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Hi, I'm from Sweden and I'm muslim. Going to join ISIS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi, I'm from Sweden and I'm muslim. Going to join ISIS next wednesday. Ask me anything.

I'm 21 years old. Keep it civilized.
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Low quality b8 m8
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>>583355242
0/8 b8 m8
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>>583355242
just like you are going to keep ?
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>keep it civilised
get a load of this guy
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>>583355363
I'm fighting for my country.
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>>583355242
Are you even trying?
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>>583355456
Not easy for retards
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WALALAUAKBAR
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>>583355242
Go kill urself u sandnigger
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>>583355242
Are you okay with pretty much every sane/normal/rational person hating you and your ISIS buddies
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>>583355242
We are coming for you , mother fucker.
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>>583355636
I dont care about that. All I care is about going to heaven, after I've done my duty. ALLAHUAKBAR!
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>>583355396
i bet you do :^)
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>>583355242
fuck you dude. i'm muslim and you're really a sandnigger.
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>>583355716
u won't. ur gonna get killed by kurdish chicks
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You need to audition for someone else, buddy. Isis split up in June 2010.
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>>583355242
>Keep it civilized.
kek
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>>583355396

Yeah, fighting for your country alright. IThey should bar people like you from returning to europe.
Stay in the kaliphate and hopefully they stone you to death for not praying 5 times a day.
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>>583355242
>joining isis
>"keep it civilized"
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>>583355816
Brother, we dont insult eachother. We all belong to god.
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>>583355242
Why?
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>>583355816
agreed. exept i'm athiest
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>>583355242
but you can kill kurdish sandniggers too
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>>583356024
I feel like its my duty fighting for allah.
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>>583356003
KEK
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>>583356003
exept ur god is a pedophile
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>>583356178
He is not a pedophile. he is a great leader. Allahuakbar!!
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Have fun dying in an airstike, faggot
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>>583355242
I'm really starting to believe that you're just trolling
But if serious, I'd really highly suggest you reconsider what you're doing
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>>583356376
Did reconsider, and this is the right thing to do.
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>>583356619
What country are you from?
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>>583355242

I hope you'll get bombed or shot. Because of people like you, there are still underdeveloped countries and illiterate children working in sweatshops.
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>>583355242
Actually isis made by Turkey. Go there and give us a pipe line from quatar and save us from russian controled gas. you can die there too but we don't care it because '' You'll go to the Heaven''
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>>583356717
Sweden
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>>583356304
is that ur suicide chant becase it would make us all happy if you would just blow yourself up
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I hope you get blown to bits and then raped by a goat.
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>>583355242
Not sure if trolling or real
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>>583356806
You know they don't let you listen to your iPod right?
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>>583355242

What attracts you to ISIS?

- Rape
- Murder
- Forced conversions
- Sawing people's heads off
- Stealing stuff from people you killed
- Forcing women to cover up and get into the kitchen
- More murder
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>>583356838
Maybe I will, hope they send me to your town.

>>583357083
I dont listen to ipods.
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Check this page http://www.faithfreedom.org/challenge.htm and then ask yourself the question.
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>>583357167
2
4
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Seems like fun
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>mfw police will stop you at airport.

http://www.metro.se/nyheter/ungdomar-stoppades-pa-flygplats-pa-vag-att-strida-for-is/EVHnkx!CavneSCv1ha16/
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> Sand niggers
> Civilized
You have to pick one.
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>>583355242
ISIS kills children and christians civilians. that is not what our prophet wanted.
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>>583357526
We do it for Allah.
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>>583355242
>Muslim wanting to join ISIS.
>Surfs 4chan.

I call bullshit, OP is a faggot of an epic calibre.
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say hello from me
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>>583357698
No you do it because some sand monkey tells you to.
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>>583357241
good luck with passing airport security motherfucker because you're gonna need it
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>>583357834
Allah is the one and only leader. He is the greatest.
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SANDNIGGERS EVERYWHERE KILL THEM WITH FIRE
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I thought sweden already was a part of the islamic state
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>>583358253
We will take over Sweden
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>>583355242

snacka skit
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>>583357989
before you go, please listen to the first caliph had to say,
"Stop, O people, that I may give you ten rules for your guidance in the battlefield. Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies. Neither kill a child, nor a woman. nor an aged man. Bring no harm to the trees, nor burn them with fire, especially those which are fruitful. Slay not ary of the enemy's flock. save for your food. You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monast ic services; leave them alone"
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>>583355816
Fuck you and op, I'm a muslim sandnigger and you're both insulting me
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>>583358538
Vi ska ta över Sverige.. din fittsvenne.
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On a scale of I'm an attention seeking faggot to I'm literally the biggest retard on the planet, where do you place on that scale because I can assure you, you place on that fucking scale
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>>583356136
How about doing in your damn country and spare mine from becoming a gathering shithole for wannabe martyrs, it's already a crazy shithole already
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We will take over everything. Its just a matter of time.
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>>583358870

nummer 1: jag knullar dig
nummer 2: jag knullar din mamma
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>>583356304

0/10
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Gå med gud, broder.
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>>583357698
No you do it because you're a psychopath
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Reported to Interpol.
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>>583359107
1. Jag är inte bög.
2. Min mamma är skit ful.. fyfan.. inga standards?
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op äckliga sand neger du är helt blåst
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>>583355242
Have fun OP! I'll be here chillin in America with all my dope shit and hot bitches.
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Muslim here. You're an idiot op
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You know this is a swedish racist just trying to troll you, right?
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>>583359283

Spelar inte så stor roll, gillar horor bara.
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>>583359398
America will die eventually, dissapointing superpower.

>>583359432
No, we're brothers.
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>>583359336
lär dig stava
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>>583356136
He is a big guy, he can do his own job himself, isn't it ?
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>>583359567
You are not my brother. When you get there you will regret it and will want to go home just like the others who joined up.
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go fuck yourself sandnigger
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>>583355673
Amercunts aren't going to do shit about ISIS because Americunts helped create ISIS at the behest of their Jew masters
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>>583355242
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>>583359753
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>>583355396
Fighting for your country? How? By killing your fellow Muslims with the weapons the Zionists bought you? Fuck you.
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>>583359862
Nice solution Anon, i´m with you
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>>583359959
Muslim who doesnt go with allah isnt a real muslim.
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>>583360080

Du har inte tvättat dina fötter idag.
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OP, do you like the "polis"? You're about to get a visitor in your momma's basement.
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>>583355396
"I'm fighting for my country"

HAHAHAAH Fucking pussy.
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>>583360154
:D
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>>583360080
Go join IS and be an agent for the Zionists you dumb fuckwit. Too fucking stupid to see you have been played like a puppet
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>>583360154

Too soon to kill the thread dude! Let the subpar trolling continue for a while, geez.
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Just report this to SÄPO (The Swedish Security Service) and OP will be charged for terrorism.

He's probably trolling and didn't even bother to hide his identity.
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You're not saying insh'allah, alhamdulillah, or mashallah at all. Sorry buddy, but you're going to be a pretty shitty IS fighter.
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>Joining a group that decapitates people.
>Keep it civilized.
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>>583356304
>not pedophile
he had sex with a 9 year old at 54
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just posted this on SÄPOs tip page

have fun with the cops
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>>583355242
Why did you move to Sweden if you want to live in an Islamic state?
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>>583360154
FBI is american... They can't arrest people in sweden.
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>>583359136

Gay/10
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>>583360320
Why are you fighting for your god? Aside from the fact that he's great and stuff.
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>>583360491
good lad
>mfw OP gets 10+ years
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>>583356779
The fuck you say to me?
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>>583360549
>do you even filenames
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>>583360080
now you are judging people like the heaven and hell is in your hands. you will determine who goes to heaven just by their political stance. like those people who judge uthman with nepotism and ali as kufr. you are truly a trangressor.
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>>583360154

National police. Not international
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>>583360549
No, but they do work together with other countries' agencies. It's how they shut down that ISIS site and cell in Switzerland. The FBI got a tip off, and handed it over to the Swiss police, who then arrested the suspects, and shut down the site.
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>Keep it civilized.
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>>583355242
How does it feel to be the poster boy for the next call of duty ?
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Stupid camel jockies have to tie someone up to kill them because theyre such little bitches that they cant win against anything that puts up a fight
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Bait thread, successfull
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>>583360884

lol trying to play it off, scared of SÄPO. 360 no scoped faggot.
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>>583358870
Hahaha jävla korkade sandmänniska, hoppas du dör en förödmjukande död nere i öknen.
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>>583360884
Maximum cool dude. You really showed them. What are you gonna do for your next trick?
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>>583360884
He's the one getting arrested today or tomorrow at latest.
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>>583360884
>OP is scared because anon tipped the police
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>>583360884
Suddenly bait. Like the guy who said he killed 2 people.

Prepare for the shitstorm faggot.
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>>583361020
Say what? Rofl.. for what? Going to arrest me because I wrote on 4chan forum? XDXDXD topkek
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>>583360884

Even if they dont arrest you persay, have fun getting internet monitored and your cell phone bugged for the next 5 years (if you dont do anything incriminating).
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How does it feel like knowing you will get Hellfire missiled to oblivion by the people who are actually financing your guerrilla group?
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>>583360884
Patetiskt
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>>583361184
Yeah. As it seems you're quite new here, I'll tell you: it happens fairly often, you fucking faggot. Dozens of people who threatened with terrorism have gotten v&'d. You're about to become one of them.
>protip: terrorism is not a thing to joke about nowadays
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I hope you are shot with a bullet dipped in pigs blood and then your body buried with pigs you piece of terrorist shit!
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Obvious troll OP
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>>583361314
feels froggy
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>>583355242
Op reported you to your authorities. Have fun in jail taking it from behind every night.
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>>583361382
This. Governments love to make an example of people who joke about it.
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>>583361184

Yah because Säpo, fbi and the cia are chill with joking around about beeing a terrorist joining the biggest terror group in the worlds scope. Like they are known for a having a sense of humor. They never take these things seriously. Good call faggit.
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>>583361184
too late for that. nobody going to believe you now. what is important is the safety of the nation. they wont take any chance. better lock up an innocent man than let a terrorist run free.
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>>583355242
How does it feel knowing that they won't have you do jack shit aside from scrubbing toilets and washing their clothes?
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>>583355242
I would like to respond something about not allowing terrorists to return but i dunno.

Come on OP, that bait was so bad. Its embarassing. Give us something better to start a discussion about "swedish" people going to join ISIS.
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>>583361693
I'm not even a muslim topkek. HAHAHAAHAHAHA srsly.. the the bait in this thread is hardcore. so much feels.. anger.. let it through you.
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>>583361184
kek u had this coming
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>>583355242
I've had more than 72 virgins and have not have to fire a single shot. You jealous?
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>>583355385
What movie is this from? That girl is hot.
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>>583355242
Mohamed fucked a 9 y/o, do you like fucking children? Do you plan to rape and kill in Syria like all of the other cunts? Why are you such a loser? Why not kill yourself and save everyone the hassle of seeing you get beheaded on Iraqi tv?
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>>583355716
ALLAHUAKBAR should be two words. It means Allah is great. You need to know this if you're gonna join ISIS.
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>>583361802

Good luck with that buddy. Your "rofl, XDXDXD, HAHAHA" is no indication of you beeing nervous as shit.
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>>583361802
No, seriously, it is too late. No matter how childish you play now, or if you're just a non-muslim underage kid, the cops WILL be at your door. You better go and fess up to your momma now, so she can mentally prepare herself.

Let's just hope you're not an adult, because then you're fucking screwed.
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Fuck you! Im glad you are leaving europe to fight for your fucked up brainwashed sandnigger country! I hope you get killed by a fucking drone!

Love,
David
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>>583361993
Nervous for what? I dont quiet understand what you mean. To much butthurt people. And yes, I'm not a muslim. But whatever let them come :)
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>>583356304
Aisha doesnt agree
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>>583362203
>But whatever let them come
There goes your allowance and your clean criminal record. But yea, whatever.
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Aloha snackbar
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>>583358870
Det är sådana som du som får folk att bli rasister, din äckliga vedervärdiga fitthora.
Hoppas att du blir gruppvåldtagen av kurdiska trupper
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>>583355242
How does this picture make you feel?
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Secular government is far superior to religious theocracy. Fight for the western world! Where do Muslims, Christians, Jews, Pagans and Atheists have the most freedom?


> Answer key :


A constitutional Republic where you can freely worship whatever and support the society you're in.

>99% less honor killings.
> -50% less douche baggery.
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>>583362203
Would be interesting to see OPs case tested in court tbh. He has claimed to be planning terrorist acts. I'm not sure it matters that he's lying.

Did someone report him to SÄPO (swedish FBI)?
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>>583355242
Obvious antisocial loser is obvious.
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>>583355242
if true, hope my kurdish comrades going to whipe the floor with you.
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>>583355242
OP, 'Merican here.
>who did you meet/where did you go
>i want to join Allah's will
Do you know how I can go about contacting someone here in the U.S?
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>>583362203

Yeah whatever, as soon as säpo understands you where a just a kid doing it for the lulz they will just let you go live a normal life, no surveilance, no tracking, no nothing. That's plausible right?
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>>583355242
>Going to join ISIS
>keep it civilized

GTFO mudslime
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>>583362203

OP, if you're going to pretend to be Muslim, try learning the first thing about Islam, e.g., the difference between Muhammad and Allah.
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>>583355242
>going to join ISIS
>keep is civilized

might as well be:

>Gonna join the KKK, thoughts?
>Please don't be racist, you guys. That shit's mean.
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>>583362439
It depends on what you mean by freedom. If you mean that they are allowed to behave in more fashions, then you are correct. But they dont want to behave in more than one way, and want to be "free" of tempation and vice.

That shit dont happen in america
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>Going to join ISIS
>Keep it civilized
>ISIS
>civilized
>ci-vi-li-zed
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>>583362450
>>583360491
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>>583362363
shitty oc
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>>583362769
You can be civilized, and you can make him feel like the biggest of morons with out being a dumb Troll Faglord
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>>583362486
Not erlaly hahahaha
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Are you brining your whole family with you?
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https://www.flashback.org/t2488576

"Yes, as I said, everyone knows that himself side 4chan is quite serious when it comes to stuff like that o I had a little boring. Did a wire o wrote me to join isis o fight for Allah, but it seems that some have taken as well as for himself very o notified the Security Service, anyway. Is not even Muslim. O it was a joke on an anonymous forum. Can I get shit? are of legal age."
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I blocked all Muslim articles from my new feeds. Also anything related to Ferguson.

I tell you what... Life is beautiful.
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>>583355242
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OK, why does the flag look like it was made by a well meaning but incompetent five year old who only had access to tipex?
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>>583362978

The excessive laughing and misspelling is in no way a tell on your shit stained pants right now you damn jihadist terrorist (ta han säpo! ta han!).
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>>583362779

Okay, well Saudi Arabia now has 5% athiests. The kind is declaring them terrorists. Which means he's not much better then ISIS. Muslims can live here just peachy keen.

Secular government isn't pro or against religion, It's neutral. We don't need fake blamhosphy laws for when we freely debate subjects.
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