My sisters dildo What do /b/?

put it in your ass

>>583314356
yeah this. duh.

dip it hit sauce
put back in hidding place

also let's are her panties

>>583314276
Lick it, obviously

im intrested

Smell it, describe the scent

>>583314276
We need a number to decide faggot...

put it in a jar of mayo and put it on the kitchen table for everyone to see

>>583314428
We'll see

Take pic of it in her panty drawer

Report her to the fucking Catholics.

>>583314519
This

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Bump for imminent hilarity.

>>583314276
Is she a bitch or generally nice enough?

rub your dick all over it and put it back where it was

how old is she OP ?

>>583314276
turn it on and put it in a kitchen drawer so parents search for source of noise

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>>583314758

>>583314276
Put it back but put a sticky note on it that says "I know"

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Piri piri. Expect loud screams.

Also keep away from eyes.

>>583314276

Need to see a pic of sis in order to give a shit

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>>583314570
Damnit OP.. Fine take the batteries out and put it in the drawer where electronics/batteries/flashlights are kept and see how long it takes to disappear or someone to get weirded the fuck out.

Post pics of your sister you stupid fuck.

>>583315058
>)
Nice. Is that her only toy?

>>583315058
cum on it in the panty drawer

>>583315213
good call

>>583314276
Fuck her with it.

>>583315283
Alternatively leave the batteries in like posted above and leave it in the drawer

>>583315058
She buys her panties at k-mart? How poor are you?

Put it inher

>>583315307
I'll check, also 17 is your number fags

Roll it in fiberglass insulation, then put back in her drawer...

>>583315545
Confront her about it, then fuck her

kiss the tip

Pic of your sis...

>>583315461
Roll fucking dickhead OP

>>583315670
This do it OP

lube with icy hot

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Take out the batteries, leave this picture rolled up inside

Deep throat post pics

>>583314276
>>583314356
>>583314428
>>583314432
>>583314440
>>583314483
>>583314519
>>583314570
daniellukebarth it

>>583314276
It appears quite clean, none of your sister's dried up girly goo on it?

>>583315545
All i could find was some lube and a bullet

Requesting pic of sister

Smell it and report your findings

give to dog/cat/fish as playtoy and post a pic of sis

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Remove the battery. This will fuck with her MORE THAN ANYTHING!

Use it, cum on it, put it back. Post pics. 17 get

>take dildo when she's gone
>take pics of it around town (don't show yourself in photos)
>dildo sitting on a park bench
>dildo sitting on a drive-thru shelf at taco bell
>dildo on the swings at the park
>dildo waiting for the light to change to cross the street
>dildo by the speedometer doing 120 down the freeway
>dildo at starbucks next to a fuckin whateverthefuck latte
>dildo watching discovery channel
>dildo in the phone book looking for pizza delivery
>dildo sitting on a spare tire changing a flat
>dildo making a sandwich
>dildo reading the newspaper

>print out dildo's epic adventure and place pics in a photo album, put ribbon on it, place on sister's pillow

>>583315893
This!

>>583315945
Apparently she isn't a dime store whore who doesn't clean their toys

So what about your moms toys?

>>583314276
BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR ASS: make sure you sniff is

>>583315545
Jizz on it.

583316134

>>583315914
Fuck off faggot

>>583316079
Standard procedure. Waiting for OP to deliver.

>>583314276
Soak it in a pool of hot sauce.

>>583315164
/dad

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> find hot sauce
> apply found hot sauce on dildo
> wait till it dry
> put dildo back where you found it in the first place
> now wait...

>>583316091
This. 17 get

Use it jackoff then cover it in your semen, make sure nothing is noticeable, then put it back

put a condom on it and post pics of sis

Install hidden wireless camera in it...enjoy pictures of your sis cervix! Post them here

>>583316091
This is one of themost beautiful things I've read in quite some time. 10/10, would read 3 more times.

>>583315893
Alternative, take the batteries out, cum inside.

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>>583316091

kiss it

OP were you just creepin in your sister's room?

>>583315998
Cum in lube

>>583316091
Srsly

>>583316091
This please.
It'll take a few days but it would be amazing.
You would be my hero anon.

Throw it away if you want your sister to get into Heaven.

rolling for pic of sister pls

>>583315998
What caliber?

>>583316091
Isn't this idea straight out of that french film amelie. Still a great idea

>>583316456
> this
Save your sister from the lake of fire OP

>>583315914
Go back to 8gag with your faggotry

>>583316456
Get into me? How?

As someone said it looks clean so i have every reason to believe she does, backed up by the lack of fragrance

Still want to see your sis, OP.

>>583316541
You can't be that dumb? Really...

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>>583314639
fucking lost it

swap it with one of your mom's....and wait.

>>583316630
Through the back door feggit

>>583316541
69

>>583316641
you got nudes of her to post?

>>583316560
Yann Tiersen must score the epic dildo journey.

>>583314276
in your ass. make sure it gets poopy. put back in same place you found it.

feel accomplished if no one brings it up or deny it if she brings it up and never let her forget it that she has it.

>>583316691
they actually do size the bullet vibrators by caliber, at least one of the companies ive seen does, idk if he means that though

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>>583316781

>>583316781
good fuckin answer

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>>583315283
this is an amazing idea

Cum on it and put it back.

>>583316781
Top kek

>>583314276
suck then fuck then suck & repeat

>>583314276
replace with similar looking but larger dildo

record

>>583316091
Rolling for this

Walk into her class room during school and throw it at her while screaming " MOM SAID STOP LEAVING IT AROUND THE HOUSE". And then walk out.

When she brings it up act suprised as if you do not know what she is talking about.

Blackmail her into sex

>>583314276
Tabasco sauce. Obviously.

Take batteries out, fill with fire ants.

OP if you have a dog pretend its his new toy and get it to carry it Around so its left in plain site.

>>583316091
deny all allegations of committing this

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>>583316091
holy fuck so much this
17 pls

Take dildo and leave a peice of paper that sais "IOU" where you found it

timestamp or no dildo you faggots

>>583314276
write your name on it and put it back

>>583316091
Yes!

Shove in your ass.


After several minutes of anal stimulation with the didlo itself. (insertion, removal, insertion, removal, ETC.) You have two options!

ANAL STIM 1:
If you cum via anal stimulation Cum into a cup. Make sure to cover that shit up

PUSSY STIM1
If no cum via anal stim... Make sure to cum with as much force upward making sure to aim for your mouth.


ANAL STIM TWO:
After cumming into a cup sample it. (Small sip. maybe less) after your sister has gone to sleep suck the semen into a turkey baster and then insert and expel in to your sisters vagina. (BONUS POINTS: Video and post here)

>>583317220
OP should give it to his gf to use, wickedly delicious.

Glue dildo to the ceiling in the living room

>>583314276
Text her pics ofnit

>>583316091
Rollin for this

Blackmail sister, post pics

>>583317327
Reroll

>what do

Get a gf or get laid.

>>583316091
du et

>>583315058
moar MOOOARR

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>>583316091

>>583316091

reroll

>>583314276
takes those diamonds off of it. they're worth some money.

>>583316091
Reroll

>>583316091
Gimme dat 17

>>583316091
One more for this

>>583317026
Reroll

>>583316091
Rollre

Re Rolling for pics, and you cumming on dildo

>>583316091
Rolling again cuz I want this to happen

>>583317494
hahahaah omg you sick fuck

>>583316091
rollin' for justice.

>>583316091
Roll

>>583316091
rolling till 17 i will stay up all night to see this fucking happen

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>>583318187

>>583316091
Rawls

>>583314276
Tie a ribbon in a bow around it, and put it on her pillow.

please op
put it in a jar of mayo and put it on the kitchen table for everyone to see

>>583314276
Tell her you're gonna give it to her parents if she doesn't take her clothes off and let you record it. Post results.

re roll

Take samples of it vibrating against various objects and create a song with it, then send to your sister.

How old is your sister?

>>583316091
if this post ends in 7, you must do

>>583316091
17 get

>>583316091
Roll

>>583316091
Seconded

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>>583318387
oh my

microwave it lol

take video

>>583316404
Second

cum on the dildo, post pic of sis.

pics of sister. take a pic of it up your ass and roll it up around it and put it back.

Bake it in a cake and have the family start eating the cake, only to discover a fucking dildo is in it.

swap it with your moms dildo

>>583316091
Hey guys, I bet I won't get 17, but rolling for epicness

>>583316091
justice

>>583317327
Roll

>>583316091
this

>>583318515
this

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>>583316091
>>583318387

>>583317501
>Implying OP can get laid
Op was snooping around in his sister's room.

U wot m8

rerolling come on!

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>>583318387
Ohhhhhh shiieeettt

>>583316091
Roll

>>583318859
stfu he had 10% chance.

>>583317327
Rolls

>>583316091
This would be epic.

lube it with your cum

>>583316091
top fucking lel

In ass

>>583316091
they see my rollin they hatin

wait did we tell him to stick it in his butt? if so then take the batteries to play your GBA

>>583316091

This ! And don't forget to post results.

>>583316091
Fucking this

>>583316641
Where did you find it?

>ctrl+f: 'timestamp'
>no timestamp

Another cancerous thread
Saged

Post pic of sister, wear her panties and cum on toy. Faggot get

>Cum on it
>Get pussy
You can't lose with this one

>>583316091
rolling for thiss

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coat it in your semen every chance you get and hope for a nice pregnancy in the future

>>583319847
Lol she'll notice cum, won't she?

>>583315998

CUM IN HER LUBE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT OP

>>583318989
did you just say.... 10
?

Jack off on it, and put it back

>>583319975
Your fucking retarted you now?
1-9 + 0
=10 digits.

>>583316781
/Thread

>>583316091
rollin for this

>>583319971
not if he spreads it out thin like and makes it like a coating ;)

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OP Abandoned us guys.

>>583314276

my sister randomly told me she owned a dildo today...color and all

>>583320440
are you my mother??

>>583320440
He is now stimulating his
prostate gland obviously.

>>583320472
How does that make you feel anon?

learn to give ppl some privacy, fuckin' 12 yr old juggalo

>>583314276

>>583320492
Yes & No.

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>>583314276
bite it really hard

>>583316808
Already has;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mo59IyQbro
>>583316091
Also that

>>583316091

roll for this

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put some spicy on it and wait for the greatest scream of your pointless life

>>583320520

we're pretty close as is, we're the same age and live together..i think its good she has it..better then being a slut

>>583320502
You're right. How stupid of me.

>>583320580
I clicked on that without thinking but right before it expanded I thought it would be a gif of a girl biting a dick so I instantly panicked.

>>583320618
rerolling for this

Smell and report please

>>583316091
epic

>>583314276
Shoe on head.

>>583316091
>win
rolling

>>583320615

reroll

cum all over it and post pic

>>583320618
together with a spy cam it will be a epic monent for /b/

>>583314276
>>583314276
>>583314276

File name.

Repost fag

>>583316091
roll

>>583320862
reroll

>>583316091
rolling

buy a box of the same model. Use some dissolvent or chemical in different dossages so you end up with a box of slightly different corroded dildos. Clean them thoroughly and every now and them change one to the next more corroded one

>>583316091
rollin

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>>583320658
lol
nice id btw

>>583316091
Then make it into a movie with the opening to "The Magnificent Seven" as the background music for each picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcHL8efKKPE&list=PLyABG3o5xEULwoR7AFqFui7X0YxjW2qT4&index=1

>>583316091
Rawlan

Rub it with a hot chili and let the magic begin

17 never get

stick it in your fag ass OP

>>583316091
keep it rollin

>>583320998
thanks i made it myself.

cum on it an post pics and put it back

>>583316091
17 get

>>583321084
OMG HOW DID YOU DO IT I WANNA MAKE MINE HITLERJESUS69

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>>583316091
Check the 17.