NZ thread. Get in here.
Why are IDs even back?
No one lurkan?
mfw i started drinking at 3 waiting for the 7-8ish nz thread to appear
21 / M / Mission bay
Any femanons wanna meet up for a fuck? pic related is me
my face now.
skip me then you heatless bastards.
people skip me, i don't skip them
round 2 fight!
still on yeah buddy
nelson/blenheim here someone please come to picton and pick me up i got bourbon to share and an airgun please guys
fuck is crate day..
that some kind of homo talk
here;s one fomr the other night to get started.
mo fuckkas be skippin me
fuck that, we'll kep it alive till then.
>wow calm down ffs
who can get me some weed
Thanks for asking, I had food.
>Tfw youre too scared to talk to IDbro
Same after he found my trip on /pol/ which I haven't used in almost a year...
Still not over it.
that face when ugly chicks skip you on omegle
I called one fat one time and she got pissed off. And then disconnected. Eventually when we reconnected, her friend wanted to stay to chat with me but she disconnected lol
tfw been waiting for nz thread all day
this thread been here since like 6. it was premature as fuck but i stayed.
fuck. some chick said hi to me but i was typing this post. chances lost
BASED 6PM THREADS ARE BACK
i called some large ladies bitches, i feel ashamed now. they laughed, am i ok karma wise?
A real job? You dumb fucking 60% of this countries gdp is agriculture and we supply 90% of the worlds milk exports. A real job? Agriculture keeps this country afloat. Wtf do you do you fucking faggot? Work at a fucking K-mart?
>tfw When i used Robin William's death to keep a girl from disconnecting with me
Is that bad?
Bruh. I think OP got a bit excited and gunned it prematurely
lel, first of all calm down
second, that hurt my feelings
and third this all ties into my main point of farmers being illiterate fucktards that only care about rugby and sheep
ADD ME ON SKYPE
dafuq is crate day, started drinking at 3.
#6 or 7
what are you on son.
nevermind son, i don't know how old you are. it would be some time travel shit if it turned out you were older than me.
i think you posted it before but i don't know
anyone could've found your trip in less than 30 seconds
Well that very quickly shows me you retarded you are. To run a farm you need to manage people, stock, money, land and a huge amount of other things. In fact your average nz dairy farm has more turnover than many small business in our cities. The government has just announced we need to double our ag export value by 2025, which means agriculture in this country needs insainly smart and business savvy people. Your idiotic idea of farmers being dumb is based on your own blind ignorance to somthing that you should know more about but dont. Also dont say fagit then call someone illiterate you cunt. I have a degree in ag commerce not english.
Oh, fuck, maybe I did, actually.
You've been here longer than I remembered. Don't feel about that, bae, I is just useless.
>anyone could've found your trip in less than 30 seconds
How? Googling "Gay nazi 4chan"?
Any dunners weed. Also anyone here from the short lived am post-crash thread?
i won brah
forgot your fullstop
When someone get their anus raped in an argument i typically find they focus on spelling. Im on my phone making a pizza i dont have time for spelling. Im talking ag bitch not english.
FUCK OFF MATT GIBBS you beady eyed cunt. fuck off back to your kids shows. why you on my tv screen. beady eyed bastard.
go SQUIRT on your mums face beady eye
each bottle is 750ml
bout 3am, there were like 4 people involved in the nz thread after it came back up
WINNINg serial number from wellington.
mfw based in welly but bought mylotto
what's new tho?
yea 8:03 time to party anyone keen to pick me up in picton got a large bottle of bourbon and ritalin
>not a paranoid fuck
i think i still have that one where you shooped swastikas on your eyes in my recycle bin
Northern Knights need more runs!
i would too.
that's like the worst prize. you have to travel to use it. people can't just pick up and leave jobs/commitments to travel willy nilly.
>whats ur name soldier ill add u and grind with u we can grind on each other
>tfw because of my accent people keep misunderstanding my name
she know;s what i look like, we talked on omegle via chat, i could hear her, but my mic fucke dup and i would have to refresh my browser which would lead to convo disconnect.
she asked me if i have skype, i don't fucking have skyupe wtf you on about women. then i asked for hers and she gave it to me.
and now i have to download skype and add her.
i don't know what i'm doing.
why she does this.
i told her i was from nz and she was like oh my balls i wanna hear your accent.
any rotorua/tauranga fags here tonight? also why do americans come to these threads and bitch so much? are you jealous of our freedom?
THIS is daily dose.
i can't betray random omegle chicks,
it would be wrong of me.
to be honest. all i do is widen my eyes like a weird cunt and then they do it aswell, then i smile and they smile to, and then i begin the conversation with hey, how is your day/night.
and it leads on from there. i just talk about random shit and make faces and they keep smiling. i don't even know what i'm doing nor give a shit. many people skip me but every now and then a decent chick will stick around and be like, wtf yo eyes nice as fuck tho.
and i be like. wtf you say to me.
I was at a Christmas party once and we were playing rugby and this boy came up to me and ask if I wanted him to teach me how to tackle. I said yes and then he hugged me.
i'm gonna go have a smoke while i download skype.
>>you will never do cardio and lift in the same day ever again
Nah, don't, that's not nice.
I went to lift on friday and only managed 4/5 squats at 45kg then had to give up.
I want to do some cardio but I don't know if I have the fuel in the tank (and I think my heart might explode).
>why do other people get losts of energy on stims and I fucking collapse with fatigue
i got a 2 week b& for posting that once
its alright to take a break. Your gains wont vanish. enjoy not lifting for a bit. Important thing is once your better to continue lifting, a lot of people miss a few days and give up, but I believe in you
Also y r ids bac?
Next week you will be better, and then you will lift.
You're gonna make it bro.
check your diet broski
I do a 3 k run + 3/4 lifts of 5x5 various weights depending on the excercise
>Nah, don't, that's not nice.
I was being ironic but yeah
I kept telling myself I was going to go regardless of my sickness, and even practiced walking around my house to get used to my headache. But then I said fuck it i can't and sat my ass back down on my chair.
At least I have my nofap right guys?
True, thanks anon
So whatcha guys thinkin bout?
>having teeth this yellow
does she live on smokes and coffee?
>tfw you can't even manage to keep up with 3 threads and a skype conversation
i should really read more
>having problems making a skype account
dude check out how much they ask on facebook
kek, i went there when i needed advice on getting a job i posted pic related and everyone kept getting distracted from my original question.
Used to frequent /biz/ during the early days after its inception
what do guys thik of lydia ko? who'd u prefer, lydia or lorde?
ye, its so good. im on my last piece doe :(((((((((((((((
took me months tho
He's a strange little man, it boggles the mind how he became a millionaire.
>at court yesterday
>about to go up on stand
>prosecutor somehow knows my father
>asks me "did you ever say that it was your car?"
>totally blanking like holy fuck yes or no which is the right answer is he tryna trick me fuck I've paused too long this is weird say something holy shi- NO
>prosecutor now drops the case of confiscation of motor vehicle
>like a car worth 6k, courts took it, one random recognition and favour, like the flick of a fingers and the cars mine again (registered under fathers name)
>father is happy, he was angry I basically wrote off his car to the crown, but still pissed at me for being in court lol
>lawyer cost 2.3k for two court appearances and a couple meetings holy fuck I'm going to be a lawyer
It's not what you know, it's who you know. Now to find 1300 dollars to get it out of the fucking impound lot...
>fuck, I'll post it.
i'm trying to look smart here
Turn down for Watt
Why you not take me seriously John?
I actually heard this at work the other day. Shit's not that funny dawg.
They where nice to me at least. They were just like "wowzers joocy azn" Much better than /a/, god I hate them.
It's meant to help with your sleeping, overall mindset. The real trick is staying off porn.
Ever since I finished uni i keep breaking it, but I've been on like a 4 day streak so far.
Plus the orgasm when I cave will be incredible
sometimes chicks on omegle ask me for instagram, shoul i participate in this? even if it is just for the slutty pics they may present?
i don't wanna sound like a cunt or anything but i have been asked quite a few times for my instagram. chicks be like ugh whatever when i tell them i have no gram.
Because you cannot into income tax policy
wtf i dont even have this pic.
this is the original
Who, who are you?
>tfw have so much work I need to back up in case computer busts
>external wouldn't start
>might lose all my writing for Shortland St
great economist / 10 on my scale
I wouldn't say great economist, if he was he'd do someting about local council debt.
Bill English is just a farmer who knows how to run a tight ship.