Hi, I'm from Sweden and I'm muslim. Going to join ISIS next wednesday. Ask me anything.
I'm 21 years old. Keep it civilized.
>keep it civilised
get a load of this guy
We are coming for you , mother fucker.
Yeah, fighting for your country alright. IThey should bar people like you from returning to europe.
Stay in the kaliphate and hopefully they stone you to death for not praying 5 times a day.
I hope you'll get bombed or shot. Because of people like you, there are still underdeveloped countries and illiterate children working in sweatshops.
Actually isis made by Turkey. Go there and give us a pipe line from quatar and save us from russian controled gas. you can die there too but we don't care it because '' You'll go to the Heaven''
What attracts you to ISIS?
- Forced conversions
- Sawing people's heads off
- Stealing stuff from people you killed
- Forcing women to cover up and get into the kitchen
- More murder
>mfw police will stop you at airport.
I thought sweden already was a part of the islamic state
before you go, please listen to the first caliph had to say,
"Stop, O people, that I may give you ten rules for your guidance in the battlefield. Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies. Neither kill a child, nor a woman. nor an aged man. Bring no harm to the trees, nor burn them with fire, especially those which are fruitful. Slay not ary of the enemy's flock. save for your food. You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monast ic services; leave them alone"
On a scale of I'm an attention seeking faggot to I'm literally the biggest retard on the planet, where do you place on that scale because I can assure you, you place on that fucking scale
How about doing in your damn country and spare mine from becoming a gathering shithole for wannabe martyrs, it's already a crazy shithole already
Have fun OP! I'll be here chillin in America with all my dope shit and hot bitches.
OP, do you like the "polis"? You're about to get a visitor in your momma's basement.
Just report this to SÄPO (The Swedish Security Service) and OP will be charged for terrorism.
He's probably trolling and didn't even bother to hide his identity.
>mfw OP gets 10+ years
now you are judging people like the heaven and hell is in your hands. you will determine who goes to heaven just by their political stance. like those people who judge uthman with nepotism and ali as kufr. you are truly a trangressor.
No, but they do work together with other countries' agencies. It's how they shut down that ISIS site and cell in Switzerland. The FBI got a tip off, and handed it over to the Swiss police, who then arrested the suspects, and shut down the site.
>Keep it civilized.
Even if they dont arrest you persay, have fun getting internet monitored and your cell phone bugged for the next 5 years (if you dont do anything incriminating).
How does it feel like knowing you will get Hellfire missiled to oblivion by the people who are actually financing your guerrilla group?
Yeah. As it seems you're quite new here, I'll tell you: it happens fairly often, you fucking faggot. Dozens of people who threatened with terrorism have gotten v&'d. You're about to become one of them.
>protip: terrorism is not a thing to joke about nowadays
Obvious troll OP
Yah because Säpo, fbi and the cia are chill with joking around about beeing a terrorist joining the biggest terror group in the worlds scope. Like they are known for a having a sense of humor. They never take these things seriously. Good call faggit.
too late for that. nobody going to believe you now. what is important is the safety of the nation. they wont take any chance. better lock up an innocent man than let a terrorist run free.
How does it feel knowing that they won't have you do jack shit aside from scrubbing toilets and washing their clothes?
I would like to respond something about not allowing terrorists to return but i dunno.
Come on OP, that bait was so bad. Its embarassing. Give us something better to start a discussion about "swedish" people going to join ISIS.
Mohamed fucked a 9 y/o, do you like fucking children? Do you plan to rape and kill in Syria like all of the other cunts? Why are you such a loser? Why not kill yourself and save everyone the hassle of seeing you get beheaded on Iraqi tv?
No, seriously, it is too late. No matter how childish you play now, or if you're just a non-muslim underage kid, the cops WILL be at your door. You better go and fess up to your momma now, so she can mentally prepare herself.
Let's just hope you're not an adult, because then you're fucking screwed.
How does this picture make you feel?
Secular government is far superior to religious theocracy. Fight for the western world! Where do Muslims, Christians, Jews, Pagans and Atheists have the most freedom?
> Answer key :
A constitutional Republic where you can freely worship whatever and support the society you're in.
>99% less honor killings.
> -50% less douche baggery.
Would be interesting to see OPs case tested in court tbh. He has claimed to be planning terrorist acts. I'm not sure it matters that he's lying.
Did someone report him to SÄPO (swedish FBI)?
OP, 'Merican here.
>who did you meet/where did you go
>i want to join Allah's will
Do you know how I can go about contacting someone here in the U.S?
Yeah whatever, as soon as säpo understands you where a just a kid doing it for the lulz they will just let you go live a normal life, no surveilance, no tracking, no nothing. That's plausible right?
It depends on what you mean by freedom. If you mean that they are allowed to behave in more fashions, then you are correct. But they dont want to behave in more than one way, and want to be "free" of tempation and vice.
That shit dont happen in america
"Yes, as I said, everyone knows that himself side 4chan is quite serious when it comes to stuff like that o I had a little boring. Did a wire o wrote me to join isis o fight for Allah, but it seems that some have taken as well as for himself very o notified the Security Service, anyway. Is not even Muslim. O it was a joke on an anonymous forum. Can I get shit? are of legal age."
I blocked all Muslim articles from my new feeds. Also anything related to Ferguson.
I tell you what... Life is beautiful.
The excessive laughing and misspelling is in no way a tell on your shit stained pants right now you damn jihadist terrorist (ta han säpo! ta han!).
Okay, well Saudi Arabia now has 5% athiests. The kind is declaring them terrorists. Which means he's not much better then ISIS. Muslims can live here just peachy keen.
Secular government isn't pro or against religion, It's neutral. We don't need fake blamhosphy laws for when we freely debate subjects.