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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
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>>583410383
i suck dick
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How tough am I? How tough am I?
I told my dad I go on 4chan.
Without getting grounded.
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One time I pooped so hard it made my nose bleed...

Without any toilet paper
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>>583410383
I fucked a pregnant bitch to death
she gave birth
fucked baby to death
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>>583410442
Sounds like we have a weenie on our hands boys.
>>583410545
Go right in.
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>>583410383
How tough am I?
I got fucked in the ass last night... without any LUBE!
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>>583410705
Go right in
>>583410665
We would've also accepted sand paper
>>583410740
Go on in
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I am trained in gorilla warfare and have over 9000 kills.
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I showed my cheese knife collection in a Knife-rate thread.

Pic related because tough cunts carry proof.
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>>583411087
You can do better, weenie.
>>583411280
Go right ahead.
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>>583410383
I threw a stone at a pigeon once when I was like 12
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How tough I'm i? I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast .... with out any milk
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>>583411481
and did you kill it?
>>583411520
You're in.
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hay guis can i jon ur cloob?
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>>583411458
I once stubbed my toe and only cried for ten minutes. That better for ya?
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>>583411860
Okay fine, you're in.
>>583411837
We don't serve your kind.
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>>583411458
Damn straight, that shit's Japanese steel right there!

I disembowel my cheddar with the honor of my ancestors
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I once lynched a nigger.

Without any rope.
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>>583411990
Go right ahead.
>>583411997
You're looking for our southern branch.
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I had no gf today and only feel'd for 20 minutes
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>>583412290
That's tough son.
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>>583411980
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH NIGGER? IMMA FUCK YOU MAMA RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN PUSSY YOU LITTLE SHIT! IMMA FUCK HER SO HARD SHE GONNA FORGET YOU AND YOU DADDY LITTLE PUNK BITCH. DON'T MAKE ME GO CRETACEOUS ON YOUR ASS!
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I stepped on a lego once and only passed out for half an hour.
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i made this oc , can i go in?
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I step into the shower THEN turn the water on
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>>583413004
Go right in.
>>583413115
I think you're looking for Weenie Hut Junior's.
>>583412926
I said tough, not edgy.
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>>583413370
faggot
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I was told Santa doesn't exist when I was 36 and I didn't even cry.
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I eat pancakes without syrup and butter.
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>>583412926
Hey OP

I got some rope, you lemme in. Ill hand this Mississippi Mud Monkey ruul good.
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I'm so badass, I don't even wait for the check to clear before I rip the tag off the mattress.
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>>583413250
holy shit. go right in.
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>>583413250
What temperature was the water?
>>583413473
Weenie.
>>583413539
What do you mean doesn't exist?
>>583413542
Go on in.
>>583413608
Right through here.
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I don't eat ground beef, I just eat regular beef and grind it with my teeth. By chewing.
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>>583413813 I was lied to when I was 36 and didn't even cry when I found out.
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>>583413370
Oh my mistake. Have a pleasant day sir.
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>>583410383
I suck dicks anonymously behind the chum bucket for free
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>>583413813
About 500 degrees rankine
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>>583410383
I can take my boyfriend's 20cm dick in the ass without lubricant.
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I told my parents I was going overseas for a Uni research trip.

I actually went to organised relief supplies for the Kurds on the Turkish/Syrian border.
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i watched 2 seasons of 24 in 1 day
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>>583410383
I watched elfen lied...and only cried for 1hour
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>>583414013
Yikes, go right in buddy
>>583414072
Oh, okay good. Come on in.
>>583414223
Welcome back Terry.
>>583414231
Alright you're in.
>>583414354
Not that tough, should've been the other way around.
>>583414453
And?
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How tough am i? Last night i was playing bass and my mom came along saying to stop because i woke her

>My parents bedroom is 5 rooms far
>All doors were closed
>I was playing unplugged
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>>583414636
Not that tough.
>>583414658
Yawn.
>>583414773
Right this way sir.
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>>583414773
>playing bass
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how tough am I?

I sent fapped to goatse and made mah hamster watch
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>>583410383
I shot a squirrel with a pellet gun and only cried for 8 minutes after.
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why did i say sent. I'm so tough i defy the lagnguage
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I once got a computer virus and I only went to the doctors office twice.
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>>583415252
Illiteracy is tough.
>>583415240
Manly tears of course.
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I beat ds whitout die .... Whit keybord
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I banged your mom
Missionary, For the sole purpose off recreating.

Pic related.
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i fully beat assassins creed unity
without breaking the game in 2
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>>583414725
Explosion fucked me up pretty badly, decided to spend the day plucking bits of metal shrapnel out of my thighs and rear. Convoy I was planning to roll back to the front with was ambushed on the way there by ISIS fighters, there were no survivors.

Lost my shit after I heard the news, spent my life's savings on mortar rounds, gathered up some of those who also lost brothers and friends in that ambush and spent the next 48 hours shelling known ISIS strong points.

Money spent, leg still fucked, I bribed my way onto a container ship going back in the general direction of home and here I am.
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I'm so tough I could take a shit and it would beat the shit out of you, and beat the shit out of the shit!
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>>583415571
She is an ugly bitch go right in.
>>583415685
Very tough, you're in.
>>583415762
You're shit can come in.
>>583415453
Get Norton Weenie.
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I beat Dark Souls I & II.

Without dying.
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>>583415978 I had Norton and it couldn't even handle it
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>>583410383
I look forward to the toilet water hitting my ass when i shit
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>>583416002
Pff, casual.

I bought hatoful boyfriend for myself without regretting it, twice.
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>>583410383
How tough am I? not at all but am tough enough to admit i'm not tough enough to admit im tough
ya dig?
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>>583416327
Go on in.
>>583416002
I've done that three times this morning.
>>583416192
Norton is the toughest customer around.
>>583416538
No one should regret that.
>>583416561
Save your weenie babble.
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Once got clipped by a car; skidded along the road about 4 meters, Got up and launched a rock through the cunts windscreen.
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>>583414773
I fapped to porn


With the door open with three people in the house
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I fap 20 times un a day whit no internet
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>>583416771 Well you better let this virus in if it can beat Norton.
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>>583410383
This is my grandpa and when ever I see him I give him a kiss on the lips, that's how tough I am.
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>>583410383
I fucked a nigress... without a rubber.
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I'm so tough I have a tattoo that says mom
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How tough am i?
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>>583417081
Fair enough.
>>583416784
Come on in.
>>583417019
Weenie.
>>583417180
Get in here you brave soul.
>>583417326
Get on in.
>>583417262
Not that tough.
>>583416931
Depends on the people.
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I can sit in a rocking chair without rocking.
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>>583417453 you may not be tough but dayum bby
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>>583417752
so hardcore
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>>583417712
My sister and her two friends
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>>583417262

You sick bastard
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I'm so tough that I can open the pickle jar without asking for help.
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>>583417973
Shouldve been fucking all three.
>>583417752
Come on in.
>>583418029
I have a job for you...
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>>583418029
oh damn
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I'm so tough, I fapped to Yee....AND MADE MYSELF LIKE IT!!!!!!!
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>>583418151
Ahh fuck it I'll make my own club
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>>583418029
But can you do it with your bare hands?
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I watched the full fappening and no fap
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How tough am I?
I registered with a new user in club penguin.
Without informing my parents!
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I watched through the entirety of this video without cringing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqZ2n_xJJXg&index=1&list=PLk0o0rOF8N4UWXv6BjO2CPeaiDa-JfQly
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I suck off furfags I meet on /b/.
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Step it up son
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM
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How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I?? I fucked my dog in 4th grade
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>>583418662
No, I use my human hands for pickles. I only use my bear hands for eating salmon or rape.
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I slept in my cat's piss because i was to lazy to clean my bed
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I accept terms and conditions without reading them. I will fuck you two ways to sunday.
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>>583419231
>being illiterate

Yeah, yer tough. Welcome to the club
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Didn't cry myself to sleep.
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>>583419280
Why does your cat piss on your bed?
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I went on 7chan and lived to tell the tail
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>>583419553
i left the door closed and he decided to shit on my shirt and piss on my bed, i dint even notice it until i tried to wear the shirt but i got shit all over the floor
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I'm so tough that I ate cereal. After brushing my teeth.
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>>583419736
Your cat is in.
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his cat must give a great steamer
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>>583419972
When he wants to go outside he goes infront of the door and meow, and same goes for when he wants to go inside (patio door)
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>>583420172
My cat jumps off the roof to make noise to signal when she wants in.
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How tough am I?

I fucked your mother, capped your brother with my 9mm semiauto, got stabbed in the leg, I shot a cop in the head execution style, I know where you live, say something bad about me you little bitch, I'll put you in a grave.
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I once moved CSS from my old computer to my new computer. Using Bluetooth.
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>>583417712
I didnt even catch aids.
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I played Through The Fire And The Flames on a ukulele

With no pick
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i think this morphed into a caturday thread, op please help us with your toughness
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Only checked my privilege 3 times today
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>>583420526
Does she signal you when she wants to get inside?
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I once beat up my mentally retarded friend without ever touching him once
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>>583421119
"to signal when she wants in"-_-
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>>583421203
was he a starfish
are you a spoine
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>>583421304
meant outside
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i´m so tought that i won an argument to a feminist, and she fucking APOLOGIZED.
bitch better make me a sandwich
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https://soundcloud.com/gewaltact/gewaltact-insanity-300bpm-1?in=d6r_cor6floort6rrorist without even flinching.
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i meant to say sponge and said spoine. im saying spoinbob from no on.
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who lives in an aplez under teh seee spoinbob sqrpnts
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I had to do a urine test and it only took me 6 minutes to get a stream:)
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>>583421349
Well actually I'm a sponge and he is a sea star
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>i'm so tough i blaze dank chronic all day every day
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>>583421958
SO YOU'RE A SPOINE AND HE'S A STUR?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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I'll suck your dick...Yeah, what now.
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>>583421585
Do it.
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>>583410383
I watched 'pokemon : mewtwo strikes back' and during the scene, where ash got stoned and pikachu was crying, I managed to hold my tears back for a good 20 seconds.
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>>583422389
now u swallow my load bitch
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>>583410383
You have never met Maxwell's demon before, have you?
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officially my favorite thread
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>>583410383
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>583413542
G.. Go right in sir!
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>>583422802
Meh. I have seen way better
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Im so tough I made this thread 3 hours before op
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>>583422203
ye i m spoinbub skwerpents mi frends name is pertrek
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How tough am I? How tough am I?
I pee sitting down and never flush
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The OP hasn't posted for 30 minutes now...
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>>583423217
ARE YOU BOTH INTO EXTREMELY HARDCORE 5 DICK 1 HOLE ANAL???
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I still click on ShovelDog. Even when I know it's coming.
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>>583410383
I went on club penguin without my parents' permission
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>>583423384
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im so tough i posted 5 tough things and op didnt repond to any
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We are so tough the OP can't even handle us anymore
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