funny toys and other rip-offs
when i was younger my mom told me she got that pokemon blanket that i wanted so bad for my birthday. i was really exited and then i saw this shit here. i wasn't mad because she tried.
"young rage, champion of the hot shot" it almoust sound like a porn movie
Wait for it
bitches mirin' muh lamborghini
WEstern Dogital 500Gb hard dive from Ebay, apparently
>mystery bump and go action
I am so fucking sold on that feature alone
IT GOT STORAGE
just gonna leave this here
It... it's a thing
Fucking christ. I work in a toy store, a very popular one which will remain unnamed. And I was walkign through a shopping centre today and a guy had a stall set up, selling toys. He had this really fucking retarded Frozen movie doll set called like "Magic Cold World" and I went to take a picture, but he saw my toy store shirt and said to go away. Almost decked the faggot, I could've posted that in this thread.
similar to this
Years ago, I used to work at a saturday market stall, selling cheap knockoff inported chinese shit that was essentially lethal. Every now and again we'd get some big name line, and they'd sell like hot cakes, until trading standards would come around and confiscate what stock we had left because they were injuring kids somewhere. My boss didn;t give a shit because they were on a 90% mark-up and he made his money back within minutes of starting to sell them
Didn;t mind, as I was ripping hm off for about £50 every weekend (In 1988)
Tom Selleck was in Ghosbusters?
This one's good.
A challenger approaches...
The guy who ran the stall was a lazy fuck, selling cheap shit for horrifically inflated prices, and the punters would lap them up. We'd be stuffing 10's and 20's into this letterbox on the side of the truck, and it would just sit there with no accounting going on at all. Then he'd fuck off for half an hour to get lunch and leave me, a lad of 14-16 to look after all his crap, so I'd just help myself.
Then one xmas eve it pissed down and he lost some genuinely expensive and high-quality trainsets, which he bought for 30 and wanted to sell for 75. He threw everything in the back of the truck and pissed off without paying me. His partner (who ran another stall) gave me £15 to be going on with, which sat nicely with the £75 I'd already taken. never saw him again
Personal favourite. This is my last one.
I am about to go to the guillotine.
What should my last words be?
What the fuck am I reading?
Defender General of the Outer Planets
Nigga now you learning.
Oh my sides
>Emperor Paul Saltines
skateboards graphics have had better memes and parodies of product labels than the best day on 4chan
that Imperial Gunner is not daunted in the least by his over-sized calculator keypad!
Fuck you all.
I am working, but thanks to you I am laughing my ass of, and everyone is looking me like this.
PS. I am a professor.
No seriously whats wrong with these 3rd world shit hole countries? How the fuck buys this crap?
pic not related
>THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
>EXCITING MOVIE LOOK
Wait... did they really have to specify that last bit?
And we are nearing the end.......
he's operating a pocket calculator
Asians really are obsessed with 'whiteness'
>"Mastery of the source"
We need him in the webm/gif threads
>mfw people actually care what the trees do on their day off
Got a couple too, cannot be fucked enough to double-check if these weren't posted already
OC, this is a real thing that was sold on a certain Slovak TV channel. Spilled my coffee all over when I saw it for the first time.
not sure anon, they advertised it as a bracelet that protects its owner from a bad luck (that's what the text around says) and you could actually buy one.
to je možné
that's just a differently wrapped snickers, made in america, to grab your attention.
You're the same retard that was like "SHARE A COKE WITH DAN, OMG LOLOLOL IT'S JUST CALLED COKE"
"omg look at all these fake Mike and Ikes with the names crossed out"
/b/ loves Twilight
Obviously fake but I'm running out of pics
A bit late to the party but..
this one is in my neighbourhood.
Tried their veggie burger once and it was pretty shitty.
I'm in the philippines and I see this shit when I go shopping, I don't want to use it because I feel like it would burn the skin because of the bleaching agents
OC I took the pic at a flea market a few years ago
yup - the more tanned you are the more lower class you are seen as.... sort of how Europe before people started traveling for holidays etc.. having a tan meant you were lower class scum who worked outside...
there are adverts on indian TV showing people getting turned down for jobs etc.. for being too dark and all that changing once they use some special skin lightening cream
Kind of a small Slovak astrological channel for retard callers.
While fortune-telling or whatever the fuck it is they do on screen, they sell some retarded fate-related shit in the corner of the screen - crystals for good luck and whatnot. Among others they sold this "Goa-Tze bracelet for good luck" for 10€.
They don't sell it anymore though, wish I had ordered it for the lulz.
and I leave you anons with this.....thanks for this epic thread
holy shit my sides
I wonder if he actually lurks here...
Also pic related
Fucking Chinese. This is why I hate those China pricks just as much as I hate niggers. Fuck China, and fuck their disgusting, non-hygienic "people".
Dr. Perky sounds like an evil sexual villian which tries to beat Spiderman in an evil game of Nippel Fighting! Is there such a thing as an anti-villain? Like he is a good guy but he does evil things but he is still good? Know what I mean? It is kind of like The Amazing Spiderman 2 but instead that blue nigger isn't bad like "I just wanna help you reach your full potential spidey, make your life happier, but I first need to destroy you with my love." Which is kind of like the international crisis of the moral validations that the United States tries to display on the worlds stage considering their human rights violations which are occuring at a constant rate by torturing prisoners, accompanying illegal activities in Syria and killing more innocents than ISIS members. Not even mentioning hiring mercenarie companies that do not allign with any country which leads to the USA not being able to be accused of any inhuman actions taken by these firms in the middle east.