Please someone help me I'm lost in a forest my car broke down what do I do??!!
Please I need some legit advice its very cold and I keep hearing noises in the bushes I'm scared !! :(
put poo on ur face
I have 3g but no reception or gps, how do I contact them?
put poo on your face
I will check it out. I'm gonna walk to see if I can find a house or anything...
put poo on your face
Put poo on ur face
Right, watch your step if you do walk around to find something, depending on how cold it is there could be snakes and what not hiding around and you could get rekt. Anyways OP, about that car situation, does it turn over whatsoever? No gas? Battery is kill? What supplies do you have if any at all.
Keep screaming U til your throat hurts and your veins start bulging. Start getting hot and sweaty as the blood drips down your innocent shaking mouth. Scream so much that it hurts. Yell help, yell because you scared and angry and alone. It won't help. Your stuck out there op, with the trees and wild beasts. All those noises in the bush and around you, that means there's something actually there. You need to be careful out there in the dark. It could be... Dangerous.
Um guys I walked into the forest a little bit and I just came across this... What should I do ?? :(
You try putting poo on your face? No one will fuck with you. Poo face is totally anti fuck with.
you better run motherfucker
baba yaga is on her way
Nigger, if you have the wifi to connect to the Internet and upload a 1.87 MB picture, you damn sure have the ability to find your fucking location. This is just bad storytelling.
Ill Get a little closer but this is giving me very bad feelings that I shouldn't be here... And I'm not sure if its the wind but I keep hearing things around me... :(((
you gonna be fine OP
Listen too me! Go back to your car now! You stumbled upon what could be a cultivation of weed. You better just sit tight till morning in your car. Shipping containers in the foresst are not good at all i am telling you i live in the forest in nor cal
>mfw no poo on face
>mfw id jew
It does not look like a cultivation though...
you are on internet go to the police website and tell them where you are and stay on the main road until the police come. email me at [email protected] and give the end result. for the mean time find a way to stay warm.
>see brightly colored bottles
>Hope there's some sort of "Jew-juice" joke happening here
I summon OP so he continue his trilling story
Go inside. Sit quietly, use voice recorder on phone to check for EVP. With poo on your face.
Hold on to your inflatable alien and pray..
Nah, it's a skeleton
> 10/10 post.
Nice IDeedee bruh
You are almost to my home, friend. Please make yourself comfortable.
You fucking queers make me wanna fucking puke!
g-guys, is 4chan broken?????
op is fucking retarded get in your car and wait till morning, also you should fuck your blowup alien for comfort
shit's frozen because of CP overload
>Step one of survival:
Don't leave your fucking vehicle
Use vehicle as shelter
Utilize all communications to contact loved ones / authorities
So what does OP do? He fucking leaves his ready-made shelter, and uses his precious phone battery/internet access to shitpost on 4chan.
Try emailing all your family your estimated location, DUMB FUCK
Dont let this shit 404
you really can't tell this is an attempt at a creepy story yet? I thought the blow up alien gave it away
have fun with scaly man fish, op
Step 1: Sing the he Lost woods theme from OoT
Step 2: Go into the woods alone
Step 3: Chase after the tall skinny man, he'll know what to do
Step 4: Tweet it
Step 5: Take selfie with the man
Step 6: Get raped.
You'll be just fine.
OH SHIT, HIDE THE GHOSTIES!
OP is probably running for his life or already getting raped
good for him.
>332200 holy shit triple dubs
/B/ IS BORKEN BUT /POL/ WORKS
I bet the Jews did this.
So far we know that OP was lost in forest, he ventured out of his car, he opened a container he found, was attacked by the jews it contained, he did not pooh on face, some brony got fucking magic ID and then the thread goes on
IF YOU'RE BOARD AND YOU WANT SOMETHING 2 DO
COME TO THIS THREAD TO FUNPOST AND WATCH NORK TV
4chin . . . . HACKED
>the fucking best at this shit
stay in your car you fucking retard.
wait till sunrise, much safer than to wander and waste battery life at night.
Wow, im surprised this is still alive. I was able to get a shot of part of the inside before I heard a loud BANG noise coming from inside of the crate. I ran away super fast and got back into my car. The windows fogged up shortly after and I couldn't see anything outside ... Then something started to throw small pebbles at my windshield!!! I was so scared I crawled into my trunk(from the inside )... The rocks kept coming until some bright lights showed up in the window and I jumped out of my car screaming for help and the person stopped and gave me a lift to the gas station that was 15 miles away. I got a taxi home but my car is still in the woods. When I go to get it tommorow I will post on /b/ to update.
Pic related of the crate before the bang and I had to book it. Phone died shortly after.