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I suspect I'll be seeing my breakfast for a second time quite soon.
>Glad I didn't have Black Pudding

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>>583503220

are you ripping them upwards or just straight forward away from toe?

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>>583503421
op here doing good... lets get those last 2 out

hell ya op!!! GOGOGOGO!!!

You're gonna die from infection, nigger.
and why the fuck isn't he bleeding out?

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>>583502281
>>583502421
>>583502509
>>583502618
>>583502993
>>583503220
>>583503421

Add salt if you're brae enough, bitch

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Fucking shit op, you didn't have to rip your entire shit off, just cut the parts that were ingrown

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>>583503609
same question

>>583503648
Are you using anything to kill the pain?? If so, what?

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>>583503648
>MFW this bread

>>583503680

>Bleeding out
>from the toe

Nigger if he cut his toe OFF he wouldn't fucking bleed out unless he has some kind of blood problem.

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>>583503220

Eagerly awaiting the big toe.

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>>583503421
I wasn't ready

big toe, but record a video this time

>>583503680
get a load of this kid

>>583503434
I snapped off my big toenail once by putting on pants, was putting them on very roughly and fast and toenail got caught behind little folded edge on the inside

snapped clean off, did hurt and bleed like a a bitch though

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>>583503648

>>583503734
What the fuck happened to his dick?

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>>583503139

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>>583503648
ok guys I'm on the other foot lets get this shit going and also >>583503609
I start right to left, but the 2nd one I did it was straight up towards the end

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>>583503881
your mom

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YES, finally something worthy of /b/

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I feel your pain OP. I had an ingrown toenails for years and if i wouldn't have had them surgically removed i would've done that shit so hard myself. I ever tried to do it a few times.

All those people being shocked by this never had to deal with an ingrown toenail.

>>583503936
record a video please

VIDEO FOR LAST TOE!!

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>>583503139

>using nerve gas without gloves
>mfw

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God this big toe will be the jewel in the croen

This thread...

>>583503936
nigga why the fuck dont you go to the doc man? here in germany if you have a ingrown nail you just go to the doc and he cuts it out clean and painless

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>>583503936
damn op what the fuck

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>>583503936
You're a god amongst niggers op

Yoooooo this is some stuff. Dag

>>583503907
>pomf

Nice ID

>>583504010
Seconded

>>583503936
ughhh please take care of these cuts properly / see a doctor afterwards, don't fuck up your body for good.

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>>583503648
ur a crazy fucker OP

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>>583503936

PLS NO :^(

>>583503936
GOD FUCKING SPEED ANON

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>>583503936
this pick I show it slightly intact, but don't worry its off now

video please

Really nigga

>>583503936
dude u are fucking hardcore

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>>583504085

>>583504043
you know you have to be +18 to post here right?

>>583504040
maybe... JUST MAYBE... because he already said he's in 'murica and has to safe money

>>583503936
make a vid
P.S. u have hobbit feet

eat the toe nails afterwards

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You have my attention, anon.

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>>583504085
>don't worry its off now
My concern levels were off the charts, OP.

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jesus kristus....

Postin in epic thread

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>mfw this is my fetish.

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wtf are you doing man

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>>583504085
>>583503936

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>>583504085
sorry guys no vidieo...but i'll shove the toe clipper into the last nail to seal the deal

I'm cumming holy fuck

>>583504194
too long didnt read

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>don't worry it's off now
Holy shit you are metal

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>>583504328

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>>583502618

>>583504328
>I'll shove the toe clipper in the last nail

Why...?

>>583504284
go play with matches

>>583504328
ADD FUCKING SALT BRO

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>>583504328
> i'll shove the toe clipper into the last nail to seal the deal

>>583504085

>>583504402
BECAUSE PAIN IS FOR THE WEAK

i love you OP

>>583504040
Oh look at Mr. Fancypants over here, living in an actual first world country. Americans take pride in our struggles, because, well, we don't really have a choice.

>>583504423
this

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>mfw this thread

OP is a God among men.

Rinse under water then take pic

OP.. I want your babies.

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>>583503220

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Fuck me, this thread

>>583504525

great idea anon

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>>583502281
Best thread I've seen in ages you mental cunt. Tits for your efforts.

Nigga you is fucking bonkers

toppest thread of 2014

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>>583504328
Fuck America, this doesn't happen when you have free health care.

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>>583504328
ok boys and girls this was about as far as I could shove it into my toe without almost pissing myself

ffs archive this shit

>>583504525
fuck water, use the peroxide

not doing big toes i am disgusted with you OP

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>>583504328
Yes yes yes yes

the thing that gets me is the paper plate with blood

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>>583504645
HP;LY FUCK NIGGA

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>>583504645
SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>583504645

OHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD

Legendary thread

salt and pepper

>>583502281

OP just one problem... when you dont cut out the source of the nail it grows again in the wrong directon so you need to pull out the nail and then cut the root of it where it grows wrong.
had to to this a few weeks ago.

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>>583504645
why does this excite me so ?

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>>583504656
better use alcohol

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>>583504645

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>>583504645
DEEPER!

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>>583504645

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>>583504645
THATS OK ANON FUCK

>>583504260
håll käften

No more fucking reactions faggots

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>>583504645
Well done OP.

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>>583504645
ok know for the peroxide... like what A LOT of you said... don't want to get and infection

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>>583504645

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>mfw this thread

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>>583504525
>>583504525
>>583504525
>>583504525
THIS OP

Hydrogen peroxide is not im any way useful in cleaning skin. It will in fact kill off a lot of good shit you need. Go get some alcohol

dont post reactions, imagelimit faggots

> Had terrible ingrown toenails
> Could seriously barely walk
> Goes to doctor
> A few needles
> Don't feel him cutting them the fuck out
> He burns the cuticles with acid so they don't grow straight back
> Next day I'm totally fine
> How long are you going to be hurting for OP?

>>583504819
I really really really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

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>>583504867
ok we trust op

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>>583503648

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no...please no.

just one question OP: how are you typing/posting? is there blood all over your keyboard at this stage?

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>>583504867
holy schnikes OP you did good

>>583504836
luk røven fjeldabe

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>>583504867

We need to use your genetics to cleanse the gene pool.

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mfw this thread

>>583504932

yes but delete system32 first

>>583504867
>don't want to get and infection

> Uses a shitty pair of pliers

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>>583502281
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

IT'S HAPPENING

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Oh my fucking Christ

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>>583504867

Jesus Christ

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I salute you, OP, you had a problem and you didn't stop until you solved it.
You're class-A specimen.

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>>583505024
Get fucked faggot.

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do you have to get rid of them when it hurts only?
mine are ingrown a bit too but they don´t hurt - is there anything to do precaution-wise?

>>583505040
XDD lol XDD

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>>583504867
You did good OP

>>583505024
explain this >>583505034

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>>583504043

Fuck off shit child.

you have nice hairy toes hahah

You fuckin newfags! Dont post reactions because thread will be deleted if it is full

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>>583504758
this guy said it finally, poor OP and his wasted effort when they grow back in worse than before.
>>583504867
Going to have to cauterize dem roots OP

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>>583504867
ANON YOU DONT NEED TO DO THIS

stop posting pics you fucks and let OP finish

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>>583505134

I have never seen something like this...

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>>583504867
GOD DAM CAPTCHA!!!!!!! also nice and (semi)clean