OP i had a similar problem earlier
There's a lot of blood and I can't stop it.
that's too bad, I was really hoping you could stop bleeding long enough to clean your disgusting goddamn bathroom before you upload another disgusting photo of your improverished living conditions
Don't fuck with the dickhole, dude. Take that shit to the ER
Dickhole or gtfo
KEK man go to fucking ER instead of posting
>MFW i see this post
the fuck nigger??
absolutely, DO NOT call or go to the hospital. they will treat you like shit, trust me. go to the nearest CVS or 711 and buy some rubbing alcohol. apply it on to some cotton balls, and then, this is the important part, shove it up your asshole. it will slightly tingle you but just trust me. this stops the blood flow going past the rectum tubular vein. wait about 15-60 minutes, and then give me your updates. i will give you directions on what to do next
Can we get a faggot to suck the bloody cock? Sounds like a great webm
Ok, I want you to press on the right and left of your lower back. Is palpaiting those areas painful?
Do you have a fever? Did you hurt yourself in anyway recently?
You need to go to the ER, bro.
It could be a UTI
Im an alcoholic. I make money and pay rent and have nice stuff. Not impoverished. This is what my toilet looks like
>drinks a shitload of alcohol
>doesn't know how a fucking kidney stone is made
Ok, I'm nearly certain that you have either a UTI or some other issue stemming from your kidneys. I cannot stress this enough, you absolutely have to be seen for this. You don't fuck around with organ dysfunction, this could lead to kidney failure and by your bleeding I don't think you're far off from it.
If you still want to resist going to an ER, I would see if you could some how get your hands on an antibiotic and take them for as long as possible. However, if this an injury, it will obviously have no effect.
dude try to get vitamin B12 could be an ulcer or gastritis, but that seems like a lot of blood hope you feel better probably an ulcer if you puke blood anyway it is pretty fucked up, try to get your blood clean it really helps seriously.
Then the motherfucker goes into debt, op, here is what you do.
>invite close friend over
>you take 10 shots of vodka
>have him operate on you because hospital is for richfags
>sew yourself back up with needle and fishing line
And or cut off dick and timestamp
>this is the important part, shove it up your asshole
Continue on maestro!
This is 9\10 bait material.
Make your asshole bleed
Give a fake name you moron. You sound like you have kidney stones but I'm just a pharmacist-phag. Money is no good if you're fucking dead either.
Op is fake faggot goat whore cocksucker bloody shit smeared asshole licker.
>mfw OP bleeds to death out of his dick
Going into my 3rd year of med school. Fist thing that comes to my mind is that you have basement membrane damage in your kidneys. Specifically nephritic syndrome. Shit isn't something you want to fuck around with. You need to see doctor. The longer you wait the more fucked you're going to be. Fuck the insurance situation.
You need to be seen now, the bleeding isn't as much as an issue, rather the cause of it should be what scares you.
I highly doubt you can ride this out without some permanent damage. Even if it's kidney stones, bleeding this much is not good.
Topkek faggot, ever read this?
>/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I hope you realize I'm outside your house faggot
Nigga go get your ass to the ER, sounds like a schoolbook example of kidney stones
>blood from dickhole
Touching back hurts:
Lower back? mid back? upper?
Need location fegit
>pain in abdomen
If this shit is real: go to a hospital a.s.a.p.
Also: pain comes in waves? Intensity fluctuating?
VERY FUCKING PROBABLY KIDNEY STONES
HOSPITAL MOFO HOSPITAL
>Hurr i can't go to hospital, too expensive and no insurance
What the fuck nigger, you prefer not spending your money over your health?
Only in america
Hospitals are for women having babies.drink some whuskey. Stroke it hard. Go night night
If you bleed from your ass alot get to the doctor
I'm drunk. I can fall asleep. This might become an hero thread so if anyone ever finds this (E), i fucking love you. You are a gift and i hope my nephew realizes all his dreams. (G), you're the best friend a dude can have. (M), I love you.
If OP lived in another country he would already be in the hospital laying in bed, eating good food, and playing video games. Fuck america and its insurances
Talking about this I need to go to fucking sleep, op better hurry up, it's 8:30 in the morning here and I have to review a ton of shit of the past week regarding cellular mechanisms.
Hit your dick with a hammer
Dis nigger, you're risking your life for fucking chump change?
oh god thta reminds me... saw on fb, someone posted her pic with some sort of "feminine" wisdom about being a mother, and asked to like the pic if you agree.
the average person really is retarded
Try to get a hard on.
Can't believe you faggots are buying this. Fake ass bitch Nigga thread. Cats are faggots. You know?
Stop with the faggot cat thing please?
Fuck you faggot
Sir. I am by far the largest alcoholic that frequents this hell hole.
My toilet is clean.
You can clean a toilet drunk.
You're just not a functioning alcoholic.
Gidamn faggit!! I'm really mad now. Heaven ain't no biotech!!
Where the hell is the /b/ that I used to know? Some one here must be able to track where this dude lives. This dude needs an ambulance whether he wants it or not.
Retard faggot is fake
so many newfags who don't know how to set up a proxy via gui to trace his ip to hack into his database of his computer to find out where he lives
Dony, you are going to die! Good Night!
i require timestamped pics of the bottles of what youve been drinking right now.
prove your alchoholism!
Heaven is a punk bitch
Probably going to wake up, I can say nothing about possible permanent damage being done by the possible condition(s) you might be suffering from in the mean time...
I mean this could mean losing 1 kidney, perhaps both, perhaps it's "merely" a kink in your urethrea from shoving shit in it and you're bullshiting about the rest, I wouldn't have a fucking clue.
If you get permanent damage, remember the orange anon that warned you about it..
Also merifags: he's going to be living of your wellfare not mine, HF paying for this idiot.
I've been on 4chan since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before.
All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /b is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /b/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to.
Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like Boxxy, Advice dog variations (including regret guy), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /b/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art.
Thirdly 4chan finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. Moot is a well-known name and 4chan has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /b/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what 4chan is all about and why they should participate.
I love this place - 4chan is my home away from home and you should love it too.
Hey anon , not OP but i got a question. Is drinking 1-2 glasses of red wine per day good for your health?
Also after having sex I feel like my legs are jiggly and I can't stand up, I have to sit or lay down for a couple of minutes until I normalize is this normal?
I'm masturbating to this thread
It's probably bladder cancer. You need to go to the ER, they'll see its cancer and you won't have to pay for shit because the state will take care of it.
I don't want to say kidneys because it would be more brown.
Google it yourself, fucking goyim.
Also because I know you're a lazy motherfucker
Use your own fucking brain:
Very probably fucking goddamn not, it's not good for your braincells that much is sure
Might be "good" for your vesc. system but the amount of "good"it'll do can easily be replaced by going to mcdonalds less often fatty
I'm off now, goyim OP can suck his dick dry idgaf anymore. fucking retard
>You are lucky I am gracing you with my presence
Gore still exist although its severely under rated and I've never seen CP not that I look for it but see the same fucking pizza beg thread 5 times a day
Agreed, but op needs to put his dick in a blender, like this motherfucker
Please go to the doctor.
No you ass, go to the hospital, use a fake name if you have to! Basically, do NOT fuck with your urethra. This advice coming from multiple paramedics. Go to the hospital. If you have to hold your doctor at gunpoint, that is what you must do, but seriously go to a hospital. First time I've ever given this advice, and I watched a dude cut his testicles open and pour mustard all over them and didn't lift a finger. Seek help goddamnit.
I'm 85kg 190cm m8. I do however agree I have put on some fat the past 6 months.
Actually I started feeling feinty after sex after gaining some weight.
Honestly dude, just pay for the fuckin ambulance instead of sitting in the ER for literally 10 hours tomorrow. Fastest medical solution of your life if you just call. It's night anyway, the ERetards won't have filled the lobby
Thanks!!I did it
man ppl overreact in these threads. ppl these days rush to the doctor on the slightest whim. where has the toughness of a man gone? if you got a tiny thorn in your foot youd probably rush to the er wouldnt you? fucking pansies. you guys are the reason that the er is constantly overcrowded, and ppl with REAL emergencies dont get seen for like 6 hours. just man up, jesus. you have lost VERY little blood. when i had a UTI in the war, i was filling up a 40 oz bottle of mickeys with blood, every few hours, and then id just zip up and go on with my day. dont underestimate the human bodies ability to heal.
>OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING PROFUSELY
>BETTER GO POST ON /B/
Not even a month of bottles..
My gf makes me store them in the basement after awhile.
I keep telling her Im gonna get a dremmel and make them into bongs.