itt: funny toys and other rip-offs

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>>583334970

>>583335660
MUST..STOP..SIDES

>>583335376
Robert Cop is one of the most legit motherfuckers around!!

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when i was younger my mom told me she got that pokemon blanket that i wanted so bad for my birthday. i was really exited and then i saw this shit here. i wasn't mad because she tried.

>>583335376
On the package it got Ray Liotta

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>>583336529
"young rage, champion of the hot shot" it almoust sound like a porn movie

>>583336420
And not to forget, Optical Prime

>>583335597
I think this one might be a real thing

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Wait for it

>>583336792
and the batteries are included :D

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>>583336898

>>583335376
my fucking sides

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bitches mirin' muh lamborghini

>>583337030
What the fuck?

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>>583337385
WEstern Dogital 500Gb hard dive from Ebay, apparently

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>>583337554
>mystery bump and go action

I am so fucking sold on that feature alone

>>583337325
Aventador eco concept 2015

>>583337385
HORD MANY DATA
1 TERRY BITE HARD DRIVE
YOU BUY, YES?
WIRR NOT BE DISAPPOINT

>>583337554
im lost to that fucking training wheels :D

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>>583337863
IT GOT STORAGE

>>583336632
My sides are in orbit

who want a brand new cheap PolyStation3 !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6lxiB1b_I&index=1&

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just gonna leave this here

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>>583337625
It... it's a thing

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233217/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_7

>>583337554
> mystery bump and go action

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>>583334970

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purseowner

>>583335840
>3cpo/t-1000 combo
>johnny 5
>autobot robocop
Shit, I'd watch it

Fucking christ. I work in a toy store, a very popular one which will remain unnamed. And I was walkign through a shopping centre today and a guy had a stall set up, selling toys. He had this really fucking retarded Frozen movie doll set called like "Magic Cold World" and I went to take a picture, but he saw my toy store shirt and said to go away. Almost decked the faggot, I could've posted that in this thread.

>>583338415
that's sad

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>>583334970
Starswarsiors

>>583338559
lol door ladder

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>>583338415
>>583338548
similar to this

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>>583338415
Years ago, I used to work at a saturday market stall, selling cheap knockoff inported chinese shit that was essentially lethal. Every now and again we'd get some big name line, and they'd sell like hot cakes, until trading standards would come around and confiscate what stock we had left because they were injuring kids somewhere. My boss didn;t give a shit because they were on a 90% mark-up and he made his money back within minutes of starting to sell them

Didn;t mind, as I was ripping hm off for about £50 every weekend (In 1988)

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>>583338559
Tom Selleck was in Ghosbusters?

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This one's good.

>>583338895
where do you get the balls to rip off your work? I could easily get away with it, we deal with cash a lot. I just am a moral fag, heh

>>583338323
And, it got better ratings than Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

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Obligatory classic.

>>583339037
Lost it at Karate Farmer

>>583338982
Lol any streamable episodes online?

>>583338343
Guy Mariano is a pro skater for Girl Skateboards

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A challenger approaches...

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>>583339026
The guy who ran the stall was a lazy fuck, selling cheap shit for horrifically inflated prices, and the punters would lap them up. We'd be stuffing 10's and 20's into this letterbox on the side of the truck, and it would just sit there with no accounting going on at all. Then he'd fuck off for half an hour to get lunch and leave me, a lad of 14-16 to look after all his crap, so I'd just help myself.

Then one xmas eve it pissed down and he lost some genuinely expensive and high-quality trainsets, which he bought for 30 and wanted to sell for 75. He threw everything in the back of the truck and pissed off without paying me. His partner (who ran another stall) gave me £15 to be going on with, which sat nicely with the £75 I'd already taken. never saw him again

>>583334970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au4tlMRI1eg

Lion king yo

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Personal favourite. This is my last one.

>>583339401
lol
>with ninja-messiah throwing nails

>>583338559
LOL! "A Woman"
So much to this pic... my mind is blown

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Maximilien here.
I am about to go to the guillotine.
What should my last words be?

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choobooca

>>583339597
Turn down for what !

>>583338343
That's just Guy Marianos pro skateboard deck haha. It's a real thing.

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>>583337025
What the fuck am I reading?

>>583336730
>need nigger saying monica . jpg

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>>583339037
>Door Ladder

some of you in this thread may like this youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxt9Pvye-9x_AIcb1UtmF1Q

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Defender General of the Outer Planets

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YLYL

>>583337030
you appear to have misunderstood the meaning of this thread

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>>583338924
Nigga now you learning.


Oh my sides

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>>583336632
>Emperor Paul Saltines

>>583340162

you appear to have not seen the previous image

>>583339768
I think I used to have these, the black one at least. I always thought they were pretty cool.

>>583340162
>ripoffs
Wrong

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>>583338343
skateboards graphics have had better memes and parodies of product labels than the best day on 4chan

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>>583340084
>Dr Becker

>>583339320
This is full of hidden gems of duck.

Who can tell me if it's bubble gum or a video tape?

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>>583340294

>>583340162

New Anon weighing in. He understood it. You're just not very smart.

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that Imperial Gunner is not daunted in the least by his over-sized calculator keypad!

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Fuck you all.

I am working, but thanks to you I am laughing my ass of, and everyone is looking me like this.

PS. I am a professor.

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get a load of this one

>>583340114
i really really like thsi toy

>>583341228
>100% virgin pulp
wat

>>583340135

>red labial

>>583336295
you had ONE JOB

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4chans daughter

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Mildly related

>>583341434
>Not as good as the first one, but ok
kek'd like n idiot

>>583338415

Whats more hilarious is that you work at Toys R Us faggot

>>583340114
>made in mars

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mfw this thread

>>583341586
Oh LOL

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No seriously whats wrong with these 3rd world shit hole countries? How the fuck buys this crap?

>>583341854
I'm sure Stewart would get a lol out of this thread

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>>583341518
>Demon Donkey
I loled
pic not related

>>583335376
>THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
>FUTURISTIC ROBERT
>TERMINATOR (AUTOBOTIC)
>EXCITING MOVIE LOOK
>TOY

Wait... did they really have to specify that last bit?

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>>583340114

>>583341991
people who 1) don;t know the difference 2) can't afford the genuine article

>>583341991
not knowing the difference between an iphone 6 made in china internationally and locally

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And we are nearing the end.......

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>>583338020

holy shit
muh sides

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>>583340769
he's operating a pocket calculator

>>583339320

w-wait - is that bear thing brandishing toilet paper?
Is that his weapon?

>>583339351
That's... actually pretty damn cool.

>>583338559

"Luke watch out for those shoot shooters!"

>>583339308
>>Godzilla
>>Big fella

Meh....checks out to me.

I'll allow it.

>>583339206

10/10 would play

>>583341272
VIrgin pulp is like a brand of paper. All paper towels would mention virgin pulp, which is basically virgin trees.

>>583338409
if this was a ylyl, i lost it there

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>>583341529

Asians really are obsessed with 'whiteness'

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>>583336632
>"Mastery of the source"
We need him in the webm/gif threads

>>583343510
depends on which asian country you are talking about because chinks are pretty white

>>583343028
Holy shit, he is.

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>>583335840

>>583337519
>whoooa maaan
>why are my hands so huge
>huuugeeee

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>>583343385
>mfw people actually care what the trees do on their day off

>>583343028
Bwhahahahahahaha

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Got a couple too, cannot be fucked enough to double-check if these weren't posted already

>>583339562
That horse came with a Zorro toy i had as a kid

>>583344102
Space Man Articulated.........lolz

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OC, this is a real thing that was sold on a certain Slovak TV channel. Spilled my coffee all over when I saw it for the first time.

>>583343028
>>583343670
>>583343670
>>583343923

I just lost my fucking shit. Too much anon, I have to save this now.

>>583344513
>Nigga shops at Food Lion

>>583344474
this must be a joke

>>583344474
to je fakt dobrý, ale někomu kdo nerozumí slovensky to hovno řekne

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>>583334687

>>583344708
kromě goa-tze

>>583344684
Is that Hank and Bobby Hill?

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>>583344667
not sure anon, they advertised it as a bracelet that protects its owner from a bad luck (that's what the text around says) and you could actually buy one.
>>583344708
to je možné

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>>583335197
>>583335408
>>583338214

>>583343898
-.-

that's just a differently wrapped snickers, made in america, to grab your attention.

You're the same retard that was like "SHARE A COKE WITH DAN, OMG LOLOLOL IT'S JUST CALLED COKE"

"omg look at all these fake Mike and Ikes with the names crossed out"

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/b/ loves Twilight

>>583337030
So I don't get it. He opens a hard drive and finds a capacitor?

>>583342127
you have a problem with the only bit that makes sense?!?!?

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Obviously fake but I'm running out of pics

>>583345227
>its just not a game anymore

>>583345076
i'm sorry if you were offended

>>583345027
mcdowells is best.

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>>583336632
A bit late to the party but..

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>>583336819
this one is in my neighbourhood.

Tried their veggie burger once and it was pretty shitty.

>>583339509
I actually have this toy lol

>>583343510
I'm in the philippines and I see this shit when I go shopping, I don't want to use it because I feel like it would burn the skin because of the bleaching agents

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OC I took the pic at a flea market a few years ago

>>583335597
kek'd

>>583337682
>Duroshock
MY SIDES!!!

>>583344474
What am I looking at?

>>583341434
>Loin King

>>583339191
this

>>583343510
yup - the more tanned you are the more lower class you are seen as.... sort of how Europe before people started traveling for holidays etc.. having a tan meant you were lower class scum who worked outside...

there are adverts on indian TV showing people getting turned down for jobs etc.. for being too dark and all that changing once they use some special skin lightening cream

>>583345228
>capacitor
its just bolts and screws to make the casing heavier

>>583341586
no way that is legit

>>583337325
looks pretty good

>>583337682
actual Playstation comtrollers aren't much better. Idk what the problem is.

>>583346965
Kind of a small Slovak astrological channel for retard callers.
While fortune-telling or whatever the fuck it is they do on screen, they sell some retarded fate-related shit in the corner of the screen - crystals for good luck and whatnot. Among others they sold this "Goa-Tze bracelet for good luck" for 10€.
They don't sell it anymore though, wish I had ordered it for the lulz.

>>583344780

... Why

>>583338141
A for effort.

Oh those silly Chinese. Is there anything that they won't try to steal and incompetently copy?

>>583335597
GETTING THIS!!
>finally I can make this pussy light up!

>>583341991

grandmothers at tag sales

THIS WHOLE THREAD
IS A FUCKING GOLD

THANK YOU OP

>>583339125
That packaging makes me sad

>>583344972

shrek has been lifting weights...

>>583336137
>yeah imma superhero machine thing, imma change into casette
underrated post
fif'd so hard

>>583340084
>>so yea I only drink doctor right because you know it's the right one, feel me homie?

>>583345227
> still better than ps4

>>583345615
how would one even use this?

>>583340925
>>Obama the Hedhog
>>Theres a country with oil?
>>GOTTA GO FAST!

>>583348243
bloated water corpse?

>>583348830
It's for retards with one useable hand

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxfdPglDHjk

>>583348897
main kek

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and I leave you anons with this.....thanks for this epic thread

>>583336792
Can confirm. I had this when it came out. I forgot about it until now. I had no idea back then...

>>583349137
... I have that same trackball. It's the Logitech Trackman Marble.

I game with it.

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>583347712
to grow donuts

>>583348083

HAHA YEAH I KNOW

ITS A TOUR DE FORCE OF COMEDY GOLD!!!

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>>583338141
Wü
holy shit my sides

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>>583342008
I wonder if he actually lurks here...

Also pic related

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>>583338385
Fucking Chinese. This is why I hate those China pricks just as much as I hate niggers. Fuck China, and fuck their disgusting, non-hygienic "people".

>>583349372
the fuck

>>583349762
what the fuck lel

>>583344513
Dr. Perky sounds like an evil sexual villian which tries to beat Spiderman in an evil game of Nippel Fighting! Is there such a thing as an anti-villain? Like he is a good guy but he does evil things but he is still good? Know what I mean? It is kind of like The Amazing Spiderman 2 but instead that blue nigger isn't bad like "I just wanna help you reach your full potential spidey, make your life happier, but I first need to destroy you with my love." Which is kind of like the international crisis of the moral validations that the United States tries to display on the worlds stage considering their human rights violations which are occuring at a constant rate by torturing prisoners, accompanying illegal activities in Syria and killing more innocents than ISIS members. Not even mentioning hiring mercenarie companies that do not allign with any country which leads to the USA not being able to be accused of any inhuman actions taken by these firms in the middle east.

>>583350336
know what I mean? Shits dang

>>583338141
oh fuck i had one of them